Human Coning

[ProfessorDemetri]

And here I read that as Cloning, and it's not until I started reading what you guys were saying that I realized...
And then I laughed WAY to hard. At work. Manager gave me a weird look.
Good going talkhaus lol.

[kilon]

Every now and then there comes a thread where the posts are good and not either horribly bad, granted or trolled in a wrong way.

It's the surprise of what thread will be like this next that keeps me going here I guess.

[limepie20]

What's the problem here? Human Coning is a serious subject.

[morsel/morceau]

You got that right. As a Sous Chef in a curry-house I have to take my cumin honing skills very seriously indeed.

[maket000]

This morning as I was venturing out of the confines of my house I noticed a human standing on the side of the street. As I continued to observe him it occurred to me that he may have been one of the coned humans, more specifically one of the traficus species. My suspicions were intensified as I noticed the cars swerving out of his direction as they drove down the street.

Curious, I took to the internet to see any other reasons for this abnormal occurrence.

After filtering out the "reliable sources", I came across an interesting article regarding the new government projects to convert traffic cones into humans to increase their effectiveness.
This project has been going on in secret for approximately 3 years and has just been unveiled recently.
The one downfall of these "humanized cones" is that most of them cannot release their coneish nature and do not realize they have to ingest nourishment and soon die.

Once the humanizing of cones is perfected I feel that it could be one of the greatest inventions of our time. Soon they may even have ice cream cones that look and behave like humans too!

[RobinLSL]

As far as I'm concerned, cone humaning is a better prospect than human coning. Since the cone is a dying species (I dare you to prove me wrong), its best to convert all of them before there is only one left and he doesn't have any friends. Let's not forget the fact that the human coning technologies are just not advanced enough yet to create enough cones to counteract their natural death.

[Dollop of Mayo]

I dare YOU to prove YOURSELF CORRECT.

C'owned.

[Yonowaaru]

I am completely for human coining. It should be encouraged to turn eachother into money, for this is the way of the survival of the fittest. We will need to find out a way to transform them back, though.

[Somepartsareme]

human coning

[RobinLSL]

An inflatable cone hat? That's not good enough.

[Yonowaaru]

Hey there KNOWYOURMEME, we were the first with cone-ing. Don't you dare steal it away!
C-O-N-E-I-N-G

[kilon]

Hey there KNOWYOURMEME, we were the first with cone-ing. Don't you dare steal it away!
C-O-N-E-I-N-G

lame. It isn't even human coning
Everyone can ice cone. That's no fun.

[ProfessorDemetri]

I dunno...
Ice coning might taste better then human coning.
Jussayin'.

[RobinLSL]

Blasphemy!!!

As punishment, you will be Totemiz - errr I mean you will be coned.

[RobinLSL]

Hey guyze, I got an update!!! Oh no, they are making progress. Who, you ask? Well THEY, of course!

The project is going along faster than expecting, they are almost at the level where they can cone polar bears. Here's a photo I managed to take on my latest infiltration: http://tinyurl.com/8yajbwj

Uh-oh

[Dan]

Why bump this with a broken hotlink

[freelop]

If you add www. it works

[Ashan]

Or just click here.

I don't see the point of tiny URL.

[Argumentable]

Or just click here.

You mean on your broken link?

[Dan]

.

[Argumentable]

More like . am I right?

[Argumentable]

I was right

[Ashan]

ಠ_ಠ
You edited my post, didn't you.

Here's the real link:
http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/traf ... r-bear.jpg

[Argumentable]

No, I quoted it