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TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures!

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Postby Ivy » 2 years ago

Assign each one a number and roll 'em at the start of each day yeah!
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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

The dice roll thing works, yeah.

Also:
Dear Whimsical Calamari, how do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours, dorkface.
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Postby Whimsical Calamari » 2 years ago

re: who to choose

i'm not too concerned, as long as i get to see the combination of ivy + cocaine
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just, ham sitting around in a metal box in super hot temperatures
yeah im gonna feed that to someone elses mii
probably calamari
gee thanks buddy
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mikko tears up an old lady's furniture
that's my job
YelseyKing wrote: Dear Whimsical Calamari, how do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours, dorkface.
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Postby BurntTenda » 2 years ago

As a wise sage of the seas once said,
"Let's get naked!"
This worried Explorer personality fits me way more than it should.

I think leveling the friendlies evenly would be best.
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Postby Coryman » 2 years ago

YelseyKing wrote: Dear Whimsical Calamari, how do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours, dorkface.
It saddened me how quickly I got that reference. Not just because I got it either, but because I forgot which episode I was on
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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

Coryman wrote:
YelseyKing wrote: Dear Whimsical Calamari, how do you type with boxing gloves on?
Crapfully yours, dorkface.
It saddened me how quickly I got that reference. Not just because I got it either, but because I forgot which episode I was on
And with Homestar Runner finally doing more or less regular updates again, it's relevant, too! :P
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE SIXTY


sorry about the lack of an update yesterday
i went over to my friends house all night and couldnt upload images or anything

as for 'who gets used when'
ive decided to roll 3 random numbers between 1 and 6
and since the characters are lined up in the choice list, their number is their position
1. ivy
2. kapus
3. rocky
4. calamari
5. sturg
6. mikkofier
ill adjust this if the lineup changes/we get more members

back to business as usual!

Goodies and Guesses!
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thanks to an 'anonymous' tip, turns out i can grab that treasure now
and to be honest, i probably should've figured it out
since it has a location marker, which other chests on the map that you cant access dont have

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voila!
welcome to invisible path city!

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geez that's a lot of money

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time to spend it all, yo
sturg goes vampire hunting

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rocky goes undercover as a bus chair

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a 2, 5 and a 6 means tanky, flowerface and swordlady are comin' with me

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and a 2 means it's imp-time for longer

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since that event was very short, lets pad this spoiler out a little with some...

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...quiz action!

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okay ill attempt to, yknow, get a photo this time

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a special parade! just for me! :D

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oh god two 8flights
what horrible reality is this

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nope! i'd definitely remember a dragon

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i'd like to point out the 'you won the quiz' music is fantastic
shame it only plays over like, 2 lines of dialogue

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WIN A GAME
PLAY ANOTHER GAME
IN A GAME
Front-yard Front-line!
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we're gettin' real close to raocow's stronghold now
look at it over there
all menacing and DUMB

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the time has come
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for sturg to reveal his true potential

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of cranky tank grandpa!

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man i have not heard that in quite some time, bk

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sturg, as a traditional old man, talked for so long that its now nighttime

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my inner australian is showing again

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kapus no
where did you even get that we're on a castle

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you brought this evil onto us, you eat it
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turns out it was edible!
YOU WIN THIS TIME, KAPUS...

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BACK TO ADVENTURE

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everyone knows raocow hides his banana's in his front yard
that way he doesnt have to pay the banana tax

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finally, some actual action

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this just in: Griffons Eat Munitions

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not enough to stall the oncoming doom!
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d-d-d-double kill!
when sturg hits all of his shot's his pretty dang strong

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great odds on the wheel this time around
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it looks like one of those ringpops glued to a stick

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time to show off one of the better ways to make money
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selling the weapons you get from this gives you the full cost of it in gold
which is quite a lot of dosh, yo

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and that gives us enough money to fund mikko's wedding!

