Talkhaugotchi Life III - The Reckoning

[Mikkofier]

Wait, I thought I gave my birthday?

[Telamon]

Holy crap, I understood the reference from the musical this time! Insert that one gif!

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 121

let me tell you something, one to one
...that was the joke i did not actually have something to tell you i am sorry for misleading you

naehcain a mhu a rar

originally the translation came up as နေ့စဉ် အမှုအရာ but to me thats a bunch of squares so i dunno if it'd work for people

happy daybirth mikko! :D

cats vs birds

neither of them even acknowledge the child's presence

nap's secret: the soup was in the cup all along!

its a dog love dog love triangle world

truly a man's best friend

platinum sells for a lot, so surely holo would be into that
thats literally the extent of my spice and wolf knowledge
like, i know money's involved in some fashion so i keep making money jokes

platinum read once that if you dont make eye contact with furries, they cant see you

that information was completely false however, but holo was insulted enough that the date crashed and burned

the news

how big are miis, typically?
like, do they have a canon size?

:o
thats todaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
whooooooooooooooooooa

i had to

sounds accurate to most of the people on this site
dicking around instead of sleeping

he may be tiny, but his farts have the volume of a fighter jet

hey now, we dont need to hear about sedron's teeny weenie
thats private

sedron's mii is actually one of the largest on the island so its weird he was chosen for this

all hellspawn pay close attention to the news

wolfy's excited because this means the portal to the eldrich realm is opening
miniture monstrosities invading our world, just as the fortune predicted

[No Lynch]

Miis are canonically pretty small in Tomodachi. They're small enough to end up stuck in pickle jars and used as bookmarks when flattened, at the very least.

[Mikkofier]

oh, right, time zones. should've known

[Duvi0]

I suppose this is Naps's daily routine.

[Dizzybelle]

sorry guys, but im gonna have to go on a short hiatus for a bit, this college trimester is coming to a close and ive got a bunch of projects that needs finishing, and not a whole lot of time to do them in. so im gonna have to put this on hold for a little while, sorry :c

[Coryman]

What?! Education?! How dare you.

Seriously though, it's fine. I mean, it's not like we're paying for this or anything... *throws out bills*

[Ivy]

us in the northern hemisphere are approaching the beginning of another extra fun school season!

[Bean]

Get educated, dude!

[zmonbobbo]

We're along for the ride, dude. No need to apologize, now or in the future. You're providing the free entertainment and we're consuming it :)

[pholtos]

College is important, do not shirk it. :3

[Skykitpawstar]

In all honesty, that sausage proposal would've worked perfectly on me.

[GlitchedGhost]

Good luck with college BK! We know you can do it!

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 122

Now lets see if I remember how to be funny

ежедневни неща

a friendship becomes awkward when pichu brings up the calamari she had for dinner last night

duvi eats cake

cats and birds™

mikko's "Military Conscription" book was really just a mislabled version of "Ultimate Wingman: The Novel"

i think someone tried this combo before
and cats made off with quarky's wallet

lets see if he bought a new one yet

this is the only music that plays at the park

having bald men watch you while you eat is a common occurrence

turns out the only thing in quark's wallet was a self-written note that said "i hope my date goes well! :D"
and cats thought that was adorable

SUCCESS

the news

who let these miis have a space program
that in itself is a disaster

sorry to break it to ya, fellas, but its been done

only our team of intrepid space explorers could manage to screw up something that simple

space diarrhea

who are the 'experts of pre-space based disaster investigations'

;)

so he robbed a government funded, incredibly important space expedition

we now go live to our resident soup monitoring expert

science has failed us

97% man, :3% poring

its still baffling to me that pholtos managed to have a normal looking child

and by 'explore' they mean 'eternally stand in line by the dock'

i mean, look at that!
thats a decent looking child!
how was pholtos even involved

[wiener joke]

beaches are full of friends! :D

i was expecting his face to mutate over time, but look
he... looks exactly like Hatkid
what

the lightning round

and the pokemon professors said pichus couldnt breed! HA

oh god whats wrong with his faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

short for MAXIMUM FACE

i'd like to point out that this sequence took place before i took my break

which means...
as soon as i got back, this happened!

his face managed to get weirder as he aged
...in the span of like, 5 minutes

pichu and max dont approve of zeus's new 'punk demon' faze

they try and use him to enact a cheap scam against quark

baby's first shitpost

his face is like, 80% free real estate

[pholtos]

I think I'm part ditto or something.

[TheFinalSentinel]

It's back.

[pholtos]

It's back.

Rita on the island when

[Bean]

Glad to see this back again. Good job with the schoolin', BK. Hopefully anyway!

[TheFinalSentinel]

It's back.

Rita on the island when

I second this.

[Duvi0]

Me eating cake is newsworthy because BK had poisoned it beforehand.

Wasn't the Taser Saga enough, BK? You just HAD to become my supervillain

[Lunikyuu]

:​o

[Dizzybelle]

well looks like we're gonna have to seal rita back under for another 10000 years
im visiting my parents for two weeks, and i cant upload things from here
so yaaaaaay i bring something back and then IMMEDIATELY have to put it on hold again
im so bad at things im sorry guys ;n;

[Minnakht]

Hey, it's not your fault. Take your time, it's fine.

[Zephyr_DragonLord]

It's fine. Take it easy. We are not going to judge you for this at all. I'll be waiting patiently, anyways.