The Haus of Talk Thread

[pholtos]

Have the posts' background colors always alternated between grey and light blue and if so, how have I not noticed this before now?

They have, yes.

[Wolfolotl]

[Mata Hari]

I've never seen anyone whose sig was too big.

Sigs are dumb anyway because people put in loads of bullshit that nobody else ever actually looks at/

[Bean]

You're speaking my language, Kraid. I don't hate seeing them, but I don't like using them either.

[AUS]

Signatures are pretty stupid inventions, I agree. Although I use one. All the time. Except in this post.

[Pikabread]

*breaks the no sig chain*

[Zeldamaster12]

The only time I hate signatures is when people put giant images in them without spoilering. Otherwise, they're tolerable.

[128-Up]

Pot, meet kettle.

[Learning-Timebuster]

i think signatures add flavour and contribute to the narrative

[Wolfolotl]

signatures are pretty alright for self-promoting

[Mata Hari]

Pot, meet kettle.

I mean those are kinda big but not intolerably so. Two is a little redundant tho. One might argue.

[QubicTom]

Self promotion, what's that?

Also, I haven't been in this thread in ages, so how's everybody doin'? :D

[Alice]

I mean those are kinda big but not intolerably so. Two is a little redundant tho. One might argue.

In my opinion if your signature is bigger than your average post then it's way too big. Though there should still be a hard limit on how big your signature can be regardless. If you just went by that first then Tova over on IsoNation could get away with a signature that's like a page long easily, lol.

[Bean]

Also, I haven't been in this thread in ages, so how's everybody doin'? :D

Better now. You?

[QubicTom]

Better now. You?

That's great! Finally doing okay here too. Started a second job to pay rent, although even with two jobs life is less busy now than it was all last month, ha. Did I miss anything major in this thread?

And is everyone else doing alright? We should have a weekly "State of the talkhausers" thread to let people check in on each other :)

[sonicspin]

signatures ar literaly the devil gais! did yu know! they sumon demons from hel!

[Blivsey]

I have pretty bad handwriting, so my signature's also pretty bad. I also really hate when I go to sign a check and the pen is out of ink because some jerk left the cap off.

[Leet]

why do people have waifus when they could just, like me, efficiently acquire 70 girlfriends

[InsaneIntentions1]

That Pokémon 20th anniversary new 3DS will be mine come this Saturday!

[ZephyrBurst]

why do people have waifus when they could just, like me, efficiently acquire 70 girlfriends

Because some people are like me and have a -15 modifier to gaining a partner. :P

[Leet]

why do people have waifus when they could just, like me, efficiently acquire 70 girlfriends

Because some people are like me and have a -15 modifier to gaining a partner.

Okay, so 55 girlfriends, still a pretty good deal if you ask me

[ZephyrBurst]

why do people have waifus when they could just, like me, efficiently acquire 70 girlfriends

Because some people are like me and have a -15 modifier to gaining a partner. :P

Okay, so 55 girlfriends, still a pretty good deal if you ask me

Teach me the ways of attracting and keeping even 1.

Exotic dancing and colorful plumage has, so far, been unsuccessful.

[Leet]

Teach me the ways of attracting and keeping even 1.

Exotic dancing and colorful plumage has, so far, been unsuccessful.

So the first thing you gotta do is get some scrap bits of ol' bits and chips. And you're gonna use a white, square piece of paper that's hard. So you take your piece of paper and you draw guidelines. Next you get a little chip... and you're gonna shade it in, coat it in shade, and center the dot, and hold your pencil pointways. This will transfer the ink into the guidelines... and then you draw an X.

[Mata Hari]

[Le Neveu de Rameau]

Exotic dancing and colorful plumage has, so far, been unsuccessful.

Clearly the issue must be in your mating song, then (the post directly above is a fine example of what to strive for in your own auditory artworks). I recommend you upload an audio file of your most soulful serenade so that we may subject its melodic merits to a proper critical analysis.