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more imps, and a team of ivy, sturg and kapus for the grand opening of the castle
No Soliciting!
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knock knock cowman, we come bringing gifts
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gifts of PAIN

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get a load of these doofy losers

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welp game over guys
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kinda weird that the game would have multiple endings one after another with the same conclusion

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okay no im not doing the same joke again
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but the game seems to have no problem doing it again

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team number one is comprised of bk, rocky, calamari and sturg

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a very short lived gap between inns, but rules are rules
it's princess time!

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i've got full confidence in either team, so lets get in there!

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rocky's way to excited for this

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it's just like my house! :D

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this man is half tank, half grandpa and he's scared of a little ol' building

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rocky's such a nice friend
and totally not being nice to cover the fact that he ate sturg's dinner already

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yes, let the squishy popstar protect the guy with actual miliary grade defenses
theres a metaphor here somewhere, but im not gonna look for it

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they hugged and cried for like, an hour
calamari and i just kinda stood and watched

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of course raocow would employ his oldest and most trusted ally
split paths

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man, the ONE TIME i didnt get rolled the imp class

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hey!
that's MY move!
i have a patent and everything!

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SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!
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millions dead

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and the final blow gets stolen by a cat

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imps love money, so of course they're guarding it

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double imp grandmas

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geez, the damage is kinda worrying
we need better armour, yo

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brace for massive damage!
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this relationship is definitely not rocky

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daww, what a cute sentiment

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that is the rudest thing ive ever seen
holy crap sturg

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so, chunks huh?

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man these dice really love the imp, dont they?
who can blame them though, its adorable

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time to finish the fight

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some mini and medium imps

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nothing a boxing cat can't handle

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geez, the experience here is nuts
bk and calamari level up, yo

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we can tick these off the list

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more grandmas!

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the main strategy for this team
is 'bum jab and encore calamari and let him do buttloads of damage and also sturg is there i guess'

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oh geez
oh geez
s-sturg?
are you...
are you wearing pants under there?

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its never a bad time for some princess
NEXT EPISODE
We go basically every direction that's not the one we need to!

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AND THEN YOU BLOW UP!
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Postby Katazuki » 2 years ago

TFW silver bullets can suddenly kill vampires and not werewolves.
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE SIXTY-ONE


as a matter of fact, silver is an effective weapon against werewolves AND vampires
silver was thought of as a 'pure substance' in the past, and therefore effective against 'impure monsters'
the reason why vampires didnt appear in mirrors was because the backing of a mirror used to be made of silver!
vampires have like a billion weaknesses its kinda hilarious
so yeah, if you wanna kill a monster, chances are silver is a good choice
(this has been 'bk read way to many books about monsters in his childhood' theatre)

anyway where were we?

Sidewinders!
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the way we're suppose to go is very clearly upwards
so let's delay that for a bit and go left

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oh no! my hubris!

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oh hey, banshees are here too
though to be honest i shouldnt be surprised

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calamari is always out for blood

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bk said something like 'oh i believe its time to rest one's eyes' or something
and i missed the imp doing the animation for the heart-dipping
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bk that fan is much too big
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tadah!
isnt that the most EXCITING skill?!?!

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rocky uses his amazing bus seat powers to finish off the enemies

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sturg levels up from that

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split paths up in here! (up in here!)

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sturg's old man abilities are showing, again

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rocky with the attempted murder!

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or should i say, mudder

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who says 'soz' out loud anyway
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darned kids

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grandma and her daughter have come to fight the children

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new age music confuses and hurts the elderly!
also getting smacked in the face with a microphone hurts quite a lot too

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man, that looks delicious

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sturg and calamari now know each other's names

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aight, time for level clearing

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welcome to the shadow realm, calamari!
now you must journey to the heart and defeat the TRUE villain, Garfield!

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okay no not really
instead you can bump into sturg's ample man-chest

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rocky and i just let this happen

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oh hey, its our old friend, mr reaper!

