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i am dead, and this killed me
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EPISODE THIRTY
got carried away playing the new xcom dlc
its really good, yo

Desert Puddi for Hope!
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time to sift through the sands and find us some faces

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not nice, i'd bet

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wait what

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enjl what the shit are you on about

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idiot

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that cactus on the left is giving me bedroom eyes and i want nothing to do with that

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waaaaaaalupuddi

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rocky no dont do it
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its not worth it

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I WARNED Y-

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w-what

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i think uh
its best we forget this
for all of our sakes

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iiii weeear my suuuunglasses at night~♫

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seeing moles is a great way to strengthen bonds

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the ol' 'Frozen Dessert' combo

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paths that split?! thats impossible!!

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box 'a cash out in the sands

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and thats trip #1 in this corner of the desert sorted

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well, i can save some money on a new staff for enjl at leas-

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how
how did i manage to do this

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fine, calamari and bk, you two are going on vacation

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bk nearly drowned in a sink, and now calamari's concerned

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do not trust this man

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ROUND TWO
FIGHT

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coupl'a prickly individuals

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image the sound it makes when you're hit with a microphone
*BONK*

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MOOOOoooOOOOoooOOOoooOOles?!

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if it aint broke, dont fix it

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downward dog? nah man, downward pudding

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that's the ticket!

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calamari's concerned about what that box is

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turns out it was a gift!
segues. we got 'em

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this gift stinks

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okay, second attempt

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:D

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a brand new, fancy stick

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not satisfied with a new stick, enjl craves more material wealth

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but the lord of greed punishes those who reach to high
Takin' the Hiss!
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more sand, more sand

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was it a ghoooooost?
a saaaaaand ghooooooost?

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D:

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100% in character
i forget meals all the time

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see calamari knows
he knows how much of a ditz i am

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flowers and butterflies, what a hell of a garden

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please keep his hat
its creepier than this whole 'eating people' thing

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no match for us however

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SPHERICAL

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intense cactus bopping action

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oh geez
zephyr's face looks really odd without his head

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from one reptile to another!

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official snake charmer bk

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the new hit sitcom starring rocky romano

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a couple of heavy-duty hits later...
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and zephyr flies off to become a pirate, apparently

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bk is worried that rocky's hat is made of flesh and hopes he recovers soon

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a priest always likes it when everyone prays

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a very bk item

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rocky thats not even a mic
what are you even doing

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i feel bad dumping him back into this situation

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out of the frying pan, into the fire

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is that the only thing you say

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there arent any planes here, so he has to let it all off somewhere

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monsters are normally pretty happy
they dont have to wear clothes, for a start

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woo free shit
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another one of these? man, i wanted money :c

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I SAY I SAY I SAY

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its like talking to a bloody brick wall
Shooting the Breeze!
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after that detour, time to get back on the road

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starting things off with a path choice
and taking the moral highroad is always the best choice

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seems im not the only one on this route

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knocking 'em flat is no problem at all

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enjl learns how to be 'Fucking Pissed™'

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wooo free money :D

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getting dark? i dont think ive met that guy

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did you know
that every star you look at
is naked and that makes you a pervert

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bk gets very distracted by shiny things

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everyone get down its got a gun!

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there was a minigame here where you needed to tap the wishes you wanted three times
there was like: money, monsters, sweets and bananas
might have been more that im forgetting

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"dude what the fuck"

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sky money! now legal tender in non-sky locations

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mkay, mornings here, and its time for scorpions

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time for some Pudding Magic™

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wooo free mp that i didnt really need
i just felt like using the skill

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whoa what the shit
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thats an instakill!
now i know why theyre called scary scorpions

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time for enjl to show off a move he's had for ages
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a big glowy light show aaaaaand...
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fart

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he immediately gave up and just beat them to death instead

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god that hat really is horrifying

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rocky, despite being a corpse, still manages to level up
and calamari too i guess

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double the ouchies?! that sounds bad! D:

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heart claws more like fart claws

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jesus christ
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bk it would take all day to explain to you what is wrong with this

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now for this thread to go south

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i am absolutely shattered

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dont copy me

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why are you copying me?

