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TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures!

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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE FORTY-SEVEN


as for 'why is weavile not dark skinned', i just keep forgetting its even an option
like, i'd expect skin colour to be with height and stuff, but it's tucked away to the side of the head options and i always forget its there

On the Pr-Owl!
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alright, next up, the spot beyond the door

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it's protected by mini-owls!
and some snurps i suppose

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oh no! theyve watched 'The Exorcist' as well

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aww
how dare they! hurting bk during his favourite past time, napping!

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some spooge and then...
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a quick blast of wind clears all of them
teamwork!

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please, mr bk was my FATHER

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oh geez
its been a while since this guy's turned up
now you can see Robert Mailman in his full glory

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some people call me bk i guess
dunno why

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this was written on a chocolate wrapper

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thats his campaign slogan
which is weird that he even has one, since he's a king
he just likes to remind people who's in charge

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get a load of sturg's butt
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c h u n k y
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oh and there were tickets in box

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there was a sale on 'really boring wrapping paper'

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mikkofier 'recycle or ill beat you up with this leaf' fuzzygrumbles proceeded to make a ton of excuses why it's NOT garbage and is a performance art piece

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bk thats just a protractor
where are you finding these things
Change of Course!
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im not really sure WHY i decided i would stop on that path, go ALLLLL the way around to where we found katazuki, and do that level now
but i did

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amid the humidity

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NATURE

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they have come... for my bananas!

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spooge cannon, ACTIVATE

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and a regular cannon to finish it off!

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we dont have any evidence to say real raocow doesnt live in a castle

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tbh, tropes aside, building on a volcano is a terrible idea

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how do you people keep doing that
putting images in your speech
i wish i could do that

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yall just wanna exploit me to do more physical labour, dont you?

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with how well dispelling the magic door went, im never leaving this forest, am i?

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you heard it here first, folks
'waaauuggh!'

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like mother like son!

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oh geez, she's splashing her liquids everywhere
dont misread that please
i beg you

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mikko's face when he heals people is great

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dunno why i hadnt done this yet

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and that's that!
not the hardest boss fight, but potentially the squishiest

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three levels! plenty of exp from beating up some slime
dont beat up slimes guys, they're actually very friendly and cute!

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with the bonus exp, sturg doesnt get left out!
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is that a frickin' grandpa with a frickin' laser beam attached to his frickin' head?

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he's singing this

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i hope sturg recovers from whatever disease he has that caused this

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time to go reap the rewards >:3

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BOOOHEHEHEHEEEEE

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you're a witch, surely you coulda magic-ed yourself out of this mess

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she then flashed a bunch of magic that i missed because i wasnt fast enough on the camera :s

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strange potions from weird witch ladies?
my favourite!
Can of Peas!
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that title doesnt have anything to do with the update, ive just had that phrase stuck in my head this whole time

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oh no not again

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now we're all going tomato-crazy

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the mystery is how this keeps happening

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theres some dark tomato magic going on here

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double triple pom action!

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im glad lat's around to just nuke everything that comes along

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owls! everyone is fond of them, or so i've heard

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BLASTIN'

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god dammit
why must you do this, video game?

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time for a cuppa :3

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yaaay mp heals! :D
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and we gained enough relationship points to level up
...which fully heals you, making the mp heal basically pointless

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oh, and then lat nuked all the heathens
just as god intended

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i dunno which one is more concerned of the other, the guy who thinks he's a tank, or the guy who thinks he's a flower

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that pose
what a cool dude

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bk is very easily impressed

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the charity is donating soap to smelly puddis everywhere

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King of the Quiz!
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how are you not dead
there's monsters everywhere
or do you just challenge them to a quiz
and then brutally murder them when they lose?

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how silly can they REALLY be

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how could i mistake the BEST silhouette?
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its ya boy!

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yknow, there's only been one mii in our squad that's that skinny
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nerdface himself, enjl

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floofy hair? it's gotta be...
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mr. furry catman, calamari

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wow those weren't silly at ALL
you're a SHAM

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speaking of, i need to buy more mints
i eat them too much
NEXT EPISODE
There's a big flower with our name on it! And that's where Tangeruse is being kept!

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THAT WAS FUN WHILE IT LASTED
TALKHAUSGATARI
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Postby Mata Hari » 2 years ago

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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE FORTY-EIGHT


[quiet sleepy pudding sounds]

The Pond of Progress!
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it's submap time, yo!
this time we're in a very pretty purple place!

