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Uhh... all right give me one of them that doesn't and I'll do that.
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Signed up for something, let's see if that'll work...
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Seems like the role of Professor Pepsi fits me most. Let's just hope nobody else will sign up for that FUCKING CAPITA... uh... sorry, I already read through the whole story and it influences my manner of speech.
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Are the narrator parts the bits that aren't speech? Because the narrator is technically harry anyway.
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Was just about to say that; all the dialogue between the spoken parts are all 1st person. Is that okay?
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Signed up for narrator 3 capitalistically
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Signed up for narrating chapter 4, oh boy.
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I'll narrate Chapter One
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Signed up for narrating chapter 5. That's gonna be fun!
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How many lines does Seamus have?
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Mikkofier wrote:How many lines does Seamus have?
You can look for yourself... I did that too, and it's not that long.
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Fluffi-dono wrote:
Mikkofier wrote:How many lines does Seamus have?
You can look for yourself... I did that too, and it's not that long.
but then you wouldn't have completely out of character laughing fits when you read something that's just so bad that you have to break character.
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darkychao wrote:
Fluffi-dono wrote:
Mikkofier wrote:How many lines does Seamus have?
You can look for yourself... I did that too, and it's not that long.
but then you wouldn't have completely out of character laughing fits when you read something that's just so bad that you have to break character.
OOh, so does that mean we're allowed to do that?
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Aposke wrote:OOh, so does that mean we're allowed to do that?
Yeah, I'll either leave it in outright or I'll put a compilation of them at the end, it depends.
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After skimming through the thing with CTRL+F it looks like Seamus has two lines. I am not complaining.
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Mikkofier wrote:After skimming through the thing with CTRL+F it looks like Seamus has two lines. I am not complaining.
well, if he's that minor you can sign up for another person as well.
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Nah, it's better if I'll just stick to minor characters. That's why I chose him.
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I've got the Narrations for Chapter 1 ready [ZIPFILE].

Also here's the whole thing plus outtakes.
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raekuul wrote:I've got the Narrations for Chapter 1 ready [ZIPFILE].

Also here's the whole thing plus outtakes.
I just want to point out that the line you kept having trouble with "I dont own HP. JKR does butt it should be owed by the stat cuz privacy property is evil lol. Workers of the world urinite! If you flam you have false consciousness." was one of Septention's lines. Otherwise good work.

ALSO
Here's the first 5 chapters with everyone's lines highlighted in a color unique to each character (these colors have also been added to the signup sheet.)
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I have reclassified the following characters as minor,
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I don't mind the line stealing. It's looks like I'm going to be busy for a while with other stuff.
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alex2 wrote:Man Harry is such a perfect role for me

I'll take McGonagall too I suppose.
I said that if you had one of the minor characters than you could take another, Hermione has like the 3rd most lines in the whole thing.
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Thinking about throwing my hat into the ring as Dumbledore. Before I commit, are we only doing the first five chapters or the whole thing, and when would my lines be due?
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zmonbobbo wrote:Before I commit, are we only doing the first five chapters or the whole thing,
We're doing the whole thing, but I kinda wanted to cut them into act-like chunks.
zmonbobbo wrote:and when would my lines be due?
I don't really want to put a deadline up, since we're still missing characters, but it'll probably be 23:59 on a Monday, since I usually have the most time to actually do stuff on Tuesdays.
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alex2 wrote:
darkychao wrote:
alex2 wrote:Man Harry is such a perfect role for me

I'll take McGonagall too I suppose.
I said that if you had one of the minor characters than you could take another, Hermione has like the 3rd most lines in the whole thing.
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If you really want another part you can sign up for one of the minor characters.
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darkychao wrote:ALSO
Here's the first 5 chapters with everyone's lines highlighted in a color unique to each character (these colors have also been added to the signup sheet.)
HPBaC 1-5.zip
This is so convenient it just blows my freaking mind.
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