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Omg Omegle (Close this. Quick, or he'll see it.)

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SpikyRat
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Re: Omg Omegle

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
You: Hi.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omg Omegle

Post by Wareng Teng »

OK EDIT:

You don't have to reference raocow. Actually, if you've done it once, don't do it again. It gets old. And while the above post is indeed funny, try to think outside the box. Be clever. Play mind games. Do whatever you can to make hilarity ensue.

tl;dr enough raocow. more trickery.
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Ah omegle. Love it :)

Even made 3 real friends on there. Don't ask how.
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Re: Omg Omegle

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Omegle wrote:Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: ZOMGAWD HAI DER
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what?
You: I have no idea :3
Stranger: where are you from?
You: A place called "Earth", you might have heard of it, third planet from the sun?
You: And yourself?
*About a minute later*
Omegle wrote:You: OH, FINE, BE RACIST TO EARTH PEOPLE!
You have disconnected.
If you need a hand with Mario Romhacking in some way, feel free to PM me. I'll try and answer. <3
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Re: Omg Omegle

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Stranger: lolz
You: DON'T LAUGH IN THE CLASSROOM!
Stranger: what do we have here a troll
You: Um, no.
You: YOU'RE THE TROLL! OMG! TROLL! BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!
Stranger: your the one acting like a troll u little faggot
You: Shaddup, retard.
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Once upon a time, there was a duck.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: duck ?
You: Then the duck bit the dog's head off. The end.
Stranger: hahhahhahahah
Stranger: lolololololololololollololo
Stranger: u r telling story ?
You: I SAID THE END!
You have disconnected
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Awesomeness.
Stranger: Hey hey sugar.
You: Hey hey retard.
Stranger: What's crackin', babe?
You: Your head when I break it open.
Stranger: Teehee I love it when you talk dirty, doll!
You: SHADDUP!
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Quiz time: Have you watched your cheese today?
Stranger: hi
You: HAVE YOU WATCHED YOUR CHEESE TODAY?!
Stranger: ??
You: Wrong answer! It's yes.
You: Next question: 1+1=?
Stranger: 2
You: Right answer.
You: Next question: Does cheese multiply to dog?
Stranger: no
You: Wrong answer! It's rabies.
You: Next question: Do you have a dog?
Stranger: i have once
You: Next question: Does a cat eat your head?
Stranger: why do you ask me these questions?
Stranger: no
Stranger: strange
You: Why do must you be a confused person! THE ANSWER IS CHEESE! GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME!
You: Does a dead turkey multiply into little bunny rabbits?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omg Omegle

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kilon wrote:Ah omegle. Love it :)

Even made 3 real friends on there. Don't ask how.
Yeah, I've made some friends on there too. To be honest I think it's a neat idea and the kind of trolling that's being laughed at here is not my favourite thing in the world, let's say...
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Re: Omg Omegle

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi.
Stranger: hello
You: .olleH
Stranger: Aha.
You: .ahA
Stranger: iH
You: Hi.
Stranger: Aha.
Stranger: Come on...
You: No.
Stranger: say something
You: Moo.
Stranger: ...............?
You: I said something.
Stranger: .god.
Stranger: like a child.
Stranger: are you chinese?
You: WHY DO YOU DISLIKE MOOING?! ARE YOU RACIST TO COWS?!
You: And no.
Stranger: ......-_-
Stranger: .....And where are u from?
You: A place that is not China.
Stranger: oh .where.?
You: I SAID NOT CHINA AND I MEAN NOT CHINA!
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Re: Omg Omegle

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Connecting to server...
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...
Error connecting to server...
Connect to similar connection? Yes/No
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Error, bad input.
Connect to similar connection? Yes/No
Yes
Connecting to wall outlit...
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SPPPZZZBAAAAAAAAP!!!
You are now ctonenced, but wtih eorrs on pgae.
Dubiom: Hey cechk out my lesatt nveol aubot cckhien gyus! It's 1337.
Affalappa: Ddue sotp sowhnig off man.
URsername: Wow I cenontced and it's gihltnicg lkie hlel. It's a siusrprse aynnoe can raed tihs.
Dubiom: Errm waht the hlel are you tlainkg aubot? Nhitnog is gnchiltig at all.
URsername: No I tnihk tihs is olny hppaneig on my cutmoper. All of you suohld be albe to see the msesgees fnie. But on my ceoumptr it's all mxied up.