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okay okay great start great start

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one sprinkle boosting session later

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turns out we didnt even need uh...
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that

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you gotta spend money to equip money, yo

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listen
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listen

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that never happened

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we're stickin' with princess for a little bit more

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alright, time to get the spoils of the sidepath

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first off, some sorely needed cash
we were running dangerously low, yo

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second, a VERY dapper tux for our music boy

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oh okay, when it's like, 25% i can get the equipment
alright roulette, whatever you say

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its... its perfect
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:o

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time to get impy with it
Cat-Based Railgun!
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with that out of the way, time to get back to the critical path

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real estate is really cheap if you buy land in a unlivable hellscape

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that's what i think every time i see a big house, tbh

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that's slavery!
that's unforgivable!

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enjl? wait i know someone with that name

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uh oh
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oh no! it's a pair of hair trimmers!

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geez, enjl got really swole while we were away
and blue

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he brought a couple of imps with him, too
they were on special

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boss time? time to bust out the old whispers

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rocky isnt scared of anything
this is a fact

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let's get this DPS party STARTED

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never stop attacking! FULL POWER!

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did i say you could stop? KEEP GOIN'!

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i didnt manage to get this frame on the last one
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oh
well
i guess that's one way to stop the pain train

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oh man he's like a real cat
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pats for the weird furry friend
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well i mean
this isnt really the best time but sure

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one turn in the naughty corner brings our powerhouse back to his senses

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NOW TO GET BACK IN THERE

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and with that, the beast is slain

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you owe me one, nerdface!

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We get a boatload of experience, and rocky levels up from it

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please dont yell things like that people might get the wrong idea

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you were just in the way! i-its not like i wanted to save you or anything >3>

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naps are very important!!

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back at the inn, calamari and sturg posthumously warn each other that a demon exists

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more imping to be had yet, folks

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since calamari has been with us the longest (and he was kidna broken in that last fight)
let's let enjl have a turn for a bit

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event space!

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that's the kinda phrase that causes a transition of so-

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back at the entrance, ivy and kapus have been sitting there for a good two days now

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our team on this half, is kapus, mikkofier and ivy
dps, a healer and some crowd control, a pretty decent lineup to be honest

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god dammit

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*cough* i-i mean, yay first try
NEXT EPISODE
The B Team set's out to rejoin the pack!

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THAT WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA
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Postby Ivy » 2 years ago

Lol that enjl demon really did look like a Stand.
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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

bkamakaze wrote: vampires have like a billion weaknesses its kinda hilarious
The ones in the infamous fanfic known as "My Immortal" are apparently weak to steak. Not stakes. Steak. Have fun with that one.

Yes, I suppose that means that those vampires would literally have to... Dodge the Beefsteak.

No, I do not regret that joke.
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EPISODE SIXTY-TWO


man danganronpa v3 is very good so far
really looking forward to seeing the rest of it

wait this isnt a danganronpa thread, theres not enough bears
what game was this again
oh right
that one

Backup Brigade!
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with the others at the meetup point, time for us to catch up!

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guys we JUST STARTED

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you've taken a whole FIVE STEPS

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nothing says 'calm down' like a guy wearing a grandma's quilt

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oh okay that was easy

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first level kicks off with a split path

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old lady impface brought her pet butterflies out to play

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fortunately, kapus has no problem brutally stabbing a grandmother

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ivy's been on the piss again

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>:3c

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:o!

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well that was... straightforward

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two split paths in a row? what is this, mass effect?

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this one at least led us to a tick(et) in a box

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look
roulette guy
i know we've had our differences, but this is getting silly

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time to get back in there and clear this thing out, yo

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oh jeez not you
mr. reaper's angry that we murdered his grandma

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Whimsical Calamari wrote: i'm not too concerned, as long as i get to see the combination of ivy + cocaine
NOW IS THE TIME

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oh uh
that could have gone better

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one dosage of revival sprinkles later
NOW IS THE TIME

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oh
thats kinda underwhelming

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even when he's coke'd out of his mind, he still cares about kapus

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oh god that face

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this uh
is going poorly

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mikko to the rescue!
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it did absolutely nothing! :D

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the demon swings and murders mikko for his transgressions

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our lives are on the line!
it's time to bust out the final solution!
the secret technique!

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...