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stone cold

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snurpatrol!

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man thats a pretty neat looking attack actually

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double scratch, double kill

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spooky scary scorpions

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triple strike combo!
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"cmon guuuuys, lemme joooooin :c"

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for hitting 650 rescues, we get EVEN MORE SPRINKLES
we're gonna need a bigger cupcake

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please... please rng gods...
let me make my mii wear something thats not a fucking dominatrix outfit

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SUCCESS

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something nice, cute and fluffy
much better
NEXT EPISODE
Some map filling, some quizzes, and maybe some pyramid!

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SMELL YA LATER
TALK★HAUS SHOOTER

...we paid EXTRA for that star
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rocky no dont do it
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its not worth it

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I WARNED Y-

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w-what

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i think uh
its best we forget this
for all of our sakes
Rocky is into masochism confirmed. This is now canon.
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I-it just happened to provide acupuncture for a pressure point on my meatflesh suit! Anyone with the same outfit and body build would get the same result! Totally.

This cat knows too much...
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Is there any way to wear things for vanity? The power/defense of clothing and weaponry seems sadly arbitrary. Anyways the imp class is a comedy gold mine
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bkamakaze wrote: 6 years agoplease... please rng gods...
let me make my mii wear something thats not a fucking dominatrix outfit
Well, the rest of your party doesn't seem to mind it...
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Ivy wrote: Is there any way to wear things for vanity? The power/defense of clothing and weaponry seems sadly arbitrary. Anyways the imp class is a comedy gold mine
Yeah, there's a cosmetic option, though I don't expect it'll see much use in this LP.

but for the record, I'm fine with Mii!Rocky being the guinea pig for any mad fashion experiments in the name of science
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EPISODE THIRTY-ONE


my allergies are going nuts
making my eyes all itchy and my nose all sneezy

Miitopian Nights!
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sure, we've opened the way to the pyramid, but there's locations we havent been to yet!

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dark lord who's known to steal faces flees to this kingdom and you expected him NOT to steal faces?

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lets face it, we may never know

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man, actual drive and determination for once, go us

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i know they mean it in the michael jackson 'bad' sense
but i like to think its just bk remembering how terrible they all are at this

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couple of scorpy fellas

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calamari is a man after my own heart
and not just because of the cat outfit

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he cuts his mp cost in half...
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...but deals half damage as a result

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we can make up for squidcat's laziness, though
nothing teamwork cant fix

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a real kaleidoscope of scorpions

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i dont really point out the praise bonuses, but the damage boost they give is crazy

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looks like we were going through this level too fast, they had to give us a ticket

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ROCKY NO
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NOT AGAIN PLEASE I BEG YOU

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this cactus isnt as gentle of a lover
either that or he knows we're onto him and is acting
we may never know

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🎺🍮

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main goal of the relationship things is to get every pair to level six, when they learn lend a hand

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bk if its another tambourine i swear to good

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he made it himself! :D
it's a cow! :D

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if its something else... then what is it?
what do your holy eyes see, enjl?

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got a full level's worth of relationship points for that

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goth priest 2017

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chances are pretty bad here, but nuts to it
i want those radishes

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welp, could be worse, i suppose

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no level up, but rocky did fall down a well for a solid 9 hours before calamari noticed
all in all a great holiday
Who Want's To Be A Miillionaire!
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its time for a visit to our old friend karatekid for a quiz!

