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Terrible poetry thread

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Sorry, I'm dead.

It's all in what you see

He was good at using his Manly head

The dogs, they dance with rabid glee
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There once lay a lamb in a bed
A butt booping fetish it had
Out came a gif
Or was it called jif?
This limerick's stupidly bad

There once was a Hamster named Zerg
His avatar's some piece of work
He got the award
The world fell apart
This limerick's author's a jerk


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oopspoo
you broke iti ekorb uoy
i triedeirt i
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indigo
maple
song
orange
freak
red
electric
super
hashtag
yellow
oblong
umbrella
canteen
apricot
never
slow
under
cop
kid
maroon
yak
net
ulcer
tie
sick
Why don't you eat me?

I am perfectly tasty...

AND I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL! :twisted:

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guys


		i think truhan


secretly


					likes horikawa
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Hold on, let me fix that for you.
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Well, now that you confessed that it needs further changing.
Truhan wrote:Hold on, let me fix that for you.
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roses are red
violets are blue
im schizophrenic
and so am i
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roses are red
violets are blue
here, have a cheesecake!
you can eat it if you want
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hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's


hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's


hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's


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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have no girlfriend
And therefore, noone to give them to.
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There once was a man from Japan
Who lived his whole life in Japan
He never left home
Cause it was his home
And his home happened to be in Japan

(I wrote this on the spot, I'm pretty proud)
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I'm tired
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Here's one from my fridge

the thousand elaborate diamonds of spring
boil into summer
a rose is a gorgeous petal sausage
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alas, for what the frigid summer sun
tries to sprout, thanks to them, it has no luck
freeze that plasma orb, and thus, the job is done
you can't reheat a star you piece of fuck
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Penis rights the wrong, but not in a thong
That crazy voice dude
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Re: Terrible poetry thread

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Seven devils, Seven lies,
Seven serpents, seven eyes.
Seven dead men, Seventh hell,
Seven falling, seven fell.
Seven rotting, ancient bones,
Seven shadows in your home,
Seven verses in a poem.

Don't know if it's too terrible, but 2edgy for sure.

I wanted to try and write something that stuck to a super strict guideline. This poem has seven lines, seven syllables in each line, and is all rhyme-y.

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