BANJO-KAZOOIE - Making a Sequel Tease

[Bean]

I like how the thumbnails started out all happy for the series only for the last three to have been that shark, Clanker, and a spike-covered fan blade. Banjo-Kazooie. Rated E for everyone.

[raocow]

it's not even done on purpose!

[KobaBeach]

clanker is not bad for children you're all just mean (snacker is a little bitch)

also fyi if anyone asks how i made it to bubblegloop swamp and click clock wood without beating clanker's im like 99% sure i used cheats on project64

having eggs inside you does not make you pregnant unless they are fertilized zygotes. what is playtonic trying to say here. who bopped kazooie

claims to be pro-life dies anyway

p.s. it's clearly banjo

[Grounder]

[EllenHouraisan]

Why does this game keep making you go inside living creatures...

[Grounder]

Why does this game keep making you go inside living creatures...

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[strongbadman]

Okay I'm noticing the real problem with Brentilda aside from the randomization, she's everywhere. You have to write down or remember SO MANY facts about grunty, it's unreal

[Shard1697]

can you really call putting on boots a 'move'

[TiKi]

can you really call putting on boots a 'move'

hey zelda had the following as dungeon items in the first game alone

-a raft
-a ladder
-a whistle
-a candle
-the bible

[KobaBeach]

Okay I'm noticing the real problem with Brentilda aside from the randomization, she's everywhere. You have to write down or remember SO MANY facts about grunty, it's unreal

Okay I just checked and

There seem to be 10 Brentilda appearances for 30 questions with one possible answer out of three. And it's randomized in each file. I can't decide whether to think this is genius or idiotic it's great

[TiKi]

Who wouldn't want to know Fun Gruntilda Facts?

[Bean]

See, I think the game's better at understanding that just about everyone in the game is a sarcastic jerk or knowing they're video game characters so you really shouldn't be feeling bad for ground pounding the choir or anything. It's just how the Banjo world works. Also makes it kind of funny when you play Diddy Kong Racing and see them all happy-go-lucky there instead.

[Grounder]

[KobaBeach]

is.. is this why people have nostril vore fetishes

[Shard1697]

no

[Bean]

These levels just work. Every time I see them, they're divided up into sections like a lot of Rare's 3D games, but the collectathon stuff wasn't as crazy because those sections are mostly smaller except for the final couple worlds. Just seeing you enter Gobi's Valley and comparing it to Angry Aztec from DK64 is proof of that. Sometimes, smaller is better.

[Grounder]

eh, i'll give the judgey fairy sister the maggot pie being disgusting

[bbbrrr_it_cold]

There's gross bugs in your tree! Disgusting! [...] I don't like to think that, whenever you get a Christmas tree, there might be just bugs in it. Like, it might happen.

Let's just say there's a reason my family stopped getting live trees when I was young. And that reason is spiders.
So this specific little set piece has always been... stuck in my head. In a funny way.

[KobaBeach]

you say like naming characters in this game is just "funny noises people make with their mouth" but like that's every single british neology

Let's just say there's a reason my family stopped getting live trees when I was young. And that reason is spiders.
So this specific little set piece has always been... stuck in my head. In a funny way.

was it a huntsman

[Catabo]

Not sure what the consensus was in the '90s, but it's widely considered debunked these days that the colossus of Snowdes could have legs outstretched for ships to pass underneath because it would have been structurally impossible.

The water telling you about how it's cold makes me think playtesters would assume it was okay to swim in/get confused by water hurting you because it was fine in previous levels. Especially considering that a past level has you swimming through sewage with no repercussions.

Happy birthday, raocow!

[Ditocoaf]

When you first started this LP, I thought about the music for a bit, and the song from this level is the only one I could summon up from old memory to hum with only a bit of thought, other than the hub music of course. I wouldn't rave about how amazing of a tune it is, but there's a certain unique magic to it. The horn part specifically.

[Grounder]

overdrive-ostrich

[KobaBeach]

boggy is such a shit

Not sure what the consensus was in the '90s, but it's widely considered debunked these days that the colossus of Snowdes could have legs outstretched for ships to pass underneath because it would have been structurally impossible.

more like snowdin


more like endward snowden


more like

The water telling you about how it's cold makes me think playtesters would assume it was okay to swim in/get confused by water hurting you because it was fine in previous levels. Especially considering that a past level has you swimming through sewage with no repercussions.

Clearly the testers have either not played Mario 64 or not gone skinny dipping in negative temperatures

Sewer levels are just endemic to video games

[Catabo]

The water telling you about how it's cold makes me think playtesters would assume it was okay to swim in/get confused by water hurting you because it was fine in previous levels. Especially considering that a past level has you swimming through sewage with no repercussions.

Clearly the testers have either not played Mario 64 or not gone skinny dipping in negative temperatures

Sewer levels are just endemic to video games

shrug maybe they thought since Banjo is a bear he would have no problem with the cold water. But honestly, I just don't think a play tester playing the game would think about the real-life logic of the water being cold at all when the vidgame logic has already taught them that water is fine to go in.

[Grounder]

this level must be hell on their feet