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a place called lotus lake!

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dude you're like, 50% flower
i thought you'd be happy to be surrounded by them

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a new enemy! the tadman!
and a return of the kind golems from the pyramid, too

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NO MERCY
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B O O M
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lat's face is a weapon of mass destruction

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no

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probably go have a nap
or twelve

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that too i guess

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the sooner i leave this elf-based hellhole, the better

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volcanoes? how about volca-no

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you'd better
or im taking all of those faces back

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a bit of spending money, always appreciated

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remember that time we threw someone's face so hard that it flew into space and became a star?
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a good time was had by all

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i dont know how i managed to miss that massive equipment slice, but hey

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mikko and lat have a competition to see who could swallow the most coconuts
mikko won, with 3 before he had to go to hospital

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with odds that good, i spun again, and
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got a new fan for princess bk
Masters of Unlocking!
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a bigass door in our way, i wonder what we have to doooooo?

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oh hey its 'Definitely Not The Triforce™'

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ONWARDS
TO MORE STUFF

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geez, plenty of choices from just opening one door

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lat beefs it

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and flowerboy comes to the rescue
riveting

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these moral choices are getting out of hand

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tadpoles
t a d p o l e s

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HEY!
i was promised tadpoles! PLURAL!
what a sham!

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get outta here, nerd

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now THAT's more like it!
as a bonus, they threw in a new enemy, which is basically an upgraded cumulus from world one

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a spooge nuke clears out the tadpoles and then
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katazuki gives the tiny amount of damage needed to end it

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oh man baby food sweet

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its been a while since we've seen this food

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*siren sounds* WARNING WARNING

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santa baby
wasnt that a movie or a song or something
it sounds familiar

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heck yeah free radishes
we're eating like kings tonight

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with tadpoles taken care of, now to face the rocks

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remember when this was a miniboss?
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me neither

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this one's got wind

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fight wind with wind!

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boxes of money outnumber people in this universe

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bk watches sturg sleep
bk is a strange pudding

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yknow i just noticed that concern has 'once' in it
this is a dumb thing to notice

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mikko finally gets a new weapon

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lat poisons the waterhole

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and bk forgets the difference between food and fashion again

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what even is gratin anyway
i used to think it was something they used to make concrete
Short and Sweet!
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next stop on our whirlwind tour of a lake, this treasure spot

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oh no! it was a ruse all along!

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or was it? this might be better than treasure :3

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man the spooge nuke is really getting powerful

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hell yeah, cash and radishes
everyone's favourite loot

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and a box of actual treasure too, just for good measure

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...that was it?
wow that was short

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this charity claims to be non-for-profit but all it does is spend the money of exotic cheeses

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Fen Finders!
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we unlocked the way forward, but before we go play shantae, we need to clear out the other paths

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the gang's all here!

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time for some future warfare!
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not quite as strong as spraying them with acid, but at least its a move for sturg that doesnt hit teammates

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pour poison directly onto the golem's crotch

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snuuuuuuuurp

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g̶o̕͢͞t̵͢t͢͝e̴͡m̢̡͘

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and some gold for our troubles, nice

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is this gonna be 'you're killing nature D:' speech, mr. flowerboy

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oh no its a capitalism thing

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wait what
lat you better not be siphoning my funds

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who's fucking funding this
i didnt even know we had a government

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wait we were supposed to be paying taxes?
oh shit i need to make some phonecalls

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bweep bwop bwap we're done here
NEXT EPISODE
We clear out the top path, and move onto the inner reaches of the Lotus Lake!

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YOU DIED
TALKHAUSHAUSHAUS!!
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Yes.

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Wow! Mosts! ☆*。★゚*♪ヾ(☆ゝз・)ノ
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE FORTY-NINE


i really need to get something to keep all these yugioh cards in
i keep buying more and they're fucking everywhere
im running out of spots to put them

Don't Fear The Reaper!
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man thats an ominous title there narrator guy

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look guys i know my thread's not that exciting but have some manners

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wow what thrilling dialogue

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time for battle, this probably wont take long

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oh that guy looks... uh...
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...menacing

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oh FUCK

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oh shit my sonic boom doesnt do anything

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we left mikko there as a sacrifice




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okay so
after running away
my urge to super clear every area was too strong
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and we returned to face our fears

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cmon then you big edgelord
lets do this for real

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rip sturg
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though with the powers of my one (1) life sprinkle, he's not dead for long

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okay so, it's just it's magic defence thats really high i guess?
because our melee attacks work fine

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i think when we revived sturg he was possessed by a demon
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NOW'S NOT THE TIME GUYS

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mikko's just destined to be dead forever

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even demons themselves cannot resist my patented Waluigi Strike!

