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The Official Slash Fiction Thread! (RAod)

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I don't hate AUS now that he's gone
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morsel/morceau wrote: -Punisher/Omleteotl
Fuck that. |:
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snn/#talkhaus
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Punisher wrote:
morsel/morceau wrote: -Punisher/Omleteotl
Fuck that. |:
Now, you're just begging for trouble when you phrase it like that.
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Finished a new picture of Raod finally.
raocow looks different because I kindasorta squeezed info out of him. :'D
Alternate Hair Continuation, whatever the trope was.
And the safe for Talkhaus version here.
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So I was playing Virtual Villagers using Talkhaus names... and RikunFrances suggested I call the (female) villager who was an Adept Parent "AoD". Meanwhile, raocow was an Adept Scientist.

Naturally, AoD kept interrupting raocow's work.
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edit: Also, RikunFrances was there too.
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edit again: An hour or so of almost-constant sex later, AoD finally had a child so now raocow can work in peace.
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UPDATE: I was ignoring the game and checking back occasionally when I saw, even though both were set to work on science, raocow and Rikun "going indoors". Then I checked back a few moments later... and this happened:
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And now the coast is clear, I just need to deal... with my number one fan.
Riku~n, why do you keep wanting to murder me like this?
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Rikun isn't healthy.
dont wanna jihad no more
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Sillyman wrote:raocow, Master Scientist and AoD's Boyfriend, son of The Metagame
Cobalt, Adept Builder and Scientist, son of The Metagame
Rikun, Puzzle Lady, Healer, and Jack of All Trades, daughter of The Metagame
AoD, Adept Parent, daughter of The Metagame
Impako, Master Farmer and Last Virgin, daughter of The Metagame
Demo, Adept Farmer, daughter of The Metagame
OC, Adept Scientist, daughter of raocow and AoD
Kiniko, Adept Scientist, daughter of Cobalt and AoD
TLs4, Adept Builder and Trainee Scientist, son of raocow and Rikun
Una, student of science, daughter of raocow and AoD
Rena, student of science, daughter of raocow and AoD
Ganon, student of agriculture, son of raocow and Rikun
Patchouli, student of science, daughter of raocow and Demo
Punisher, student of science, son of Cobalt and Impako
Aposke, student of nothing, son of raocow and OC
AoD and raocow have a still-unbaptized child
Rikun and raocow have a still-unbaptized child
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Someone told me to make someone pregnant :geek:
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Leaving spambot here for the records or something
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that spambot has links in it's signature btw.
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No shit

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Blade Satoshi X and GanonTEK together in all their hoyay glory.
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RikunFrances wrote:Blade Satoshi X and GanonTEK together in all their hoyay glory.
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i'm not clicking....i'm not clicking....i'm not clicking....i'm not clicking....i'm not clicking.... :/
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The only reason I still lurk this forum is for the eventual cameo I was promised
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Somepartsareme wrote:The only reason I still lurk this forum is for the eventual cameo I was promised
What did I promise again? (sorry I'm forgetful sometimes)
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not you
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Ze

Elicits an agreement. Used only by men in casual conversation among colleagues, or with those whose social status is below that of the speaker.
  • Nomi ni ikou ze.
    飲みに行こうぜ。
    Let's go for a drink!
give me a cameo in the next episode
Fuck you, Marisa says "ze" whenever she freaking feels like it.
I'm gonna check to see how I can work you into the story, your name will probably end up on a note or something.
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RikunFrances wrote:Blade Satoshi X and GanonTEK together in all their hoyay glory.
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Those jeans look excruciatingly tight.
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Due to Master Rikun's defeat of me in the Talkhaus 2012 Mosts and that fact that my sleep schedule is way out of wack I have decided to make my own RAod fic. Enjoy.

RAod 2013
raocow was stumbling around in a dark tower in the middle of the night searching for the person who had the thing most precious to him.

Then suddenly he notice the presence of another person.

"So raocow, I'm surprised you showed up?"

"[AOD], you have betrayed me for the last time!"

"Betray you? I don't know what you are talking about raocow."

Suddenly, light filled the tower. A fangirl was standing upstairs holding up a microwave set to cook for 7 seconds.

"raocow, Is this the thing you are looking for?" Fangirl with Microwave.

"A microwave? That's one not even mine. Where is the audio for the A2MT LP episode?" Yelled raocow.

The fangirl open up the microwave and revealing a CD.

"It won't take 7 seconds of course, but I figured that it might as put on a pyrotechnic show, should you refuse," Fangirl with Microwave, "you must pose so I can draw Yoai!"

"raocow, looks like we have no choice," [AOD] said removing his shirt.

"[AOD], Why are you even here? You don't care about the audio," raocow inquired.

"I've always been a 'why not' guy."

"Are you saying you're going along with this?"

"Sure, I'm willing to do it if you are. You do want that audio, don't you?" [AOD] seductively said.

Suddenly a new figure enter the building.

"These things are so simple in hindsight," PPR said.

"Do you think you can stop me. I just have to push start and the audio will be destroyed!" Fangirl with Microwave said.

PPR switch down the breaker. The microwave display went blank.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo," Fangirl with Microwave noed.
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Currently working on the spinoff "Fangirl x Microwave".
It'll be fabulous.
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POSTING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE THE ROLLBACK ATE IT
Annoyed, the fangirl went back home, her microwave in tow, sulking over the failure of her previously so perfect seeming plan. Not only had she failed to see the naked bodies of her internet idols raocow and AoD, she was now also devoid of ideas for her assignment in art class!
Oh, the woes of a fangirl with a realistically impossible OTP.
Feeling tired, exhausted and discouraged, she let herself drop onto her couch and drifted off into a short nap.

„Aah, AoD, don't touch me there, I'm so sensitive...“
„Don't worry, raocow, I'll make you feel good – better than any woman ever could~“
„AoD, nooooo- ahn!“

Drenched in sweat and breathing heavily, the fangirl woke up from her unusually wet dream. In front of her inner eye, she had just seen AoD and raocow do unspeakable, unfathomable things. For a few split seconds, she felt hornier than ever before, but that feeling soon turned into grief as she remembered that her dreams would never be fulfilled.
„At least I still have you, my trusty little microwave...“, she whispered as she got out of bed and hugged her little metal comrade.
They'd been a well-knit team ever since she'd bought him for her new student flat 4 weeks ago. He was a small, rectangle microwave, painted in glorious and pure white, with a little glass plate inside, 100 watts, 3 levels of intensity.
Intensity.
Slowly, she let her fingers run over his smooth surface.
„At least I still have you.....“
She repeated the words a little louder this time, making them sound almost seductive.
„You and me... we'll stay together forever... right?“
Out of a sudden impulse, she kneeled down in front of the microwave and brought her face up close to its door.
„I'll never... let you be alone... again.“
The tip of her tongue gently touched his surface. The fangirl instinctively shuddered a little at its coldness, but kept going, dragging her wet tongue all over it. Every inch of his body made her feel hotter and hotter inside, and finally, she couldn't take it anymore.
„Oh my god... You're so much better than this RAoD crap...“
By now, she was panting heavily again, and she could feel the wetness of arousement and excitement for what was going to come (namely her).

Somewhere, in another universe, where microwaves are sentient, a poor little white microwave got raped without its consent by a crazy lunatic bitch.
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