Your username is now a world destroying robot.
Your username is now a world destroying robot.
Wait what? Anyways your Talkhaus username is now a robot that will destroy the world. What super powers and abilities does it have that let it destroy the world?
- Dizzybelle
- Barrel!
- Posts: 1165
- Joined: 10 years ago
- First name: (◕ v ◕✿)
- Pronouns: she/her
- Location: *a vague hand gesture in a random direction*
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
its a giant robot bee the size of andorra that explodes the moment it touches anything
this is taxpayers money at its finest
this is taxpayers money at its finest
- Sorel
- In the shadows
- Posts: 702
- Joined: 10 years ago
- First name: Alexander
- Pronouns: he/him/his
- Location: some place
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
It controls wool and fluffy things.
Former active member, yearly lurker now.
- pholtos
- Loves adorable things.
- Posts: 1663
- Joined: 15 years ago
- Location: One of the States in the Center of the U.S.
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
It continuously spouts electric puns.
Host and Organizer of the Rando Pokemon Tournaments. Completed: I, II, III, IV, V
Dealer of the Pokermon Discord Tourneys.
I do LPs, check them out if you'd like.
Currently playing:
The 500 char limit is evil. :P
Dealer of the Pokermon Discord Tourneys.
I do LPs, check them out if you'd like.
Currently playing:
The 500 char limit is evil. :P
- KobaBeach
- screw it lion time. we are so f***ing back
- Posts: 7099
- Joined: 11 years ago
- First name: David (evil)
- Pronouns: he/they
- Location: Portugal
- https://koba.talkhaus.com/
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
#1 mega cd enjoyer AND "making fun of"-er
MaGL Patch Collection / vg backlog spreadsheet / animu list / mcmangos / steam
oogggghhhh games aren't art Fuck You Roger Ebert *kills him with a hamemr*
MaGL Patch Collection / vg backlog spreadsheet / animu list / mcmangos / steam
oogggghhhh games aren't art Fuck You Roger Ebert *kills him with a hamemr*
- Kapus
- Master of Hiccup
- Posts: 297
- Joined: 10 years ago
- First name: boogity boo
- Pronouns: Vegetable
- Location: Up in the clouds
- Contact:
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
It's not a robot but actually a misunderstood, absent minded sea monster that causes shipwrecks by accidentally bumping into stuff.
- TaviTurnip
- Reach for the top
- Abministrator
- Posts: 1077
- Joined: 14 years ago
- First name: Rena
- Location: Winter
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
This overlord robot forces everyone to attend her forum from 8-5 seven days a week and will ruin the economical value of anyone who fails to do so.
I regularly stream on Twitch! with other members of the talkhaus. Come watch Monday, Tuesday and Friday at 2PM for blind playthroughs and Pokémon and Touhou and stuff. Come hang out with us!
- Gardenolva
- Void and Voir embraced together...
- Posts: 663
- Joined: 9 years ago
- First name: En Gardevoir
- Pronouns: Male
- Location: Paradise Prairie
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
A robotic rendition of the Embrace Pokemon that acts like the original but has scythe blades everywhere (arms, legs, even its overalls, and my personal favorite, the thing in its chest). Its functionality serves its master trainer but it kills everyone who dares to hurt its master with no ounce of hesitation.
A.K.A.: En Gardevoir
- HamsterZerg
- True Pacifist or bust.
- Posts: 241
- Joined: 10 years ago
- Pronouns: he/him/his
- Location: Oh, don't mind me. I'm just contacting you from the distant past. Carry on.
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
Not a single robot, but an entire Zerg Brood roboticized by super-intelligent hamsters from the future.
Avatar by Skully (artwork) and bkamakaze (size). Thanks, guys!
Game King-style Story Briefs, a forum game by me
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
It disables all weapons and people's will to fight, therefore destroying the world of combat.
- metasomnia?
- butts
- Posts: 528
- Joined: 11 years ago
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
It puts people to sleep for longer than their bodies can take making everyone starve
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
It's practically a Reaper, harvesting humans to make parts of itself out of them and conserving all they know.
