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[ultratowel112]

cool abuse towel

You mean cool getting annoyed by people impersonating other people (Coba1t, CobaIt, Cabalt, Warring, etc.), not changing back to their regular names after warning them, then banning them just long enough that they can't use auto-join to come back?

[O-Card]

yes, that exactly

[Argumentable]

* Chdata (Chdata@bdnk-a9b61e93.il.comcast.net) has joined #talkhaus
<Chdata> uhh
<Chdata> how do I IDENTIFY on xchat
<~Argumentable> beats me
<~Argumentable> same way as mirc?
<~Argumentable> ns identify password
<impako> bzzz
<@ultratowel112> I thought it was msg ns identify password
<Chdata> nah mibbit is all /msg nickserv identify password
<Chdata> wtf
<impako> /msg nickserv identify bananapenis6969
<Chdata> great did I break my password through this xchat transition
<~Argumentable> guys do you want my real password
<Chdata> no
<~Argumentable> ok
<~Argumentable> you wont get it then
<@ultratowel112> Is it Imabro
* Chdata (Chdata@bdnk-a9b61e93.il.comcast.net) Quit (Killed (services.badnik.net (Too many invalid passwords)))

[Chdata]

netcvb is a horrible person and I really haven't even seen him really troll other than a stupid thread on smwc.

Xchat is annoying right now =(

31<Stealing_My_Own_Password>30 argu can you unban mibbit for a sec, I need to try something
18<limepie20> oh no wait im like south-south
22* ultratowel112 removes ban on *!*@bdnk-c8beafe7.mibbit.com
19* 19Chdata (Mibbit@bdnk-c8beafe7.mibbit.com) has joined #talkhaus
18<Chdata> oh cool
18<ultratowel112> Dippy eggs is slang?
18<Chdata> identifying myself works on mibbit and not on
31<Stealing_My_Own_Password>30 freaking xchat
18<ultratowel112> Did you try /msg ns identify password ?
18<Chdata> on xchat, I did /ns identify pass, on mibbit I did /msg nickserv identify password (mibbit worked, xchat failed
18<ultratowel112> Try the mibbit one on xchat

[Argumentable]

Hey man, me and my buddy SNN (you may have heard of him) made a bropact to ban him from either irc. I have to honor that!

[Chdata]

Uh I wasn't blaming you for me being banned from that. I'm blaming netcvb.

[Argumentable]

I know but I'm runnin down the situation for you!

[Chdata]

21:25 [Chdata] I already heard that a day or so ago, it's why I've considered Xchat

21:25 [Argumentable] who told you!
21:25 [Argumentable] I will kill them
21:25 [Argumentable] by kill I mean ban
21:25 [Chdata i think] you did
21:25 [Argumentable] by wil I mean won't

[Dan]

<Wareng> are you afraid of blacks
<moonpirate> ya lol

[Argumentable]

Adventures with Xkeeper


<Xkeeper> *131156 <~Argumentable> xkeeper what do you think of smwc
<~Argumentable> haha
<Una> :D
<Xkeeper> this is what I think of SMWCentral
<Xkeeper> *131156 <~Argumentable> xkeeper what do you think of smwc
<Xkeeper> dfadsf
<OC> cool what
<Xkeeper> \
<Xkeeper> http://jul.rustedlogic.net/images/smilies/rlaugh.gif
<~Argumentable> cool
<Wareng> that doesn't help much
<Xkeeper> its members :
<Xkeeper> http://jul.rustedlogic.net/images/smilies/durnip2.gif

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<OC> [22:14:39] * irc.badnik.net gives it to Xkeeper yeah unf unf unf
<OC> omg text events so funny
<Wareng> u so wacky
* OC (your@friendly.neighborhood.ocard) Quit (Changing hosts)
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<Wareng> hahahahaha
<OC> hey
<~Argumentable> hahahahha
<OC> not funny

[tatanga]

From what I've seen Xkeeper is a really cool guy. Also he bans dumb users instead of letting them run rampant so that makes him even cooler.

[CondorTalon]

The world makes sense no more.