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you should go to the jungle, theyve got plenty of those there

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general knowledge is my favourite soldier

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3 questions, 3 minutes to save the world, lets go

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man thats a terrible colour palatte
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ding, question one down

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what DONT they keep in those things
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it is the only place you can find fat in the world
any time fat is listed on a food, thats a camel
i dont make the rules

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the options were 'east' and 'west' but i missed the photo :c
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the answer was weast

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I HAVE BESTED YOU AGAIN, PUZZLE MAN
Backtrack Shortcut!
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you may remember back when we first started this region
that this area had a section that was labelled 'risky shortcut'
well, in the lost segment of footage, i did go and try to clear it
but it was considerably way to hard for me to clear

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now that we're decked out, we can go back and clear it out

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THIS is why i turned back
two copies of a boss from the first region

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triple combo strike!
you may have scared me off once, but not this time!

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oh geez
bk's sick of being a meatshield, apparently

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i do enough crying in my own time, thank you sir

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I SAID I DO ENOUGH CRYING THANK YOU

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thats one down!

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time for rocky to rock out with a skill he learned a while back

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he had a ton of heart shaped balloons stuffed into his pants exclusively for this

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and just like that,
bk gets a love heart glued to his face

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smack a bird so hard its eyes fall off

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heck yeah, these actually look tasty as heck

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and what were we missing out on, all this time?
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b-bread?
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uh
okay
bread

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back to an old familiar inn

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new inns, new kitty

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game just really doesnt wanna give me a alien staff, huh?

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ton of exp for our soft friend, and gaining a new ability, a hp version of his other drain skill
Gate Guardian!
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been putting it off long enough, time to bust into this pyramid!

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pretty big submap, and what looks like an entry boss

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twin golem action!

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two golems? two scratches

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enjl goes in for a swing, but...
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these golems are working in tandem!

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jumping in front of an attack to protect the other!
even my units dont care that much

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cant guard against multitargets, so rocky and enjl team up for a charged attack

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and one more, then the two titans go down!

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more yummy steak loot :3
NEXT EPISODE
Now that we're done cleaning up outside, we delve into this ancient tomb, hunting the last faces and the dark lord himself!

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SEE YOU SPACE
COWBOY TALKHAUS

...see what i did there?
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Rocky...
you really should go into psychatry.... you really have a problem...
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EPISODE THIRTY-TWO


pew pew aliens

Big Stone Triangle Place!
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with the bouncer out of the way, let's storm this place

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'great' is subjective
its more like the 'alright pyramid'

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calamari's not impressed

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i mean, dude could be anywhere
dunno why he keeps hanging around where people can definitely come attack him

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i dunno about 'lots'
theres, what, scribe, coryman, owl and cheez? i think thats all the people in here

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let's roll! :D

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oh man thats a goofy lookin' mummy
i like them already

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theyre so floppy and wobbly its great

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they remind me a bit of oogie boogie honestly
just much goofier

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makin' em brown bread

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this spell costs a lot of mana

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might be useful during a boss or something, but i dont really see myself using it much

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i loaf a good team-up

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couldnt get much boulder than pulling a random lever

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im glad to see the chest with one ticket in it industry was thriving all the way back in ancient egypt

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ive used an entire rainforest worth of confetti at this point

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we're steadily averaging out our relationship levels

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game felt sorry for me missing out on that prize so many times in a row

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i cant wait for enjl to miss every attack now
Pyramid Your Allies!
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oh geez tenda beat us here

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calamari keeps scratching up all the furniture

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careful is my middle name!


...i have recieved word from my legal team that no, careful is NOT my middle name and i must clarify that or risk another lawsuit

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harumph i say! ha! rumph!

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dammit you two, get it together

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scribe just because you're a floating face, doesnt make that any more of a word

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hopefully this battle wont make me mona and groana

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oh and uh, he brought some pals

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boop!
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what, is booping illegal now?
am i not allowed to boop? D:

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balloon pants special!

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nobody can stay mad after seeing the balloon pants special

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nice

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"now you've done it! now bk's gonna have to make a 69 joke, god dammit!"