- Piter Lauchy
- Suitable for all Buddy purposes
- Posts: 530
- Joined: 9 years ago
- First name: Merlin
- Location: Germany
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
It destroys all English speaking folks' throats by making them try to pronounce its last name.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
You're awesome.
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
Wow, I only just realised there's no "n" in there. I'd been reading it as "launchy" all this time.Piter_Lauchy wrote:It destroys all English speaking folks' throats by making them try to pronounce its last name.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
,
- Piter Lauchy
- Suitable for all Buddy purposes
- Posts: 530
- Joined: 9 years ago
- First name: Merlin
- Location: Germany
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
When I look in the general direction of your avatar, my brain merges your username with your flair and makes "ejaculating" out of it.Elgadika wrote:Wow, I only just realised there's no "n" in there. I'd been reading it as "launchy" all this time.Piter_Lauchy wrote:It destroys all English speaking folks' throats by making them try to pronounce its last name.
Yeah, this doesn't work well when your username stems from an inside joke.
Ah, it's great to be 12.
You're awesome.
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
Form and Function Recharging
I broke down in the nineties and they're still trying to bring me back
I broke down in the nineties and they're still trying to bring me back
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
Fermenting FitopRancton
...nevermind
...nevermind
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
Whatever the plot demands, really.
If he were smart, you'd be screwed.
If he were smart, you'd be screwed.
Why don't you eat me?
I am perfectly tasty...
AND I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL!
I am perfectly tasty...
AND I'LL STEAL YOUR SOUL!
- Snakebite969
- Absolutely No Step On Snek
- Posts: 89
- Joined: 10 years ago
- Pronouns: he/him/his
- Location: England
- Contact:
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
BIG SNAKE ROBOT
IT WILL CONSTRICT THE UNIVERSE, NOW THE EARTH IS RIGHT NEXT TO JUPITER AND EVERY PERSON IS CRUSHED BY THE GRAVITATIONAL FORCE
Hey, you didn't say how big, and it's indirectly destroying the world, surely that counts
IT WILL CONSTRICT THE UNIVERSE, NOW THE EARTH IS RIGHT NEXT TO JUPITER AND EVERY PERSON IS CRUSHED BY THE GRAVITATIONAL FORCE
Hey, you didn't say how big, and it's indirectly destroying the world, surely that counts
Poppo wrote:Poppo! Poppo! *clickety-clank* Po! Po! Po! *clickety-clank* Po? Po... Po... Po... Pogyaaaah!!
- Nathan the Talkmaus
- Unofficial Talkhaus Mascot
- Posts: 466
- Joined: 10 years ago
- Location: Michigan
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
The mecha-maus will scurry around and release high-pitched squeaks, adjusting frequency as needed to shatter various construction materials. If we're lucky, it will run out of energy before it finishes its job and nobody will be dumb enough to wind the key again...
Winner of the Horikawa Blessing 2015
- Window Squeegee
- Hog with a Blog
- Posts: 281
- Joined: 10 years ago
- Pronouns: he/him/his
- Location: America
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
C L E A N S E
- Wolfolotl
- cryptid
- Posts: 726
- Joined: 9 years ago
- First name: ovid
- Pronouns: xe/xem/xyr
- Location: big long pointy teeth
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
volatile shitposts at the speed of time itself
- Whimsical Calamari
- i am the one that sings the chorus when you hum in the shower
- Posts: 1057
- Joined: 10 years ago
- Location: IT CAME FROM OVER THERE
- Pikabread
- we're gonna talk about e
- Posts: 1212
- Joined: 9 years ago
- First name: lily
- Pronouns: she/her/xe/xem
- Location: Oh You Know.
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
I monopolize the bread industry and buy obama
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- What about Ron magic?
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- Joined: 11 years ago
- First name: Mikko J. Fuzzygrumbles
- Pronouns: he/him/his
- Location: Lots of miles from Vietnam
- Contact:
Re: Your username is now a world destroying robot.
My Ennui Bombs will cripple all that stand before me with existential despair!
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
-Kurt Vonnegut
Context-free Supper Mario Broth Roulette! NOTE: Potential Jumpscare warning!
Avatar source (for most of them).
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Context-free Supper Mario Broth Roulette! NOTE: Potential Jumpscare warning!