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okay, let's take it from the top

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cocaine boost everybody
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have mikko die (definitely part of the plan i promise)
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stab the motherfucker

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does this look like the face of mercy?

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i-i mean, *ahem* now we can progress, yay!

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our reward for all of that? one (1) candy

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we did, however, hit 1100 rescues, so we are awarded with EVEN MORE SPRINKLES

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mikko and kapus now vaguely know each other's names
though i did hear him call her 'carapace' a few times

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just met? time to GET SWOLE

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do plants have muscles?
i thought it was like, sinew and stuff

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the warning was 'mikko look out you're about to break your arms!'
and it came a bit too late
raocow's Riches!
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with that level beaten, not one, but TWO treasure spots open up for us!

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oh no! it turns out his greatest treasure was his friends ALL ALONG

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how did all of you fit in a box

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kicking things off with a boosted kapus

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it turns out griffons are allergic to being stabbed in the face!
who knew?

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this image doesnt have much to do with the fight but it was too funny to leave out

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ive never been to a wedding, but i assume getting murdered with the bouquet is normal

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we found raocow's laundry money
he has a lot of spooky robes that need washing

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we have seen two
two chests

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i mean
we kinda broke into this dude's house and proceeded to steal all his shit

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who's the REAL bad guy, huh?

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everything must go!

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greed is a deadly sin...

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>:)

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and that's that, treasure room #1 done

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oh jesus
the way he gyrates his hips makes this an incredibly unpleasant situation

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i forgot to take a picture of the map so here's an expertly edited version
lets get the other treasure!

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hopefully clothes

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was it this thread
are we all living secretly on kapus's shoulder?!

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free tickets, hell yeah
dunno why you'd choose to store them in your treasure room, but hey
one man's gambling resources are another man's box fillers
that's how that saying goes, right

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we're 50/50 for trapped chests
this is a terrible treasure room

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they came flying out like one of those prank snake can things
except with skeletons and a treasure chest

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yknow it's real refreshing to bring back the megumeme

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mikko takes all the credit

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the rng gods are taking pity on me now

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man kapus almost looks like a real knight now
NEXT EPISODE
With all of rao's treasure collected, we wander ever closer to the rest of the party!

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AND NOW... IT'S PUNISHMENT TIIIIIIME~♫
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

no update today, im having some technical difficulties
sorry guys :c
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Better a technical difficulty than a real-life one, is what they always say
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EPISODE SIXTY-THREE


my battery's gotta be here soon, right?
stupid australia post

The Art of Science!
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judging by the distance between bk's last level, i'd say we've got a boss coming up

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the REAL boss is a moral choice!

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i feel like we made the right choice

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free sky candy! :D

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wait that name sounds familiar

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oh no! what has happened to them?!
this is a development that i have not ever seen happen before!!

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behold! lat is roleplaying as raocow!
it's kinda like the cut-out fight in dk54

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alright kapus, get in there bud

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GET 'EM

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it seems that lat learned telekinesis while we were seperated

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i hope you dont have hayfever!
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...well that was underwhelming

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meanwhile, kapus continues to wail on them

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paintings dont deal well with direct exposure to the elements
neither do timebusters
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windy enough to blow their face clean off

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it's ya... person
timebuster back in action, yo

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all scientists start their day with that question

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i think its pretty safe to assume you...
were inside a BOX!
im so smart

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me too, mate
me too

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they just got here when did they get time to buy a gift

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daww
thats adorable as heck

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kapus dons a super cute armour suitable for our warrior of adorableness
United We Stand!
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i forgot to take a picture of the world map so we're diving right into the meetup point

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the adorable leaders and their weird, swole companions

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the gang's all here! :D

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well, almost all here
we're still missing Yelsey!

