(shouting)

TALKTOPIA - Post-Game Adventures!

here's a good place for FRIENDLY, ENJOYABLE, and otherwise very GENERAL discussion!
User avatar
Dizzybelle
Barrel!
Posts: 1165
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: (◕ v ◕✿)
Pronouns: she/her
Location: *a vague hand gesture in a random direction*

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Dizzybelle »

EPISODE EIGHT


its never too late to get aboard the adventure train
Enjl wrote: admit it
you did zyglrocks on purpose
it was a complete coincidence, and i couldnt stop laughing when it happened


Bush Bashin'
Image
picking up right where we left off, by diving right into the woods!

Image
hayfever ;n;

Image
ivy's all about that grass, if you know what i mean ;)

Image
:o
kitty! :D

Image
cuddling strange kittens in the middle of the woods is always a good idea

Image
:3

Image
oh man
kitties heal mp
thats why so many witches have familiars!

Image
another knife in the road!
Image
and a downward strike is always a good idea

Image
see? i know my stuff, there's treasure here

Image
i get more money from a random box in the woods than i do from mr. odyssey

Image
new enemies! some sassy mushrooms

Image
NO MERCY
kapus slicin' these mushrooms like a professional

Image
we get more money from KILLING MUSHROOMS than i do from mr. odyssey

Image
another soup spoon in the road!
Image
i mean hey, down worked last time, might as well do it again

Image
oh hey, there's butterflies here too
can't escape these bloody things

Image
so uh
THIS is what they do

Image
ivy ive told how many gosh darn jokes so far and a mushroom is the one that makes you laugh

Image
laughter summons jesus, apparently
Image
granting us the ability to put someone in the naughty corner

Image
you can stay there and think about what you've done

Image
i can only put one person at a time in the naughty corner, so if it hits then im in trouble

Image
why is this image so funny to me
Image
"you think this is a motherfucking game?"

Image
No More Jokes™

Image
the mushroom's freed faces look unreasonably creepy

Image
yelsey gets a boost!
maximum kitty!
The Hunger-inn
Image
hi starving im bk

Image
TWO starvings?!
whooooooooooooa

Image
he M U N C H

Image
better have enough for the whole class, young man

Image
w-what

Image
ivy thats not how food works

Image
kapus reveals she went to the Midoriya School of Crying

Image
conveniently right after complaining about hunger, we find an inn
its like they KNOW

Image
ivy and bk get a little... closer ;)

Image
bk REALLY doesnt like eating mushrooms
which is true to life
Image
meanwhile, ivy LOVES them

Image
kapus uses our hard-earned money to get a new sword
Back(track) to the Future!
Image
only now that i get back to the overworld do i realise
Image
i can return to areas and visit the paths i didnt do

Image
SO THATS WHAT IM DOING

Image
this path, instead of having sweet sweet loot, has death

Image
slammin' some shrooms, just like uncle mario taught me

Image
ROUND TWO
FIGHT

Image
FIFTEEN
bk's misaimed shots do a bunch of damage

Image
and kapus ain't messing around either

Image
after the second intersection, we find a chest!
Image
and inside is one (1) sweet
a box roughly the size of a person, containing a single candy

Image
we leave this inn, do a biiiiiig circle, then come back
the innkeeper must be confused

Image
puddi presents! :D

Image
*dancing queen playing in the distance*

Image
the tambourine of friendship! :D

Image
:c

Image
okay, fine you two
now you're back in the same room, happy?

Image
yelsey's lifelong dream to become a leather daddy is approaching

Image
...but he is not the most effective shopper

Image
yall might remember back in episode five i chose the 'hard path' while leaving the 'easy path'
that was bugging me so i figured now would be a good time to clear that up

Image
kapus thats not a potion
thats liquor

Image
Image
CHUG CHUG CHUG

Image
turns out it wasnt posion! yay! :D

Image
this path has a chest! so im glad i went back and checked it out

Image
premium weiner meat™

Image
and now for the third inn of the the even-inn

Image
leaving a trail of pudding everywhere had the innkeepers yelling at bk

Image
watching other people do manual labour makes bk happy! :D

Image
a level four relationship unlocks Concern!
NEXT EPISODE
We delve into the super glowy spot by the bay!

