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Bad inventions

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An iWatch Shuffle that shows a random time whenever you look at it
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A cat toy that dispenses dog treats
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Shoes intentionally designed to make it look like you're wearing them on the wrong feet.
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Bedlam wrote:Shoes intentionally designed to make it look like you're wearing them on the wrong feet.
That's actually a good invention in that you'd make millions from Hipsters.
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I have a lot but I'm just gonna post one every once in a while

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A canary-powered smoke detector
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Bedlam wrote:Shoes intentionally designed to make it look like you're wearing them on the wrong feet.
A shirt designed to look like it's inside-out.
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dr_kraid wrote:A shirt designed to look like it's inside-out.
unfortunately, this invention exists, and I've worn it... :cry:
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dr_kraid wrote:A canary-powered smoke detector
actually a good idea, for an inverse smoke detector
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a button-less computer mouse
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an eye doctor's office with photographs of the sun everywhere
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A pair of pants that desintegrates upon contact with oxygen.
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A keyboard error prompt that requires you to advance it with F1.

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Rollerskates but for elephants.
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Scissors that double as a relay race baton.
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A microwave that has the on switch inside of the heating receptacle.
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Self checkout lanes
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Christmas in July
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Glass shoes.
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A toaster that only works underwater.
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transponder snails
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Those hoverboards with wheels.
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A flexing "selfie stick".
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