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with more party members, our team order's been rearranged
so from this point onwards we've got:
1. ivy
2. kapus
3. enjl
4. rocky
5. calamari
6. lat
7. sturg
8. mikkofier

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since lat and enjl havent seen any action yet, theyve got reserved spots for the first two areas
as for the last person, the die decided on mikkofier

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also, imp time is all the time

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moving north leads us to another submap
and we're gonna start by taking out the left path

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the level starts with some free money!
why can't all areas of life start with this? :c

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lat's not used to having legs again yet
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enjl sympathises with the whole not having legs thing

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thats not a wig
thats just their head painted grey
thats a giant throbbing brain

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YOU WOULDNT DARE TELL THEM
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HOW COULD YOU?!
I TRUSTED YOU, LAT
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banned from the thread
ive been betrayed

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looks like this castle has a reskin of the cactus enemies from the desert
they definitely look more menacing, at least

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slamming their face into us seems like an effective strategy

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hey remember when we had a normal, no-frills healing move? yeah me neither
(nothing strange about that second image no sir)

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explosions are every scientist's specialty

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and they always level up afterwards
just watch mythbusters, the ending credits is just the noise that happens when jamie levels up

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everyone's slowly but surely getting to know one another

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sturg decides his old armour was better, but he left it out in the rain now it's all rusty

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with all these subjects, we need some royalty to lead them

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for the next area, ivy takes out fourth party member slot
Mirror Mode!
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the rules for clearing spilt paths still apply to the world map, so time for the right path

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bk and lat are arguing over who ate the last of the peanut butter
normally that wouldnt be too big of a deal
but they put the empty jar back in the cupboard!!
the drama!!!

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little do they know
it was enjl all along!

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they proceeded to beat enjl to within an inch of his life
a great bonding experience!

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man, that'll let us buy a BUNCH of peanut butter!

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he's been watching that one meme video that shia lebouf made

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'doin' it' is 100% illegal in miitopia

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if you break the rules reggie fils-aime materializes in your house
and shakes his head disapprovingly

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im so sorry yall had to see this
you dont deserve the punishment

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it was real bad, folks
real bad

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snakes made out of pure silver!
that just seems like a bad idea

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normally, snakes eat bugs
this time, the snake IS the bug

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oh no! circles! ivy's one weakness!

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INSTAKILL, BABY!
enjl's fucking PISSED

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and a really anticlimactic finisher from ivy

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enjl was our lowest level party member, so it's good he's catching up

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after seeing that outfit? of course kapus is concerned

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speaking of awful outfits, bloody hell

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chef seems to never show up on the dice, but that will never diminish it's cuteness

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next time is gonna be enjl, kapus and mikko
three healers, one dps
good
NEXT EPISODE
Our split path on the map continues! Two roads, one destiny!

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Postby Bean » 2 years ago

Poor Yelsey. At this point, I wonder if he's going to be the hardest boss in the game to date with how far they're making you go to save him.

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Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

I don't like peanut butter, so I just kinda kept all the jars the Dark Lord raocow gave me in a neat stack. You guys can have them if you get me out of... wherever "here" is. The only entertainment they gave me is a yo-yo and a 1985 issue of Reader's Digest! I'm bored!
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Postby cheez8 » 2 years ago

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speaking of awful outfits, bloody hell
LAT, we really need to have a talk about this whole "ketchup" thing
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I don't really get it but okay

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EPISODE SIXTY-FOUR





Don't Fear The Reaper II - Double Dose!
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startin' right where we left off with the right path

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double grandma action!

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enjl dives right in on the first turn!
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and beefs it entirely

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dont worry, bk's frying pan is a decent substitute for the might of heaven

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welp
sorry fellas, kapus is dead
im gonna have to write a pretty awkward letter to medley now, jeez

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either she's still alive down there
or there's a pit demon that sounds a lot like her
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so it's a win-win either way

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yknow, id probably put a metal gear screenshot here with some butterflies in it or something
but i dunno anything about metal gear so ill just let yall imagine it
this is imagination theatre! you cant expect me to do all the work, geez

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the power of teamwork makes short work of these bozos

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oh no
double the demon
double the fun
...and we're missing our dps

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R U D E

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aight, no more mr. nice-pudding

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well, there's one of us dead
that's a good start

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we hit hard, but not hard enough to take them out in one hit

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okay, one down, one to go

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mikko goes down too
now it's one on one!