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time for the OTHER anti-argument skill we have

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he just throw a dove into the air and then it exploded
enjl's way of making feather-based special effects needs work

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bk keeps telling all these bosses about the time he got stuck in a tupperware bowl and they all dont know how to react

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okay, so apparently calm doesnt fix arguments
this i did not know

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what is it with you and butts, bk?
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doink

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from one butt to another

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you dont need arms to slap a bitch

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more balloons, more heartfaces

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oh jesus he breathes fire what the shit

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a final smack with a whisk knocks the big boy out

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Cheers♪

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HEY ENJL GETS WHATS FOR DINNER
DING YOU GUESSED IT
MORE FUCKIN' TOAST

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for destroying a priceless art piece, we get two chests with a bunch of loot in them

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rocky and calamari take after the communists and start lenin a hand to eachother
that was terrible bk
what are you even doing at this point

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yknow, now that i think of it
where do these prizes come from?
who's making this cheescake

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calamari prepares to invade yoshi's wooly world
Tomb Travelers!
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a bunch of paths open up for us, but lets start with the one on the left

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what is it little bk
what do your pudding eyes see

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ooooh noooo someone made some very terrible looking statues!

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"It's aaaaaaall in your head, BK, it's in your imagination"

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with naps and nightmares out of the way, we've got a split path on our hands

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i appreciate that majority of neksdor's enemies are just reskins of the fossil enemy

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rocky's charged up attack does tons of damage

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yknow they say that a pharaoh is buried with all the things he'd need in the afterlife
so whoever was buried in this pyramid mustve really liked gambling

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a new enemy sort of, its a palette swap of the boulder enemies we encountered earlier

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they summed it up about as well as i would

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calamari continues to eat way too many sweets, to the point that the company that makes them changed their recipe

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AND HE PRA- wait i already used that joke

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oh great now im gonna have to look at another macho outfit
hopefully this one isnt as vascular

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oh jesus its even worse

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on the bright side, rocky finally gets some super great duds

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north east more like uh... north LEAST
GOTTEM

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wow its these idiots again

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i hope you're ready for some more toast, enjl

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couldnt go down easy, couldya pyramid?

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yknow if they tried
one of those mummies could probably hold one of those rocks in their mouth

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the aoe still managed to hit enjl but hey
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they managed to level up from this so who can complain

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how do i shot bandage
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so THIS is what the mummies do, they steal people's weapons
shame they stole the one from our priest rather than, yknow, an offensive class

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doesnt matter though, enjl's not afraid to punch the shit out of a mummy
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wait these mummies are hollow
w-what is it sticky with

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this is the enjl power hour starring enjl as enjl

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upon finishing up, rocky becomes better friends with the star of the show

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aight time to go finish this up

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even slabs of stone need to put on a bit of makeup now and then

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a very dramatic shot for a fairly undramatic battle

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calamari and enjl level up from all this stone-based experience

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okay final intersection lets go

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PULL THE LEVER, ENJL

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sky candy! from the sky gods!

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cant be over until we've fought these buggers again

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cool cats dont look at explosions

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do i need to go grab the cheers theme again

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they can now share their bananas ;)

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bright pink cats, the true master of the savannah
NEXT EPISODE
We go and see what Tenda has to say, before continuing delving into the pyramid!

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YOU'VE BEEN A WONDERFUL CROWD
SHOW BY TALKHAUS!!