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not much of a reward, but at least he was vincible

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and our ordeals arent over yet, but these guys cant hold a candle to the last bloke

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they always said he was full of hot air
who's laughing now?!

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it's not quite wall chicken, but box turkey is just as tasty

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we hit 900 rescues, and our sprinkle container now towers over a 3 bedroom 1 bathroom apartment

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sturg's grandma made this for him

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Lot(u)s of Paths!
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okay that one was a bit of a stretch

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im walkin' on lotuses whooooooooooa

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it'd be like trying to walk on a waterbed

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the only inner muscle that counts
...is the heart
AWWWWWWWWWWWW

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good exchange guys well done

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path splitters! not to be confused with the time ones

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im not even going to acknowledge YOU

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man its been a while since we've had one of these massive cluster path levels

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top path gives a single tiny piece of paper
exciting!

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snails, turkeys and tornadoes, oh my!

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turns out fanning a tornado with some pieces of pizza is surprisingly effective

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so effective, in fact
that both mikko and bk leveled up

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guys cmon now
i made fun of you last time for this
but this time you're literally on the same lilypad

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well nuts to him!
we can handle things on our own!

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the lineup was the same as the last battle, so im reusing that image

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sturg never learns from his mistakes, and once again blasts a teammate into a blind rage

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mikko you little shit
how dare you take a nap and not invite me

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katazuki gives the gift of eternal damnation

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lat and sturg catch up level wise
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and lat finally learns workplace safety

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it's time for the 'Timebuster Gossip Powerhour'

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it turns out mikko is alergic to his own legs
its tragic

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"you shared gossip with me, now i will avenge your death"

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mikko rarely ever asks for new equipment, so this is a very special occasion

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sturg takes up knitting

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okay, so we've got probably three more trips to do, so get comfy

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these bozos again
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man i cant wait to fight these guys every time i go into this level!!
(midway image host swap for reasons)

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going up then down reveals...
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a box with a single piece of candy in it!

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also 'the usual suspects'

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sturg's getting very trigger happy with his wild shot
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and he is pissing off mikko with it
sturg god dammit be a team player for once

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go! blow away the natural disaster!

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"mikko gosh darnit thats not a new weapon!" i say, using food as a weapon

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winning actual military grade weapons in a casino! yaaaay!

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hey guess what? we're not done yet!

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not even worth commenting on

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aaaaand of course there's another one

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man we're racking up the tickets

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welcome to lotus lake, where we have this one level thats the same two fights over and over

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if you're ever threatened by a tornado
shoot arrows at it
thats what this game has taught me

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several sensual massages later, and sturg's war crimes have been forgiven

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where do you people even go to buy these
the home shopping channel?

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have gift yes :3

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bk where did you get a chandelier
bk why did you buy a chandelier
bk what are we gonna do with a chandelier

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"you're friends will now die for you"

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what, am i gonna have to buy ANOTHER chandelier

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one last run

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please leave

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the final step

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a box full'a cash is our last reward

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GUUUUUESS WHOOOOOOOO

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please
please
please begone

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sturg repairs the second quarrel that he started for the umpteenth time
...wait thats ACTUALLY how you spell that? i was juts typing what i thought it was and it barely looks like a word

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minimalism is where it's at, yo

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time for some violet violence
NEXT EPISODE
We go to what looks to be the final area in Lotus Lake! Tangeruse awaits!

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WHOOPS
TALKHAUS;GATE
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Postby Mata Hari » 2 years ago

bkamakaze wrote: i really need to get something to keep all these yugioh cards in
i keep buying more and they're fucking everywhere
im running out of spots to put them
the bin

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Postby cheez8 » 2 years ago

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Y'know, I was actually about to suggest this exact thing as a joke after the protractor fan, but I figured that'd just be too dumb.

Shows what I know. :P
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I don't really get it but okay

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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE FIFTY


the big five-o
now with less hawaii

Frog Fight!
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onwards, to the final space probably!

