Alice wrote:The controls feel clunky, the physics feel like someone took ice physics and decided that those were too lenient
it's called Momentum
do you get annoyed over the lift inertia in yoshi's island too
Alice wrote:and the game actively encourages you (mostly through its acceleration and how long it takes to slow down) to go as fast as possible and then proceeds to actively penalize you constantly for doing so.
you're meant to
go slow and
learn the stages first before speedrunning it
it's like an arcade game
you're not meant to be a braindead dumbass and expect the game to play itself for you which ironically is something everyone shits on sonic for so damned if you do damned if you dont
Alice wrote:They're tedious to play and I legitimately don't understand how anyone could possible enjoy them.
because opinions are subjecti- oh wait i forgot only people who don't like sonic can have their opinion matter anyone else is just chris-chan x 1000 and should never be taken seriously or be treated with respect because every sonic fan is a screaming manchild who harasses people on deviantart and jacks off to furries or whatever
like we get it, you don't like sonic.
It's Okay To Not Like Sonic.
It's Okay To Not Like Video Games
you don't have to act like your opinion is the only one that matters because tbh that's just being a major asshole
I don't like most Zeldas and MMX games you don't see me acting like it's impossible for anyone to like Zelda or MMX because of their lackluster plots (which again, is just my opinion, if you like the plots in Zelda and MMX, you are Valid, i just think the formulaic bullshit is pretty dumb and ruins any sort of gravitas the games could have)
I'm sorry I just cannot stand this performative "i'm woke for not liking x game and if you like x game you're a nostalgia whore with no good taste" that every joe no-name tries to give their two cents about with every single old game ever that wasn't made by Nintendo
I don't even like Sonic much anymore (movie is going to be dreadful, every recent game except Mania is dreadful) but you're just being an elitist prick about your
Opinions (because that's what they are, they are Opinions, no one has to agree with them) and that shit pisses me the fuck off