Too be continued.
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: WOAH!!!
Stranger: f/m
You: WOAH!!!
Stranger: no
You: WOAH!!!
Stranger: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
You: WOAH!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omg Omegle

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey there
You: EVIL BUNNY!
Stranger: haha cute
You: No, it's very ugly. >:(
Stranger: kinda like donny darko
You: ...
You: Hi.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: so whats your name?
You: Themasterofeverythingandhasthepowertokillyourightnow.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: sounds good
You: Lol.
Stranger: so are u male or female?
You: THEMASTEROFEVERYTHING HAS NO GENDER!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: helloo there
You: When did you get here?
You: HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!
Stranger: idk how did i get here?!?!?!
Stranger: ahhhhhhhh the voices have taken control!
You: I DON'T WANT ANY CHEEZE!
Stranger: VOICES TAKE ME BACK TO THE LAND OF POLYVORE!
You: STOP TOUCHING MY GRAPEFRUIT! I JUST CLEANED IT!
Stranger: oops sorry
You: RARGHJHLIHKGYGKUJYGKUJYGKUG!
Stranger: can i touch the oranges?
You: Yeah, ok.
Stranger: -touches oranges- woops i think i broke it
You: FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~
Stranger: sowry =(
You: NOW I CAN'T EAT MY OREOS!
You: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
Stranger: IM SORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY!
Stranger: -cries-
Stranger: ima bad gurrrrrrrrrrrrrl
You: I CAN'T EVEN STAND TO LOOK AT MY OREOS!
You: DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE MILK!
Stranger: ='[
You: I'M GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME AND MOVE TO FINLAND NOW!
Stranger: im a destructive child
You: YOU'RE DOG SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU BETTER!
You: HOW CAN I EVEN START TO FIX THESE ORANGES?!
Stranger: you did not go theere beeotchh
Stranger: MAKE ORANGE JUICE
You: I'M NOT A BENCH.
Stranger: yess you are
Stranger: my dog said so!
You: MY MAIN PURPOSE IS NOT TO BE SIT ON!
You: YOU'RE DOG CAN SUCK ON A CUCUMBER!
Stranger: YOUR A UGLY BEEOTCH
Stranger: THE VOICES ARE TELLING ME TO SIK MY DOG ON YOU!
You: OH, NOW YOU SAY I'M A BEE?! I'LL STAB YOU WITH MY HENNIE!
Stranger: I WILL HIT YOU WITH A FLY SWATTER!
Stranger: AND IM NOT GONNA FIX YA DAMN ORANGES
You: THE VOICES ARE ONLY THE MENTAL SOUNDS FORMED BY THE THOUGHTS OF YOU'RE GUILT!
You: YOU ARE GUILTY OF THIS CRIME! YOU MUST DIE!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: THE VOICES ARE TELLIN ME TO GO ALL NINJA ON YOU
You: *stabs*
You: I feel better.
You: Bye.
You have disconnected.
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Re: Omg Omegle

Post by Wareng Teng »

Dealth.
My god.
CLOSE THIS THREAD BEFORE DEALTH SEES IT
[9:03:34 PM] Dealth0072: THIS THREAD
[9:03:35 PM] Dealth0072: IS LEGIT
[9:03:36 PM] Dealth0072: IT STAYS
[9:03:37 PM] Boko Bono: FUCK
[9:03:39 PM] Dealth0072: UR POST IS DELETED
[9:03:44 PM] Boko Bono: WHAT THE SHIT
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Re: Omg Omegle (Close this. Quick, or he'll see it.)

Post by runjonnyrun »

giving yourself a false injury is fun. :D



Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: do you know how to defuse a bomb?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: cut the green wire
You: are you serious?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: always the green one
You: you've been doing it like that? i'm surprised you haven't blown up!
Stranger: nah - that always works for me
You: you haven't lost any limbs?
Stranger: nah - still got all 7 of them
You: wow. i tried cutting the green wire once. now i only have one arm, two legs, and one foot. it's really hard typing right now since i only have one arm. actually, my arm's starting to hurt. i'm getting off. kthanksbye!!!!
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Re: Omg Omegle

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bokobono wrote:Dealth.
My god.
CLOSE THIS THREAD BEFORE DEALTH SEES IT
[9:03:34 PM] Dealth0072: THIS THREAD
[9:03:35 PM] Dealth0072: IS LEGIT
[9:03:36 PM] Dealth0072: IT STAYS
[9:03:37 PM] Boko Bono: FUCK
[9:03:39 PM] Dealth0072: UR POST IS DELETED
[9:03:44 PM] Boko Bono: WHAT THE SHIT
I don't get it.
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SpikyRat wrote:
bokobono wrote:Dealth.
My god.
CLOSE THIS THREAD BEFORE DEALTH SEES IT
[9:03:34 PM] Dealth0072: THIS THREAD
[9:03:35 PM] Dealth0072: IS LEGIT
[9:03:36 PM] Dealth0072: IT STAYS
[9:03:37 PM] Boko Bono: FUCK
[9:03:39 PM] Dealth0072: UR POST IS DELETED
[9:03:44 PM] Boko Bono: WHAT THE SHIT
I don't get it.
This thread has gone to hell so I requested it to be closed.
Mainly because there is a flood of unfunny chat logs making up the bulk of this.
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Re: Omg Omegle

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bokobono wrote:
SpikyRat wrote:I don't get it.
This thread has gone to hell so I requested it to be closed.
Mainly because there is a flood of unfunny chat logs making up the bulk of this.
Then what does Dealth have to do with it?
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I'm uncertain as to whether I like Omegle... I've talked to three people so far. The first one asked me to send pictures of myself if I was a girl, the second one was more normal, and the third one I had a decent conversation with up to this point:

Stranger: so are u a guy or a girl?
You: ...
Stranger: I like titties

I then fled to the safety of the Talkhaus.

