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When it comes to the thing where men are wearing normal armor while women are completely exposed for the sake of showing off cleavage and/or "dat ass" there's basically 2 routes to fix this:
Dark Souls Method
Basically give females the same armor as the males.
This might actually not be the prime example because I think they might have changed some of the armor for females, but there's only one I think I vaguely remember. Regardless, by the time you're bundled up with a full armor set in that game your character could really be either gender and you'd have no idea.
Final Fantasy Method
Have the women wear exposing clothing except it doesn't really matter in terms of the universe they live in cause all the men are wearing clothing that shows off their entire body too.
Dark Souls Method
Basically give females the same armor as the males.
This might actually not be the prime example because I think they might have changed some of the armor for females, but there's only one I think I vaguely remember. Regardless, by the time you're bundled up with a full armor set in that game your character could really be either gender and you'd have no idea.
Final Fantasy Method
Have the women wear exposing clothing except it doesn't really matter in terms of the universe they live in cause all the men are wearing clothing that shows off their entire body too.
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Have you seen the design for the female sniper in MGS5?Horikawa Otane wrote:Wall of text about mgs
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I agree. I'd really love to play games with other people more often but none of my friends are ever able toPicochilla wrote:Ya know, i like Weekends and Dayoff's... but if you have no Buddys to play together Games goes that pretty boring :/
I guess I should get more friends????
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Yeah, at some point my number of instances of playing Super Smash Bros with friends changed from like twenty times a year to like twice a year to like never. Hooray for growing up! :DFrozelar wrote:I agree. I'd really love to play games with other people more often but none of my friends are ever able toPicochilla wrote:Ya know, i like Weekends and Dayoff's... but if you have no Buddys to play together Games goes that pretty boring :/
I guess I should get more friends????
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WoT incoming
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Now if only there were more characters like Jecht, Sabin and BarretAshan wrote:Final Fantasy Method
Have the women wear exposing clothing except it doesn't really matter in terms of the universe they live in cause all the men are wearing clothing that shows off their entire body too.
whatHorikawa Otane wrote:Kojima clearly has no idea how to write women. Whenever they're around, they talk about (...) how they can hide things in their vaginas (no kidding, this happened),
That way we can atract the monster girl crowd with Z-cup Demo and IrisSnakebite969 wrote:Good plan, let's incorporate this into a3mtUnaniem wrote:Fansurvish, ey.
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Now I feel urged.KobaBeach wrote:That way we can atract the monster girl crowd with Z-cup Demo and IrisSnakebite969 wrote:Good plan, let's incorporate this into a3mtUnaniem wrote:Fansurvish, ey.
When you're not certain on whether or not your game is able to sell on it's own quality as a game, use boobs!
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Dayum, this Luigi Death Stare is drivin' me crazy. AND I CAN'T BUY THE GAME TOMORROW RRRRRRGGGGGGGGH
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Nowhere near as annoying as non-british AC sockets when you don't have the right adaptor.Aposke wrote:BRITISH AC SOCKETS
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seems totally legit, guys hang their keys on their genitals all the time, you knowHorikawa Otane wrote:...how they can hide things in their vaginas...
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I just want you to know, that when I played through Chapter 1 I specifically went out of my way to murder each and every one those grinning bastards, even though they all exploded on me.Unaniem wrote:I'm a tree.
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And handled that gun every day since. Even if it's literally true, it's a very unlikely thing to jump to.darkychao wrote:This is a literal statement. She had just said that she had used that kind of gun since she was 8, literally before she wore a bra.
In real life, boobs are pretty much the best place to hide things, but then you can't have revealing clothes so it doesn't work as well in video games. I could go on about real life security procedures, but I doubt it's relevant to the MGS series which I know nothing about.Horikawa Otane wrote:Okay to be fair the actual line is "girls have more places to hide things" in reference to a data card. But it's pretty clear what she's referring to.Lunatic Quark wrote:seems totally legit, guys hang their keys on their genitals all the time, you know
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A lot of people can make that work, expectantly if the guards/officers are afraid of touching women due to sexually harassment laws or decency. Obviously, I don't know anything about that scene so you're likely right in this case.Horikawa Otane wrote:Uhh no, the 'hiding things in cleavage' thing doesn't work nearly as well as people in the movies seem to think it does. Shit will fall out once you start moving at all. Especially if you go up or down stairs.Septentrion Pleiades wrote:In real life, boobs are pretty much the best place to hide things, but then you can't have revealing clothes so it doesn't work as well in video games. I could go on about real life security procedures, but I doubt it's relevant to the MGS series which I know nothing about.
And if you're putting a card in there? That's likely laminated? Dude that'll just fall out.
Trust me, I tried this rather extensively growing up.
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It'd probably be easier and more comfortable than your suggested alternative.Horikawa Otane wrote:Uhh no, the 'hiding things in cleavage' thing doesn't work nearly as well as people in the movies seem to think it does. Shit will fall out once you start moving at all. Especially if you go up or down stairs.Septentrion Pleiades wrote:In real life, boobs are pretty much the best place to hide things, but then you can't have revealing clothes so it doesn't work as well in video games. I could go on about real life security procedures, but I doubt it's relevant to the MGS series which I know nothing about.
And if you're putting a card in there? That's likely laminated? Dude that'll just fall out.
Trust me, I tried this rather extensively growing up.
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- Ashan
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And only eight days late.
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Wow. Good job actually.
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Wow. That takes some doing
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Old shit anyway, bartle-senpai found out about this ages ago
e : also rena fixing this glitch seems to have broken the spoiler code, as a result fluffi-dono's posts are even more obnoxious than usual
e : also rena fixing this glitch seems to have broken the spoiler code, as a result fluffi-dono's posts are even more obnoxious than usual
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