Corrupt A Wish Game

[Dollop of Mayo]

Granted, but the ship is also IN the Alamo, on dry land miles from water.

I wish for a basket full of vicious scorpions.

[Joseph Staleknight]

Granted. However, they end up as lazy bums who watch TV and drink beer. Well, except for those who constantly groom their stingers.

I wish for a tree the size of the Sun.

[sunwarrior25]

Granted. A "Sun-Sized Tree Seed" arrives in the mail. Much to your dismay, however, it is nothing but a rock.

I wish I knew where Sunwarriors 1~24 went off to...

[ConureMaster]

Granted. They are in hell.

I wish for a lifetime supply of cookstabois.

[Blinx]

cookstabois

I googled this, it literally had 0 results

[Dan]

one of the few results for cookstaboi leads to this thread

what the fuck is it

[Joseph Staleknight]

Must be some sort of slang term for a young male chef.

Anyway, I wish for the best coffee in the world.

[Dan]

Granted

i wish i knew what the shit a cookstaboi was

[sunwarrior25]

Granted. You cannot comprehend the true form of the cookstaboi. Also, Giygas attacks or something.

I wish I wasn't so darn weak to plant-type attacks...

[Dollop of Mayo]

Granted. You are now slightly less weak to plant-type attacks.

Hyperion falls on your head.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperion_(tree)

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller (did somebody already do that?)

[ConureMaster]

Granted. You sprout balls on your head, which makes you grow half an inch.


I wish for people to know what Cookstaboi meant, as I could tell but don't wanna.

[Joseph Staleknight]

Granted. Many don't survive the revelation. Those who do go mad.

I wish for a red submarine, because the Yellow one was taken.

[Dollop of Mayo]

Granted. The submarine is inhabited by U2 instead of the Beatles, and Bono annoys you to death with his particular brand of insipidity.

I wish I had a crate full of agitated badgers, and was in a band called the Agitated Badgers.

[ConureMaster]

Granted. The agitated badgers eat you for lunch. They are also in the band of the same name, so congrats, you are now IN that band.



I wish for the land made of just birdfeathers to exist.

[Joseph Staleknight]

Granted. When you try to step on the land to claim it as your own, though, you fall through the birdfeathers and onto the more solid ground. I mentioned that the land's a floating continent too, right?

I wish to join the ranks of a prestiged society.

[bonecanoe86]

Granted, but the prestiged society turns out to also be an insane cult, and one day they pass around the poisoned Kool-Aid and do not let you refuse it!

I wish I could shoot energy from my hands.

[mariofan1000]

granted then the world blows up for some reason

I wish I knew what it was

[SpikyRat]

Granted. It's your face that blew up.

I wish I wasn't bored.

[Joseph Staleknight]

Granted. You are IMMENSELY. STRESSED. OUT! and have a sudden aneurysm.

I wish for macadamia nuts.

[paste]

Granted. You are now a licensed spayer/neuterer. Here is your first patient, a tabby named Macadamia.

I wish I had a steaming hot pile of pancakes.

[Joseph Staleknight]

Granted. They're so hot, they give your tongue third degree burns.

I wish there would be more reruns of Gunsmoke.

[sunwarrior25]

A piercing crack fills the room. As I lower my smoking revolver I say, "Granted."

I wish I didn't just run out of ammunition.

[Dollop of Mayo]

Granted. You never shot Joseph Staleknight. He enrages and eats your face.

I wish for the power... to move you.

[ConureMaster]

Granted. But you lose it after 5 seconds and get crushed.

I wish for free pizza.

[haligonian]

Granted. But it's anchovies and ice cream pizza.

I wish I could beat the high rank seven star Kirin in Monster Hunter already. T_T