So, I said in the big planning thread that I would make a dungeon 0 that contains the wooden sword, since nobody had done anything with it yet. I have done so, though there is still a bit near the end I would like to change, but making art is hard so I haven't done it yet.
Wizzrobe's House is a house/dungeon that either contains one Wizzrobe (of the windy persuasion) per room, or just one Wizzrobe total, depending on how you look at things. The goal of the dungeon is to reach the wooden sword while Mr. Wizzrobe tries to use his magic to throw you out of the house for trespassing, you horrible criminal you. Also he has some statues that shoot stuff at your face, and there may or may not be a simple puzzle and some locked doors involved.
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