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oh come on, she's not THAT horrifying
theres no need to scream about it

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man for someone without ears you sure can hear well, bk

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make it stooOOooOOooOOoOOOOp~♫

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nintendo i dont think you understand where faces go

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its bring your sons to work day at the pond, apparently

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its a good idea to blast the mooks first, then focus on the boss
in my mind at least

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covering fire!

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it attacks by jumping up and splashing it's targets
which, appropriately, has splash damage

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PREPARE THE PUDDING CANNON
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W H A M

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kataz's heals are greatly appreciated, since the chip damage from the froglord's attacks are piling up

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oh god bad breath
im getting flashbacks to malboros
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ouchies
well at least it doesnt have any status effects

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the faces it makes when it gets hit are great

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well if you like breathing so much
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HAVE SOME AIR!
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turns out its weakness all along
was the thing it craved

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MMMMM tasty frog juice and baby food
sounds like one hell of an evening

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well gg
i guess theyre dead forever now

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nevermind false alarm

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you're gosh darn right it was all thanks to me

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i ate a banana once! :D
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im writing a book about it
its called "one time i ate a banana - the bk story"

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there was three hours of mikko saying 'wow thats a great story'
over and over again
Slam Open the Gates!
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time to go glue the last face back onto it's body
hopefully we get the right one this time

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okay, rude
i can take that face back

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what, was being tattoo'd on the belly of a giant frogman not a fulfilling experience?
geez, some people just can't be pleased

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sunshine is my middle name
b sunshine k
thats not true

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:O
free cake!
yay!

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*victory trumpets*

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since im assuming we're coming to the end of this area, i dont see us needing you much longer, miss

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yeah those faces were stuck on pretty hard

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well, duh
i mean big ol' Mr. Yaoi Hands is still on the loose
and a sold 66% of the people i care about are currently missing and/or dead

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heeeeeeere weeee goooooo
ready for another dance sequence that i cant really comment on mid-dance because its really hard to convey this scene with still images

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ALL TOGETHER NOW!

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sure thing, fat load of help that will be, and you betcha

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the elven hivemind shows itself as every elf in the village speak in unison

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god im so glad to be done with this town
its gonna take weeks to get the elf stink off my clothes
On the Road Again!
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with the shadow of elf village behind us, we carry on towards a brighter or maybe lemon scented future

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time to get serious

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im like 90% sure its the same tomato every time

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tomatoes dont actually exist

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from the director of sharknado comes a new thriller
Owlnado

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you could say im not a big FAN of these tornadoes

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well that was...
short
okay

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well since that was so short, might as well cram another area in here

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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
I'VE HAD IT
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is this 'i want to travel' talk or 'im gonna end it' talk

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i could post the meme but im not a terrible person

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there's only so much blue a man can take

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thank you doctor timebuster

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the whole snurp military is out in force!

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MILLIONS DEAD
NO SURVIVORS

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the souls of the dead snurps fuels my dark powers

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surely you guys could walk like, five steps
there's inns fucking everywhere

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since last time bk fell asleep like a dingus
i think i'll leave it to the military trained weapon of mass destruction

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staying up late at night doing anything other than sleeping? that sounds about right

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now i can sleep all day! yay!

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V E N G E A N C E

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wakey wakey eggs and bakey

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wouldnt be an ending to the realm of the fey without big meaty turkey assholes

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lat's really been taking flesh samples from the enemies they kill
so that they can create the ultimate monster when we're all done

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and that's that! mission compre

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sturg and lat get a bit closer
what, were you expecting something deep and existential?
uh well in that case...
sturg got face cancer and lat said get well soon and then it went away
NEXT EPISODE
What will happen next for our intrepid heroes? Will we arrive in Karkaton, and hunt down the Dark Lord once and for all?

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WE MAY NEVER KNOW THE TRUTH
TALKHAUS BEATS!
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Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Postby Mata Hari » 2 years ago

bkamakaze wrote: lat's really been taking flesh samples from the enemies they kill
so that they can create the ultimate monster when we're all done
it turns out it's man

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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE FIFTY-ONE


college has started again, and im very drained
i have a double class on friday so ill probably have to skip the updates on fridays or make them much much later
ill cross that bridge when i get to it

Over and Over Again!
d'ya wanna know why i didnt have a picture for the 'NEXT EPISODE' segment last time?
because at the end of that update, this immediately happened:

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YA BOI raocow AT IT AGAIN

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mikko, sturg and lat have been kidnapped!
and they all look really bald

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Local Pudding Has HAD ENOUGH

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you think we'd learn our lesson by now
but we are not smart people

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this time I'LL be the one doing the friendnapping!
and also probably regular napping!

