Re: Donkey Kong Country (La-Banana)(The Great Kongo Bongo Civil War)(LP Subforum Thread one thou- er, make that 999)

[10204307]

In the future, all forums will just be one big thread that we all have to share.

[Leet]

In the future, all forums will just be one big thread that we all have to share.

Unfortunately this has already transpired with corporate social media platforms. We're merely hanging on to a lost world here.

[KobaBeach]

i like how there's more meta shitposting than there is dkc posting

[SAJewers]

strong contender for "worst lp thread 2019

[Kilgamayan]

When do the Forum Mosts usually begin? I want to set a phone calendar alert to remind me to nominate this thread for Best LP Thread Gimmick.

[MonkeyShrapnel]

wtf is going on help

[Plutia]

i dunno, everything seems normal to me

[KobaBeach]

Now, JUMP 1/2 is no different from the series' last game, in terms of execution. No one has refuted that. Instead, people have defended the status quo, saying "That's what you do in platformers". If that's the case, if we shouldn't demand increasingly more evolved gameplay, then we shouldn't demand any new video game systems. Let's never ask for anything more than Pac-Man because "Hey, that's all you do in videogames! Eat dots."

[Mata Hari]

I would just like to say how much I enjoyed raocow's spontaneous scat singing in this episode

[freshtalk]

Is this the stand-up thread where everyone tries to get a laugh from others?

Or maybe this is just what Donkey Kong does to people.

[Kilgamayan]

You'll notice that it didn't start happening as a community until after this post. I suspect there's a reason for that!

[Grounder]

No four stage episode to pick up the last one's slack?

Aww.

[raocow]

since... since when have I ever done something like that

[Grounder]

I dunno, probably at some point.

I wasn't seriously expecting it.

[KobaBeach]

i am the final fantasy












seven

[Bean]

So this is what we're doing with the thread title now, huh? Well, hmm. That's a gimmick, all right!

World 4 has some nutso secrets to find from what I remember. Also, I think the shortcut is if you either shoot up and to the right out of the first barrel in that long sequence or straight down out of one of them after... probably the third.

[Mata Hari]

I think an acceptable compromise would be to rename the thread 'La-Banana', because the game has bananas in it.

[Awoo]

I also remember in the Rayman topic that someone was specifically told not to do that, since it was considered bad form.

Pretty sure that was me

I take full responsibility for the subject line gimmick

[Kilgamayan]

INCOMING BEST SONG IN THE GAME NEXT VIDEO HELL YEAH

[freshtalk]

At least don't make them exactly the same! That's not even creative.

[Alice]

Actually, it's funny

Or, get this, humor is subjective and many people aren't going to find this bullshit funny. I only even found out this was the DKC thread in the first place because of an accidental misclick when I was looking for it since I think this thread has literally never actually had an accurate title for some moronic reason.

[Kilgamayan]

tbh I feel like the thread gimmick and general public response over the past 24 hours or so is quintessential raocow/talkhaus and am legitimately surprised that anyone other than Sebby actually has an issue with it

[Mata Hari]

Although I stand by my statement I'm sick of people talking about it so if anyone mentions it again I will destroy you. Yes I am abusing my power.

[Voltgloss]

So I just watched the DK Rap for the first time

When is someone going to make the Demo & Co. version?

[Awoo]

So I just watched the DK Rap for the first time

When is someone going to make the Demo & Co. version?

The original or the Smash version?
I was only familiar with the Smash version for the longest time myself

Maybe collab with someone like carltheshivan since they did this:

?

i'd have no idea where to even begin!