Chapter 1
"Why was I chosen for this task?" TheVulpineHero asked.
"Because of all the random new people, you remain the sanest," the mysterious authority figure said.
"Why can't someone more experience handle this? I'm no counter terrorism expert."
"The problem is the entire upper echelon of Talkhaus society is either dead or hospitalized."
"But how can we know that he even knows who Questionmarkquestionmarkquestionmark is?
"It's a long shot, but it's our only lead. Also it's pronounced ???."
Thevulpinehero entire the jailcenter. What made him motivated to solve this mystery. Some say it was a feeling of destiny that could not be stopped, some say it's because Argumentable the mysterious authority person was holding his family hostage, and still others say it simple plot convenience.
The prison content held the darkest and most despicable pieces of Talkhaus history. Unpeople, people how were a threat to society in general: Spammers, troll, stalkers, and terrorist.
"Stay against the left wall, these are the worst people to ever exist. They will not hesitated to grab you, and beware of the throwing of feces. BlackDS is particularly found of that," the authority figure said.
TheVulpineHero walked down the hall of filth and degradation. He tried not to stare at the prisoners. Some reach out at him begging him to do various favors such as "play my hack." He knew not to make direct eye contact.
He soon came upon the last cell, not made with bars but glass with small air hole near the top. The prison guards wouldn't risk him tinkering with anything, as their lives would surely be forfeit. The was no mistaking the biggest psychopath here. His mouse ears were very distinctive.
"Ah, Mr. TheVulpineHero. No doubt Argumentable sent you. No doubt he's out of lead if he's sending in a rookie to talk to me," said the prisoner in his transparent cage.
"Septentrion P Euchoreutes, something tells me that you know something your not telling me."
"All I know of this case is what I heard from Argumentable. Someone is designing levels, levels so horrible that people are getting hurt, and some even killed. He thinks there is a big one coming, and he is unable to do anything about it. He want me to somehow know who this ??? just because he might have the ability to create the worst level in existence."
"Worst than even Fluffy Quest?" TheVulpineHero said.
"I still think that Fluffy Quest is overrated. raocow himself said that it probably would be okay for a world 6 level, and that it was quite fun."
"That before he knew what it would do to his sensitive viewers."
"I'm I suppose to be responsible for everyone's low capacity for understanding that the very foundation of their reality are as relative as a quantum fluctuations and a subject paradigm all at once?" said the prisoner.
"Manslaughter in the first degree seems to fit what you did."
"So this is what you call justice? A jury of my peers? As if such a thing exist! Did you know mousegirl is one the menu here for this prison? Kobabeach orders it for every meal just to taunt me, usually not eating it. My own species is chopped up and cooked for prisoners, yet they they won't serve a living one. Why in this world is murder acceptable and snuggling isn't."
"By snuggling, you mean sex!" Crinya complained.
"Crinya, you weren't introduced by the narrative of the story. What the hell are you doing here?" Septentrion pointed out.
"Never mind, I really don't want to be here," said Crinya poofing herself away in a noodle incident flash of logic.
"So, back to business," TheVulpineHero continued, "Are you telling me the Great Septentrion Pleiades, Level Designer and Demented QA Adviser, doesn't have any clue how to catch this guy?"
"I've never said that, all I said is that all I know is what that Mod told me. He wouldn't accept that there is a criminal he can't figure out through his own means, but maybe you are different. You are still pure, untouched by the pride of level design. It is that purity, that can bring you down the path you darkness, to understand how a level terrorist's mind really works. ??? does not care for art and quality as I do, so it is unlikely that I can catch him."
"Because of all the random new people, you remain the sanest," the mysterious authority figure said.
"Why can't someone more experience handle this? I'm no counter terrorism expert."
"The problem is the entire upper echelon of Talkhaus society is either dead or hospitalized."
"But how can we know that he even knows who Questionmarkquestionmarkquestionmark is?
"It's a long shot, but it's our only lead. Also it's pronounced ???."
Thevulpinehero entire the jailcenter. What made him motivated to solve this mystery. Some say it was a feeling of destiny that could not be stopped, some say it's because Argumentable the mysterious authority person was holding his family hostage, and still others say it simple plot convenience.
The prison content held the darkest and most despicable pieces of Talkhaus history. Unpeople, people how were a threat to society in general: Spammers, troll, stalkers, and terrorist.
"Stay against the left wall, these are the worst people to ever exist. They will not hesitated to grab you, and beware of the throwing of feces. BlackDS is particularly found of that," the authority figure said.
TheVulpineHero walked down the hall of filth and degradation. He tried not to stare at the prisoners. Some reach out at him begging him to do various favors such as "play my hack." He knew not to make direct eye contact.
He soon came upon the last cell, not made with bars but glass with small air hole near the top. The prison guards wouldn't risk him tinkering with anything, as their lives would surely be forfeit. The was no mistaking the biggest psychopath here. His mouse ears were very distinctive.
"Ah, Mr. TheVulpineHero. No doubt Argumentable sent you. No doubt he's out of lead if he's sending in a rookie to talk to me," said the prisoner in his transparent cage.
"Septentrion P Euchoreutes, something tells me that you know something your not telling me."
"All I know of this case is what I heard from Argumentable. Someone is designing levels, levels so horrible that people are getting hurt, and some even killed. He thinks there is a big one coming, and he is unable to do anything about it. He want me to somehow know who this ??? just because he might have the ability to create the worst level in existence."
"Worst than even Fluffy Quest?" TheVulpineHero said.
"I still think that Fluffy Quest is overrated. raocow himself said that it probably would be okay for a world 6 level, and that it was quite fun."
"That before he knew what it would do to his sensitive viewers."
"I'm I suppose to be responsible for everyone's low capacity for understanding that the very foundation of their reality are as relative as a quantum fluctuations and a subject paradigm all at once?" said the prisoner.
"Manslaughter in the first degree seems to fit what you did."
"So this is what you call justice? A jury of my peers? As if such a thing exist! Did you know mousegirl is one the menu here for this prison? Kobabeach orders it for every meal just to taunt me, usually not eating it. My own species is chopped up and cooked for prisoners, yet they they won't serve a living one. Why in this world is murder acceptable and snuggling isn't."
"By snuggling, you mean sex!" Crinya complained.
"Crinya, you weren't introduced by the narrative of the story. What the hell are you doing here?" Septentrion pointed out.
"Never mind, I really don't want to be here," said Crinya poofing herself away in a noodle incident flash of logic.
"So, back to business," TheVulpineHero continued, "Are you telling me the Great Septentrion Pleiades, Level Designer and Demented QA Adviser, doesn't have any clue how to catch this guy?"
"I've never said that, all I said is that all I know is what that Mod told me. He wouldn't accept that there is a criminal he can't figure out through his own means, but maybe you are different. You are still pure, untouched by the pride of level design. It is that purity, that can bring you down the path you darkness, to understand how a level terrorist's mind really works. ??? does not care for art and quality as I do, so it is unlikely that I can catch him."
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