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Avocado Cinnamon Swirl Mafia SIGNUPS (CLOSED)

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Avocado Cinnamon Swirl Mafia SIGNUPS (CLOSED)

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The game has begun!

GOD has seen fit to breathe new life into this wretched hell, and I, Her servant, must obey Her will. Only one things remains to bind me to this cesspool, my purgatory, my most hateful and vile penance; for my sins I am cursed to wander these boards until the last ghastly phantom of a user has passed on, all the while tolling the bell, calling the townspeople to meetings, twisting directionless at the mercy of the power roles. When will my suffering end? Alas! weep with me, talkhausers, and let us bring an end to this spiteful tradition. I beg you - complete just one game successfully. Ease my pain and yours. And for the love of GOD, SEND YOUR NIGHT ACTIONS ON TIME.

Welcome to Mafia!

What is mafia?
The basic premise of mafia is this: there are two teams, the town and the mafia. Obviously these two cannot live side by side, so the ultimate goal of each team is to destroy the other team. No townsperson knows who is mafia; therefore, much of the game is spent trying to weed out mafia members. To aid in this search, the town has several specialized roles. Among these are the cop, who investigates people to learn what team they are on, and the doctor, who can save people from being killed by the mafia. Both the town and the mafia have specialized roles, and the doctor and cop are not the only ones, but for the purpose of this intro I will not go into detail about each role.

The game is divided into two parts: night and day. At night, the mafia decides on who to kill and any other actions that may be available to them. In addition, any "power roles" from the town (e.g. cop, doctor) will send their actions to the host. Once all actions have been sent out, night ends. In the daytime, all players participate in a vote. They must decide on whom to lynch that day. The purpose of this is to lynch a mafia member, but as townspeople cannot tell who is mafia, it often ends with the lynching of one of their own. Daytime ends after the lynch.

The game continues in this way until either the mafia outnumbers the town, or when all the mafia have died.
Rules!

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1. You do not talk about mafia outside of the thread. That means no theorizing, no asking "what's your role?", no nothing. If you are part of a team, like the mafia, you are allowed to discuss with them however and whenever you like. If you have this really great strategy planned out and you need to tell someone something to make it work, but no one else can see it, you'll have to send me a PM and I'll relay it. Of course, you can still talk about things like how great the game or the host is in IRC. 

2. You cannot post in the thread during the night, unless you just died and you'd like to make a last statement. Please do not include results of investigations such as "I investigated X and he was Y", or who your partners are, in your last statement. Basically, only really, really general stuff (or just something dumb), and nothing that can really change how the game is going. If you had something to say, you should've said it while you were alive.

3. The host is always right, and should not be doubted. The host never makes any mistakes (except when he does).

4. During the night, you must send me, the host, what you would like to do as a night action in a PM. If you don't choose a target in 48 hours, you will probably be killed and removed from play. Don't do this. If you have to go for a few days and can't play, PM me and we'll work something out.

5. During the day, everyone votes on who should be lynched. Once a majority is reached, or everyone has either voted or resigned their vote, a 24 hour countdown starts. Once it ends, the person with the most votes is lynched.

6. Under no circumstances should you quote a PM from the host, or forge one for that matter. If you want to claim that you received a report, provide no other evidence than your own credibility.

7. The game ends when all mafia are dead, or when the mafia outnumbers the town.
:!: :!: HOW TO PLAY WELL / HOW TO PLAY BADLY :!: :!:
Mafia games are fun when people use trickery and mind games to help their team win. This is an art form, and is hard to master, but don't be discouraged from trying. In almost every talkhaus mafia game there is inevitably a bandwagon phase - after a while, things get so dull that people will vote to lynch the first person whose name comes up with no good reason. Alternatively, things get so dull that people just stop posting. Mafia is not a game of mindless voting, it is a game of thinking. Games go well when mafia use the system to their advantage (posting fake reports, claiming to be roles they aren't) and townspeople have actual discussions about the evidence - fake or real - that is presented to them. Games go poorly when no reports are offered, no roles are claimed, and no discussion happens. To see what a good game looks like, check out Cookies 'n' Cream Mafia, Vainilla Mafia, and Butter Pecan Mafia. Any game with "RIP Mafia" beside it was so bad it killed the fad for months, so check those out to see how not to play.
MAFIA HALL OF FAME SHAME
Vanilla Mafia (Sillyman)
Caramel Mafia (Don Zanevsky)
Chocolate Mafia (Sillyman) (RIP Mafia #1)
Double Mint Chocolate Chip Mafia (Time Traveler)
Neapolitan Mafia (Don Zanevsky)
Mocha Moolatte Mafia (Argumentable)
Cookies 'n' Cream Mafia (limepie20)
Double Chocolate Mafia (Sillyman)
Secret Santa Mafia (O-Card) (RIP Mafia #2)
Vainilla Mafia (O-Card)
Butter Pecan Mafia (Don Zanevsky)
Strawberry Mafia (Argumentable) (RIP Mafia #3)
Cookie Dough Mafia (Don Zanevsky)
Pumpkin Pie Mafia (Aposke) (RIP Mafia #4)

SIGNUPS
Signups are open for a week or something, or until the limit (probably 18 players) is reached.
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LukaRamu
Validon98
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Jesuiscontent
Bartle
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Paralars
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alex2
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Tsurugi
Falky
Nabe
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this is freaking dumb and a terrible idea and will end badly
i sign up
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I read the actual rules a bit ago, and it's definitely the most confusing version of mafia ever. Seriously, I've only ever played with 3 mafia, 2 cops and a doctor.
I'm also terrible at this game.

Sign me up too~
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Signing up for Mafia Death #5!
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Aposke wrote:Signing up for Mafia Death #5!
O ye of little faith
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Oh man, signing up for this one!
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i sign up
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I have NEVER played one of these mafia games before. And I can't tell a lie to save my life.
But goddamnit, this looks interesting. Sign me up!
Because Touhou OCs can in fact exist, sounds fake I know.

I can't change my username but I go by Vali/Claire now (aka call me Vali or Claire at your leisure ^^).

I never update this currently playing section anymore, it's probably an RPG or something.

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WHOOOOAAAAA I play

How much time before "Avocado Caramel Swirl Mafia Sucks" this time, I wonder
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The most requiring of getting used to flavoured mafia game yet, I wonder who's gonna get pissed and ruin it all this time around!
I'm in!
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I'll sign up for this. Never played Mafia before, but I'm sure I'll either learn fast or fail hilariously
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This game's gonna be short
The game continues in this way until either the mafia outnumbers the town, or the town outnumbers the mafia.
No, I'm not signing up
I'm on Youtube andTwitter and Discord so say hi to me on there cause I don't really post here also I have sigs off so I can make my sig as ugly as I want and it won't bother me this is my sig btw
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fixd thx
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Most alex2 for talkhaus mosts
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me me pick me
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Tsurugi wrote:
It rises again
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Signing up.
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Signups are cut off at 16
In other words, there's one more spot
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/in
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k
I'll make a thread at some point in time. Maybe tomorrow
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Make it extra horrible and add a vent and I can do the venting
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Can do

Not the vent part, the other thing
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What even is avocado caramel swirl.
It sounds terrible.
Like, pick a good flavour next time.
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