Image

WE'LL BE BACK AFTER THIS COMMERCIAL BREAK ON
BOKU NO TALKHAUS ACADEMIA

...that SOUNDS right, but somethings off
Last edited by Dizzybelle 5 years ago, edited 1 time in total.
ImageImageImage
User avatar
Ivy
Posts: 2387
Joined: 10 years ago
Pronouns: any
Contact:
https://ivy.talkhaus.com/

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Ivy »

Pretty nice how accurate the mushroom tastes are to real life. I love them as well
3DS FC: 2793-0650-7690 | Switch: SW-2766-9108-9399 | Steam: ivysaur1996 (ivy)
User avatar
YelseyKing
Anyone want a banana? :3
Posts: 1402
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: Matt
Location: Oregon

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by YelseyKing »

This is all totally unrealistic.

*I* should've been the one to randomly stop and pet that kitten!
Image
Ayjo and Meya are watching you. Be on your best behavior.

Moists:
Image

The (Talkhaus) Price is Right
On hiatus. It'll return someday.
User avatar
Ivy
Posts: 2387
Joined: 10 years ago
Pronouns: any
Contact:
https://ivy.talkhaus.com/

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Ivy »

They couldn't even insert a model with which to render the kitten. Nor even a two-dimensional photograph! Sad!
3DS FC: 2793-0650-7690 | Switch: SW-2766-9108-9399 | Steam: ivysaur1996 (ivy)
User avatar
Kapus
Master of Hiccup
Posts: 297
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: boogity boo
Pronouns: Vegetable
Location: Up in the clouds
Contact:

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Kapus »

A bronze sword, a tambourine and a bottle of whiskey.

good haul today
User avatar
Dizzybelle
Barrel!
Posts: 1165
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: (◕ v ◕✿)
Pronouns: she/her
Location: *a vague hand gesture in a random direction*

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Dizzybelle »

EPISODE NINE


i gotta stop eating crap food

Cove Crusade!
Image
the closest thing to a water level yet

Image
ooOOOoooh a suuuub maaap
fancy

Image
get in there nice and deep like

Image
new enemies! some floating blue babies

Image
oh no! they know the Midoriya School of Crying secret technique too!

Image
bk doesnt understand emotions

Image
let's TOAST 'EM

Image
Image
get rrRRRROASTED

Image
kapus's abilities are resonating with the banshees!
they're having a cry-off

Image
Image
these things do like 10 damage every hit

Image
there can be only one Queen of Crying!

Image
absorbing the power of tears has awakened new strength in kapus and ivy!

Image
ivy discovers that salt water conducts electricity!


...
and here's where my 3ds tells me 'hey your photo library is full'
despite me deleting all the pictures off my 3ds when im done
because APPARENTLY
if you dont go into the Camera App, the thing decides that all the photos youve deleted are still there and taking up space
GOOD
Cove Crusade MkII!
Image
lets do this again, this time with a memory space of 3000 photos

Image
luckily i could exit before finishing, so i just bailed right after the last battle
that DOES mean i have to do the banshee battle again

Image
as if on cue, here comes the three stooges

Image
ivy channels thor himself!

Image
Image
ZAP!
splash damage!

Image
for some reason as soon as yelsey puts down a trap, they INSTANTLY target him

Image
what i couldnt show after that last attempt at this fight, was i won a cup of tears
deeeeeeelicious

Image
Image
oh noooo which paaaath should i foooollooow
duh of course im choosing the one that leads to treasure

Image
yelsey's been into kapus's 'random floor whiskey' collection

Image
yknow that thing people do to videos
where they just make clips stupidly loud and distorted for no reason and its awful?
ivy managed to do that with his normal voice

Image
so did your heart
this was a riveting exchange and im glad we had it

Image
this time the banshees brought a cloud with them
but yelsey's showin' no mercy

Image
Image
he ate the whole thing
even the wrapper

Image
aint got time to cry!