21:03:50 | <CondorTalon> HOW DO I ASK A GURL OUT
21:04:04 | <Cobalt> touch her boob
21:04:07 | <Wareng> wow raocow what the fuck is a tengeant
21:04:10 | <Cobalt> and blow in her ear
21:04:11 | <tatanga> haha
21:04:15 | <tatanga> that's what I was wondering
21:04:25 | <tatanga> maybe a misspelling of my name
21:04:28 | <Wareng> LEARN THE LANGUAGE!!!!!
21:04:34 | <Cobalt> more like a tangent
21:04:35 | <Wareng> WE SPEak ENgLISH
21:04:40 | <Wareng> THIS IS ARE COUNTRY
21:04:45 | <tatanga> OUR*
21:04:52 | <Wareng> GO BHACK OT MEXIOC YOU SPICS!@!!!@!
21:04:54 | <CondorTalon> THAT WAS INTENSHUNUL
21:05:09 | <Wareng> condor are you asking for dating advice from cobalt
21:05:21 | <CondorTalon> I wasn't asking cobalt
21:05:24 | <Wareng> good
21:05:26 | <CondorTalon> i simply said
21:05:28 | <CondorTalon> THAT WAS INTENSHUNUL
21:05:30 | <CondorTalon> no wait
21:05:31 | <tatanga> condor what type of relationship are you searching for
21:05:34 | <CondorTalon> HOW DO I ASK A GURL OUT
21:05:42 | <Wareng> a sexshul one
21:05:51 | <Cobalt> its korean guy lookin for any girl
21:05:57 | <tatanga> just for dating and fun or marriage
21:05:58 | <Cobalt> maybe even a trannie
21:06:03 | <Cobalt> cool ie
21:06:29 | <Wareng> dating to produce offspring to take back to the glorious dprk and create more jobs for the great leader
21:06:31 | <CondorTalon> its korean guy searching for korean girl who I sort of know who goes to my school and church
21:06:42 | <Wareng> rape she
21:06:44 | <tatanga> cool
21:06:56 | <Cobalt> ask her out in the name of the LORD
21:06:58 | <tatanga> are you already friends with her
21:07:09 | <Wareng> don't fucking ask tatanga he'll tell you dating is a sin
21:07:15 | <CondorTalon> "who I sort of know"
21:07:19 | <Wareng> because he's from the bible belt
21:07:25 | <tatanga> haha
21:07:45 | <Wareng> can you afford to gift her a copy of SC2
21:07:47 | <CondorTalon> the Creationism Opression Belt
21:07:53 | <CondorTalon> or the co-belt
21:07:53 | <tatanga> cob
21:08:00 | <Wareng> i hear koreans are into that;
21:08:08 | <tatanga> co-belt = cobalt
21:08:24 | <Wareng> corn on the COB it's a gubment conspiracy to take down us hard working corn farmers
21:08:30 | <OC> hi
21:08:33 | <Wareng> hi
21:08:36 | <tatanga> hi
21:08:36 | <Wareng> farmer pings oc
21:08:44 | <OC> no corn farmer does
21:08:49 | <Wareng> because that's all he ever has a chance of being
21:08:53 | <OC> farmers aren't all the same you racist
21:09:01 | <CondorTalon> and swift change of subject
21:09:03 | <tatanga> WTH
21:09:08 | <tatanga> posting.php?mode=quote&f=11&p=80291
21:09:09 | <Wareng> yes sorry condor
21:09:17 | <tatanga> maxwell is playing the whiny card
21:09:25 | <OC> hahaha what
21:09:30 | <CondorTalon> don't sorry
21:09:32 | <Wareng> You guys win. I was nervous about joining talkhaus because I had seen may trolls and people who just hate here. I guess I was right. Goodbye.
21:09:52 | <Wareng> condor does she actually play starcraft because that's an easy in
21:10:01 | <tatanga> now he's making us look like we were in the wrong
21:10:11 | <tatanga> all I did was point out inconsistencies in his posting habits
21:10:17 | <Wareng> it would be so cool if she did you could be like we met on starcraft look at us contributing to the stereotypes

[tatanga]

