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EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX
EPISODE ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-SIX
apologies for the delay, guys
i may or may not have spent that entire time playing ni no kuni 2
that and pretty severe personal problems
but enough complaining!
Quiz Quay!
when last we left off, we were wandering around the beach
one day its gonna reveal that the quizmaster was the real big bad all along
and im gonna be vindicated
listen buddy, i know a bunch of guys named Karatekid5 that wear game-show host outifts
its hard to tell them all apart
we all know the drill by now bud, lets go
oh man
its always weird seeing sturg before the horrible experiments that turned him into a ruthless killing machine
his grumpiness is eternal, with or without his internal organs
i dont have GHOST of a CHANCE in getting this wrong
get it? because meta has a ghost for an avatar
...
IGNORE MEEEEEEEE
ding! of course i remember mr. guy from the first village
pholtos?! i dont know anybody with that name!
let alone a princess!
...dang, i already used my phone a friend!
let me ask the audience!
okay audience, press the bu-
no dont cuddle it
you press the button of the right answer
okay, the results are in!
... i dont know why i bother ...
deep in my heart, i knew which :3 was the right :3
you must be getting real sick of being beaten at your own game so often
gimme my bananas
every time we get new bananas yelsey takes them into his room and locks it for about 15 hours
what he does in there is between him and God
okay, with quizboy taken care of, now we can actually play the game
a nice sampling plate of enemies from this area
whatzit was later arrested for assualt and battery
a nice, simple two lane split path
those im okay with, yo
tad-pop pop poppin'-poles
i wonder if each of the pops is sentient in the cluster of three
if so, it must suck being the middle one
doomed to an existance of nothing but a mouth
im surprised this cave system is still standing after all the explosions we're setting off in here
the 2400 rescue milestone nets us even more sprinkles
soon we wont be able to carry all of 'em!
oh no! bk's down with the sickness again!
our party is without it's brave, powerful, handsome leader again!
with his excellent performance last trip, ivy's gonna be acting leader for this next trip
yall better behave!
Team Samplesquad is back with it's diverse lineup
a different, science-y flavour of explosion is there to meet 'em
aight, up we go
man this new acapella trio really knows the feelings of my soul
he ANGERY
aint no rest for the wicked, and there's no rest for our heroes, either!
after being woken from their nap, lat wastes no time in wasting their foes
kapus and mikko bond over their choice in innapropriate nap locations
neither of them remember what exactly it was they were fighting about, so they just gave each other a smooch and called it a day
they really stopped by to steal bk's belongings while he sleeps
ivy got arrested for crimes against the throne, so now mikko's taking over as 'acting leader'
we're drifting further and further away from the actual destination
doing what we're supposed to is overrated, anyway
guess who it is! its our old friend Two-Faced, who we met earlier
to be fair, if i saw mikko in the wild, i'd probably assume he was some kind of alien wildman too
just capture him and sell his body to science
it wouldnt be the first time he's sold his body if you know what i mean ;)
i mean, the outfit certainly didnt help
thats not exactly 'people clothes'
hey, we can be wildpeople if you want
im pretty sure at least one of our party members eats people
who that is, however, is a secret
(hint: its enjl)
if this is a confession of love, im glad its not bk in the lead spot this time
interesting things?! IMPOSSIBLE!
doors? those dont exist
and here i was thinking you were some kind of expert!
now you're implying doors LEAD places?! someone get this MORON out of here!
dangit mikko, dont be fooled by this crazy woman's lies!
we all know there's no doors left after the Great Door War of 2044!
well, with that out of the way, let's get back on track, shall we?
submaps, baby submaps~♫
sub maps and split paths? aww, game, you shouldn't have ♥
super alien 64, coming this summer to the sega dreamcast
what a brave and responsible leader (temp)
for his unchivalrous behaviour, the space police sentence him to 40 years in time jail
which is like regular jail, but in a time pocket so no real time passes
calamari steals the space cop's lunch
which is a pretty ballsy move for an already wanted criminal
these aliens had a TON of health, but calamari managed to put 'em down
jinkies! we've been bamboozled!
oh hey, its a new enemy! the 'retro-definitely not a game and watch-puter!
yelsey does a cute little kitty dance to help his friend!
oh no! the power of rectangles is too strong!
oh ouchies that hurt
its basically a team-wide version of the scientist's glitch attack
hit us with an aoe, time for an aoe heal, baby
wow mikko, you're actually useful for once
its incredible
and as a bonus, he gets a relationship level with yelsey! all around a pretty rad turn
normally it'd take more than a whirlwind to dismantle a nintendo product, but this one's a bootleg, so we're good
daww, thats a really cute item
might be a bit gritty through, pixels arent exactly the smoothest meal around
more new enemies! almost all of these seem like they'd fit better in a sci-fi setting than a beach one, but hey
sharing is caring! and grandpa mikko never leaves home without a pocket of grandpa candy
lucky level 13, yo
enemies here can really take a beating, but they're relatively simple to fight, yo
i decided to take a hands-off approach to this level, sicne bk's not in the mix, and not use any sprinkles
as such, they ate a shitload of candy and bananas, so both of those got upgraded
bk's anti-depressants finally kicked in! now i just gotta wait for mine to start working again >.>
two relationship levels, two steps closer to jesus
...what the FUCK does that mean, me?
back to business as usual with these rolls, now that our mighty leader is back
south at the intersection reveals...
free liquids! the best kind of liquids
'ivyyyyy...
this is the voice inside your heeeeead...
drink the weird stuuuuuuff...
'you got it, chief!'
ah yes, the ol 'bottle of sand lying in the middle of the road' prank
a classic!
ah yes, the ol 'a couple of aliens' prank
a classic!
reminder to smooch your kitty today
its important
enjl didnt commit any crimes or anything the space police just didnt like his face so they gave him 30 years in time jail
oh god yelsey's face
'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD'
bk levels up! turns out alien meat is very nutritious
THREE robots?! now you're being silly
bk is still bad at things
three non-melee classes teaming up to do roughly the same damage one melee class could
speaking of melee classes, here's two bruisers and our exploder for the next level
Our heroes continue to delve through another very unique and interesting dungeon!
IS THIS GONNA BE THE LAST GAME?
SAIKI TALKHAUS NO PSI NAN 2
IS THIS GONNA BE THE LAST GAME?
SAIKI TALKHAUS NO PSI NAN 2