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Hoeloe wrote:
TheFinalSentinel wrote: At least it's not shitty rap. Image\Image
♫~ Do the impossible. See the invisible. Row, row, fight the power! ~♫
Shitty anime rap?

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TheVulpineHero1 wrote:
Hoeloe wrote:
TheFinalSentinel wrote: At least it's not shitty rap. Image\Image
♫~ Do the impossible. See the invisible. Row, row, fight the power! ~♫
Shitty anime rap?

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DAY 90

with the australia day dealy
back to posting images of a fictional island on a magical space discussion place

also i hope that all of you realise that your crimes against music will not go unpunished

daaaaaaaaaaaaily im in the things~♫
like, her entire age cycle went by on the weekend
so heres a baby picture
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you are a terrible parent quark
why not call in some...
DISCIPLINE
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katie nows your chance
shank the fucker
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is this the prelude to a klk sequel
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zmon seeks the advice of a wizard to figure out
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE
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to SPACE
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the news
oh hey squeegee brings us the latest in fashion
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thats a... actually thats not a bad name for an arena
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manrisa no
pls
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i dont need it to be any hotter thank you sir
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what followed was a ridiculous fashion show
complete with stupid poses
enjoy

bob workin' it
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bwarch was doing this hilarious hip wiggle
like he had an imaginary hula hoop
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timebuster bringing the steampunk class
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rocky looks like a young... dude who owned the playboy mansion
whats his name
hugh hefner
thats it
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ashan im not even gonna fucking ask
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mikko looks like he walked out the wrong door and regrets his decision
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yes mr tree do you fashion
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i dont know something wise?
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butt baby 2.0
bwarch no
put down the phone
you can still prevent this
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well i suppose you cant prevent sqirly from putting his bun in your butt oven
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she has her... fathers everything
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you damn well better or im calling child services
and here on the island they are very
...persuasive
with their shotguns
and rusty knives
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a medley of cocaine
you and me both
maybe it will get him to lay off the drugs
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with the demon slaying rap master of all time
good
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preeeeeeeetty laaaaaaady
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a furry in a fursuit
his fursonas fursona
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hooray :D
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she can show us the world
jasmine
would it be one of those times its pronounced like "yasmine"?
or just like "jasmine"?
i dunno
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you two have had two demons released onto this land
that is MORE THAN ENOUGH
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so im banishing you from this place
banishing you to FUN
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FLASHBACK
again
they just scream at the child
terrible parenting everywhere on this island
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those are actually entrails
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BEHOLD CHILD
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i gotta admit she was a patootie tho
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eye see whats going on
my daughter the cyclops :3
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she magically changed wardrobe
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flashbaaaaaaack
it was cold in the hospital
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i will sleep anywhere
confirmed
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practising her platforming
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iris and evie lost a bet
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there were like two more news stories
but ONE A DAY
I WILL POCKET THEM FOR LATER
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Post by Sorel »

Yay it's been 3 months now
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Jasmine the demon child is actually really adorable.

I can't believe this silliness has gone on for three months.
He captured!
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Where'd my hat go? And why is there a UFO above my head whenever I go on an arranged date?
Also, the first arranged date after changing into neckbeard form, I get lucky. We're truly in bizarro world here!
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Oh man gotta draw them cyclopses
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Unaniem wrote: Oh man gotta draw them cyclopses
Oh man Evie has to be canon now.
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bkamakaze wrote:
katie nows your chance
shank the fucker
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IDK man... I kinda wanna wait until he finishes his coffee first. Because, you know, if you're gonna go, you might as well go with constipation
:?
Unaniem wrote:
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AWWWWWWW YISS :D :D
There is nothing here really, just this one sentence you just finished reading.
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Evie does sound like a good name for cyclops. I hope she goes to a treasure hunt or a small adventure some day.
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DAY 91


has it seriously been 3 months
the fuck

also unaniem that picture is fucking amazing
i accidentally an oc donut steel

the other daily things don't mind a bit~♫
shes inherited her mothers eyebrow game
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damn fucking right you do
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sIlLy SaUsAgE
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fucking rekt
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swirly: responsible parent
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theres a snake in my boot
koba is really frikkin popular now that hes not married to rena
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to seduce the furry
you must dress like one
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koba beach's beach
always
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these furry pickup lines are fucking gold
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ERRY BODY WANTS SOME KOBA
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you can tell by his facial expressions
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ANOTHER ONE?
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FUCKING STURG
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE
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a middle aged rebel, a horseman, or an accountant
decisions
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and he decIDES TO FUCKING SLAM THE BITCHES
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dangit bobby
our little chipmunk boy is all grown up
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going down the dead end road to katies heart
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i was put on the spot okay
sword is an innuendo
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CANT PEOPLE HOOK UP IN PEACE
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meta you shitlord get down
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i love how bobby's eyes dont go wide
his pupils just shrink
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#pholtosishot #cafeedition
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waiter pholtos was... waiting for his oppurtunity
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DECIDE TIME
MAKE CHOICE
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A SECOND SLAM
OOOOOH
OOOOOOOOOH
SCOOPS
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magic love
blivsey getting caught in their spell
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yukkos gotten plenty of love
give some to the demon patootie
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the wizard and the dark overlord of shadows
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im good at pickup lines
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very good at pick up lines
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hes still got 65% mana!
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including, but not limited to
magic
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shrekt
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aaaaaaaaaaand hes perfectly fine with it
i didnt even need to coax him out of depression or anything
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bkamakaze wrote: i dont think bean appreciated my makeover
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This is why my name isn't Green Bean. Mm-hmm.
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I was nearly pushed into a fountain, and then they tried to take my lady >: vengeance shall be swift
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bkamakaze wrote:ERRY BODY WANTS SOME KOBA
can you blame them

i mean

this is what i look like




also i have an annaka ribbon for some reason and i am perfectly okay w/ this
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KobaBeach wrote: also i have an annaka ribbon for some reason and i am perfectly okay w/ this
I mean, who wouldn't want an Annaka ribbon?
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Why does literally everyone want to hook me up with Mikkofier
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It's fate, clearly
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i am the demon of shadows
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bkamakaze wrote:Image
That's pretty much me in one sentence, actually.
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It will never not be funny seeing three rejections at once
He captured!
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The island is populated by lovebirds, but no one's having any of it...
Maybe the rejected should go out with each other? :3
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I swear the past three months is just people hooking up with each other via lotteries.
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Vergalon wrote:The island is populated by lovebirds, but no one's having any of it...
We're all in love, just not with each other.
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Can we have a current relationship status for everybody?
I may have forgotten who I was dating.
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