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when the battlefield is stacked against you, just remember
'waluigi, number one'
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victory is mine!
dont worry guys, your sacrifice was not in vain!

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bk, no
dont jinx this

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great, you just HAD to say it, didnt you?
now we've got snakes

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we sure are getting a lot of use out of these sprinkles

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enjl beefs it again

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an assisted, coked up mikko is probably our best option for crowd control right now

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pfft, i forgot how great that face was
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he definitely knows how to make the most out of his relatively low defence

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and with a final double kill, mikko clears the last of them out

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snakes have quite a lot of hp, but at least they give decent xp

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jesus, finally
that was a bit of an endurance run

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ivy ran back to neksdor, beat up scribe and took his clothes

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a three means i gotta cook up some trouble

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lat, kapus/the pit demon that replaced her and sturg are coming this time around
Take It On the Otherside!
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we COULD progress, but y'all know me better by now
time for some clearin'

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butterflies?!
OH NO
WHATEEEEEVER SHALL I DOOOOoooOOOooOOO?!

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this looks like a lineup in a bowser castle
raocow's stealing other final boss's ideas!

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i dunno if we've discovered this yet, but when a bomb explodes
it only hits the enemies on the left and right of it
so anything two spaces away is unaffected

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not that it matters, though
since we can just kill that the old fashioned way

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fight fire with fire, yo

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man the new bomberman game looks great

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grandpa candy!

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lat was missing like, 10 mp
i couldve just sprinkled that
but its the thought that counts

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more towers, more bombs

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a wise man once said:
"hit the weak point for massive damage"

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oh and uh
kapus helped too i guess

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grandpa's still got some generosity left in his soul

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hopefully this isnt another beaten up bike

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oh great, now enjl's gonna get a persona
i dont think we're ready for that responsibility

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sturg then tried to do a backflip and broke his leg
enjl was very impressed

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lat's ready to go visit rapture

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imp time is all the time

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so uh
yknow what i said about 'the equipment request disappears if you change class'?
apparently that was wrong?
it's tied to the class, not the character
so if a character wants armour as one class, they might not want anything on the other
anyway
bk buys some ladies underwear

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catman, the holy nerd and meguman are comin' this time around
NEXT EPISODE
With both side paths done, time to push forward through the main corridor!

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GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
MY NEIGHBOR TALKHAUS
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Postby Ivy » 2 years ago

Environmental storytelling: The amount of HP sprinkles changing from 304 to 194 within 12 screenshots
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE SIXTY-FIVE


danganronpa's ending sure was a thing
sad it's over :c

but talktopia?
talktopia is foreeeeeever~!

Steel Your Heart!
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no more distractions, time for the main event!

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enjl have you been reading the script?
that knowledge is for EMPLOYEES ONLY

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to be honest
that sounds like exactly what raocow would do

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signs were on sale

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dont looooose yoooour waaaaay~♫

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our final missing friend!
and if the previous ones are anything to go by...

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yup! it's boss time!

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yelsey's eyebrow 'ears' make it look like it's face is strapped on

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and he's not alone!
they've got better bloody equipment than WE do

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first attack and calamari IMMEDIATELY killed the sword
wasting NO TIME

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as expected of a shield, it doesnt do much damage at all

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the problem being...
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yelsey can respawn his weapons at will

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just like in the coryman/owl fight, the sword and shield can do combo attacks

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LOAD THE KITTY RAILGUN
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AND FIRE!

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ivy likes 'em BIG
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xxl boopin' action

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the kitty railgun never runs out of ammo

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thankfully, it seems yelsey can only resummon his minions one at a time
so as long as we can keep killin' 'em faster than he can summon
we'll be good

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129? i know that guy

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this is turning into 'make calamari do all the work: the game'

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the sword goes down again...
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only to be recalled a second later

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with the goons out of the way and everyone focusing yelsey
i can lower his defence

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now here's something i discovered
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after the cat does the claw sharpened animation
you can give them hyper sprinkles
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and the boost stacks!
M A S S I V E
D A M A G E

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and that's more than enough to wipe out this boss!

