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Posted: **16 May 2019, 03:51**

I think I'll stick to Pokémon Pinball.

Posted: **16 May 2019, 03:56**

So if the ball in Sonic Spinball is Sonic, and the ball in Mario Pinball Land is Mario, and the ball in Kirby's Pinball Land is Kirby, and the ball in Metroid Prime Pinball is Metroid, is the ball in Megaman Pinball supposed to be Megaman? Or is it supposed to be a buster shot? Are we playing as a lemon????

Posted: **16 May 2019, 04:06**

Maybe Mega Man defeated Pinball Man before the game started and is using his power.

Posted: **16 May 2019, 04:09**

I liked some of the ideas here, it didn't seem to just be a lazy pinball clone with Mega Man sprites, they actually made pinball obstacles based on real enemies and their behavior. But I can't say I'm very impressed by the physics, they look pretty bad. But it's possible it's just the framerate making it look bad?

Posted: **16 May 2019, 04:11**

Oh, man, this is making me super look forward to when raocow plays Sonic Adventure. NiGHTs Pinball has to be one of the absolute best sections of that game - best music, super fun, love the game it's from, and it's super nostalgic for me

Gotta post this because why not!

Posted: **17 May 2019, 03:37**

cowman wrote:fart

Posted: **17 May 2019, 03:46**

"the princess"

Posted: **17 May 2019, 03:51**

Also she has to be rescued from "the attic".

Posted: **17 May 2019, 03:59**

I sure how hope that heart represents brotherly love

Although I don't know, does it count as incest if they're robots?

Posted: **17 May 2019, 03:59**

Hold on i gotta google some stuff

Posted: **17 May 2019, 04:02**

Ashan wrote: ↑4 years ago I sure how that heart represents brotherly love

Although I don't know, does it count as incest if they're robots?

Why wouldn't it

Posted: **17 May 2019, 04:08**

Well they're only siblings cause Dr Light just said so

If Mega Man fucked Guts Man I wouldn't think to call it incest

Posted: **17 May 2019, 04:18**

Some works do depict the other Light bots as his siblings, but I mean, yeah, they're siblings in a social context, and I do think that's what matters here to the social concept of incest (since all biological lifeforms on earth are related)

Posted: **17 May 2019, 06:30**

Tonight's game exists and is the second of these one-shots that I didn't know that did.

Posted: **17 May 2019, 07:36**

A Janked Up Mario Mega Party featuring Princess Roll and a decapitated Sniper Joe Head.

All of these Megaman Java games, how come I haven't known them all this time?

Posted: **17 May 2019, 11:01**

I always knew Roll was a princess. <3

Ashan wrote: ↑4 years ago Although I don't know, does it count as incest if they're robots?

If you asked Powered Up, it doesn't matter!

Posted: **17 May 2019, 19:47**

Leet wrote: ↑4 years ago Some works do depict the other Light bots as his siblings, but I mean, yeah, they're siblings in a social context, and I do think that's what matters here to the social concept of incest (since all biological lifeforms on earth are related)

It should not be forgotten that the issue of genetic diversity doesn't apply to mechanical beings and so in that sense robotic incest shouldn't matter. That said, what kind of relation would sentient robots have between each other? Since the proliferation of their "race" isn't tied to anything biological there's far less, if any, need for the strictly-social constructs mankind has made over the millennia so it would probably be more practically focused interactions. That's assuming scientist doesn't enforce said social constructs upon their creations which immediately opens up the can of worms of free will, because if they're truly sentient yet exhibit human traits because humans willed it wouldn't that effectively be mind control?

Today's overthinking of a silly topic brought to you by my keyboard.

Posted: **17 May 2019, 19:53**

including tonight's video, there will be five more megaman videos left. atmm is a talkhaus production, the postgame keeps growing and growing

Posted: **17 May 2019, 19:56**

Excuse me but please keep the robot incest thread on topic

Posted: **17 May 2019, 20:00**

Bean this is a Mario web sight why did you not steal the joke from SMO and make the subtitle "Jump Man"

Posted: **17 May 2019, 21:07**

Duker wrote: ↑4 years ago
Leet wrote: ↑4 years ago Some works do depict the other Light bots as his siblings, but I mean, yeah, they're siblings in a social context, and I do think that's what matters here to the social concept of incest (since all biological lifeforms on earth are related)
It should not be forgotten that the issue of genetic diversity doesn't apply to mechanical beings and so in that sense robotic incest shouldn't matter.

Not to get into even more dodgy territory than we're already in, but not all human relationships will bear children either, and I wouldn't say that those incestuous relationships are A-OK just because of that. So here I'm pretty much only concerned with "do Mega Man and Roll socially view eachother as siblings in the human family unit sense".

Posted: **18 May 2019, 00:39**

I downloaded Rock Man Jump for myself and played to the end, and unfortunately I have to confirm that there is indeed a post-credits sex scene and let me say they do some horrible things that I really don't want to get into. To be honest, there were so many different unspeakable and graphic acts with meticulously crafted sprites for each of them, to the point where I think like 90% of this game's filesize is just from the gross Mega Man and Roll sex sprites. I really hope Capcom doesn't consider this game canon any more, but it is pretty fun so I hope it gets a Switch port.

Posted: **18 May 2019, 01:54**

sick fuck i'm calling fake man

Posted: **18 May 2019, 03:36**

Go the you know what to sleep, you brats. Mega Man makes a terrible Santa.

Posted: **18 May 2019, 03:40**

have a christmas

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