Talkhaugotchi Life III - The Reckoning

[TheFinalSentinel]

Weren't my mii and Demo together for like half of last season?

Dang, almost had the runback.

[Mata Hari]

Wait, wasn't Demo in a relationship before she started dating Tangeruse?

What i wanna know is, who is Tangeruse

Isn't it a Skrillex song? 'Shout to all my lost boys, sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shout to all my lost boys, tangeruse'? I think that's what it is

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 88

the king is dead, long live the king

毎日の事

i cant wait for someone to come and stab my eyes for using google translate with japanese

"hey kid you wanna make a... contract?"

their 'fortress of solitude' is a little lackluster

sorel is a butt
he tried to take my teddy >:c

raocow tries to convince clay to increase his dental hygiene

the news

( O)

good thing wolfy doesnt have eyes

im like 70% sure we've already had the toaster story but i like it so nyah

pyro is very excited to be near a heating implement

muuuuuuuuuuuuffins!

i mean, arent english muffins designed to be used in a toaster?
(granted, as far as muffins go, theyre the shittest possible)

SURPRISE

the pop is the sound of the toaster being warped into another dimension

zmon keeps getting teleported around
it might have something to do with the toasters

GOOD NEWS KIDDO

come on and slamon

every time i try to lose this phone, it just reappears in my pocket
help

god dangit guys
is it so hard to wrap it

god its whole face is just one block

you think these two would've learnt by now


roughly 6 minutes later

[Telamon]

I swear the game must be programmed to only let funny-looking people breed.

[july]

I swear the game must be programmed to only let funny-looking people breed.

who you callin' funny-lookin'

[tangy]

oh lordy

[Telamon]

I swear the game must be programmed to only let funny-looking people breed.

who you callin' funny-lookin'

ur face

[GlitchedGhost]

Talkhaugotchi Island is destined to send out weird looking kids into the world

[TheFinalSentinel]

raocow tries to convince clay to increase his dental hygiene

Back off! I only forgot to brush that one night!

god its whole face is just one block

The future Tetris world champion, everybody.

[july]

I swear the game must be programmed to only let funny-looking people breed.

who you callin' funny-lookin'

ur face

oh okay that's fair

[Telamon]

oh okay that's fair

to be fair, i was making fun of elgadika, i dunno who you are...

[july]

oh okay that's fair

to be fair, i was making fun of elgadika, i dunno who you are...

I'm totally, absolutely, definitely someone else. Definitely not the same person, definitely.

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 89

oh man tim tams
value pack was on special so now im neck deep in chocolate biscuits

cose quotidiane

im not sure how naps's room is always travelling at high speed through the countryside

raocow's not the best at cooking

THE PACT IS SEALED

blivseys sick of these squids and/or kids

accutely aware of his own existance

peachy keen

platty wants that sweet sweet electric rodent booty

:3

he shoved his face in boiling hot coffee to do this

INTERCEPTED

quark wants in on this lunacy

unfortunately, choop was late for her nightly shitposting run
and doesnt have time for romance

the news

he'll phil you up with joy

hearts are overrated
all of you weirdos with your internal organs

this is so unrealistic
flowers dont grow on trees, silly!

some of these names are weird when you split them up into first and last names

it ruined the wedding

128's determined to be the next to marry

hehehe
heeh
heh
'duty'

we found duvi rummaging through the trash

thats illegal and you know it

[Duvi0]

I set up a strawpoll on where I've been for the past 3 or so weeks. You guys should vote on which becomes canon.

[Tenlade]

first he takes the NES then says my diplomas in seashell and marine fossil biology are terrible. The nerve of him.

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 90

had a really all over the place sleep last night, as people on discord can probably attest to

probably wont be an update tomorrow, and possibly not the day after
ive got a busy couple of days coming up

rudaí laethúla

pholtos sneaks up behind pichu and tenlade
they're gonna be SO SURPRISED in about 16 hours

there was no one on there
duvi was just enjoying the pretty horses

i beat up a magical girl

"someone wrote gullible on the celing"
all four of them are still looking for it

the news

its choop oclock

beware its mystical charms!

he was crawling along
and yet still faster than pholtos

i think every seagull on the island is stuck inside glitch's room
she's been hoarding them

the weather being pop-punk with some folk undertones

the doctor is in

yeah! how dare those crabs exist!

finding a pardner

thats a cowboy word right
bean's been having some issues with love lately

maybe ms. bojis can win his heart?

unfortunately
bean kept his mask on
so rus didnt recognize him

he';s been foiled by this every time, but he's yet to figure out the common factor

"what am i"

MUSICAL NUMBER #5.6 #9

[Minnakht]

While the lyrics aren't representative and just lyrics which happened to be in the song, the jump is legit. Superhero things

[Duvi0]

Getting zapped 11 times by JSK kind of fried my brain a little.

