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Will You Press the Button?

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Say whether or not you will push the button, then create a new button for the person below you!

If you press this button, you will instantly have a million dollars,
but you will only have three days left to live.

Will you press the button?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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No.

If you press this button, you switch your body with any person you choose.

Forever.

Will you press this button?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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Nah.

Pressing the button will give you the following: A button to polymorph the one you hate into a Magikarp.
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Hell to the no, I like Magikarps

Pressing the button will turn you into an eldritch abomination (however, you'll be weaker than a Dragon Quest Slime in that form)
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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Uhhhh.... no? I didn't really want to be an abomination in the first place

Pressing this button will give you infinite bananas that form an edible army troop that do as you command. However, at the worst times they will yell "BANANA!".
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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YES BANANAS

This button will give you the midas touch,
but everything you touch turns into hot-pockets instead of gold.

Will you press this button?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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No thanks. I know a few people who would, though.

Pressing this button allows you to teleport, but you always arrive half an hour late.
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Yes, I'm not in a hurry anywhere anyway.

Pushing this button will erase the one person you hate the most from existence, but you will experience their whole life from their point of view up to that point.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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Yes, since they most likely had a better life than me.

This button will bring your favorite character to life,
but they will only be one foot tall.

Will you press the button?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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Hell yeah I totally want a tiny anime girl to take care of like a pet.

There is a button that if you push it, makes money appear out of thin air in front of you. The catch is that it only creates pennies, one at a time.

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Re: Will You Press the Button?

Post by Dizzybelle »

No, pennies aren't valid here, so you might as well drop confetti.
Metal confetti.

There's a button that will move the Earth 15% closer to the sun.

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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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NO WAY!! It's too hot in here. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

Pushing the button reverses bkamakaze's stated effects above, but it will push Earth slightly closer to Mars.

Push it... if you dare.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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yeah, sure, I like danger. Wait, no I don't why did I push that

Pushing this button will push the earth 15% more to the side. What does that mean in the context of space? I have no idea.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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No. Gotta keep that cosmic status quo.

Pushing this button will make you be able to fly for a random amount of time. This time can be anything from one second, to the age of the universe.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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Yes, I don't care if I have to speak Japanese and French in our house.

Pressing this button will mind wipe you from everything important.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

Post by Dizzybelle »

yep
not like i had anything important in there anyways

pressing this button will replace all buildings with huge stacks of microwave meals
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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yes.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMONM

pressing this button will turn huge stacks of microwave meals into 300 foot tall tractor trailers.
what do?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

Post by Whimsical Calamari »

I don't think I want to subject the Law of Conservation of Mass to that sort of strain. I abstain.


If you press the button, nothing happens, but you HAVE to press the button that is posted in response to you! Will you press?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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no. too risky

if you press the button any person that you enjoy the looks of will become slightly less attractive, but they'll find you slightly more attractive.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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yeah, sure i don't look for... well, looks in people anyway

pressing this button will cause you to press the button which causes you to press the button which causes you to press the button which causes you to press the button which causes you to press the button which causes you to press the button which causes you to press the button which causes you to press the button which causes you to press the button which causes you to press the button which causes you to fart.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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/me farts

This button causes you to lose all of your dignity! But you don't need to kill yourself to redeem it!

Will you press it?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

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Sure


This button turns a vast amount of people into toast, including yourself. Press?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

Post by Window Squeegee »

It depends on if we are living toast or toast that just sits there, because I'd TOTALLY live out a real life I Am Bread situation.

If you press this button, it will make something in the world explode. It could be big or small, good or bad. Would you press it? *Who Wants to be a Millionare fanfare*
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

Post by Gardenolva »

NO DEAL!! ( Oh wait, wrong show...)

Pressing the button will invert everything!
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Re: Will You Press the Button?

Post by Willhart »

Would not press. Too unpredictable.

This button says "auts" when pressed.
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