...we've got the cat character covered at least
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these costumes just keep getting more embarrassing oh my god
bkamakaze wrote: 6 years ago calamari continues to eat way too many sweets, to the point that the company that makes them changed their recipe
sounds like college
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EPISODE THIRTY-THREE


we're catching up to where i left off, soon ill be able to start playing again :3

Lever Leader!
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time to call in on our local '''adventurer''', see what they have to say

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boo it is i, puddi

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normally i avoid potholes
pholtosing on the other hand, i am a fan of

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you hear that, guys?
TOP
SECRET
whatever you do
do NOT tell people via a thread full of images on the internet

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man kanye's new song sounds very experimental

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listen if i see a lever, i may not be able to resist

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well that sure was a thing

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oh a bunch of levers
if only someone was here to tell me what to do D:

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step one: dont pull the lever

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I DID IT I SOLVED THE PUZZLE

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okay fine

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dont pull, pull, pull

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shortly later, in the inn

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rockys in rocky territory

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NOT SO NICE WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING THE BUM GIFT, HUH ENJL?
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but poor rocky, he looks so sad :c

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some free sanga's
Sarcophagus Secrets!
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thanks to tenda's advice, we unlock the way to a hidden treasure spot!

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the level opens with two chests, one with a buttload of money and one with some pieces of paper

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oh well, enjls falled into an alternate reality game
rip

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rocky Remembers™

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we'll always remember you maybe
no promises

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not all the chests are quite so friendly

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i missed out on getting a group shot of the enemies, but i think the middle one was a hieroglyph

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but with the power of the underworld, we quickly dispatch them

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and time for the reward we've been searching for
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its uh
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what was this doing in a pyramid?

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oh well, we got a bunch of loot, so can't complain

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hopefully you mean a change of clothes

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enjl legally changed his middle name to 'bubblegum', too

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now his hair matches rocky's clothes
a match made in some blindingly pink hellscape
Burial Busters!
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with secret treasure in hand, back to the main path of the dungeon

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waiting to greet us is a big wall of stone

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breakin' boulders is best done with E.T. merchandise and a pointy cake on a stick

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new food! nice tasty chillis :3

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the pit has come back for a second round at enjl

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i just really like this sound effect

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our pit summoning dance party was a success! :D

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doofy mummy friend brings some more rock friends

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POWERFUL eyebrows

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aaaaaand we're done here
short and sweet, good

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for hitting the threshold of 700 people, sprinkles begin to poor from the ceiling
dripping down the walls and flowing through the windows
please save us from the endless tide of sprinkles

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rockys all about laws and/or orders

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but since bk sleeps all the time, nobody's allowed to make noise ever

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calamari what are you plotting

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calamari what the fuck
NEXT EPISODE
Dungeons! Fungeons! This level is almost Donegeons!

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AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER ON
THE TALKHAUS PRINCESS

...:3
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This thread is art.
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This game and its sense of humor, man. It just clicks with me.
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I still don't understand what's supposed to be going on in the 'Mii finds themselves in darkness and hits head' event.
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Kingdom of Loathing is great.
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EPISODE THIRTY-FOUR


its fathers day in australia today
i have no idea why its on different days in different countries
it gets confusing

Dangerous Duo!
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im like 80% sure this location will like, open that gate
and if i go to the gate before now it will just go 'cant do it lol'

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what

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im glad you guys are enjoying this
but still the question stands
what

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thats the chillest looking cobra ive ever seen

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and now theyre the deadest looking cobra slash mummy ive ever seen

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a nice box of free money, always good

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its our shady merchant duo, coryman and owl!
first time we're having a double face showdown

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a stoic shield!
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and a suspicious scimitar!

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BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK
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can't attack coryman without owl stepping in to block

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looks like we're not the only ones who can use combo attacks

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not to mention cory attacks twice
we've got a string of attacks to deal with
luckily they dont hit too hard

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what good is a shield with no guard? :3c

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POW
is that the first triple digit damage for this party?
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either way, its enough to knock shield face out

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midway through the battle, calamari and enjl learn what co-operation is

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a few attacks later, and enjl lands the finishing blow on corysword

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two for the price of one, yo

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bk levels up!
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and we get some more food items!
please dont try to eat swords and/or shields
it is not healthy

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dead things? in a tomb? impossible

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aww poor little guy

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b-bk you can stop crying now
the floor is getting flooded

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oh great now enjls gone insane

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bk goes from bawling his eyes out to ovo at a moments notice

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dont tell me what to do, strange spirit inhabiting a nerd

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probably gout

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what a rude ghost

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bk why are you like this

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bk once ate a whole bunch of toblerones and astral projected into a supermarket to buy more

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a door? should be able to find one

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bk and calamari get closer, but then...

