Let's Play Pokemon Red! (Screenshot LP)

[Satire55]

Hey, people of the raocow forums! I'm Satire55. I've been looking for a place to post my lps, and a place to hang out.
So I googled LP forums, and BLAMO. This popped up.
Not only is this my first post on this forum, It's also my first LP on this forum! So, Without further ado, Enjoy my Screenshot LP of Pokemon Red!




Ahh, Game freak. The only people insane enough to make pokemon.


Oh look. A gengar and a... Nidoran? Nidorino? I could never tell them apart.



OH NO LOOK OUT GENGAR.


Wow, What a cliffhanger.



Hi!



Hello Mr. Oak.




Really? How not interesting.




Fighting? In Pokemon? Naaaaaaaaw.


Cool. Don't care.




Yep.




Really? I can just imagine me and him fighting over who gets the bigger bottle.


You don't even remember your grandson's name?! What kind of Grandpa are you?!


Hee.



Hehe. Douche.


Whaaaaat.



Cool.




Allright, Sounds go- OH GOD WHERE DID THAT SHRINK RAY COME FROM.


Oh. Maybe I just dosed off.


Oh, Hi Mom.


Listen, Uh, I'm gonna go and never come back again so I can have an
epic quest to catch monsters and stuff them into tiny balls, so I can
use them to take over the world bye!


FREEDOM.


Good for you.


Pffft...Douche.



Okay random lady.


Agreed, my fat friend.


Okay, so this is the geezers place.




What?! That Assbag Professor lied to me! He told me there would be candy...


Hmm... What to do...Oh! Let's go play in the dangerous grass!
I hear it has snakes in it!


Aww, I was having fun with the snakes...



That makes it even more fun!



You sayin' I like Dudes?!


Last time you asked me to go somewhere with you they found me in a van in compton.


*wacky chase scene*


Oh, we're going here. Wait, Where's that candy you promised me?!



Patience is a virtue, Douche.




Wow, you are a sucky grandpa.



Sweet. Pokeymans.


Haha?


Duuur, I knew that. Some kind of professor you are...


Rapist?


Oh.




So you're a pokemon professor, that only has 3 pokemon. Fail.



You don't get one cuz you're lame.



Aww.


Okay, so...


Charmander, who evolves into a fire breathing lizard.


Squirtle, who evolves into the best water gun in existance.


Or Bulbasaur, who evolves into a biiig plant.

ONLY YOU CAN DECIDE! Vote for who you would like me to use.

Any and all constructive criticism is accepted! I'd really like to improve!
Thanks for reading!

[LightSlei]

Just for tradition sakes, Charmander.


Black & White is the first time I'm not choosing fire as my starter >_>..

[kilon]

I always thought grass pokemon where weak with no good moves. Prove me wrong and pick Bulbasaur

[jeremy]

i usually always pick squirtle, but want to see something different. so i'll vote for bulbasaur.

[LightSlei]

I always thought grass pokemon where weak with no good moves. Prove me wrong and pick Bulbasaur

Damn you guys just gave him the first 3 gyms.


Oh well.

[TheNonBeliever]

I vote for squirtle, and turn on the color setting if you can

[Kilgamayan]

You can't spell Charmander without MAN, because that's the kind of person that picks it.

[Argumentable]

Bulbasaur, to tie it again. Also he's what I picked

[O-Card]

charmander

also I don't like this lp I just want you to choose charmander

[Aposke]

charmander

also I don't like this lp I just want you to choose charmander

Awww.
Come on OC, you don't have to be so shy about liking Text LPs. That's okay, really.

Also, Charmander!

[O-Card]

no I actually prefer screenshot lps

I just hate how this guy is doing it

[Argumentable]

Too many screenshots for not enough text. Example:

1) you don't even need that second screenshot
2) You can write out

"For some people, Pokemon are pets. others use them for fights" with a tiny picture of professor Oak or something and it'd have the same effect since nothing is really happening that needs a screenshot

[Satire55]

Too many screenshots for not enough text. Example:

1) you don't even need that second screenshot
2) You can write out

"For some people, Pokemon are pets. others use them for fights" with a tiny picture of professor Oak or something and it'd have the same effect since nothing is really happening that needs a screenshot

Thanks for the advice, I'll be sure to use it. Also, According to the votes, CharMANder is the winner!