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85 cents this time! And add that to your nickel, and your 90 cent total puts you in the lead!

You've got a tall order ahead of you, Willhart. 90 cents is tough, but a dollar will beat it! Spin that wheel!
Calculation: 5 came up. 12+5=17, x5=85, +5=90. Math!
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Sixty cents. Not enough. Spin again!
Calculations: 8 came up. 4+8=12, x5=60.
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Getting closer than 90 will be difficult.
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85 cents, and that's... way too much money. I'm sorry. Thanks for playing, though, and I hope to see you again on a future episode!

For now, though, jayScribble, you're going to the Showcase!

We'll be back with more pricing games after these messages!

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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 3 - Let There Be Winners!

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Everybody cat planet tonight like it was 1599, the price of a regular cat planet!

Ayjo, we had no winners in the first half. You don't happen to have a winner for me, do you?

Image Ayjo: Well, I hope so. Animita, come on down! You're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!

Now, what's our next item up for bids?

Image Ayjo: Well...

*a model brings out a podium with an odd-looking slot machine atop it*

Image Ayjo: It's a novelty slot machine-styled bubble gum dispenser! From Curious Novelties LLC, this gum dispenser harkens back to the good old days (?) when you could apparently get gum out of a slot machine. It's kind of a cute little thing, makes for a pretty great conversation piece, and holds up to 50 packs of gum. Which we included!
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Well that certainly is a... prize? Animita bids first, followed by Sturg, Xalnop, and bkamakaze.
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$300 sounds right.
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301! (insert YouTube view count joke here)
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 3 - Danger Price

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*looks up at bids* My, my. Getting cutthroat, aren't we?

Actual retail price of that... thing... is $825!
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...those one-up bids were ultimately meaningless, because Sturg is the winner! Come on up here. And we've got several prizes you can maybe hopefully win.

Image Ayjo: How about a whole mess of week-long trips?!

*Big doors open, revealing the pricing game board, as well as four trip graphics*

Image Ayjo: First, you'll head to Merry Olde England(e) -- London, specifically -- for a five day, four night stay at the 4.867392 star "Tea'n'Crumpets Hotel". While you're there, you'll enjoy ... English stuff. Tea? Scones? Uh... fog? I think there's also a big clock there. I gotta pay more attention to my surroundings when I travel.

Image Ayjo: Second, a trip to the only place in the United States that aliens seem to know about: New York City! Once again, five days and four nights at the Big Grapefruit Hotel. See, it's a pun. Because New York is the Big Apple, it's-- oh, you get it. It's not very funny. Anyhow, you'll get to enjoy an authentic experience as angry cabbies constantly swear at you in Italian!

Image Ayjo: Next, a trip to the city of lights, which is kind of a dumb name, as *every* city I've ever been to has had lights, but whatever. Paris, France! Because there's more than one Paris that matters, I guess. They made me say it. It's not like you didn't know it was in France. As usual, five days, four nights in the Spaghetti-and-Meatballs Inn. Come on, now you're not even *trying*. That's like, Italian! Anyhow, France. It has a huge radio tower that people flock to see for whatever reason. And... croissants? Maybe French Toast? I dunno. It's very French.

Image Ayjo: Finally, far off Tokyo, Japan! The *other* place that attracts aliens! Blah blah five day four night stay at the Gaijin Hotel. Man, they're just getting *lazy* now. You'll enjoy floating gardens, soba noodles, and ... Godzilla?

*Meya comes on stage*

Image Meya: Is this whole bit just you making stereotypes about different parts of the world in an extremely misguided attempt at being funny?

Image Ayjo: Pretty much, yeah.

Image Meya: ...that's what I thought.
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Please forgive Ayjo. He is an uncultured idiot.

Now, your game is Danger Price, and you can win all four of those trips, *if* you can avoid the, well, Danger Price up there: $4,700. All you have to do is pick prizes you think are *not* $4,700. If you can pick the three prizes that aren't, you'll win them all. But if you pick that $4,700 danger prize, it's over, and you win nothing, zilch, nada. A loser is you.

With that, pick a trip, any trip!
(Fun fact: I don't believe I've ever seen this particular game played for four trips on the show itself. Yay me for being different, or something.)
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YEAH!
Places! Countries!
Crumpets! James Bond!
Concrete Jungle! Spider-Man!
Love! Napoleon!
Godzilla! Horikawa!
YEAH!


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Sturg wrote:ding
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En Gardevoir wrote:Image
YEAH!
Places! Countries!
Crumpets! James Bond!
Concrete Jungle! Spider-Man!
Love! Napoleon!
Godzilla! Horikawa!
YEAH!


EDIT: The image is destroyed for some reason.
You went from an image with one-and-a-half New Zealands to one with zero. Boo, boo I say.
Now where the hell is the exit to this damn studio
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Elgadika wrote:
En Gardevoir wrote:Image
YEAH!
Places! Countries!
Crumpets! James Bond!
Concrete Jungle! Spider-Man!
Love! Napoleon!
Godzilla! Horikawa!
YEAH!


EDIT: The image is destroyed for some reason.
You went from an image with one-and-a-half New Zealands to one with zero. Boo, boo I say.
Now where the hell is the exit to this damn studio
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ah geez... Tokyo?
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Mm. Yes, Tokyo can't *possibly* be the Danger Price. Let's see.
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And indeed, that ain't it! One down, three to go. Pick another!
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Let's go with Paris
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Let's indeed. Paris!
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*buzzer*
*losing horns*

...for a city famous for being romantic, the Danger Price board has no love for Paris...

I'm sorry, Sturg. But, you'll be back later to spin the big wheel, at the least. Maybe cash monies awaits you!

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I've actually found a decent resource for pricing stuff, so if this episode has been like, way the hell off... well, Episode 4 won't be so much, thankfully. I'm really bad at this. :P
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Re: The (Talkhaus) Price is Right Ep. 3 - Bidding Zone

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We return, but we're lacking a contestant. Ayjo, remedy this.

Image Ayjo: Will do. *looks at list* That's a lot of lives right there. This'll sound a bit strange, but... 128-Up, come on down! You're the next contestant on the Talkhaus Price is Right!

Now, what's our next item up for bids?

Image Ayjo: It's... some... "lovely" artwork?

*models bring out a painting*

Image Ayjo: You ever heard of that painting of dogs playing poker? Yeah, well, this is some New York artist's rendition of it. Except it features... wait for it... *cats* instead. I know, overflowing with creativity. And yet I'll bet it's still worth more than I make in a month. Art. *shrugs*
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Bidding time! 128-Up goes first, followed by Xalnop, bkamakaze, and Animita.
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That'a righy Ayjo:
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Every single feline in existence can play poker too. Too bad my Pokémon colleague Meowth wasn't interested in this. I guess he's still busy with Team Rocket being blasted off by an unaging 10-year old and his Pikachu.

In other news, my salary dropped due to the picutre of a world map without New Zealand.

Also, where are you Meya?
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Image Ayjo: Last I checked, Meya was off rigging Plinko:

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Image Ayjo: It's just as well that we can't play that game on this version, I guess. *shrug*
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Oh boy, art! With cats, too. Probably sells well on the internet.

I'm gonna go for... 1450!
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