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unrealistic

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calamari get down here and bloody help me

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okay apparently this is helping somehow

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bk passed out from all the cleaning fumes and didnt wake up for like two weeks
this is calamari's way of sending flowers

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new spear! :D
now i can poke things better >:3c

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enjl buys a 'Magic Jeweled Staff' from a shopping channel
House Calls!
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the faces return to their homes
oh right and scribe too
i forgot about him

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STILL NOT A WORD

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good thing i didnt, or you wouldnt get it back

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money... riches... gold...
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dangit another one of these things

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yall have no idea how happy i am that coryman isnt calling owl daddy

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i didnt know miis had those
i thought they were just full of paper mache

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this time its GOTTA be money
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dangit
Play Pharaoh!
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delving back into the pyramid and picking the door presents us with a familar 'puzzle'

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not pictured: the half hour of bk trying to jam hp bananas into the holes
wait that sounds way lewder than i intended please dont think of it that way i beg of you

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we probably coulda pawned those off for a profit

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knock knock guess who its puddi and pals

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what lies beyond the great stone gate? we'll soon find out

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cheez doesnt count as a person apparently

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in there nice and deep-like

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close? no, you're bk
cmon man you know that
you wrote it on your hand just in case you forgot

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dangit spooky ghost, why do you keep possessing enjl

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hey i know that skill!
dont get hit, itll do more damage!

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bk last time you tried to do that you got arrested by the space police

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also near? i thought his name was raocow!

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speak of the devil

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well guess what? i got more!

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im a glutton for a lot of things, but punishment is not one of them

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muda muda muda

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[distant jim carrey noises]

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the most confused wario sounds

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its just a head mate
couldnt afford the whole minion

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tuesday? ive got a haircut on monday!

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king of the sands!

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his face is all warping and wobbling its really unsettling
like its drawn on a bag of lumpy gravy

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hey dont fucking curse! this is a chirstian thread!

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enjl's just getting possessed by bloody everything today

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oh god he attacks with his tentacle beard

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safe zone heals status so fast that i never found out what the curse even did

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the effect of this attack is rad as heck though
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egyptian_Mau

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rocky and enjl learn from ancient civilisations and prepare to sacrifice one another

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calamari brings the SLAM

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the whars, hars, and the hars are returned to their rightful owner

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h...how old is this soup
at least its not canopic soup

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who the fuck are you supposed to be

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mate you're one thin ice
stepping on my fuckin' turf

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hmm
HMMM
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I DUNNO GUYS
SHOULD I PAY FOR A PHOTO I TOOK

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bugger off you bloody tosser
get a real job

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with the final face freed, time to cash in on our exploits

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Big Buff Boi™ Back in Business

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the G?
are you starting a rap career

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:3
face-saving is becoming a hobby

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"back in my day dark lords had DIGNITY! they had HONOUR!"

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introspection genie

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Steal-No-More! Can be yours for five easy payments of $29.99!

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bk doesnt believe him at all

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...is that it?
no... secret genie treasure?
no wishes? nothing?

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aww beans
NEXT EPISODE
Judging by that big exclamation mark, I'd say our next stop is the big boulder blocking our path!

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AND I WOULD'VE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR
HATARAKU TALKHAUS-SAMA

...less burgers, more demons
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Dark Lords... plural? I smell foreshadowing.
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EPISODE THIRTY-FIVE





Rock Wrecker!
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what with this being the only location we havent been yet, and the big red exclaimation mark,
id assume this is our next port of call

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big ol' cheese chunks

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what, are you going to do something actually useful for once?