Oh, BK only chose to show two of those.

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 91

fairly big update, had like 3 days to play so yknow
also something about sleep

hal sehari-hari

sturg tries out work as a water nymph, but the housing on the island is terrible

platinum has something against albinos, apparently

minna's playing this, on pholtos's request

for some reason their kid hasnt moved out yet
its been a few days longer than usual

"im gonna clean your clock!"

a mixup at the supermarket meant that hoeloe's strawberries weren't exactly "organic"

in his dreams

LHB's gotten his shit together
stopped napping all the time, and he's got a job (wish i could say the same for me ;n;)
so he's ready for romance this time

real talk though those cat outfits in this game look super cozy

"i love you from my head tomatoes"

O.O

professor zmon takes his civil war classes very seriously

maintain eye contact

INTERCEPTED

THE SQUEEG

two emoticon faces or someone from the past

not even a tomato could sway her from blivsey

ive gotta do this

the news

the graveyard shift

it was the left side

the monthly "Wotaharu Memorial Karaoke Competition"

me too

she was singing this

im pretty sure he's standing in that image

Dawn came second before returning to Sinnoh

same

the feds are on to us!

but they're still not sure how cameras work

getting it (sedr)on

old man 8flight's lookin' out for his fellow shitposter

oh geez
im so sorry cats

cats is trying very hard not to look sedron in the eyes

TRYING VERY HARD

a crisis averted

a match made in lunalua

pyro's fully succumb to zyglrox's manly charms

the ferris wheel is a forced cutscene, so zyggy cant skip it

theres only so much i can say for frames that just say YEAH

hoeloe's hiding under the seat

zyg's ass gives off a wifi signal
and its strongest inside metal containers

"nya?"

in holy smbximony

the real reason pyro and zyg are the leaders of discord

R I S E

♥

nobody invites me anymore ;n;

if you crouch on top of the wedding cake you can clip through to the next boss fight

[InsaneIntentions1]

My teleporting abilities have been compromised!

[Skykitpawstar]

hhHA I AM THE WEAPON ONCE MORE!!!
also I feel like I should update my mii

[Dizzybelle]

DAY 92

also I feel like I should update my mii

Oh yeah, if anyone wants me to edit their mii, let me know.
(i can change anything but gender/orientation, because Nintendo)

kwa ihe

jam session

i dont think thats how that works

raocow's been on that for three weeks

the news

banana's are always up with the latest news

i cant believe we're omeletting them do this

i dont really like omelettes
this has been fun fact time with bk

all of our gyms are just portals to an endless field dimension
im pretty sure there's sharks there

pichu accidentally creates another phenomenon by shitposting

i mean, omelette's arent exactly the most "balance intensive foods"

dont eat it though
they're all heavily laced with cyanide

good name

there's no comedy here
never has been
this is a serious thread for serious people

the longest whirlwind

a romance that started with a bang, has run out of steam

oh geez the cafe
thats never a good sign
mainly because all the food there has big writing on it that says "MISTAKE"

naps you started this
enjl's just kinda gone along for the ride

enjl IMMEDIATELY went on holiday to hawaii

dreamed a dream

the sleepiest :3
i wonder what he's dreaming about?

*cue that one wobbly dream effect thats in every tv show ever*

even the dreamscape isnt safe from the super pholtos power hour
















he seems to be having fun

begone!

its time for zachary to leave the island
he sure does have his fathers...
face

farewell salmon 2.0beta

salmon is the daddest

another contender for the salmloe shitting leaderboards

gotta practise my stabbing
haHAH
haHAH

[Telamon]

Have you ever considered that Miis might actually be birds? That would spawn so many broods so quickly. Also why Glitched is so popular on the island.

[pholtos]

Imma catch you... someday... nyoo... -ω-

[Duvi0]

pholtos gets 90 images a day, dude

the power hour never ends