So, a question: Is it really that common for strangers on Omegle to be perverts, or is this just me having bad luck again?
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cheez8 wrote:So, a question: Is it really that common for strangers on Omegle to be perverts, or is this just me having bad luck again?
Man, the whole internet is full of pervies, nowhere is safe.
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Witness my ongoing battle against "asl"!
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Hi
Stranger: hiiii
You: Yay!
Stranger: what's?
You: You didn't start with asl.
You: People keep doing that.
Stranger: what is asl??
You: I dunno. Something like "age, sex, location."
Stranger: ohhh
You: It's also what the word of advice says is boring.
You: I agree with that advice.
Stranger: Age: 20
Stranger: location: Brasil
You: No, no, I didn't ask for it!
Stranger: ¬¬
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
sigh... On the other hand, some people are the complete opposite.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey there
You: By any chance are you sitting next to an omelet?
You: I lost mine.
Stranger: I'm afraid I merely have a pancake, you are out of luck sir
You: Aw man. I would accept it but it's probably someone else's.
You: I don't want to scar anybody for life.
Stranger: I would be honoured if you were to take my pancake
You: Oh yay!
You: Does it come with free syrup?
Stranger: Maple and/or chocolate
Stranger: I leave the choice to you, sir
You: Hooray! I choose maple.
Stranger: Enjoy, it is a pleasure to have made your day
You: Why thank you, noble computer user.
Stranger: You're welcome
Stranger: Now I must depart
Stranger: There are many other people on this web of ours lacking pancakes
Stranger: Farewell!
You: Goodbye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Post by chrishy »

cheez8 wrote:So, a question: Is it really that common for strangers on Omegle to be perverts, or is this just me having bad luck again?
If you act normal (asking "What's up?" or "How are you?" is more normal than "asl?"), then you'll get a better response. But I'd say 75% of Omegle is trolls and perverts looking for webcamz and pix.

Recently, I had a wonderful hour-long chat with a guy named Bobby. Now we each have the others email address and are still chatting. So, they aren't all freaks.

If you act odd, otherwise normal people may look like trolls. Take me, for instance. If someone wants to be funny, I'll joke back with them then leave soonish. :)
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Post by Chernobog »

Stranger: asl?
You: bunny.
Stranger: thats hot
You: ;) I know, right?
Stranger: lets sex
You: ;D oh yeah
Stranger: sex
Stranger: sex
You: sex
Stranger: sex
You: sex
Stranger: its fun
You: mmmmhmmm
You: sex
Stranger: ill give you a moneyback guarantee
You: :D
You: you are amazing
You: want to get married?
Stranger: yes please!
You: :D
You: I love you so much!
Stranger: me too!
Stranger: lets share a moment!
Stranger: a grand moment!
You: :D
You: you got it!
Stranger: baby i love the way you move
You: I love the way you style
Stranger: thank honeybunch
You: ^_^
You: only the best for you, baby
Stranger: so am i the guy or the girl?
You: I have no idea.
Stranger: who is gunna wear the pants?
You: I WILL! ::raises hand anxiously::
Stranger: so are you a girl or a guy for real...?
You: guy.
You: what are you?
Stranger: guy
You: figured.
Stranger: this is fun
You: hahahaha
Stranger: well... then i guess we shall share GAY LOVE!
You: AWWWW YEEEAHHHH
You: it's GAY LOVE! betweeeeen twwooo gaaaayss!
Stranger: is it just me or are there like no girls on...?
You: well, apparently I just ran into a wet, horny chick
You: but I didn't believe her
You: because she obviously was a dude
Stranger: that doesnt sound too authentic
You: I know, right?
You: it was all like "hi, m or f?"
You: so I was all like "m"
You: and it was all like "f"
You: and I said "what's up?"
You: and she's like "wet, horny, you?"
You: and so I was like yeah you're definitely a dude.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: nice call
Stranger: well no offense but im gunna go try and find some chicks...
You: oh no worries I understand completely
You: good luck
Stranger: same to you
not one of my funniest conversations, but one of the better ones I've had since this topic's been created.
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Re: Omg Omegle (Close this. Quick, or he'll see it.)

Post by Dealth0072 »

Closed due to OP's request.







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