Terrible poetry thread
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
Sorry, I'm dead.
It's all in what you see
He was good at using his Manly head
The dogs, they dance with rabid glee
It's all in what you see
He was good at using his Manly head
The dogs, they dance with rabid glee
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
There once lay a lamb in a bed
A butt booping fetish it had
Out came a gif
Or was it called jif?
This limerick's stupidly bad
There once was a Hamster named Zerg
His avatar's some piece of work
He got the award
The world fell apart
This limerick's author's a jerk
Thank you, thank you. I'll sign autographs tomorrow between 3 and 4.
A butt booping fetish it had
Out came a gif
Or was it called jif?
This limerick's stupidly bad
There once was a Hamster named Zerg
His avatar's some piece of work
He got the award
The world fell apart
This limerick's author's a jerk
Thank you, thank you. I'll sign autographs tomorrow between 3 and 4.
You're awesome.
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
oopspoo
you broke iti ekorb uoy
i triedeirt i
you broke iti ekorb uoy
i triedeirt i
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
indigo
maple
song
orange
freak
red
electric
super
hashtag
yellow
oblong
umbrella
canteen
apricot
never
slow
under
cop
kid
maroon
yak
net
ulcer
tie
sick
maple
song
orange
freak
red
electric
super
hashtag
yellow
oblong
umbrella
canteen
apricot
never
slow
under
cop
kid
maroon
yak
net
ulcer
tie
sick
Why don't you eat me?
I am perfectly tasty...
AND I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL!
I am perfectly tasty...
AND I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL!
Re: Terrible poetry thread
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guys
i think truhan
secretly
likes horikawa
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
Hold on, let me fix that for you.
tangeruse wrote:Code: Select all
guys i think truhan secretly has no friends
Girls are a hoax created by the Japanese anime industry to scam otaku out of their money.
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
Well, now that you confessed that it needs further changing.
Truhan wrote:Hold on, let me fix that for you.
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guys i think truhan openly has no friends
You're awesome.
Re: Terrible poetry thread
roses are red
violets are blue
im schizophrenic
and so am i
violets are blue
im schizophrenic
and so am i
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
roses are red
violets are blue
here, have a cheesecake!
you can eat it if you want
violets are blue
here, have a cheesecake!
you can eat it if you want
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's
hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's
hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's
...
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's
hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's
hey here's a poem
roses are red
violets are blue
i have alzheimer's
...
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have no girlfriend
And therefore, noone to give them to.
Violets are blue
I have no girlfriend
And therefore, noone to give them to.
Girls are a hoax created by the Japanese anime industry to scam otaku out of their money.
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
There once was a man from Japan
Who lived his whole life in Japan
He never left home
Cause it was his home
And his home happened to be in Japan
(I wrote this on the spot, I'm pretty proud)
Who lived his whole life in Japan
He never left home
Cause it was his home
And his home happened to be in Japan
(I wrote this on the spot, I'm pretty proud)
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
Here's one from my fridge
the thousand elaborate diamonds of spring
boil into summer
a rose is a gorgeous petal sausage
the thousand elaborate diamonds of spring
boil into summer
a rose is a gorgeous petal sausage
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
alas, for what the frigid summer sun
tries to sprout, thanks to them, it has no luck
freeze that plasma orb, and thus, the job is done
you can't reheat a star you piece of fuck
tries to sprout, thanks to them, it has no luck
freeze that plasma orb, and thus, the job is done
you can't reheat a star you piece of fuck
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Re: Terrible poetry thread
Seven devils, Seven lies,
Seven serpents, seven eyes.
Seven dead men, Seventh hell,
Seven falling, seven fell.
Seven rotting, ancient bones,
Seven shadows in your home,
Seven verses in a poem.
Don't know if it's too terrible, but 2edgy for sure.
Seven serpents, seven eyes.
Seven dead men, Seventh hell,
Seven falling, seven fell.
Seven rotting, ancient bones,
Seven shadows in your home,
Seven verses in a poem.
Don't know if it's too terrible, but 2edgy for sure.
I wanted to try and write something that stuck to a super strict guideline. This poem has seven lines, seven syllables in each line, and is all rhyme-y.