<Wareng> it seems like talkhaus is where they come to let out their teen furry angst
<limepie20> I have first hand experience.
<OC> indeed
<Wareng> cool
<limepie20> No wrong
<limepie20> When I joined talkhaus I didn't troll AS MUCH
<fieryblaze> limepie, you aren't supposed to troll at all
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<Wareng> h
<impako> ugh
<OC> well finally
<impako> h
<Wareng> ugh
<tatanga> h
<Wareng> what ugh
<OC> someone who won't shit this irc more
<OC> hi pako
<impako> hi oc
<fieryblaze> ugh is just hug spelled different
<limepie20> It's okay I have couple back up accounts on smwc anyway
<OC> no it's pronounced differently too
<OC> yeah I bet you do
<impako> i am shitting the irc?
<impako> shit shit
<OC> no
<OC> you're one of the people who don't
<tatanga> no other users like limepie20 were
<impako> ew yeah i don't talk to that person

<limepie20> It's okay I have couple back up accounts on smwc anyway

[O-Card]

[22:42:41] * You have been killed by Xkeeper ((If you /part with that fake Z-Lined message again, you my just find that it becomes real))

>Settings->Preferences->General->Quit message: ">you my just find"

[22:44:56] * *** HA HA! BANNED!
[22:44:56] * Closing link: (your@190.193.97.129) [Z-Lined: *may]
[22:44:56] * Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).

[Dan]

BlackDS can't let go

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<SayAnything> im bored
<SayAnything> how have things been going
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<Wareng> cool

[tatanga]

<limepie20> My opinion on myself?
<limepie20> I'm a great poster
<tatanga> cool

[S.N.N.]

^ that's probably the funniest quote i've read in this thread

[O-Card]

