You guys are gonna love this :D

[BTYM]

So I was on BasilMarket, and I saw this ad... for Cafepress...

http://i54.tinypic.com/6sb2pd.png

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[Aposke]

OH YES
Draw more and more innocent people into Raocowism!
Once they visit the cafepress site, they will ask themselves
"Hmm, who is that raocow guy and why does he have such awesome fan articles?"
And then they will google his name and watch his videos and subscribe to his channel and then visit the forums, register, and then we will infect them with our beautiful raocow virus which in turn will make them addicted to that canadian LPer as well and the bigger his fanbase is the more people will send his videos around, it'll be like a landslide, originating from that one cafepress advert...
We'll take over THE WOLRD

[kilon]

Why don't we take over the world instead

[BTYM]

We'll take over THE WOLRD

Why don't we take over the world instead

wat    

[kilon]

wolrd != world

[BTYM]

wolrd != world

Ohhhh, didn't even notice that

[Dan]

wat    

wat    

wat    

[kilon]

amen to that

[Aposke]

wolrd != world

Ohhhh, didn't even notice that

I didn't even notice that either, although when I clicked on "Submit", I somehow had a hunch that I spelled something wrong.

[Dollop of Mayo]

what the hell happened here

[Aposke]

what the hell happened here

WE'RE TAKING OVER THE WOLRD!
Are you with us?

[Paralars]

What are we gonna do tonight, Bra- Aposke?

[Aposke]

What are we gonna do tonight, Bra- Aposke?

The same thing we do every night, Pin- Paralars.
Gather all the Talkhausers and...
Try to take over the WOLRD!

With our combined force of 1788 users, of which less than 100 are actually active, we're BOUND to succeed one day! Or night! Or whatever!

[kilon]

I'm just gonna take over the world by myself then.
And then we can go to war against each other.

[Aposke]

So be it!
You just declared war on some of the biggest and most fearful enemies in the wolrd!
Our combined force will CRUSH you!

[BTYM]

I'm just gonna take over the world by myself then.
And then we can go to war against each other.

The interwebs will run FF0000 with your pixel-blood

[kilon]

But I got my great mascot from my avatar. So it's impossible for me to lose!

[Aposke]

So what?
That's just the grim reaper saying "Hi." to me.
Wait...
Is that thing coming closer...?
OH FUCK IT'S RIGTH HERE, GET AWAY, GET AWAAAAAaaaa-----------

[BTYM]

So what?
That's just the grim reaper saying "Hi." to me.
Wait...
Is that thing coming closer...?
OH FUCK IT'S RIGTH HERE, GET AWAY, GET AWAAAAAaaaa-----------

USE YOUR SNAKE, DUMBASS! AIN'T THAT THING POISONOUS?

[kilon]

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[Aposke]

Phew, that was close...
I threw Kaa at him, and somehow he managed to stop the reaper while I quickly left my house...
Seems like I've escaped him for now, but for which cost?
I won't be able to return to my home because he surely has some of his minions there and I can't stay in one place for too long either, or I fear he'll catch up on me... I need to keep moving.
Damn you Kilon, I will take vengeance for that! One day, when you least expect it, some talkhaus fella will break into your house and murder you in your sleep! REMEMBER MY WODRS, KILON! YOU WON'T EVADE YOUR FATE!

[kilon]

Don't you threaten me! You are in no position to do so.
You may claim that you have the majority of the talkhaus under your command, and it might very well be true. But that is your weakness. I know the size of your army. However you have no idea how big my forces are.
Is your neighbour watching you? Notice anything different in school?
They might be spies.. Or worse!

[Aposke]

Ha!
I have no neighbors, neither do I go to school anymore since I live on the run because your damn avatar is still trying to kill me, so the joke's on you!
I'm in possession of the exact coordinates of your university, and there are serveral talkhausers who are currently working on hacking into the Netherlands' national defense systems in order to gain control of two missile launchers stationed in The Hague!
YOU are the one who isn't in a position to threaten me.

[kilon]

Damn, now I wish my university was in another city..

Luckily there is always a plan B.
And no, I will not tell you. It's a secret!
For now.

[Paralars]

Well kilon I'm not saying I have destruction laser satellites locked onto your horally actualizing position, but I'm also not saying that I don't.