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That's awesome. I'm actually properly interested in reading the next chapter.
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A RAoD fanfic featuring realistic bodysize raocow?
Do want.
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Haha, I never said what size they were in terms of body except height in my fanfictions, mainly cause I dunno what raocow looks like.
However, bishonen!raocow and AOD for your viewing pleasure:
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It was a doodle that turned into an okay drawing lol.
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Aposke wrote:A RAoD fanfic featuring realistic bodysize raocow?
Do want.
http://i53.tinypic.com/ddyt0w.jpg


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morsel/morceau wrote: Coming soon, Chapter 2: AOD Loves Clients


Well, I wasn't actually to going to write a second chapter, but something made me do it. Slight change of title (oh, and this one's rated R).

Chapter 2: RikunFrances Loves Clients
For many years after, AOD's mother was to recall, to her friends and to the customers that came to her little Vietnamese restaurant, the reaction of the midwife upon the birth of her son. Even that hardy woman had been unable to mask her admiration at the formidible sex organ hanging between the babe's thighs, somewhat like the wattles of a turkey in appearence, and had exclaimed "Well. He won't have to worry about showering with the other boys, will he?"

This habit of his mother pained her son. AOD was of a reserved nature, cultivating studious habits and living his life rather after the manner of a hermit-crab. His studies, which concentrated upon the medium of the comic book, had almost consumed his life. Indeed, he had even gone so far as to write a philosophical treatise on the logical bases of this artform. Artis Sequentiae Principia Mathematica, brilliant but quixotic, and decidely uncommercial, had been roundly rejected by the publishing houses. AOD's quest for solace from his disappointments in this field (how would he ever be able to raise the money to self-publish?) took him to his favourite bookshop, a little place on the West Side owned and run by an old Jamaican. There he would sit in the kitchen at the back of the house after trading-hours. talking with the owner while his grand-daughter prepared her soup.

This grand-daughter (Rikun-Frances by name) was a large black woman, with the hips of a mare and teats like live melons. She earned her living by entertaining guests in her bedroom above the bookshop. AOD grew rather fond of her company, and he would have spent more time at the bookshop had she not told him he was scaring away her business. Despite his occasional temptation (and what would have been more natural?), he had not gone to bed with her, and therefore was still a virgin by the time he began to work on a cooperative project with a certain comic book artist ... it was from this obstensibly working-relationship that arose a strange and breathless anxiety he found he could not ignore. The more he tried to squelch that torrent of feeling, the deeper he tried to sink into his work, the greater was the agony he had to endure. Giving in after a sleepless night, he rode the early-evening bus to the West Side, clutching the fifteen dollar fee in his fist, for what seemed like an eternity. Rikun-Frances, expecting, in that room with its pale candlelight masking the stained sheets of previous loves, from his slight physique to have to deal with a nervous child, suddenly found herself confronted by a man of such power, that her hardened body struggled to adjust itself. She could only thank God for having been born before losing herself in that unbearable pain.
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Yes, this is so awesome, keep going.
The Rikun-Frances stuff really cracked me up, I have to say.
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So, Rikun, how does it feel to be involved in one of those... stories... yourself?
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Why did I bang AOD...?
T_T
I wanted Marisa or at least Giovanni. You could have made it gay, but you made me a black chick with an asian.

Oh well, I am amused nonetheless.
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RikunFrances wrote:I wanted Marisa
Brb, writing a fic about Rikun getting it on with Marisa.
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New picture, based on the song Tonight, by Enrique Iglasias.
The coloring is plain and stuff because as you can see, the lineart got muffed up. >: |
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Omg bishie!raocow is dominant this time. <3

EDIT**

raocow's TV tropes now has a Slash Fic trope. ;D Yup.
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there is no ascii emoticon for the look on my face right now

edit: there is now a link to this thread under "stalker with a crush" thanks to your truly.

edit edit: where are raocow's hands

WHERE ARE raocow'S HANDS
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I can now never delete this thread, thanks TVTropes
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Just when you think people reached the limit..

I'm going to wait with lunch until I get it out of my head.
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Ya know, the raocow tvtropes page doesn't have an image yet. I propose using one of RikunFrances's.
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You know... Hito and AOD are doing a minecrat let's play. I mean, I'm seeing them in kiiro (yellow) miner's hats, carrying their chibi (little) - LOL- torches, so kawaii (cute), and raocow's looking in through the window with smudgy eyes, because, you know, he's being crushed by the unbearable weight of frustrated desire.

Make it happen, Frannybear.
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RikunFrances can be the creeper.
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I just laughed so hard I started choking, oh God. XD
I should. I SHOULD. YES MORSEL I SHALL. :>

Oh and raocow's hands, well, they're behind AOD, which can only mean one thing in the way he's spooning sensually...I mean holding him.

OKAY DONE WITH THE PIC MORSEL
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rubberfishy wrote:RikunFrances can be the creeper.
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RikunFrances wrote:I just laughed so hard I started choking, oh God. XD
I should. I SHOULD. YES MORSEL I SHALL. :>

Oh and raocow's hands, well, they're behind AOD, which can only mean one thing in the way he's spooning sensually...I mean holding him.

OKAY DONE WITH THE PIC MORSEL
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Oh, but the yellow hats... hold on

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that's more like it
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Somehow seeing my icon frown is scary, because I normally don't frown ever.

And yes, much better, especially with the eye bleedingly green shirt. :d

I need more people to do more Raod with me...
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I repurposed something I did a while back in homoerotic tribute to two other webcomics people (Ryan North and Andrew Hussie)

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that picture isn't canon raocow is an elephant
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I recorded an audio clip from when AOD and raocow were doing it and this is what it sounded like.

PS. the game play has nothing to do with anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ElNwenE2K4
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Daarkbuu wrote:I recorded an audio clip from when AOD and raocow were doing it and this is what it sounded like.

PS. the game play has nothing to do with anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ElNwenE2K4
I think I laughed harder than I should have there. XD
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