sup snn

[03:15:42] * Topic for #dungeon is: Welcome to the #dungeon - Please ask for a forum invite - Don't be confuzzled, #sexyhax has merged with this channel - Please consider donating kidneys to the Save Sonikku fund, help cure the deadly disease known as Emo
[03:15:42] * Topic for #dungeon set by Kieran at Wed Oct 06 00:47:34 2010
[03:15:46] <Death> Osh
[03:15:49] <Death> OC
[03:15:49] <KilloZapit> I tottaly wanna see
[03:15:52] <OC> I should make a petition to get unbanned from #smwc
[03:15:54] <Death> I'm a guy
[03:15:57] <Death> Totally news
[03:15:59] <OC> and make all of you sign it
[03:16:08] <Death> 21:22] <OC> and make all of you
[03:16:08] <Death> No
[03:16:10] <KilloZapit> only if I get unbanned first
[03:16:18] <OC> I'll make you
[03:16:26] <Valence_Desumo> I would want a "favor" in return
[03:16:27] <Valence_Desumo> β)
[03:16:36] <GaryCXJk> I assume a blowjob.
[03:16:41] <KilloZapit> hey OC been here before?
[03:16:46] <OC> never
[03:16:54] <KilloZapit> should I show him... the image?
[03:16:55] <OC> what's this place about
[03:16:58] <OC> omg
[03:16:59] <OC> what image
[03:17:00] <Death> Rofl
[03:17:03] <Kieran> do it
[03:17:05] <Death> DON'T ASK
[03:17:06] <Kieran> DO IT FAGGOT
[03:17:10] <OC> WHAT IMAGE
[03:17:11] <OC> OMG
[03:17:13] <KilloZapit> [REMOVED]
[03:17:17] <Sonikku> ^ that
[03:17:17] <Sonikku> its hot
[03:17:22] <OC> hey gelbooru I hope it's a good image
[03:17:23] <Kieran> <3
[03:17:23] <Death> ^^
[03:17:25] <Death> dfhjkasdfh
[03:17:36] <OC> hm futanari
[03:17:39] <OC> sounds important
[03:17:44] <Kieran> i am lolling
[03:17:51] <GaryCXJk> So, what is this dungeon secret forum about?
[03:17:55] <OC> aw man that's sick I used to watch this as a kid
[03:18:00] <OC> way to ruin my childhood
[03:18:01] <Sonikku> owned
[03:18:08] <Kieran> gary, see the above image
[03:18:25] <KilloZapit> you haven't been on the internet long have you?
[03:18:28] <GaryCXJk> WAIT, you watched that as a kid?
[03:18:37] <OC> yes I was a very odd kid
[03:18:37] <Kieran> trololo
[03:18:38] <KilloZapit> what was your favrote show as a kid? >:3
[03:18:40] <Kieran> sailor mooooon
[03:18:50] <OC> I also played the sailor moon rpg
[03:18:51] <GaryCXJk> Then you deserved to get your childhood raped.
[03:18:52] <Sonikku> kieran you should make a script that
[03:18:59] <Sonikku> checks if the person has ever been here before
[03:18:59] <Sonikku> and if not
[03:19:02] <Sonikku> use a /notice
[03:19:08] <Sonikku> on them with that
[03:19:10] <Death> ^^^^^^^^^
[03:19:15] <Sonikku> for the first 10 times they join the channel
[03:19:15] <LudwigVonKoopa> ^
[03:19:17] <OC> as a matter of fact, I've only had a computer for 3 months
[03:19:25] <Kieran> there should be a question too
[03:19:26] <OC> so yeah I don't know much about this whole internet thing
[03:19:33] <KilloZapit> fun fact: the sailor moon rpg editor was the base of LM's interface
[03:19:34] <Kieran> "HOW MANY PENISES DID THE IMAGE CONTAIN?"
[03:19:39] <Valence_Desumo> yeah Killo
[03:19:47] <Death> 6
[03:19:49] <KilloZapit> OC: learn rule 34
[03:19:52] <GaryCXJk> So, Kieran, if I assume correctly, I could, theoretically, make a thread about my great Totally Spies hentai comic idea?
[03:19:55] <OC> omg what is rule 34
[03:20:05] <OC> what are rules 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 and etc
[03:20:05] <Valence_Desumo> Rule 34 of the internet
[03:20:08] <GaryCXJk> Learn2google.
[03:20:11] <Valence_Desumo> if it exists, there is porn of it
[03:20:12] <Kieran> Rules of the Internet
[03:20:13] <Death> ^
[03:20:14] <Death> dfjsjkadhg
[03:20:14] <Kieran> #34
[03:20:16] <OC> omg that's gross
[03:20:19] <Sonikku> kieran you should give me dungeon access because my id is 1291 its kinda the best number ever