Image
kapus is going full force!
show off boosted special skill!

Image
A S C E N D

Image
DAMN
thats some serious damage

Image
tough boy tough boy~♫
Image
and a rare drop! sweet!

Image
bk where are you getting all of this confetti

Image
for rescuing 50 people, jesus pops in to tell us we can legally carry more sprinkles now
the Sprinkle Union has very strict laws regarding these things

Image
Image
leather club's two blocks down

Image
Image
ivy puts on some sweet pyjamas
Fabulous Prizes!
Image
and now for our well deserved rewards~

Image
it uh, looked a lot bigger on the map

Image
i get more money in a box in a damp dingy cave than i do from mr. odyssey

Image
OH A SECOND ONE
and THIS looks more like it

Image
god dammit i just bought ivy new clothes

Image
well at least he looks like an idiot now
thats always a bonus

Image
we duck back into the inn real quick and yelsey grabs a brand new knife
Rightward Bound!
Image
now that we've grabbed the sick loot™ from the north, we have to go back and do the same beginning section again

Image
Image

Image
you have a broom and i have a frying pan
neither of us are the sharpest combatants here

Image
:o
he DOES care! :D

Image
a quick mid-battle cuddle and we're back in business

Image
its always kapus who gets the last hit

Image
yelsey leveled up and can now break the law! yay!

Image
Image
oh no im gonna have to come up with something arent i

Image
this stupid cheesy bullshit took me like half an hour to decide on
orz

Image
"whoa! thats SO lame!"

Image
kapus no
thats how we get killed

Image
LOOK WHAT YOU DID
you summoned a shitload of fuckin' lima beans

Image
its crime time!
(the speech bubble says 'Need more MP sweets' which i assure you is not the case)

Image
where the heck were these things keeping that

Image
Image
SMITE THEM WITH HEAVENLY FURY

Image
im glad yelsey's here to stop bk's stupidity from getting himself killed

Image
Image
saved by the :3

Image
yelsey just TEARS these things apart
his show off boosted attack deals so much damage

Image
ivy and kapus level up!
Image
and kapus learns how to be a human punching bag

Image
oh geez MORE enemies
this place is just crawling with them

Image
multitarget supremacy!

Image
Image



Image
Image
even deadly monsters cannot interrupt snacktime

Image
wait what

Image
IS THIS REALLY THE TIME, GUYS?

Image
you're gonna dissolve your little slime friend!

Image
Image
2kool4skool

Image
kapus goes bowling

Image
kapus no its going to kill you
Image
god dammit

Image
Image

Image
eeeeew
i HATE banana fritters
theyre gross soft fried bananas

Image
finally out of this hellhole
Innflux of Equipment!
Image
ivy those clothes look really dumb

Image
are you goblet?

Image
teamwork makes the dreamworks pictures

Image
Image
professional pudding! :D

Image
Image
this is a bad joke

Image
meanwhile, ivy and kapus have a nap
...on the floor
what kind of an inn doesnt even have beds
NEXT EPISODE
We finish the Moist Cavern or whatever this place was called and continue on our way!

Image

TO BE CONTINUED ON
TALKSUBA: GOD'S BLESSING ON THIS WONDERFUL HAUS

...the closest one yet
Last edited by Dizzybelle 5 years ago, edited 2 times in total.
ImageImageImage
User avatar
Picochilla
The eternal Cuddles
Posts: 482
Joined: 11 years ago
Location: German-Thingy

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Picochilla »

Why is this Episode so similar with Sponge Mario?
100% Approved!
Image
Patooties are Talkhaus' best thing!
So... I just put in my Youtube-Channel
User avatar
Bean
Yep.
Posts: 4581
Joined: 14 years ago

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Bean »

Starting to regret not buying this game, but it was either this or Sonic Mania, so yeah.
User avatar
Katazuki
wawa
Posts: 764
Joined: 10 years ago
Pronouns: whomst
Location: ...Where am I?