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*daisy voice* you know ill win!

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sometimes bk forgets he's wearing clothes

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after all the lawsuits he was getting about stripping people naked while they sleep
he figured he'd skip that step this time

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:D
the weird voice in my head is proud of me! :D

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im a princess not a time mage but ill do my best

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my friends may be dead but gambling is forever

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I Lava Good Adventure!
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a new map! it's all dark and spooky :o

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man this place is really rad
im diggin' the aesthetic

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bk you have social anxiety you should be enjoying this

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fisticuffs, come at me raocow

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im sure theyll turn up
somewhere

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oh no! its one (1) gerblin!

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please leave

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meat or fish?
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dont fish have meat too

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man this area is like 'enemies in review'

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a fan is a very good removal tool for gas based enemies

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man thats some thick mummy meat

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solo success!
teammates, who needs 'em?

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for getting 950 rescues, i now have to carry a massive container of sprinkles all by myself

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i may be on my own, but that doesnt mean i get to skip out on clearing paths

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hello again
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goodbye again

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time to go get me a fishie

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why is there an owl in the lava death zone
thunderclouds and gerblins i can understand
but what are you doing here, owlface

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so uh
i basically expected this to happen
but when i get inflicted with a status
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i just gotta weather it

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thankfully nightmare is cured when i get hit, so it didnt just stunlock me forever

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thats...
thats just a fish
well i guess the map wasnt lying

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and that's that first map in the lava zone done!

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then i spun the wheel for a treasure to take
but i didnt get enough exp to level up (it was close though!)
Burning Questions!
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come rain, come snow, come blazing hellfire...
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nothing staves off the thirst for quizzing of KarateKid5!

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man i cant even remember what i had for lunch

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in the end, dont we ALL have one chance?

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get a load of these nerds
some familiar faces we havent seen in a while guest starring

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im not sure about that description, but bean did show up, yes

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that... that's it?
one question?
man that was the easiest one yet

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free 'nanners!
not like i dont have 4000 of them already
Roasty My Toasty
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i dont know why that phrase is in my head all the time
i dont even remember where i heard it
but its there and thats what matters

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omg
get a load of this guy
this is the best enemy yet

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RRRRRRATTLE ME BOOOONES

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buried in volcanic ash and stone, a very very warm banana

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oh wow
TWO enemies

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this enemy just gets better and better omg
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me too bk, me too

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except yknow, im not in mortal danger
and im not spending my vital turns giggling like a dingus

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oh well, its not like they pose that much of a threat anyways

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bickies!
an ACTUAL biscuit, not like those heathen american ones

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with new weapons and stuff almost costing 2000 gold a piece, game tickets are very appreciated

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double the gerb, double the fun

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and a Waluigi Strike finisher, too easy

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fights are kinda a non-issue when i have like, 300 sprinkles
even when im alone im basically immortal
NEXT EPISODE
I check out what the big red exclamation mark is screaming at me about!

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bkamakaze wrote: this time I'LL be the one doing the friendnapping!
and also probably regular napping!
This is one time I'M going to do some rottenness, and that raocow won't stop me!

bkamakaze wrote: in the end, dont we ALL have one chance?
One opportunity? To seize everything we ever wanted?

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They didn't even bother to show your teammates this time. Wonder if they met up with the others or not? Actual suspense!

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bickies!
an ACTUAL biscuit, not like those heathen american ones
That's... that's a dog biscuit.

Not that I think it'd stop BK from eating it. :P
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE FIFTY-TWO


man im dreading tomorrow
wake up stupidly early, get put into the mental frying pan all day, then the icing on the cake is my mother's coming up to visit, so chances are i can't even get any rest afterwards orz

The Cave of Camaraderie!
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this looks like a pretty rad place to live, not gonna lie
the big black spooky stone mountain

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oh god! it's everywhere!
it's even on the roof!
how did that happen?!


