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yeah I just stopped where the video stops

Don't lie we know you played for 7 hours straight and just don't want to share your fun experience with us :(

You can change the rules and goal midway through Rockboard. I guess in case everyone needs to leave soon...

PS: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boule_(bread)

Roll :(

I am disappointed at how you refused to make a single I HATE YOU DAD joke despite having multiple in-game instances where it would have been relevant to do so.

Dang it, I'd really have liked to have seen a full game of this. That was a lot of fun and an unexpected treat

Your commentary style works really well for this sort of thing. Is there a way to network something like this or Mario Party? A Talkhaus Mario Party Thing feat. raocow would be the best thing in a while

cancel All the Sonics, replace it with All the Mario Parties

Cyril wrote: ↑3 years ago cancel All the Sonics, replace it with All the Mario Parties

sonic has a mario party though

So Fun Fact: This game not only has a plot, but also has an entire ending and credits sequence cut from the game!

STORY OF MEGA MAN SOCCER

A few months have passed since the battle with Dr. Cossack in Mega Man 4. One day, Mega Man, Roll, and Dr. Light are watching a game of soccer on TV, when suddenly, robots take over the field. Soccer fields all over the world were thrown into chaos! Familiar enemy robots restored by Dr. Wily were running out into the field and ruining soccer games.

To deal with this emergency situation, Dr. Light modified Mega Man and sent him to make things right, saving soccer and the dreams of those who love the sport by playing soccer against Dr. Wily's robots.

While Mega Man's Soccer doesn't have an ending, as the player returns to the title screen after completing the game, the game does contain an unused ending and credits sequence, only accessible through a cheat device.

In Championship mode, Mega Man manages to confront and defeat Wily at his arena. Wily proceeds to beg for mercy, and then flee when the lair began to collapse. Mega Man then collapses to his feet as rubble rains down on him.

On an unrelated cliff, Proto Man watches the sea, and teleports out while a force ghost of Mega Man appears.

It then shows Wily's lair collapsing while Wily's saucer escapes into the distance. It is unknown whether Mega Man managed to escape from the lair.

In Tournament mode, Mega Man celebrates his win with Beat carrying a banner saying "You Are The Champ!" and Kalinka and Roll arriving to stand at Mega Man's place. It then shows Proto Man watching the sea and teleporting out, just as in the Championship ending.

This was basically "raocow spouts total nonsense for twenty minutes and somehow wins".

It's, like, the most raocow video ever.

This is the perfect excuse to post the sort-of-official theme song of Rockman Soccer (as in it played in the Japanese commercial for the game and they put it on a Rockman theme song compilation album) because oh my god is it magical.

wow a hole in one

Watching sports video games makes me think that it would be less cumbersome to just play the actual sport.
In the future, tired of soccer players constantly calling foul, international bodies decide to replace all soccer players with robots.

Super Llama wrote: This is the perfect excuse to post the sort-of-official theme song of Rockman Soccer (as in it played in the Japanese commercial for the game and they put it on a Rockman theme song compilation album) because oh my god is it magical.

I'm glad you told us this. If I had seen this video without context, I would have thought it was some sort of elaborate prank.

i hope they get raocow to announce real life sportsball games without knowing any of the rules and whatever he says become the new rules the players must play by

would be way more interesting than normal sportsball ever is

Requesting "raocow fails at all the sports games [but somehow still wins]" for the next C-side.

oh my gosh this was hilarious thank you so much

Never thought that all those home runs would've been all the offense until the shootout. Great AI work there on the penalty kicks.

As a jockaboo that unironically enjoyed MegaMan Soccer as a kid, this video was incredibly physically painful to watch. You'll be hearing from my lawyer some time this week.

That was easily one of the best videos raocow has made thus far. Absolutely worth the wait!

raocow, if you ever retire from LP'ing, you should become a sportsball announcer
or an autosports announcer, I imagine that that would be just as funny if not more so.
plz play Ayrton Senna's Super Monaco in the future plz

This is what is supposed to happen when you kick it straight at the goalkeeper's face:

Cyril wrote: ↑3 years ago i hope they get raocow to announce real life sportsball games without knowing any of the rules and whatever he says become the new rules the players must play by

raocow would be a great Calvinball ref.

I feel like we haven't had a commentary gimmick episode in a while

So, when are we seeing this one-shot?

Meanwhile, in another universe (Chapter 2)...

raocow wrote:Hey there everyone, this is raocow, playing All the FIFAs.

oh boy, I just receive a treasure trove of... something. I was thinking of staring AtS early but, wowy zowy

raocow wrote: ↑3 years ago oh boy, I just receive a treasure trove of... something. I was thinking of staring AtS early but, wowy zowy

I hope it's a good treasure trove of something
the suspense...