[03:20:21] <Valence_Desumo> Rule 1: Do not talk about /b
[03:20:23] <KilloZapit> Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it, no exeptions
[03:20:29] <Valence_Desumo> Rule 2: Do NOT talk about /b/
[03:20:29] <OC> what is /b
[03:20:32] <Valence_Desumo> */b/
[03:20:37] <Death> Omfg
[03:20:39] <GaryCXJk> Rule 35: If it does not exist, 98.246.11.49
[03:20:39] <KilloZapit> YOU BROKE RULE 1 AND 2 VAL!
[03:20:44] <GaryCXJk> Aw fuck.
[03:20:44] <Death> This isn't funny anymore
[03:20:47] <Valence_Desumo> /b/ is an infamous section of 4chan
[03:20:53] <Valence_Desumo> a famous site
[03:20:57] <NovaYoshi> Where most memes are made
[03:21:02] <Valence_Desumo> for porn, crudity, memes, etc
[03:21:06] <GaryCXJk> Rule 34 isn't a meme anymore though.
[03:21:08] <KilloZapit> and childhoods are raped
[03:21:08] <OC> ew
[03:21:10] <Sonikku> it sometimes has cp
[03:21:11] <OC> what's a meme
[03:21:11] <NovaYoshi> Aww, my penis is too busy to talk right now :<
[03:21:14] <Valence_Desumo> some call it the shithole of the internet
[03:21:16] <GaryCXJk> It's a style of life.
[03:21:19] <LudwigVonKoopa> what the
[03:21:22] * Death facepalms at the redundancy of this discussion
[03:21:24] <Valence_Desumo> a meme, a famous saying or image that is pretty much viral
[03:21:28] <Valence_Desumo> like rickrolling people
[03:21:32] <Valence_Desumo> inb4 what is a rickroll
[03:21:32] <OC> I see
[03:21:35] <NovaYoshi> Rickrolling is fun
[03:21:36] <Sonikku> inb4 whats rickroll
[03:21:37] <LudwigVonKoopa> goddamnit now we're talking about memes
[03:21:39] <OC> no really what is a rickroll
[03:21:43] <Kieran> [REMOVED]
[03:21:43] <Kieran> [REMOVED]
[03:21:44] <Kieran> [REMOVED]
[03:21:51] <GaryCXJk> OH GOD.
[03:21:52] <KilloZapit> a meme is anything that is spread like a mind-virus, and idea, image, catchphrase, that sort of thing
[03:21:54] <GaryCXJk> THE FAIL!
[03:22:04] <GaryCXJk> DOUBLE FACEPALM ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY.
[03:22:05] <Valence_Desumo> The act of tricking someone into watching the music video of Never Gonna Give You Up, a single by Rick Astley
[03:22:13] <Valence_Desumo> the song is somewhat humorous
[03:22:16] <OC> oh I remember that song
[03:22:19] <GaryCXJk> No it isn't.
[03:22:26] <GaryCXJk> Never Gonna Give You Up is a great song.
[03:22:28] <KilloZapit> Muhahaha
[03:22:30] <Valence_Desumo> indeed
[03:22:31] <OC> I used to dance to it all the time in the disco
[03:22:39] <Valence_Desumo> I hum it to myself a bit
[03:22:43] <NovaYoshi> Sounds like Robo's theme :3
[03:22:45] <KilloZapit> OC sounds fun to currupt
[03:23:05] <GaryCXJk> I agree.
[03:23:06] <KilloZapit> lets turn him (or her) into a degenerate porn freak like the rest of the internet
[03:23:17] <GaryCXJk> [REMOVED]
[03:23:18] <Sonikku> killozapit do you want to see sonikku x oshare bones
[03:23:24] <KilloZapit> yes
[03:23:26] <Sonikku> i am getting oshare boned
[03:23:28] <OC> hey isn't frida suarez that painter
[03:23:29] <Sonikku> [REMOVED]
[03:23:32] <OC> and isn't rule 34 porn
[03:23:32] <Sonikku> why does devicho do this to me
[03:23:35] <OC> oh man not clicking that
[03:23:42] <Valence_Desumo> ohohoh
[03:23:50] <Valence_Desumo> Rule 34 'can' destroy your childhood
[03:23:57] <Valence_Desumo> but if it's anything decent, you can easily reap it's benefits
[03:23:58] <GaryCXJk> Frida Suarez is a character from the animated Nicktoon cartoon El Tigre.
[03:24:06] <KilloZapit> hot <3
[03:24:07] <OC> huh
[03:24:12] <Sonikku> LOL
[03:24:25] <Sonikku> there was something else
[03:24:25] <GaryCXJk> Huh is an expression made when someone is confused.
[03:24:33] <Sonikku> that she wanted me to show you killo
[03:24:36] <GaryCXJk> LOL is the abrevation of Laughing Out Loud.