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just kidding, its the faceless remains of mikkofier, whimsical calamari and kapus
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and mata hari is here too, being useful

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aw geez
its good to see 'em again
...but not like this
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kapus, the bravest meatball

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calamari, the professional monday-hating cat

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mikkofier, the... uh... mikkofier

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;n;

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why are you even here
did you have some sage-ing to do that required raw lava

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legally? yes

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i feel like chickens would wander around the same way with or without faces

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kapus is halfway to spain by now

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well without a team, im kinda screwed
so im gonna need to get as many of my old squads back as possible

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wait what
Arcane Assistance!
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so uh...

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i guess mata hari is coming with me now
that i did not see coming

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now i can kick back and not do anything :D

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dammit
lazy sages and their 'any excuse to make it seem like im more powerful than im showing here' logic

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lady, i havent learned a gosh darn thing in twenty years

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im gonna get stronger regardless of what you do
its called an 'exp system'

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owls! time for mata hari to show us how it's done

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dangit bk not now
i know i'd kill for a nap right now but i gotta get up early tomorrow

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it better not be acid again
im still cleaning all of it off my walls
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bzzzzap! not quite as strong as ivy's lightning, and with no splash damage, but its better than nothing

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i hope its a potato! :D
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no potato :c
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bk's determined, if very stupid
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listen, bk
the potato isnt worth it
there are more things in life than potato
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bk gosh dangit
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wow! all of that for like, a bit of pocket change
was it worth it, bk?
was it?

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gerbs and earl

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the only dance bk knows is just recreating ddr step patterns
it looks very dumb without a machine

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listen, Mage Gerblin A
just because you're more of a Time Crisis kinda guy, doesn't mean you can't appreciate the finer arcade choices

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wait what
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jesus christ mata hari calm down

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bk levels up and learns how to turn a blind eye to the atrocities of the world

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bk that looks like it's an actually illegal weapon
where did you even get that
Burnin' Rubber!
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four options open to us, north, east, south and cow

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as tempting as cow is, the bottom path is moreso

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you seem to be more of an 'Okay Sage'

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there are no dumb questions, just a dumb pudding

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pulling rabbits out of hats, sawing people in half, commiting war crimes
yknow, magician stuff

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including, but not limited to: Richard Nixon, Genghis Khan, Woody Harrelson, Charlie Brown, a pulsating mass of chicken stock cubes and Charles Barkley

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and Friend

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YOU'RE a bit embarassing
GOTTEM

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wow sure is weird how the speech bubble did that huh
nintendo's really threw a curveball with this one

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split paths split destinies

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the leg bone's connected to the
face

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something something cartoon electricution

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free money! :D

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all of this electricity flyin' around, attracted some clouds

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AAGH GOD IT BURNS

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green lightning > yellow lightning

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thats the first path down
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time for the second one

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why are there gerblins ALL OVER this entire country
gerblins in the woods, gerblins in the desert
even gerblins on a volcano!

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no bk dont pull that this is a pg thread

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even more money on this path
i wonder if the amounts are randomised or preset?

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these flyin' bozos dont know when to quit

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i have no idea what this image is but its inspiring a primal sense of fear in my soul

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well that's that d-
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SNURP

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twin shinies, time for loot

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done and dusted in like, two turns
not exactly difficult

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but definitely worth the effort for all that dosh
NEXT EPISODE
More bottom path action! I wonder which face this will lead to? :O

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and Friend
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YOU'RE a bit embarassing
GOTTEM
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wow sure is weird how the speech bubble did that huh
nintendo's really threw a curveball with this one
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE FIFTY-THREE


as if it college alone wasnt draining enough
this morning on the way there
a storm starts
with crazy strong winds and loads of rain
and i, like an idiot, was walking there, in a tshirt and shorts
that was unpleasant

so uh, apologies for this being late

Monster Mash!
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i dunno how long these paths are, but i feel like we're getting close!

