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Posted: **07 May 2018, 06:06**

At this point, I'm not so sure that's a spoiler as much as it is an inevitability.

Posted: **07 May 2018, 06:28**

the final boss at the end of the secret bonus level is apparently giant spear man so i feel like the devs just did it on purpose as a joke tbh

Posted: **07 May 2018, 12:13**

Storytime, with Wario Land 2!

Previously on Wario Land II...
After beating the Giant Snake guarding the cellar, Wario finds he wasted too much time, the pirates escaped with his treasure! But he is hot on their trail. In their last act of chaos, the pirates scare off Wario's prized Hen! Get her back, then resume the chase, before they leave in their famous ship, the S.S. Teacup

but...
Instead of just simply finding his treasure on the S.S Teacup, Wario decides to sink the boat instead. That doesn't slow down Captain Syrup and her Gooms, who simply escape in a tiny submarine. They re-amerge at some convenient ancient underwater ruins, seeking to add some ancient treasure to Wario's stash. Can Wario corner them in these ruins?

Posted: **07 May 2018, 14:42**

I thought the duck was in the lower-left panel, but I was wrong.

Fun fact, the duck was in the same place both times you played.

Posted: **07 May 2018, 16:08**

Escape from the Tea Cup is neat because it's the same level as Drop the Anchor, just flooded and with pieces of the level broken or floating around elsewhere. You can even go back all the way to the beginning of Drop the Anchor for some extra money. The Bonus room is even in the same place in both levels!

Posted: **07 May 2018, 20:01**

This branch is my favorite of the alternates, both it and Waluigi's Mansion Uncanny Manor are the most unique, but I think there's more cleverness in the design of the stages of this chapter than the Manor, which was mostly 'LOL Zombie'd'.

Though maybe it can get a bit too clever, I wonder how much raocow will struggle against some of the secrets.

Another thing I like about this chapter is (fourth stage spoiler)

it features a boss that you can technically skip and still 100% the game. At least I'm pretty sure the game doesn't care if you get every exit in the game, just that you complete every stage with the treasure and map piece, so the fish boss in the fourth stage can be bypassed if you just get the secret exit in that stage.

Posted: **07 May 2018, 20:51**

Dragon Fogel wrote: ↑4 years agoI thought the duck was in the lower-left panel, but I was wrong.

Fun fact, the duck was in the same place both times you played.

The one he chose the first try was as well. I wonder if its set on a per-level basis or something.

Posted: **07 May 2018, 21:46**

SpoonyBardOL wrote: ↑4 years ago This branch is my favorite of the alternates, both it and Waluigi's Mansion Uncanny Manor are the most unique, but I think there's more cleverness in the design of the stages of this chapter than the Manor, which was mostly 'LOL Zombie'd'.

Though maybe it can get a bit too clever, I wonder how much raocow will struggle against some of the secrets.

Another thing I like about this chapter is (fourth stage spoiler)
it features a boss that you can technically skip and still 100% the game. At least I'm pretty sure the game doesn't care if you get every exit in the game, just that you complete every stage with the treasure and map piece, so the fish boss in the fourth stage can be bypassed if you just get the secret exit in that stage.

I'm still trying to figure out which is the 'normal' exit, and which is the secret exit, since the normal rules don't apply in 3-4(b)

Posted: **08 May 2018, 06:53**

So this is the timeline in which the sages flooded the kingdom... if the sage was a fat greedy dude that just wanted his money back.

Posted: **08 May 2018, 11:52**

So two things about the Giant Spear Man here...

1) A Google search for the stage name literally puts four of your videos in the top seven results for me. It'd totally be five if the naming gimmick wasn't changed today.

2) From the Mario Wiki: The Giant Spear Man (also called Spear Guy*) is a giant Pirate Goom that appeared in Wario Land II.

*Not to be confused with Spear Guy.

Ah, Spear Guy not to be confused with Spear Guy. I love how that wiki is written sometimes. Ha-ha.

Posted: **08 May 2018, 14:56**

rip the video naming gimmick

owl control and giant spear man, finally together at last

Posted: **08 May 2018, 17:00**

Bean wrote: ↑4 years ago 1) A Google search for the stage name literally puts four of your videos in the top seven results for me. It'd totally be five if the naming gimmick wasn't changed today.

Holy cannoli, you're right. And this is with an unbiased, untainted, pure new incognito search.

Posted: **08 May 2018, 17:45**

petitioning for raocow to fix the video title because I want 5 videos with the same title

Posted: **08 May 2018, 19:05**

The giant spear man is quickly becoming one of my favorite Wario Land characters ever. He tries his best!

Posted: **08 May 2018, 21:42**

they called me up in tennessee, they said temmie, stand by the (giant spear) mans

Posted: **09 May 2018, 12:12**

So for today's "difficult" platforming section, Wario's best jump is dash+jump. This is true across the entire WL series.

Disappointed rao didn't explore the entire level. There is an interesting rolling jump challenge across the entire top of the level, which goes past the start point.

I've noticed the Total coin stash has been steadily going down, since it peaked at around 3600. This shouldn't be a problem now, since there is only 7 levels left in the game.
But if rao was half-assing these levels earlier in the game, like he is now, he'd be in major trouble.
(sorry for the swear, there was no better descriptor)

Posted: **09 May 2018, 13:26**

I feel like a bad person for laughing as hard as I did at the fish montage. It just struck me as one of the funniest moments in this whole series for some reason.

Posted: **09 May 2018, 15:21**

Sebby19 wrote: ↑4 years ago So for today's "difficult" platforming section, Wario's best jump is dash+jump. This is true across the entire WL series.

yeah this was blatantly obvious as the intended solution and i have no clue why rao never tried it

Posted: **09 May 2018, 17:36**

The other thing about the jumps today was up at the top where he kept falling down. I've noticed that almost every time raocow jumps he's doing the tall jump. There's actually disadvantages to using that jump all the time. Wario doesn't get as much horizontal distance while high jumping and he hits the ceilings faster. That's why raocow fell down the two tile gaps multiple times. And also, he crouch jumps all the time in Mario games, but never in this game where it'll really make your jump clearance smaller.

Posted: **09 May 2018, 22:45**

FourteenthOrder wrote: ↑4 years agoI feel like a bad person for laughing as hard as I did at the fish montage. It just struck me as one of the funniest moments in this whole series for some reason.

I don't feel bad for laughing at him for that. He brought it on himself by randomly forgetting a game mechanic he's been using throughout the entire game.

Posted: **09 May 2018, 22:50**

This is my favorite way to cheat:
https://i.imgur.com/xPfDPxl.png

Posted: **09 May 2018, 23:28**

what does that have to do with anything?

Posted: **09 May 2018, 23:33**

Sebby19 wrote: ↑4 years ago what does that have to do with anything?

*T-poses to establish dominance*

i have no idea what the hell that post is on about either

Posted: **09 May 2018, 23:55**

Grounder wrote: ↑4 years ago
Sebby19 wrote: ↑4 years ago what does that have to do with anything?
i have no idea what the hell that post is on about either

quick question did either of you watch the video

yknow... "Post in the comments your favorite way to cheat"

Posted: **10 May 2018, 00:08**

Leet wrote: ↑4 years ago
Grounder wrote: ↑4 years ago
Sebby19 wrote: ↑4 years ago what does that have to do with anything?
i have no idea what the hell that post is on about either
quick question did either of you watch the video

yknow... "Post in the comments your favorite way to cheat"

this isnt the comments section

we win by default

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