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Magical Vending Machine

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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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Parappa the rappa raps to you.

I insert a bowl of cereal.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You get 10 boxes of the same cereal, along with spoons and bowls, each made of the same cereal.




I insert the Lego Movies 1 and 2!
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You get the Lego Batman and Lego Ninjiago movies.

I insert a 3up moon.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You got 3-Ups but you farmed for lives already

I inserted a randomizer
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You get this:
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Anyways, I insert Python code that could double a vending machine.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You get a holy hand grenade.

I insert Space, Pizza, and MetalGreymon.
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You get something inedible. Oh, ew.

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Your character dies right at the end.

I insert a 400-year old Chinese coin
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You get a 400-year old drink in a gourd

I inserted Pot Of Greed
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You get a really high Torkdrift.

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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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Moe Slyzack thinks you're doing a prank call at the vending machine, and threatens to knock you out, dress you up as Jesus, and nail you to a cross.





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A harpy and cute slime girl start playing your Wii, specifically a tennis game.

I insert a packet of catnip
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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Thirty cats come to annoy you!

I insert a demo.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You get an Ullapool Caber.

I insert a transuranic element.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You get a table of the tranuranic elements.

I insert myself.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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It injected a code from computerfan0.exe

I inserted my own nightmares
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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Oh no! You just traumatized the vending machine! Now it's ended up in the mental asylum, in solitary confinement!



However, due to its friends and family mourning its confinement, its eldest son decided to fill in for his parent's job, in hopes it will be soon be free from the asylum someday, and be proud of what efforts their son had done in fulfilling our orders.




The next day, I walked past him, noticed it was his first day here, and decided to test him out by inserting a chocolate bar.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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It gave you its thanks

While I'm feeling guilty last time I inserted something, I'm gonna insert an apology
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The vending machine accepts your apology, and output words of moral support.

I insert The Velvet Underground. The entire Velvet Underground.
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You get a red velvet cake shaped like a SOUL.

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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You get a Pikachu named Xenon

I insert a quarter tied with a string so I can yank it out after getting my prize and keep my money
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Re: Magical Vending Machining

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A Cuckoo clock bird pops out at you, chirps, and then goes back into the machine.

I insert a box of lime Jello
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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A lime-flavored Slime girl comes out and gives you a nice hug~ ^w^




I insert a Game Boy Advance into the machine.
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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You get an e-Reader

I insert 100 dollars all in pennies
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Re: Magical Vending Machine

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Ashan wrote: 4 years ago I insert 100 dollars all in pennies
You get a 100 dollar bill.

I insert my sock.
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