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wait why are there just random bushes
growing in the lava hellscape
this smells like a trap

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:O!!!
GUYS I FOUND YELSEY

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pets for kitty :3

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moments later, we find something that's not quite a kitty

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the most unimpressed slime

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i miss my meatshields :c

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mata hari wait
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its only been 2 turns of comb-
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W E L P

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I did it! :D

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normally that's when you call a doctor

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convinient that it would know to head there

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we are good at this

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bk ascended to the sky as a shortcut

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return of the nasty-ass macho set

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time to go meet up with ol' squidface

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there he is, in all his furry glory

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im regretting this already

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well its not like i had much of a choice in the matter

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captain dps is back in business

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dont be impatient, im going as fast as i can
Chests and Challenges!
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after getting calamari, this treasure spot opened up

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and it gives us...
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a uh
very interesting piece of armour

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that was very to the point, yo

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bk's slowly becoming a fighting game character

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well, since that was so short, might as well move on

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listen calamari
im PRETTY SURE we're out of the woods
the lack of any, yknow, wood would be a big hint

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A THREE WAY SPLIT
THESE ARE ILLEGAL IN 120 COUNTRIES

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might as well start with the easiest, this is probably meant for before you get more characters

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cloud more like clown

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skeleton more like smell-eton

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moles more like, uh, bowls?

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and for our terrible-jokes based troubles, we get a small sampling of gold

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thankfully the lifespan of the macho suit was short

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i feel confident enough with our strength to take out the intermediate level

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a gerblin AND a cloud
truly we live in troubling times

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MAN
i missed this raw damage output, holy crap

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two boney boys

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mata hari's attacks are truly shocking

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a new enemy sorta!
its a reskin of the griffins from the desert/world one

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it drains mp, apparently
i see that becoming annoying in future fights

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double the challenge, double the dosh

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what flavour of pudding will we have today?

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he really looks like somebody here, but i cant put my finger on who

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ah yes thats who i was thinking of, Different Person

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please donate hair to your local bk, he regrets doing this for a joke

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calamari buys some actual weapons of death from the black market

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well its not like i have anything to lose, lets see what's down the 'pro' lane

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a full squadron of enemies
including one owl that looks like it got lost

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double strength double slash!

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two kills for the two kids doin' two slashes

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bonk
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calamari's killing spree nets him a new level

hmm i wonder what the next fight is gonna be

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not goin' to do that until i have a full team, that's for sure
NEXT EPISODE
We get as far away from the double reaper fight as possible!

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if it wasn't for me needing to be quiet right now i would've lost it right here
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Postby BurntTenda » 2 years ago

Unfortunately, the macho cat suit was short lived.
Something goes here sometime.
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE FIFTY-FOUR
So I was right about my mother coming up, but thankfully she came up TODAY and not yesterday
i dont think i coulda handled any extra pressure yesterday orz

Hit the Gas!
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time to keep goin' on the top path
man that unfinished spot is gonna bug me

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which one he's had like 5 different faces

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bk why are you making that face
what have i told you about doing things with monsters

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save your team first, silliness can come afterwards

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I N C O M I N G

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the man of nature has become polluted!
its like that evil captain planet guy

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remember, if it's ever raining in your hometown, just throw a cat at the clouds

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"Let me show you why they call me the Purple Lightning!"

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ever been slapped by a cloud?

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with calamari's high mp costs for his attacks, my tea time ability sure comes in handy

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how come when he's a boss, he's got tons of hp, but when he's in my party he dies in like, one hit

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all of this tea drinking is good for team morale

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boss down! had to use a ton of sprinkles due to my lack of a healer :p

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you guys havent even been seperated that long

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i bet you were the one that named it that
you big dork

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i would like to point out, that calamari REALLY likes dog biscuits

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time to go grab flowerboy

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omg his beard is on both his head and face
double the beard layers

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eyes are overrated anyway

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you're dressed as a flower
i dont think raocow is scared of you at all

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its in the job description of 'protagonist'

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remind me, mata hari, how many people have you saved so far?
what was that?
two?
hmm, that's very interesting

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we've got a healer now! heck yeah!
Right You Are!
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the only one left is kapus, which means she's down this pathway

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a GERBLIN
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GET'EM
GETCHA GERBLIN

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we're fifty episodes in, and you're only now questioning this

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after years of being beaten up by turtles and football players, raocow took control

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why doesnt he just open a gym or something
rather than taking the easy way out

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more cowbell?

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oh right those

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your face, maybe
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paths split on the map, and of course im gonna go towards the treasure, kapus can wait

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we'll GET THERE when we GET THERE

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clouds are weak to cats, further proof

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oh no this one brought a corpse
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son ive been rattling bones since before you were born

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emeralds dont have leaves mikko! theyre stones! you were bamboozled!