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Katazuki »

Don't regret. The main fun to have with this game is when a) you're playing it blind or b) you have people to share your silly moments with.
Image

Who has the most?
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
Ivy
Posts: 2387
Joined: 10 years ago
Pronouns: any
Contact:
https://ivy.talkhaus.com/

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Ivy »

bkamakaze wrote: 6 years ago Image
this is a bad joke
lmfao

I know that feel when trying to come up with a catchphrase.
3DS FC: 2793-0650-7690 | Switch: SW-2766-9108-9399 | Steam: ivysaur1996 (ivy)
User avatar
Kapus
Master of Hiccup
Posts: 297
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: boogity boo
Pronouns: Vegetable
Location: Up in the clouds
Contact:

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Kapus »

bkamakaze wrote: 6 years ago Image
i've had it with these goddamn banshees already


Also is ivy going to get an outfit that doesn't look like horribly mismatched pajamas at any point?
User avatar
Ivy
Posts: 2387
Joined: 10 years ago
Pronouns: any
Contact:
https://ivy.talkhaus.com/

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Ivy »

I like the clown outfit but yeah the color scheme is not the greatest. What happened to traditional clown white + red?

e: DAMN it's because my mii's color is lime green. Nothing matches with friccing lime green
3DS FC: 2793-0650-7690 | Switch: SW-2766-9108-9399 | Steam: ivysaur1996 (ivy)
User avatar
Dizzybelle
Barrel!
Posts: 1165
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: (◕ v ◕✿)
Pronouns: she/her
Location: *a vague hand gesture in a random direction*

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Dizzybelle »

EPISODE TEN


double digits woo

Knock Knock!
Image
now that we've scuba'd our hearts out, lets blow this popsicle stand

Image
this uh, looks like a back entrance
i should probably try knocking on the front door before breaking in

Image
so lets check in with that mii on the world map
note: i didnt bother changing the mii until now, so they may look a LITTLE different in the cutscene

Image
well well well, look who we have here

Image
why is the town greenhorne so far away from the castle greenhorne

Image
'no nerds allowed'

Image
rude

Image
- 3 -

Image
well that was interesting
Castle Crashers!
Image
if you jerks wont let me in the front, imma go around the back

Image
this is becoming bk's catchphrase

Image
the heck are you doing here
didn't let you in either, eh?

Image
man thats just mean
im doing my best out here

Image
what's in your bag of tricks this time, raocow?

Image
oh geez
were you just keeping Minna's face in those greasy sleeves of yours?
gross

Image
do... do you not know what a castle looks like?

Image
hey man if i were king id just lay around all day too

Image
is it a present? :o

Image
one letter away from recreating legend of zelda

Image
we've got a fight on our hands! and minna brought some of grandma's special jam with her

Image
Image
yelsey just kicks things off with a swiping slash, taking out a jelly

Image
Image
ivy smites two more with the power of Thor

Image
and bk takes out the last one with... well... a less impressive attack than the last two

Image
i didnt know you were a priest

Image
i see that love heart
you cant slip it past me, game

Image
bk you're so fucking gay oh my god

Image
time for minna's revenge!

Image
Image
a two-pronged attack with a three-pronged trident!

Image
prepare for the raw power of a pudding in love!

Image
Image
holy FUCK
now THAT's what i call damage (vol. 40)

Image
Image
kapus ascends to the heavens

Image
wait this buff lasts for more than one attack?
holy moly thats powerful

Image
AND a show off boost?!
i feel bad for minna at this point

Image
Image

Image
yeah after that nuke of an attack, im not surprised she went down

Image
three way level up!

