First person to make me laugh

[BTYM]

...Gets the 19 cents I have in my PayPal.

(because seriously, what do I do with 19 cents?)

[Aposke]

Recently, a survey was conducted by the U.N. worldwide.

The question asked was, "Would you please give your honest opinion about the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa, they did not know what 'food' meant.

In Western Europe, they did not know what 'shortage' meant.

In Eastern Europe, they did not know what 'honest' meant.

In China, they did not know what 'opinion' meant.

In South America, they did not know what 'please' meant.

In the US, they did not know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

[Cobalt]

Someone linked to this in the irc so i thought i'd post
I HOPE I WIN *SPARKLE SPARKLE*

[BTYM]

I HOPE I WIN *SPARKLE SPARKLE*

It's like watching MATH

[Aposke]

Someone linked to this in the irc so i thought i'd post
I HOPE I WIN *SPARKLE SPARKLE*

OH GOD THE IRC
I COMPLETELY FORGOT

[Dollop of Mayo]

[Bean]

Don't have a PayPal, but I was going to link to a certain Wesley Willis song where he just sings profanities for nearly two minutes...just because he can.

[kilon]

You know that joke you like? Well, imagine it being here.
I'm so funny..

[O-Card]

fart

[Aposke]

We might as well close this thread because noone is ever going to make this guy laugh.

[RikunFrances]

Here you go:

[BTYM]

Here you go:

Ahahah that was unexpected

What's your email you use for PP?

[O-Card]

this thread made me sad

[RikunFrances]

Winning is greater reward. I'm 3 months away from being able to get a paypal. Not 18 just yet. ;D

[flamingahura]

So the contest was won by someone who is ineligible? Just send me the money man, I could really use it towards a can of soda or a pipe bomb or something.

[BTYM]

Sure, but no diet sodas

[flamingahura]

Ok, no diet sodas. :( But ummm... as long as you're fine with terrorism, I guess it's all cool.

[BTYM]

Yeah, terrorism is fine and dandy. Email?

[flamingahura]

:o I sent you a pm. My anarchist brothers thank you.

[BTYM]

Congratulations, you are the proud owner of a new NINETEEN CENTS ! Please take proper care of your new NINETEEN CENTS !

[flamingahura]

Oh man will I! I just transferred it to my bank account, where I look forward to it maturing into a nice, fat nearly-a-dollar in about 73 years. You fool!

edit: Shoot, minimum withdrawal amount is $1.00, rofl. Somehow I now get the feeling you know this

[BTYM]

AHAHAH. NOW YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO... make.... more.. money? Wait, that's not bad. :(

CURSES, FOILED AGAIN.