[03:24:38] <OC> so uh
[03:24:44] <Valence_Desumo> over time, you'll learn to develop a thick skin towards a lot of the traumatizing stuff on the internet
[03:24:47] <Valence_Desumo> such as guro
[03:24:49] <Kieran> SO
[03:24:51] <Valence_Desumo> inb4 what is guro
[03:24:54] <Valence_Desumo> just google image that one
[03:24:55] <Kieran> THIS IS NOT A CLASSROOM
[03:24:56] <Valence_Desumo> β)
[03:24:57] <OC> sounds depressing
[03:25:02] <Kieran> STOP LECTURING ABOUT THE INTERNET
[03:25:09] <Valence_Desumo> IT'S FUN
[03:25:16] <KilloZapit> oh fine
[03:25:19] <OC> I'd rather you tell me about it
[03:25:19] <GaryCXJk> Also, just fucking click the link.
[03:25:21] <GaryCXJk> [REMOVED]
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[03:25:22] <NovaYoshi> I once got in trouble for writing a paper encouraging people to fuck their teachers to develop reading skills
[03:25:25] <Sonikku> killozapit
[03:25:26] <Sonikku> [REMOVED]
[03:25:26] <OC> um fine
[03:25:30] <Sonikku> devicho made oshare x skeleton t
[03:25:31] <Sonikku> for you
[03:25:47] <Valence_Desumo> ..cute?
[03:25:49] * Valence_Desumo shrugs
[03:25:52] <GaryCXJk> Gary at your service, making your eyes puke since 2010.
[03:26:09] <OC> ahhh shit that's not right
[03:26:12] <OC> that's a little girl
[03:26:16] <OC> jesus christ
[03:26:17] <Death> I need a topic for that porn thread soon
[03:26:19] <Valence_Desumo> pff-
[03:26:25] <Valence_Desumo> you haven't heard of lolicon then
[03:26:27] <Valence_Desumo> β)
[03:26:27] <Death> I have no ideas
[03:26:31] <Death> It's too easy
[03:26:33] <Valence_Desumo> bwahahaha
[03:26:37] <GaryCXJk> Oh fuck.
[03:26:39] <OC> dear god you people are sick
[03:26:44] <GaryCXJk> OC is an Internet virgin.
[03:26:46] <Valence_Desumo> really, there's a lot on the internet
[03:26:52] <GaryCXJk> THIS. IS. #DUNGEON!!!!
[03:26:56] <Valence_Desumo> you'll find your tolerance level
[03:27:10] <Valence_Desumo> once you find out what everything is in the first place
[03:27:18] <Valence_Desumo> word of advice: avoid anything related to meatspin
[03:27:24] <Sonikku> <OC> dear god you people are sick
[03:27:25] <Valence_Desumo> or 2girls1cup
[03:27:28] <Valence_Desumo> or blue waffle
[03:27:29] <OC> what's that
[03:27:30] <Sonikku> go look up 'shotacon'
[03:27:32] <Valence_Desumo> bwahahahahaha
[03:27:33] <Death> Meatspin = <3
[03:27:36] <Sonikku> its LITTLE BOYS for you
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[03:27:44] <Valence_Desumo> Shotacon, Son means
[03:27:45] <Death> COBALT
[03:27:46] <Death> HI
[03:27:52] <Cobalt> Wait it's that death
[03:27:57] <OC> hey cobalt
[03:28:00] <Cobalt> hi oc
[03:28:07] <Cobalt> here's a guy i know from skype
[03:28:15] <Death> Yeah, Cobalt
[03:28:28] <OC> um I don't wanna click on this meatspin thing
[03:28:32] <OC> considering what you've been showing me
[03:28:34] <Valence_Desumo> heh
[03:28:37] <Death> [REMOVED]
[03:28:39] <Death> Do it
[03:28:41] <Valence_Desumo> but don't be turned off by the internet
[03:28:43] <OC> errr
[03:28:44] <Death> DO IT, FAGGOT
[03:28:46] <Valence_Desumo> there's a lot of good things as well
[03:28:52] <GaryCXJk> [REMOVED]n
[03:28:54] <OC> well damn here I go
[03:28:54] <Cobalt> for example the irc
[03:29:04] <Valence_Desumo> there's the bad, the worse, and the worst of the worst
[03:29:06] <Cobalt> that's good about the internet
[03:29:13] <Valence_Desumo> and then there's good
[03:29:20] <OC> AUGH FUCK
[03:29:26] <Valence_Desumo> notably the big famous sites like youtube and facebook (opinions differ)
[03:29:30] <Valence_Desumo> the smaller sites
[03:29:31] <GaryCXJk> Fuck is the act of fornicating.
[03:29:31] <OC> ok never clicking another fucking link here
[03:29:38] <Valence_Desumo> the good communities you may or may not find