Image
ivy can now give mandatory naptimes
Image
and we find a slice of cake
a good representation of this fight

Image
why is there an inn up here
Visiting Grandma!
Image
now that minna's roughly 30% less demonic, we should probably go visit

Image
how do you make that sound anyway

Image
grinnin' grannies

Image
well its more front than back

Image
are larks known for being happy?
Image
looks pretty cranky if you ask me

Image
please dont take your dentures out or im calling the police

Image
that looks like a terrible bowl
how the heck do you hold it
its a spill waiting to happen

Image
and you dont know whatcha got 'til its gone~♫

Image
and so she return to training for the 'face olympics'
Wood You Kindly?
Image
im gonna be honest
i completely forgot i was midway through doing these forest levels

Image
ivy dont jinx things
thats the kinda thing people say right before dying

Image
our first mission is nearly complete!

Image
wishful thinking
the last ones kicked my butt something FIERCE

Image
IVY DONT JINX THINGS
Image
YOU LITTLE SHIT

Image
EVEN THE GAME KNOWS

Image
there he is! bean boy!

Image
pfft
okay thats just goofy looking

Image
beans and mushrooms? honey we got a STEW goin'

Image
Image
just gotta FRY 'em first!

Image
nice and crispy!

Image
Image
oh hey he does like, no damage
bean you're a terrible mouse

Image
and lastly, you gotta heat the stew up

Image
Image
i dont even like mushroom stew

Image
i DO, however, like cheese :3

Image
there we go, all faces returned to their rightful owners!

Image
ivy and kapus become aquainted, and pull a pair of VERY suspicious faces

Image
bk, as self-declared party leader, snags the cheese

Image
ivy downs the cake from earlier, and loves every second of it

Image
both ivy and yelsey collectively decide that grandma minna's stew tastes like armpits
i think she was trying to poison us

...kapus ate all the mushrooms off camera
Final Check-In!
Image
now that the final face is on its way home, we should probably call in

Image
Image
i aint gonna ask why bean's wearing a dress
thats his business

Image
now sturg doesnt have to feel like he's kissing a giant egg!

Image
darn tootin'

Image
heck yeah, game tickets

Image
Image
well im happy that you lot are happy, i guess
wait dont do that here
jesus what is that
oh... oh god...
its everywhere

Image
Mayor Meta i have a complaint

Image
how have you not noticed
isnt it your job to notice these things

Image
now you dont have to listen to all the faceless crying as these pale specters soundlessly sob in the night
pounding on your window, begging you to release them from this unending torment

Image
well more he was loitering around it

Image
i aint saving your ass again if you go and get yourself cursed

Image
Image
Image
"why is it always my job, dangit"

Image
its just a three page long excerpt of his 'toenail clipping diary'

Image
hopefully it creeps out Mikkofier long enough to get me through the gate
NEXT EPISODE
We bust down the door to the castle, hoping to catch Dark Lord raocow before he does anything naughty!

Image

DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, COMMENT, SUBSCRIBE, SHARE ON MYSPACE, CARVE THE URL INTO A MONOLITH, RETWEET AND DOWNLOAD THE HTML
HERE ON
TALKHAUS LIVE! SUNSHINE!!

...wait
Last edited by Dizzybelle 5 years ago, edited 1 time in total.
ImageImageImage
User avatar
Bean
Yep.
Posts: 4581
Joined: 14 years ago

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Bean »

I mean, if it's a game of cat (Yelsey) and mouse, of course I'm going to lose.
Mikkofier
What about Ron magic?
Posts: 699
Joined: 11 years ago
First name: Mikko J. Fuzzygrumbles
Pronouns: he/him/his
Location: Lots of miles from Vietnam
Contact:

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Mikkofier »

Give me a position with any kind of authority and I turn into a real smug jerk.
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
Context-free Supper Mario Broth Roulette! NOTE: Potential Jumpscare warning!
Image
Avatar source (for most of them).
Image
User avatar
Minnakht
Green eyed monster
Posts: 167
Joined: 11 years ago
Location: Poland

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Minnakht »

It's a continuation of the traditional family recipe! I'll have you know my dad used to garnish his soup with razors. I wanted to make something with more bite to it, though, soup's rather thin.
Image
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
Coryman
The road to nowhere leads to me
Posts: 420
Joined: 8 years ago
First name: Cory
Pronouns: he/him/his
Location: Canada

