Will You Press the Button?
Will You Press the Button?
Say whether or not you will push the button, then create a new button for the person below you!
If you press this button, you will instantly have a million dollars,
but you will only have three days left to live.
Will you press the button?
If you press this button, you will instantly have a million dollars,
but you will only have three days left to live.
Will you press the button?
- Sorel
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
No.
If you press this button, you switch your body with any person you choose.
Forever.
Will you press this button?
If you press this button, you switch your body with any person you choose.
Forever.
Will you press this button?
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- Gardenolva
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
Nah.
Pressing the button will give you the following: A button to polymorph the one you hate into a Magikarp.
Pressing the button will give you the following: A button to polymorph the one you hate into a Magikarp.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
Hell to the no, I like Magikarps
Pressing the button will turn you into an eldritch abomination (however, you'll be weaker than a Dragon Quest Slime in that form)
Pressing the button will turn you into an eldritch abomination (however, you'll be weaker than a Dragon Quest Slime in that form)
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oogggghhhh games aren't art Fuck You Roger Ebert *kills him with a hamemr*
MaGL Patch Collection / vg backlog spreadsheet / animu list / mcmangos / steam
oogggghhhh games aren't art Fuck You Roger Ebert *kills him with a hamemr*
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
Uhhhh.... no? I didn't really want to be an abomination in the first place
Pressing this button will give you infinite bananas that form an edible army troop that do as you command. However, at the worst times they will yell "BANANA!".
Pressing this button will give you infinite bananas that form an edible army troop that do as you command. However, at the worst times they will yell "BANANA!".
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
YES BANANAS
This button will give you the midas touch,
but everything you touch turns into hot-pockets instead of gold.
Will you press this button?
This button will give you the midas touch,
but everything you touch turns into hot-pockets instead of gold.
Will you press this button?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
No thanks. I know a few people who would, though.
Pressing this button allows you to teleport, but you always arrive half an hour late.
Pressing this button allows you to teleport, but you always arrive half an hour late.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
Yes, I'm not in a hurry anywhere anyway.
Pushing this button will erase the one person you hate the most from existence, but you will experience their whole life from their point of view up to that point.
Pushing this button will erase the one person you hate the most from existence, but you will experience their whole life from their point of view up to that point.
Many people need desperately to receive this message: I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
Yes, since they most likely had a better life than me.
This button will bring your favorite character to life,
but they will only be one foot tall.
Will you press the button?
This button will bring your favorite character to life,
but they will only be one foot tall.
Will you press the button?
Re: Will You Press the Button?
Hell yeah I totally want a tiny anime girl to take care of like a pet.
There is a button that if you push it, makes money appear out of thin air in front of you. The catch is that it only creates pennies, one at a time.
Will you push it?
There is a button that if you push it, makes money appear out of thin air in front of you. The catch is that it only creates pennies, one at a time.
Will you push it?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
No, pennies aren't valid here, so you might as well drop confetti.
Metal confetti.
There's a button that will move the Earth 15% closer to the sun.
Will.
You.
Push.
IT??????
Metal confetti.
There's a button that will move the Earth 15% closer to the sun.
Will.
You.
Push.
IT??????
- Gardenolva
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
NO WAY!! It's too hot in here. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
Pushing the button reverses bkamakaze's stated effects above, but it will push Earth slightly closer to Mars.
Push it... if you dare.
Pushing the button reverses bkamakaze's stated effects above, but it will push Earth slightly closer to Mars.
Push it... if you dare.
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
yeah, sure, I like danger. Wait, no I don't why did I push that
Pushing this button will push the earth 15% more to the side. What does that mean in the context of space? I have no idea.
Will.
You.
Dare.
to.
PUSH.
IT???
Pushing this button will push the earth 15% more to the side. What does that mean in the context of space? I have no idea.
Will.
You.
Dare.
to.
PUSH.
IT???
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
No. Gotta keep that cosmic status quo.
Pushing this button will make you be able to fly for a random amount of time. This time can be anything from one second, to the age of the universe.
Do you push it?
Pushing this button will make you be able to fly for a random amount of time. This time can be anything from one second, to the age of the universe.
Do you push it?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
Yes, I don't care if I have to speak Japanese and French in our house.
Pressing this button will mind wipe you from everything important.
Will ya?
Pressing this button will mind wipe you from everything important.
Will ya?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
yep
not like i had anything important in there anyways
pressing this button will replace all buildings with huge stacks of microwave meals
could'ja? would'ja? will'ja?
not like i had anything important in there anyways
pressing this button will replace all buildings with huge stacks of microwave meals
could'ja? would'ja? will'ja?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
yes.
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMONM
pressing this button will turn huge stacks of microwave meals into 300 foot tall tractor trailers.
what do?
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNONMONM
pressing this button will turn huge stacks of microwave meals into 300 foot tall tractor trailers.
what do?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
I don't think I want to subject the Law of Conservation of Mass to that sort of strain. I abstain.
If you press the button, nothing happens, but you HAVE to press the button that is posted in response to you! Will you press?
If you press the button, nothing happens, but you HAVE to press the button that is posted in response to you! Will you press?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
no. too risky
if you press the button any person that you enjoy the looks of will become slightly less attractive, but they'll find you slightly more attractive.
press? y/n
if you press the button any person that you enjoy the looks of will become slightly less attractive, but they'll find you slightly more attractive.
press? y/n
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
yeah, sure i don't look for... well, looks in people anyway
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- Sorel
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
/me farts
This button causes you to lose all of your dignity! But you don't need to kill yourself to redeem it!
Will you press it?
This button causes you to lose all of your dignity! But you don't need to kill yourself to redeem it!
Will you press it?
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
Sure
This button turns a vast amount of people into toast, including yourself. Press?
This button turns a vast amount of people into toast, including yourself. Press?
- Window Squeegee
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
It depends on if we are living toast or toast that just sits there, because I'd TOTALLY live out a real life I Am Bread situation.
If you press this button, it will make something in the world explode. It could be big or small, good or bad. Would you press it? *Who Wants to be a Millionare fanfare*
If you press this button, it will make something in the world explode. It could be big or small, good or bad. Would you press it? *Who Wants to be a Millionare fanfare*
- Gardenolva
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
NO DEAL!! ( Oh wait, wrong show...)
Pressing the button will invert everything!
Pressing the button will invert everything!
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- Willhart
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Re: Will You Press the Button?
Would not press. Too unpredictable.
This button says "auts" when pressed.
This button says "auts" when pressed.