Pocket Monsters Crystal - I am Very Disgusted with the Trashy Man

[Hoeloe]

So I got bored and decided to occasionally play bits of Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal, with terrible commentary and upload them to the interwebs. Vietnamese Crystal is a fan translation from what appears to be a Chinese copy of Pokemon Crystal, into English. Apparently it has been done by someone who does not speak English, and with a lot of patch bugs. It makes for a surreal and hilarious experience.

I decided to do something a bit different though. While recording, I'll be opening a live Skype channel people can join. Anyone can jump in and watch the game being played, and join in the commentary.

Also mild language warning because not all of Vietnamese Crystal's translation is entirely safe for work.

Skype link here:

skype:?chat&blob=kW733Rtt33HzzMp39MZO2juLWLNAp9nxT_5faBLjx6W-92gmod_xF43IvHrQ8uL36i5rAy1A

Episode list:
Episode 1 - Call me elf monster Guests: Pichu
Episode 2 - Scene of blank Guests: Pichu, arabsalmon
Episode 3 - I droped from the rope and brode my waist Guests: Learning-Timebuster, naps, Jayoshi
Episode 4 - Butts win Guests: Minnahkt, Kuupa

There's no regular schedule for these, because I can't always set aside the time, but I'll announce on the channel and Skypehaus a little before I start a session, so people can hop on.

[Pikabread]

can't wait for that video to finish exporting!!

and then upload!!

[Katazuki]

Pirated games on the Talkhaus? Hoo boy, that's a thing!

Funny enough I own a few pirate games myself on a physical copy.

This shiz:


From Top Left to Bottom Right:
- Normal Pokemon Sapphire, but with the berry glitch.
- Normal Warioware: Twisted WITHOUT THE GYRO (so you play with D-Pad)
- Yong Yong Pokemon Jade (Sonic Adventure 7 clone)
- Yong Yong Pokemon Diamond
- Normal Pokemon Red, but was prone to battery shortages so I lost data easily
- Normal Battle Him, but on a pirated cart
- Poorly translated Pokemon Green...dare I even say...just as hilariously badly translated as Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal.

And I recently found one of my two lost carts...WHICH DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE:


The other cart was pretty much like this one, but the main game was Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3

The 48 in one is pretty much one Super Mario Circuit and 47 NES games, though a few of them are bootlegs. The Yoshi's island one had a great Pokemon Silver bootleg that was a re-skinned Little Nemo: Dream Master.

I'm also going to the world of black market pirated games next year, so who knows, I might even want to buy some of these on purpose!

[Gardenolva]

Here we go again!

I'll watch this even though I've already watched DeliciousCinnamon's LP of it.

[Hoeloe]

Episode 1 released!

Episode 1 - Call me elf monster Guests: Pichu

[Hoeloe]

Second session is recording in 1 minute. Hop into the channel if you want to join.

[Hoeloe]

New episode will be up shortly!

[Zha Hong Lang]

OH MY GOODNESS THE BOOTLEGS

I can still remember playing bootleg pokemon quartz, and I still have my bootleg ruby! Hall of fame is broken on it, though, and oddly enough... berry glitch happens sometimes, and not others.

I love me some bad translations, so Ill be eagerly await each episode. :)

[Hoeloe]

New episode!

[Zha Hong Lang]

Oh my goodness, I just realized how evil sounding my voice was in 40:48...

Anyways, that was a pretty great session. It'd be nice if I could do it again sometime, since I was wanting to share some tidbits of knowledge I knew about Vietnam and China.

To be poisoning...

[TheFinalSentinel]

I'll watch this even though I've already watched DeliciousCinnamon's LP of it.

Between that and Buttvault's (you've probably never heard of them), sadly, indefinitely hiatus-ed Chinese Green...

- Poorly translated Pokemon Green...dare I even say...just as hilariously badly translated as Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal.

— This one? —

...Pokemon bootleg LPs are a fun time to me.

I'll have to check this one out sometime.

[HamsterZerg]

You know you're in for a treat when a game uses less coherent English than a Pekingese.

Yes, I did hear a Pekingese say the English word "woof".

[Hoeloe]

New episode incoming some time tonight, hopefully!

[Hoeloe]

New episode here!

[Gardenolva]

One of my favorite parts of the bootleg.

Also,

are you aware of the Pokémon Center Glitch at Goldenrod City?