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Coryman »

Let's just all take a moment to be thankful that Sturg's face was never put on any monsters
raocow wrote: In a world where shag carpeting wins a fight against a helicopter, we spend a lot of time reading and comparing numbers.
InsaneIntentions1
Skeleton
Posts: 567
Joined: 14 years ago
First name: Newsome
Location: The catacombs
Contact:

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by InsaneIntentions1 »

Poor beany.
That crazy voice dude
Image
Image
Image
User avatar
Bean
Yep.
Posts: 4581
Joined: 14 years ago

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Bean »

InsaneIntentions1 wrote: 6 years ago Poor beany.
Yeah. Green just ain't my color.
User avatar
Ivy
Posts: 2387
Joined: 10 years ago
Pronouns: any
Contact:
https://ivy.talkhaus.com/

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Ivy »

Image
bk's invisible :> nose turns into a dimple when he's determined, and I find that adorable
3DS FC: 2793-0650-7690 | Switch: SW-2766-9108-9399 | Steam: ivysaur1996 (ivy)
User avatar
Kapus
Master of Hiccup
Posts: 297
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: boogity boo
Pronouns: Vegetable
Location: Up in the clouds
Contact:

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Kapus »

bk and yelsey sitting in a tree
User avatar
YelseyKing
Anyone want a banana? :3
Posts: 1402
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: Matt
Location: Oregon

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by YelseyKing »

Kapus wrote: 6 years ago bk and yelsey sitting in a tree
Image
Image
Ayjo and Meya are watching you. Be on your best behavior.

Moists:
Image

The (Talkhaus) Price is Right
On hiatus. It'll return someday.
User avatar
Dizzybelle
Barrel!
Posts: 1165
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: (◕ v ◕✿)
Pronouns: she/her
Location: *a vague hand gesture in a random direction*

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Dizzybelle »

EPISODE ELEVEN


cheese toasties

Open the Castle, Stop Having It Be Closed!
Image
with meta's saucy fanfictions in hand, lets show mikko how it's done

Image
are you reading these off a teleprompter

Image
i cahnt i simply cahnt

Image
please dont read it out loud
this is a game for children

Image
yaaaaay bureaucracy

Image
now lets explore this castle!

Image
arent... arent we IN the castle?

Image
Volume 5

Image
nah man, check the bakery
thats usually where kings are

Image
i mean
yelsey is TECHNICALLY a king

Image
another split path!
Image
...what kinda choice is that of course im taking free tickets

Image
Image
oh man truthful advertising

Image
wait why are you losers here

Image
Image
tears conduct electricity, fuckers

Image
this image basically shows my entire life

Image
even the faceless ghost is sick of my shit

Image
even more monsters
what is mikko even doing if shitloads of monsters are ALREADY INSIDE the castle

Image
WAAAA

Image
these inns just fall from the heavens or something whenever we go anywhere
The House Always Winns
Image
*various snoring pudding sounds*

Image
FANCY? i aint got that kinda money

Image
i bet it was zyg

Image
wow yelsey you backed down super fast

Image
OKAY ITS GAMBLING TIME

Image
Our prizes:
Fanciness
A bad emote that Pyro refuses to remove
Being responsible with money
and one (1) banana

Image
Spin #1 - Experience!
Image
thats uh
not a lot

Image
Spin #2 - Fashion!
Image
get a load of this cutie

Image
Spin #3 - Adventure!
Image
ive been curious about what this result actually DOES

Image
oh we get to have a 'sweet vacay'

Image
Image
and we earn a new skill!

Image
Spin #4 - More Adventure!
Image
Image
this time ill let kapus and ivy take some time off

then i realised 'hey maybe i should save the rest of these tickets until next inn so i dont waste them on the same prizes

Image
oh yeah and ivy got a new stick i guess
Switching It Up!
Image
gotta go to all the places, yo

Image
owo

Image
then bop it

Image
"what have i done?!"

