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Roll Boss Rush is a 2D Action Platformer that consists of nothing but boss fights and ''''''''sexy'''''''''' Robot Master girls.


You play as Megaman's sister Roll, but not the one from the games, rather, the one from the Ruby Spears Megaman Cartoon because she is taller and therefore better
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There are 4 difficulty levels (which only affect how much damage you take). You choose one main weapon (burst because all the rest are objectively worse) and one sub-weapon (vacuum-toaster-saw, none of which matter). You can also now choose between fighting 1 or 2 bosses at the same time (mono-melee) regardless of difficulty level, which is basically impossible without constant bug abuse.

During battles Roll can commit a sex crime on her enemies and absorb their power to use it against them. Roll can even perform some Street Fighter moves if the loading screens deign to tell you about them, such as a drop kick. You also have a super meter that allows you to perform a SUPER MOVE, like in Street Fighter.

Each boss has a weakness, but the weapons are so horrifically unbalanced you won't bother with most of them. At the end of each battle, you're given a grade based upon your performance (with prizes for high ranks that are only useful if you're getting low ranks), an information Token to trade for boss weaknesses, and a Password.

So without further ado: Let's begin.



Roll Boss Rush #1: Shader Support (Heavy Sigh, Shinryu, Combat Lobster)

this is depressing

i think the multiple shot types are a reference to alien soldier

I'm already looking so forward to this entire LP.

And we're back with the Magic of Airbrush Tools Vol.2.



Roll Boss Rush #2: MIDI Enabled (Heavy Sigh, Combat Lobster, and Jspades)

KobaBeach wrote: ↑4 years ago this is depressing

It only gets more depressing...and more airbrushed.

Anyone have a download link to this game? I'd really like to try it.

Never mind I was able to find the game and beat it.


I have many regrets.

This update right here is how you can tell this game was still actively worked on in 2019.



Roll Boss Rush #3: Geometry Transformation (Heavy Sigh, Combat Lobster, Jspades, and Shinryu)

Photosensitivity warning for this episode.



Roll Boss Rush #4: Texture Mapping (Heavy Sigh, Combat Lobster, Jspades, and Shinryu)

What is this monstrosity

BurntTenda wrote: ↑4 years ago What is this monstrosity

It's like if DeviantArt gained a remote degree of sentience. Gods help us all

This video contains PRODUCT PLACEMENT.



Roll Boss Rush #5: Celebrity Endorsement (Heavy Sigh, Jspades, Shirnyu, and Combat Lobster)

confidence

This is the part of the game that forced the creator to give up on his original vision.



Roll Boss Rush #6: Sprite Warping (Heavy Sigh, Jspades, Shirnyu, and Combat Lobster)

Warning: This video contains incredible voice acting.



Roll Boss Rush #7: Offscreen Rendering (Heavy Sigh, Jspades, Shinryu, and Combat Lobster)

Man, you gotta love how all the bosses look humany and then there's Cutman Woman. "Naw man let's just make her a two tone abomination from hell."
The boss just teleports and walks around on air. OK.

SECRET CAMEO in this episode. Can you find him?



Roll Boss Rush #8: Pitch Modulation (Heavy Sigh, Jspades, Shinryu, and Combat Lobster)

Merry Christmas, everybody.



Roll Boss Rush #9: Rotation Engine (Heavy Sigh, Jspades, Shinryu, and Combat Lobster )

In todays level, we experience the wonders of knockback, as well as the gimmickiest fight in the game!



Roll Boss Rush #10: Clipping Allowed (Heavy Sigh, Jspades, Shinryu, and Combat Lobster)

yet another way wily could easily kill megaman if he really wanted to

This game is really an experience to watch.

Happy New Year, everybody.



Roll Boss Rush #11: Bust Processing (Heavy Sigh, Jspades, Shinryu, and Combat Lobster)


So, what part of this game stood out to you the most?

Character design, the awful voice acting, the results screen, the jiggle physics... There's a lot that makes it stand out. Whether or not that's a good thing, though...

This game is a masterpiece

It's a something all right