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we gotta do all the paths, yall know that by now

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gerblin say gerdbyelin
thats the worst joke ive made in this thread im sorry

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mikko levels up, gets pretty bad stat growth

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tickets in boxes, yo

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since we're starting to mix our teams, better start getting people aquainted
Treasure and Tests!
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first thing's first, gotta grab this treasure before it goes stale

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big ol' box, big ol' treasure?

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by the magic of large boxes, mikko transforms into a carrot!

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yknow, i found out that if you give the ticket to someone who isnt sharing a room with someone,
then you sell the ticket and get like, 1000+ gold (varying by the quality of the ticket)
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but i prefer upping people's relationship levels
buddies > moneys

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well since that was so short...

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might as well check in with ol' quizboy

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oh great, memorization
my faaaaaaaaaavouriiiiiiiite

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listen
i was concentrating very hard on remembering who walked by
so i forgot to take a picture of the people walking by
so
using my masterful editing skills
ive put together a very close replica of the scene
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i bet you can't even tell the difference

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well i guess i didnt need to memorize anything after all, huh

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five is correct! :D

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foolish mortal, you still claim to be the master of quizzes?!
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give me my well earned sweeties
NEXT EPISODE
We push onwards, in search of our dear friend Kapus's face!

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ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, CALM DOWN
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Postby bkamakaze » 2 years ago

EPISODE FIFTY-FIVE


:3

Queen of the Golems!
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if the pattern of 'one normal level then the boss is true
then this one SHOULD have our girl kapus in it

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only a truly awe inspiring warrior can dress like a carrot in a firey hellscape

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we were so young back then
fresh outta the womb of the mii maker

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ladies and gentlemen, bk the idiot

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looks like you wont have to wait long to remember because...

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we've got a fight on our hands!

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this is apparently a 'sonic boomspray'

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kapus has filled her fists with dynamite

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sharpened claws and bk lending a hand
kneel before the staggering dps of a kitty!

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he just came over and threw a bunch of those little tree things at me

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blow 'em awaaay!
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and down goes the last of the three bosses!
our first team is almost complete c:

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wow a whole THREE PEOPLE
man, you sure are a BIG HERO with a big number of rescues like THREE

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theyre probably all at home, partying without me :c

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you just REALLY wanna go back there, doncha

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probably something like 'man bk, you're so cool! i wish i was as cool as you!'

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oh no

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hello again mr. cop
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hooray! free paper! :D

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cheez is now working as a maid
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there was also a banana stapled onto the letter
how do you people keep fitting these into envelopes

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i actually did go and check on him in the desert, but his dialogue didnt change

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through the power of gambling, bk becomes an edgelord

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time to grab our warrior!

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meatball 2: back in action

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so everyone did escape, thats a relief

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aww, kapus ;n;
i wanna hug her mii

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well i mean, the castle was the end goal anyways
rescuing everyone else is a bonus

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and just like that our team is set!
a princess, a cat, a flower and a warrior
Demonic Detour!
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with a full team, lets go show those demons who's boss
(hint: its me)

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the path starts out the same, despite us beating up these bozos last time

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skeletons are no laughing matter

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waluigi give me strength!

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alright, time to face our fears

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so uh, turns out they have a normal attack too
which is much less scary

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rip kapus

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get back in there
we're not done yet, yo

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with a cat + cute combo, one goes down

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i think i got lucky, theyre barely using the instakill

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can't kill calamari, dude's got nine lives!

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kapus levels up for her second battle in 20 years

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our battle's not over yet, still gotta deal with some cows

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jesus christ these guys hit hard
thankfully they only get one attack per turn
unthankfully, there's two of them so it doesnt matter

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dance party! :D

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kapus murders one and then
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mikko takes out the other!

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a fresh grand for us $$$

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for hitting the big milestone of 1000 rescues, we get more mp and hp sprinkles!

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bk found a box in the street! :D

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boxes are best shared with pals :3

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many of bk's people have been murdered by these weapons
this is a declaration of war
NEXT EPISODE
With a full party, we can move onto the next region of lava lava lava land!

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I GUESS THATS IT
TALKHAUS STAR
So here's the thing
At the end of this episode, I unlocked this:
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I'm going to keep all of the other characters as the classes they already are, since you start from level 1 when you change classes, and lose abilities and stuff
BK on the other hand, is the same level on his two other classes that he used in Greenhorne and Neksdor
Now, before I play any further, I wanted you guys to decide

What class should BK go with?
Princess, Imp or Chef?
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