Seriously, screw you all.

[BreakTargets]

(I cross-posted this to as many sites' forums as possible to get the word out about how stupid everyone is. This first originated on my DeviantART page.)

Short version: You all are too stupid. Doing retarded stuff just to be funny. I hate every single one of you. You need to stop right now.


Normal version: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? Is everyone so stupid, that everyone wants to resort to stupidity to get some laughs in? This is the downfall of humanity!
People are trolling even though the rules say not to, but nobody tells moderators about it!
People post the same damn memes everywhere. It's annoying as hell! Why doesn't anyone stop this?
Why are there stupid phrases that you all love to say? (I refuse to post these, you all know what I'm talking about.)
People just post random stuff for no reason just for a quick laugh or two. Well, I'm not laughing at your bullcrap.
You all need to stop. It's obviously retarded. I'm not trying to start drama, because that, too, is retarded.

...in fact, how do people love this stuff without being annoyed themselves? Am I the only person complaining about this?

You all brought this upon yourselves, you know.

...in fact, why don't you all just join those websites where I post this and kill your sanity all over again there?
http://www.rockmanpm.com http://starmen.net http://www.thespeedgamers.com http://www.destructoid.com

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nedm

[Dan]

you're right ban everyone

[Bean]

Hmm... Only one way to respond to this. Check that spoiler box, my man.

Long ago, seven Dragonballs were forged and scattered over the face of the planet. Once united, the Eternal Dragon will be called forth to grant the discoverer... a single wish.

Dragon Ball, gotta find that Dragon Ball
Don't stop until you've got 'em all, the seven magic balls
It's all you got to do to have your wish come true

Get that Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball
The greatest test of all is to find that seventh ball

Danger all around you
Villains everywhere
Evil, it surrounds you
Keep on searching but beware

Goku! He's going to show you!
He's going to help you find the waaaaay!
Goku! He's going to show you!
He and his friends are gonna save the daaaaay!

Dragon Ball
There's always even lurking till the Dragon calls
You won't believe the magic in those seven balls
Everybody's searching for the Dragon Ball!

[ultratowel112]

Do you realize that you are giving the "trolls" exactly what they want? They troll to get a reaction, which is exactly what you are giving them. If you want the "trolls" to go away, you just have to ignore them.

P.S. I was going to respond by saying "Cool story, bro", but I decided that it would be in bad taste.

[rubberfishy]

cat planet cat planet

[limepie20]

Cool story, bro

[Argumentable]

Speaking as someone who had a mentally retarded friend I am offended by this post, furthermore

[S.N.N.]

haha you're awesome man. excuse me while i bow to your iq.

[raocow]

cool cat planet, bro

[Aposke]

Damn you raocow, I wanted to say that!

Anyways, couldn't this thread just be one of those poor attempts at trolling trolls? An attempt that REALLY failed, just like most others?
After all, we're giving HIM attention he doesn't deserve, some even try to argue with him... I say let the thread die.

[Paralars]

tl;dr

[haligonian]

yuh
tl;dr

[Falky]

I thought raocow didn't post in the gazebo? >_>

[TRS]

...in fact, why don't you all just join those websites where I post this and kill your sanity all over again there?
http://www.rockmanpm.com http://starmen.net http://www.thespeedgamers.com http://www.destructoid.com

What if I told you I've already joined all of those sites?

[Daarkbuu]

Seriously, screw you all.

[limepie20]

I do.

Hes my fried.

[Aposke]

I do.

Hes my fried.

You fried what? Chicken?

[Paralars]

[limepie20]

no my "n" key is sorry broken

[RikunFrances]

Trolololololololololololol.
All your base are belong to us.
Cat Planet Cat Planet Cat Planet.
Sorry, tl;dr.
Trolls have rights too!
Nd I is offended. U shuld feel sory, I are retarted all over.

In all seriousness, successful troll is successful at baiting more troll. You're just feeding them dude, get over it, people are stupid. I think some trolls are funny myself. :/

[Iron Fin]

Holy crap a meme, I'm screwed.

[GVirusG]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIdSVTLpzqY

"Hi"
"Can I help you?"
"Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses please?"
"Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you. Here you go"
"That's me. How much is it?"
"Gotta be 18$"
"Here you go, keep the change. Hi doggy"
"You're my favorite customer"
"Thanks a lot. Bye!"
"Babye!"


What the hell is a Babye?


P.S. Obvious Trolling is obviously intended ^^

[Dan]

this thread is actually starting to piss me off because the idiots are coming out of the woodwork to spam it up with retarded memes