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we killed so many of those bloody swords that the exp is through the roof

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ivy and enjl learn upgraded versions of their basic spells

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get a load of that loot
damn son

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the boy is back in town, yo

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phrasing!

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no friend left behind :3

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there we go! all teammates accounted for

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we have a nerd to beat up >:3

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we didnt get any money from the boss fight, so instead they just dumped in a chest afterwards

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we managed to rack up 1150 rescues, and for that we get more sprinkles and higher security in the naughty corner

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lat was impressed with calamari's record breaking damage

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we all had to listen to this ALL NIGHT

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they recieved a warning from the police shortly after

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yelsey's been back 5 minutes and he's already adopted a new clothing fetish

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might as well roll another one
get some money for somebody else's equipment

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sturgs just really really excited for the next splatfest

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we rolled a one, which means princess bk gets some time in the limelight

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with a full roster, that means our dice lineup is changed
1. yelsey
2. ivy
3. kapus
4. enjl
5. rocky
6. calamari
7. lat
8. sturg
9. mikkofier

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since yelsey hasnt gotten any screentime, his spot is lock in for a bit
the dice are givin' us enjl and kapus for the other two
Deeper and Deeper Still!
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movin' up leads to yet another submap
this castle is pretty huge

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speaking of huge, it's split path time

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it's gettin' hot in here (so hot)
so get killed by these nerds

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good to see his vacation hadnt dulled his theivery

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priests can banish natural disasters to hell
this is a known fact

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oh geez this things hurt
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oh geez oh geez

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i dont know how this is gonna help it not hurt but hey i dont make the rules

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thankfully, we managed to beat them before the fire even did any damage

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it turns out burning your ass in a tornado is great for your health

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the more tickets the better, especially with rising equipment costs

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greeeeat
now we've got minotaurs to deal with as regular enemies

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and theyre still just as tough as ever, sheesh

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i wonder what it could doooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooo?!
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its just a better heal
that literally all it is

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the speedy speedy speed boy back in action
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geez yelsey's frickin' PISSED

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another split path
at least this one looks like it'll be easy to clear afterwards

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its worth a gorillian food dollars
thats a nonsense statement im very tired please send help

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man thats a whole lot of butterflies

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let's boost the aoe attacker, see how that goes :3

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it goes very well, as it happens
dunno why that one survived but hey
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enjl can take care of the leftovers

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with one path done, ivy and rocky get a little closer

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as do sturg and enjl

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rocky uses a high powered shrinking ray to turn a disco ball into a handheld device

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bk tries desperately to unglue the frying pan from his face

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kapus and mikko lineup for the clearing time

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the map is basically a straight shot with two detours that lead back to that path
and since i dealt with both detours
this run will just be a straight line

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a straight line with lots of enemies on it

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ULTIMATE TEAMWORK STRIKE
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by our powers combined,
YOU
ARE
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roast beef anyone?

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crossroad #2 comes very quickly after #1

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return of the butterfly horde

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butterflies, as shown repeatedly in this game, are incredibly easy to murder
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do not trust this cat

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a somewhat normal armour at first glance
but secretly
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it's a darker story

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back to the cruel regime of princess bk

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with yelsey's mandatory runs done, back to fully randomised parties
enjl, calamari and lat will go for this run
NEXT EPISODE
Three paths open, so of course we're doing the ones that lead to riches!

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LAST SEASON WAS SO MUCH BETTER
TALKHAUS NO TABI
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Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Postby YelseyKing » 2 years ago

Yay, I'm back. :3

And I brought... peanut butter!
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Postby BurntTenda » 2 years ago

That macho equipment is great
I either it could stay around for longer
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Postby Whimsical Calamari » 2 years ago

jeez, something about the talktopia universe just associates cats with massive power
both me and yelsey wrecking things out there got dang
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bkamakaze wrote: this is turning into 'make calamari do all the work: the game'
sounds like college
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