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chico virtual wario tierra
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So if you beat the game in under two hours, a playboy bunny joins Wario on the magic carpet. Fireworks also go off.
If you don't get all the treasures, Wario is sad the treasure door doesn't open, and walks out with his bag of money.
He finds his bi-plane has been turned into a beaver lodge/dam. He chases them and manages to grab one and shake it down in anger. After a brief convo with that beaver, they come to an understanding. He'll use his money to pay them, and they'll fixup a mode of transportation to get him home (dependant on the cash):
-Under 5000: Wario is forced to use some paddles to physically fly home. With his arms. It's exhausting.
-5000 coins: Uses a pedal powered blimp
-20000 coins: Rides home on a stubby dragon! Her kids follow behind.
-50000 coins: A small jet! But Wario doesn't sit in the cockpit, he rides on top, and uses a remote control to operate. Huh?
Now, if you get all the treasures on the 2nd quest mode, the final boss comes out of the magic pot, and operates the magic carpet with a pole (somehow), like those guys in Venice. But only if you win in over 2 hours, the playboy bunny over rides this if you win in under 2.
The END screen calls you a Master Gamer.
Here's a video of them all:
If you don't get all the treasures, Wario is sad the treasure door doesn't open, and walks out with his bag of money.
He finds his bi-plane has been turned into a beaver lodge/dam. He chases them and manages to grab one and shake it down in anger. After a brief convo with that beaver, they come to an understanding. He'll use his money to pay them, and they'll fixup a mode of transportation to get him home (dependant on the cash):
-Under 5000: Wario is forced to use some paddles to physically fly home. With his arms. It's exhausting.
-5000 coins: Uses a pedal powered blimp
-20000 coins: Rides home on a stubby dragon! Her kids follow behind.
-50000 coins: A small jet! But Wario doesn't sit in the cockpit, he rides on top, and uses a remote control to operate. Huh?
Now, if you get all the treasures on the 2nd quest mode, the final boss comes out of the magic pot, and operates the magic carpet with a pole (somehow), like those guys in Venice. But only if you win in over 2 hours, the playboy bunny over rides this if you win in under 2.
The END screen calls you a Master Gamer.
Here's a video of them all:
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Re: chico virtual wario tierra
I'm happy raocow didn't get the bunny girl ending because I prefer to believe Wario doesn't objectify women
his sexual lust having withered in the face of his lust for gold
his sexual lust having withered in the face of his lust for gold
Re: chico virtual wario tierra
It's neat when you look at it, but all 6 Wario Land games come in pairs:
- Wario Land 1 and VB are traditional point A>B platfomers, with blocks and similar powerups
- 2 and 3 share the same graphics, game engine, and moves
- 4 and Shake-It employ folded-level design, with a timed mad-dash to the beginning in the 2nd half
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Wario Land VB was the first anime titties VR gameSebby19 wrote:So if you beat the game in under two hours, a playboy bunny joins Wario on the magic carpet.
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Dude, no. That's inappropriate
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If the virtual boy was a success, Fire Emblem would have went it's weirder routes much quicker.
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...yep, this is going into my mario headcanon now. I can totally see Waluigi being a demon that Wario had unleashed during one of his treasure excavations.
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I'm just going to ask: What is it about raocow's setup that is causing this flickering? Like, is he running the game at 30 fps or something? (Because that flicker isn't supposed to happen, and I doubt it's an emulator issue)
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Re: chico virtual wario tierra
There wasn't that much land to this wario land. It was more like a fairly large cave.
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Re: chico virtual wario tierra
it's like, inside the land. that counts right ?
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Wario Cave
wario guides you through a cave asmr
wario guides you through a cave asmr
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WL3 was inside a single toy inside a single cave, everything is allowed
Hell, even WL4 was just a single pyramid
Hell, even WL4 was just a single pyramid
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Just popping in to say I enjoyed Ashan's VR anime titties post
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Re: chico virtual wario tierra
Ashan wrote: Wario Land VB was the first anime titties VR game
Virtual Lab on the Virtual Boy holds the distinction of being:Mata Hari wrote: Just popping in to say I enjoyed Ashan's VR anime titties post
- One of the most expensive Virtual Boy games
- One of the few Japan exclusives
- A falling block puzzle game where the blocks are twitching and writhing pieces of intestine
- One of the falling block games with the worst controls ever
- An entirely 2D game on the Virtual Boy with the exception of the anime girl on the border of the board's vibrating breasts
- An officially licensed by Nintendo game that managed to misspell Nintendo twice in the boxart and cartridge.
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Re: chico virtual wario tierra
If playing other VB titles wasn't just a joke, could you consider using YouTube's built-in "3D" support?
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/7278886?hl=en
https://support.google.com/youtube/answer/7278886?hl=en
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Re: chico virtual wario tierra
where were you 6 days ago.
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The difference is you linked resource like stuff.
It's okay, I'm not trying thrash you
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Re: chico virtual wario tierra
Chances of him modifying his production method mid-LP were Pretty low. Maybe next LP.
Edit: I managed to upload a video in 3D. Damn, YouTube. Why you gotta be so complicated? Most of the things required I already had because I'm weird, and then in addition to that I had to upload a video 2 times because I didn't know if the process worked until I uploaded it.
If raocow does do it, I suggest using the MKV container, since YouTube's instructions on how to use the FFMPEG command line actually work for the MKV container.
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