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pfft
omg

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omg

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i always knew he was full of hot air

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with the rocks out of the way, we can move on to greener pastures
and by 'greener pastures' i mean more swamp and/or desert

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calamari doesnt look too enthused by all of this

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he's taking this whole 'being a cat' thing very seriously

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guys
you're like a whole
five steps away from him
look i can put the images together
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the parallax scrolling made this harder than i thought
BUT THE POINT STANDS
HES RIGHT THERE

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looks like we're gonna have to fight without our main dps

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not cats, but we do have cutlery

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BE PURGED IN THE LIGHT

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OwO

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im not gonna do the meme

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with or without boycat, we still managed to take them out

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another fight, this time we have calamari with us

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a pair of triple strikes take them all out before they can vore anyone

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when you clothes are made out of flesh, that doesnt surprise me

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eeeeeeverybody sweeeeats~♫

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enjl what the fuck

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even the guy in a catsuit thinks thats fuckin' weird

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*various trumpet noises*
Question Quest!
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guess who it is?

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its our old buddy, karatekid, master of riddles

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here weee gooooooo

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second from the right is amazing
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option two, how could i possibly mistake our master of exploding?

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this one was actually semi-difficult, they only changed the nose
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thankfully, i picked the right kapus
both positionally and questionally

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height and colour changed this time
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thankfully i have a good memory

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you cannot best me, riddle boy

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we beat a minigame, to get access to another minigame
Sandy Boys!
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im very concerned about that individual above us, but first things first

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oh no! now puddi will be PARCHED

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dont pinch liquids
it doesnt do much

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mate you cant make jokes like that
youll put me out of the job!

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split path? gotta go north, yo

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...that led IMMEDIATELY to an inn
there was nothing else here

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sometimes playing with even odds pays off
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and now enjl finally has some normal-looking armour

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well, time to pick up where we left off

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we JUST left the inn
cmon guys

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count on the australian to suggest a barbie

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bk dont rub the food on your face
thats impolite

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calamari where the fuck did you find that
we're in the middle of the desert

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you brought this curse upon us calamari, you eat it

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well
turns out it wasnt horribly poisoned
dammit

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he shat like a champion

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theres so many names they barely fit on the screen

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one shot from rocky wiped the whole lot of them out
butterflies arent quite as scary as they once were

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and thats that! straight into the inn
Double or Nothinn!
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it doesnt normally linger on this shot for so long...

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oh god dammit not again

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he cant keep getting away with it!

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*magical noises*

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bk keeps getting all his friends stolen :c

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roll a perception check

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you'd think we'd see this coming by this point
fool me once and all that

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determined pudding!

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if he really wanted to be rid of us
why didnt he do this DURING the pharaoh boss fight
like, we'd be level one against a dungeon boss

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"by the power of capitalism, i hereby bestow you with the lifelong task of...!"

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YOU BET YOUR ASS I PICKED PRINCESS

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in case anyone was wondering, santa over here offered the new classes of 'flower, tank and princess' along with all the old ones

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mean hwile, on the moon

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oh hey, remember these guys? no? me neither

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what does kapus seeee?
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a bunch of weirdoes huddling in fear

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well they got over that fast

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welcome to the endless void

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he's better at kidnapping people than he is at face-theft

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boats dont float in the void

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ew bk
nobody likes that guy

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"what?! people actually LIKE that guy?!"

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its the law that friends of friends have to be friends

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he's workin' something hard, thats for sure

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A-Team and B-Team, UNITE!


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raocow keeps trapping everyone in his chambers... but what do they actually look like? How can he not also steal those faces? Are they not worth his time, or...?

Either way. a pretty princess can kick some butt, so that shouldn't be an issue.
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Well, looks like I missed my chance to be a party member...

shady merchant suits me better anyways

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Oh, good. More friends to keep us company in this void. I was getting sick of Ivy and Kapus. :P
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