[03:29:38] <Sonikku> http://goog[REMOVED]
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[03:29:44] <Valence_Desumo> the games, the roms, the humor
[03:29:45] <OC> not falling for that
[03:29:48] <Cobalt> never clicking another fornicating link here
[03:29:51] <Death> lol
[03:29:53] <Sonikku> its google oc
[03:29:56] <Sonikku> fucking google
[03:30:00] <Sonikku> ITS A SEARCH ENGINE
[03:30:00] <OC> no you probably did something to that
[03:30:03] <Valence_Desumo> Google is a popular search engine
[03:30:04] <OC> not clicking
[03:30:09] <Valence_Desumo> a huge corporation
[03:30:10] <OC> I know what google is
[03:30:13] <Valence_Desumo> which has since -
[03:30:15] <Sonikku> how i hack google
[03:30:15] <Valence_Desumo> bwaha
[03:30:17] <Valence_Desumo> sorry
[03:30:21] <KilloZapit> fornicating link? how about just a masturbating link?
[03:30:29] <Valence_Desumo> KZ, how could you D:
[03:30:30] <OC> jesus christ you people
[03:30:32] <GaryCXJk> A search engine is a program framework created to make searching through a database of entries possible.
[03:30:37] <Valence_Desumo> why would you prefer solo over duo
[03:30:51] <Sonikku> i prefer solo girls B)
[03:30:52] <KilloZapit> no I am asking if he would click one
[03:30:53] <Valence_Desumo> really, OC
[03:31:00] <Cobalt> you can't be disappointed in yourself
[03:31:06] <Valence_Desumo> you've unfortunately picked a bad sample set of the internet to first expose yourself too
[03:31:16] <Valence_Desumo> *to
[03:31:27] <OC> well damn
[03:31:36] <OC> cobalt just told me to come here
[03:31:37] <Valence_Desumo> ha, no worries
[03:31:38] <OC> what an asshole
[03:31:45] <GaryCXJk> So anyway.
[03:31:46] <Valence_Desumo> just stick with what you know
[03:31:47] <Cobalt> yeesh oc
[03:31:48] <Valence_Desumo> oh, psh-
[03:31:54] <Valence_Desumo> I don't mean that #dungeon is a shitty place
[03:31:57] <KilloZapit> oh come on
[03:32:02] <Cobalt> you need to jump in or the water will always be cold
[03:32:07] <Valence_Desumo> the conversation just went to discuss the worst parts of the internet
[03:32:08] <GaryCXJk> It's not that #dungeon is a shitty place.
[03:32:15] <GaryCXJk> It's just that it's a shitty place.
[03:32:18] <OC> I'm p sure it's a shitty place after all this
[03:32:18] <KilloZapit> I wellcome anyone <3 as long as they are willing to click links
[03:32:23] * Valence_Desumo falls
[03:32:25] <Valence_Desumo> no, no
[03:32:28] <GaryCXJk> I agree with Zapit.
[03:32:33] <Valence_Desumo> we have pretty decent conversations
[03:32:33] <KilloZapit> I am sure we can find something for everyone here
[03:32:35] <Valence_Desumo> idle around a bit
[03:32:46] * Tailsko pets KiloZapit
[03:32:54] <KilloZapit> what? all we do is have gay cyber sex
[03:32:57] <Valence_Desumo> for one, there are conversations about the state of relationships in common society
[03:32:58] <OC> ew
[03:32:59] <Sonikku> killo if you come across girls fapping that is the one thing i like in porn
[03:33:00] <Sonikku> so
[03:33:01] <GaryCXJk> I'm still searching for that one Totally Spies porn with Mandy and Clover both being forced to have sex with each other.
[03:33:02] <KilloZapit> and it's fun <3
[03:33:03] <Sonikku> a
[03:33:09] <Valence_Desumo> goddamn it Killo
[03:33:17] <KilloZapit> whaaaat?
[03:33:18] <Valence_Desumo> I don't want you people to make OC never use the internet ever again
[03:33:20] <GaryCXJk> Killo's right though.
[03:33:24] <OC> ;_;
[03:33:24] <KilloZapit> O:3
[03:33:32] <GaryCXJk> All you guys ever have is gay cyber sex.
[03:33:33] <Death> OH SHIT
[03:33:34] <Death> [REMOVED]
[03:33:35] <Death> Guys
[03:33:36] <KilloZapit> why not?
[03:33:37] <OC> NO
[03:33:38] <NovaYoshi> I was freaking out the regulars in the MegaZeux channel by talking about Sarge
