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The ever-infamous pairing of a Talkhauser and a Touhou.

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The ever-infamous pairing of a Talkhauser and a Touhou.

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*Clears his throat* As many of you know, I've ben trying to clear Phantasm lately. Well there's a reason why I've gone out of my comfort zone to accomplish such a feat. It's in the form of a certain Youkai of Boundaries. You see, I've bumped into someone who knows anything and everything about Touhou, and they have a channel that they tend to RP with. Yeah, I've RPed with them, yes, I do that kind of stuff, so what? Anyway, I've ended up getting tortured by our gap-forming friend, and so forth. Shortly after it started, on the Gensokyo Minecraft server, I've been tortured by a mod, who HAPPENS to be the gap youkai of the server. Killed in different ways. Come 1.8, she's stopped. However, after she was switched to Survival recently, on a temporary map, I took the opportunity to swoop in and kill her. I've made the whole server crack up, but the admin switched our roles, putting her in Creative, and me in Survival, and you get http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLatD_koFO4 where she torments me all over again. In an ironic twist, you see the person I mentioned earlier post in the comments. But here's the kicker! Somebody showed me to http://shindanmaker.com/23539 where you get paired up with a touhou character. I lazily put in "punisher", complete with the lowercase P, and who do I get? Yes, ladies and gentlemen, HER! As many of you may or may not know, our friend Cobalt tends to cringe at the mention of a certain pokemon, whom I shall not say, since we've formed a truce. I now react like him whenever the youkai of boundaries is mentioned. This has spread like wildfire, and as you saw in that video, the cringing bit has spread outside of the Talkhaus. I feel like I'll only get over this when I beat Phantasm, and I've made it to Boundary of Life and Death, so it should be soon.

tl;dr: Don't mention her name around me, since I've been mentally scarred. Rikun didn't help matters much, either. ._.;
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What the hell is this post
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Seriously is this a drunk post?
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If you were a Skypehauser, the post would make sense. Basically, I've been asked why I tend to go "ADFJGKFSJHLKSJHLFG" Whenever she's mentioned. This is basically to generally explain it, instead of having to type the whole damn story over again. Too bad you two aren't a part of the Skypehaus. :V
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Bascially he is traumatised by any mention of Yukari.

Be it name, referances to gaps or giant pictures.

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It must be difficult to beat Phantasm if you get mentally scared every time you see Yukari.
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I, too, throw a tantrum at the mere mention of video game characters

I am also 3 years old
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GOD DAMMIT, FREELOP.

And no, it's not because I die a lot in Phantasm. As a matter of fact, I've been doing Phantasm just to get over all of this.
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Argumentable wrote:What the hell is this post
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GAP

Does that traumatize you
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you guys are fucking weird
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My bride is Sakuya
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I only came here because Argumentable posted
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this shit again

it was horrible enough with cobalt and snivy don't need more of that
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Punisher is just trying to hide his huge Yukari fetish.

Yukari

Basically he was youtube touhou RPing as some character and another RPer who's really good at making stories RPed as Yukari who would constantly torture his character and I guess it went to his head because that stories been finished for a long time and he still goes on about it.

He also wants to fist Yukari.
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He's over it now anyway because he beat her on PCB
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Why is this garbage thread still a sticky?
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I never noticed this was a sticky before now.
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