Describe a video game poorly
- TheFinalSentinel
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Describe a video game poorly
Guy saves his girlfriend by feeding her exotic meats.
Exactly what the title says. Take a game, and give it a terrible description.
But yeah, let's not clutter up the Twitter thread with this nonsense.
Exactly what the title says. Take a game, and give it a terrible description.
But yeah, let's not clutter up the Twitter thread with this nonsense.
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- Wolfolotl
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
the weapons are the proletariat and the playable characters are the bourgeoisie
- pholtos
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
Extremely lethargic person must help an overly chatty ball with an eye to get out of an insanely large broken down facility.
Host and Organizer of the Rando Pokemon Tournaments. Completed: I, II, III, IV, V
Dealer of the Pokermon Discord Tourneys.
I do LPs, check them out if you'd like.
Currently playing:
The 500 char limit is evil. :P
Dealer of the Pokermon Discord Tourneys.
I do LPs, check them out if you'd like.
Currently playing:
The 500 char limit is evil. :P
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
(Modified version of mine from the Twitter thread so folks don't have to sift through all of my dumb opinions)
A bunch of people in suits yell at each other a lot and a few of them keep shoving a small metal trinket in the others' faces.
A bunch of people in suits yell at each other a lot and a few of them keep shoving a small metal trinket in the others' faces.
Delightful Adventure Enhanced is out now!
There's an official ASMT Discord server! Check it out to discuss Demo games and follow their development! thread, invite link
(Entry requires verification, either with a connected Youtube/Twitter/Twitch/etc account or manually by the server staff.)
Itch.io (albums and eventually games), Youtube (dofur pass and I guess other videos)
There's an official ASMT Discord server! Check it out to discuss Demo games and follow their development! thread, invite link
(Entry requires verification, either with a connected Youtube/Twitter/Twitch/etc account or manually by the server staff.)
Itch.io (albums and eventually games), Youtube (dofur pass and I guess other videos)
- pholtos
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
Two rectangles battle it out for eternity with nothing but a square.
Host and Organizer of the Rando Pokemon Tournaments. Completed: I, II, III, IV, V
Dealer of the Pokermon Discord Tourneys.
I do LPs, check them out if you'd like.
Currently playing:
The 500 char limit is evil. :P
Dealer of the Pokermon Discord Tourneys.
I do LPs, check them out if you'd like.
Currently playing:
The 500 char limit is evil. :P
Re: Describe a video game poorly
Teams of five people, or not people, assault the other team's fortress, backed by a lot of expendable flunkies. And you can buy items.
- TheVulpineHero1
- Party hazard fiesta mix
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
You are a jerk who doesn't bathe. Your job is to remove yourself and a girl with no nose from the world, by trying to interface every single item with every single person.
Broken image, apparently
Broken image
Broken image
- Sorel
- In the shadows
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
you use the spirits of dead people and things to kill monsters and demons. and sometimes even gods.
Former active member, yearly lurker now.
- metasomnia?
- butts
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
You jump and shoot and move to the right (for the most part)
- Dizzybelle
- Barrel!
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- Pikabread
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
cram woodland creatures capable of destroying the human race into tiny spheres and use them to have legalized cockfights
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
A man rides his own head into battle against a monster riding HIS own head.
convenient noise thread for stress-relief purposes
- TheFinalSentinel
- Low rates,%Percent%signs%, I dunno
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- Maiku Wotaharu
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
A racing game with gore.
The best part of waking up is...knowing where you are.
FINALLY, SOME MOSTS USERBARS!
FINALLY, SOME MOSTS USERBARS!
Re: Describe a video game poorly
_______ is a dodging-and-selecting roleplaying game.
Explore the caves until you reach the ending.
You can also save your game and continue from where you left off.
Explore the caves until you reach the ending.
You can also save your game and continue from where you left off.
- Hacchi
- No cutting corners, she's on the border noooooow!
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Escape from an alien planet by enslaving the local plantlife
The sparkly pink thing that might bite your head off.
- Ivy
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
it's like minecraft but 2d
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- raekuul
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A kid gets lost trying to find his dad.
A kid wrecks his bike in an unfamiliar neighborhood. Some of the local teenagers take parts from his bike when he's not looking and hide them at their houses.
A dude kicks animals around while on his way to meet his girlfriend.
A girl at one with nature goes exploring, falls into a cave, and eventually comes across pirates.
A dad gets lost trying to find his kid.
Pitfall
A kid wrecks his bike in an unfamiliar neighborhood. Some of the local teenagers take parts from his bike when he's not looking and hide them at their houses.
Commander Keen in Marooned on Mars
A dude kicks animals around while on his way to meet his girlfriend.
Super Mario Bros
A girl at one with nature goes exploring, falls into a cave, and eventually comes across pirates.
Jill of the Jungle trilogy
A dad gets lost trying to find his kid.
Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
- Ivy
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Sonic & friends drive around in cars when they would probably be better off on foot anyways
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- TheVulpineHero1
- Party hazard fiesta mix
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One of these six Japanese kids is about to go nuts and murder their friends. Guess which one.
Broken image, apparently
Broken image
Broken image
- Telamon
- TO PROTECT PENGUIN MACHINE MERGED THE TRAINING MAN.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
Mario is sentenced to community service.
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
play as one of two lolis against (at least) six others, while in the midst of fireworks.
touhou
touhou
(Formerly Jayoshi)
- Window Squeegee
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A small child kills everything under his basement, including the Devil himself, by vomiting lasers
- Ivy
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Re: Describe a video game poorly
this is more situational than mine....Window Squeegee wrote:A small child kills everything under his basement, including the Devil himself, by vomiting lasers
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