Image
oh hey now we can go grab that loot
nice

Image
the hell are these entry-level goons doing here
go back to the tutorial areas

Image
kapus slices them clean in two
she's got no time for WEAKLINGS
*flexing sounds*

Image
i hope mikko loses his job theres so many damn monsters here

Image
more blood for the blood queen

Image
back to the same inn

Image
but this time we get new prizes!
Image
Some rags
The same bad emote
Fancy™ holidays
and one (1) sweet

Image
Image
we won some trash!
i forgot to take a picture of it but it was just a shabby looking version of bk's previous outfit
with much worse stats (like, 12 defense)
Treasure the Moment!
Image
for some reason the previous images didnt save, but it was just an uneventful walk up to the chest on the map

Image
MORE CLOTHES FOR BK
WHAT THE HELL MAN

Image
apparently wrapping yourself in random newspaper is stronger than actual fabric

Image
oh noooooo not enemiiiiies
whatever shall i dooooo

Image
now i really am a crazy homeless guy
no idea where he is, wielding kitchen equipment and wearing newspaper

Image
you're lucky it does extra damage bk, or you'd be on thin ice

Image
Image
speaking of ice, ivy's lookin' ice cold out here

Image
"look look! i committed murder! :D"

Image
come to think of it why was that giant chest full of newspaper

Image
Image
one last spin!

Image
Image
oh yaaaaaaaaay a bananaaaaaa
Gourmet Gifts!
Image
time to find out who this weirdo on the world map is

Image
...apparently theyre just a bunch of GOONS

Image
yelsey can sweep through 'em, no problem

Image
softer, cuddlier, better, stronger

Image
does nobody clean this place theres green spooge everywhere

Image
supportive pudding!

Image
hard to tell here due to my shoddy camera work, but yelsey's attack hit twice instead of once

Image
and kapus comes in to wipe out the remainder, as usual
kapus gets all the final blows for some reason

Image
rare jelly :o

Image
who the hell is this idiot

Image
whoever they are they are i couldnt edit them until AFTER id finished this cutscene
and by then i couldnt re-do it :/

Image
mate thats a slice of cake not a bouquet

Image
he monologued for a while
im saving you the hassle of like 3 speech bubbles

Image
wow what a crap and not-someone-i-want-in-this name

Image
he must be a nightmare to eat dinner with

Image
Image
TRIPLE CHEESECAKE COMBO

Image
and then he vanished and never appeared in the thread ever again
because he lost his job, title and livelyhood to someone yet to be named
NEXT EPISODE
We hang out inn the inn and then head to the castle proper!

Image

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY ON
TALKHAUS DROPOUT!

...not right
Last edited by Dizzybelle 5 years ago, edited 1 time in total.
ImageImageImage
User avatar
Learning-Timebuster
avatar courtesy of kitet
Posts: 579
Joined: 10 years ago
First name: Luka
Pronouns: xe or she
Location: Netherville
Contact:

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Learning-Timebuster »

oh this is a thing now

if theres a vacancy heres me
Attachments
DG4Ae1vU0AA5E8p.jpg large.jpg
DG4Ae1vU0AA5E8p.jpg large.jpg (18.44 KiB) Viewed 5539 times
"i like bugs"
Image
Image
Image
t
Mikkofier
What about Ron magic?
Posts: 699
Joined: 11 years ago
First name: Mikko J. Fuzzygrumbles
Pronouns: he/him/his
Location: Lots of miles from Vietnam
Contact:

Re: TALKTOPIA - An Island-less RPG (sign-ups welcome!)

Post by Mikkofier »

Look, it's not my problem that the king's too cheap to hire more than one guard. If monsters slip in while I'm on my fifth lunch break of the day, that's their problem, not mine!
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
Context-free Supper Mario Broth Roulette! NOTE: Potential Jumpscare warning!
Image
Avatar source (for most of them).
Image
Post Reply