How do you do the touhou shuffle?
How do you do the touhou shuffle?
This has been bothering me ever since raocow mentioned it's the talkhaus mating ritual. I-it's not like I'm interested in you or anything, b-baka. I just want to understand your culture better.
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
you hold shift to focus, and move slowly. You get as close to the other person as possible, without touching it.
Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
I'M HOLDING DOWN SHIFT HARDER THAN I'VE EVER HELD IT BEFORE. I HOPE THIS WORKS.Jeran wrote:you hold shift to focus, and move slowly. You get as close to the other person as possible, without touching it.
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
Dress up like a little girl and adopt a solitary personality trait.
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
ok this is what you do
this is the crucial part
tap z
repeat until fingers are tired
while doing this, tap arrow keys
you have now mastered an art, the old school way
this is the crucial part
tap z
repeat until fingers are tired
while doing this, tap arrow keys
you have now mastered an art, the old school way
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
'Touhou shuffle' is a euphemism.
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
when you ejaculate, each individual sperm cell assumes a role in a bullet hell assault against your entire room
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
that's a shoddy excuse for a bullet hell then
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
i mean in this specific named case it would literally be an organized attack on the environmentWolfolotl wrote:that's a shoddy excuse for a bullet hell then
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
a few waves of white homing bullets does not a bullet hell make, unless you are only trying to introduce the concept that Bullets Hurt
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Re: How do you do the touhou shuffle?
Welcome to the wonderful world of 2huPikabread wrote:this got really weird really fast
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