[03:33:38] <Death> look at this
[03:33:43] <Cobalt> it's ok oc you don't need to see this any more later
[03:33:50] <Death> It's not morbid or anything
[03:33:50] <OC> what
[03:33:57] <Death> It's moreso 'wtf how?'
[03:34:02] <NovaYoshi> They wondered why I was referring to my penis in 2nd person so I explained
[03:34:09] <KilloZapit> dude awesome
[03:34:10] <GaryCXJk> HOLY SHIT.
[03:34:14] * Valence_Desumo sighs
[03:34:15] <Cobalt> wat
[03:34:18] <Valence_Desumo> well, I'm off
[03:34:20] <GaryCXJk> That has to be fake, Death.
[03:34:34] <Valence_Desumo> OC, I hope you can reconsider your opinion of the internet after you've faced this
[03:34:39] <Death> Oof
[03:34:40] <OC> faced what
[03:34:42] <GaryCXJk> Seriously, anything poking out your belly is deadly.
[03:34:53] <GaryCXJk> So yeah, fake.
[03:34:54] <Valence_Desumo> us discussing the morbidity of the internet
[03:34:58] <KilloZapit> hey
[03:35:06] <KilloZapit> people can do some crazy shit
[03:35:10] <OC> my opinion of the internet went down the drain after this lesson
[03:35:15] <KilloZapit> fake or not it's still sexy
[03:35:18] <Valence_Desumo> exactly my point
[03:35:22] <GaryCXJk> Nah.
[03:35:22] <KilloZapit> but I wouldn't try it
[03:35:28] <GaryCXJk> I don't like dangling parts.
[03:35:28] <Death> Not really
[03:35:30] <Valence_Desumo> I very sincerely hope you can reconsider
[03:35:33] <Death> That's just weird!
[03:35:37] <GaryCXJk> And things poking out of bellies.
[03:35:45] <OC> well whatever so hey uh
[03:35:50] <Death> No
[03:35:51] <OC> anything else I should know
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[03:35:57] <GaryCXJk> Yes.
[03:36:05] <Valence_Desumo> I'm off
[03:36:06] <Cobalt> did you mention cophrophilia yet
[03:36:10] <OC> what
[03:36:11] <Death> Not that
[03:36:13] <Death> I mean this
[03:36:14] <Death> [REMOVED]
[03:36:15] <GaryCXJk> Cophrophilia?
[03:36:16] <KilloZapit> OC how old are you?
[03:36:17] <Death> THIS
[03:36:18] <Valence_Desumo> again, no one is a representative of the internet
[03:36:19] <Death> Is fucked up
[03:36:26] <OC> I'm 32
[03:36:30] <Sonikku> LOL
[03:36:34] <Cobalt> and what is this
[03:36:40] <KilloZapit> really? I am 31 ^_^
[03:36:43] <Sonikku> someone older than killo
[03:36:45] <Sonikku> oh shit
[03:36:47] <Death> And KZ isn't lying
[03:36:48] <GaryCXJk> Really? I'm over 9000!!!!
[03:36:49] <Death> Haha
[03:36:49] <GaryCXJk> Days old.
[03:36:49] <OC> wait valence are you leaving
[03:36:52] <KilloZapit> why spent so much time to be on the internet?
[03:36:57] <Valence_Desumo> yeah, I must go to bed
[03:37:01] <Valence_Desumo> also
[03:37:01] <OC> well fuck no more fun
[03:37:05] <OC> uh thanks for the lesson guys

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don't know how long ago this happened cause I never have timestamps on but I figured I'd pass it along

* OC (your@friendly.neighborhood.ocard) Quit (Quit: >you my just find)
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* raocow sets mode: +o Xkeeper
<@Xkeeper> if you see oc soon
<@Xkeeper> let him know i am going to strangle him
* Xkeeper sets mode: -o Xkeeper

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[21:27:16] <Cobalt> i want actual boys that look like boys having boy sex with each other

[Cobalt]

in the same context:

<Wareng> swear in spanish a lot that turns me on
<Wareng> even more than underage boys do

[Dan]

cool you can't make a "CONTEXT!!!" post without giving full context

<Wareng> oh wait i;m wareng not oc

[BeatBoxingBoo]

<Wareng> i hate people who are black

[Dan]

it's out of context day

<BeatBoxingBoo> i hate people who are like
<moops|letscode> im not even pale
<Wareng> i hate people who are black\
<Wareng> jk lolmao