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I terrify myself, sometimes.

Especially when I dig up stuff like this.

Sonic Epoch #1 (Heavy Sigh, Jacobus Spades, Clark, and NGDBSS)

"Sonic Epoch features SatAM Sonic in a time travel adventure as he is blasted 10 years into the future; a dark future where Dr. Robotnik has essentially won, and the very few remaining Knothole Freedom Fighters are barely clinging to life. Sonic arrives to reinvigorate the world and perhaps still be able to fight back the evil Doctor and hopefully somehow get back to his own time.

Epoch existed in two editions on two platforms; originally for DOS (later Windows) and Gameboy Advance (not as an official product of course!) The DOS/Windows one was "cancelled" after having a good deal of it completed. The GBA version was a revival which attempted to reuse as much as it could from its previous incarnation and finish the job. While the GBA version is "finished", it was a rush job, more for the sake of filling the gap of the previous version's incomplete status, and did not completely honor all aspects of the original story. "

We're doing the 'finished' one here.

OH MY GOD SONIC EPOCH

I played a bit of the GBA version when I was younger
It glitched on me after

Bunnie's

stage and I couldn't progress anymore lol

In retrospect, it's pretty shit
Good luck playing it

Christ, Tails goes full Edge Master Mode on this
Grimdark 2edgy fanfics/fangames are the best, if for all the wrong reasons

P.S. The birds (kiwis) are from Taito's The Newzealand Story. Cool game, do try it out.
P.P.S. I love how the purple recolored Chrono Trigger grass on the overworld seems to just magically turn green at the edges of the cliffs. Sheer quality.

EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND OPEN-PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT'S SONIC SATAM AND-wait shit can I start over?

Sonic Epoch #2: It's like a reverse Terminator, except worse in all ways (Heavy Sigh, Jacobus Spades, Clark, and NGDBSS)

I hate this game.

Sonic Epoch #3: Mauschwitz (Heavy Sigh, Jacobus Spades, Clark, DoubleGomez, and NGDBSS)

This was totally worth it.

Sonic Epoch #4: Daemons (Heavy Sigh, Jacobus Spades, Clark, Combat Lobster, DoubleGomez, and NGDBSS)

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GUY WHO MADE THIS TRAVESTY ALSO MADE SMB3MIX

BECAUSE APPARENTLY HE DID

www.sonicepoch.com wrote:I was able to grow up with Super Mario Bros. on the NES, much like many kids of the late 80s - early 90s. I instantly fell in love with the whole platformer genre. I used to doodle imagined levels for Super Mario Bros. 3 ... my own World. It would be many years before hackers would actually provide the means to make custom levels, and until then I could only dream. (I finally achieved that dream for myself in 2014; see Super Mario Bros. 3Mix on the navigation menu!)

I think robot-hedgehog is supposed to Uncle Chuck.

More relevant to this video...

AND THEN EVERYONE DIED.
THE END

You're right, Clark. Absolutely right.

Epoch #5: Sonic 2001 (Heavy Sigh, Jacobus Spades, Clark, DoubleGomez, and Combat Lobster)

How could I have missed this gold mine?

I think when the game glitched out on me was like right before Mauschwitz, actually
Sorry for my faulty memory

Game's still shit

You know, I bet they imagined their game scenes like this.

Epoch #6: Metallic Madness (Heavy Sigh, Jacobus Spades, Clark, DoubleGomez, Catsworth,, and Combat Lobster)

Sonic Sez: This game is NO GOOD!

Epoch #7: Robo-Robotnik's Deadly Time Sink (Heavy Sigh, Jacobus Spades, Clark, DoubleGomez, mateo360, and Combat Lobster)

Heavy Sigh wrote:

This was amazing(ly bad)
People need to LP more terrible Sonic fangames

Congrats on lasting through this abomination

(there was also a back to the future parody scene, but let's pretend it doesn't exist and just end this)

Re: guys in credits

• Jinnai (now goes by SouthBird) - made this trainwreck, but also did SMB3Mix, make of that what you will.
• Hedges - I have no idea who this is
• Game Guy - I have no idea who this is
• Gold Sonic - I think this guy was prominent in the late 90s-early 00s Sonic fangaming scene
• PC0/Perfect Chaos Zero - Fangaming scene guy too, I think? Uploaded a shitton of ancient Sonic fangames to his site back in 2011 (which was later taken down due to Sepwich closing or w/e, but reuploaded by someone on Sonic Retro), I can link you to it if ya want (a lot of them are very bad)
• Dragon XVI (also known as Red XVI) - Fangaming scene guy, made a game called OmniKhaos, which he ended up disliking, and then made a duology of Sonic fangames called Thirdscape 1&2 as a response to people liking OmniKhaos. Also made a sort of semi-ARPG fangame called Sonic MADventure (it was ok). Also made some music for Sonic Robo Blast 2 IIRC. Also an FFVII fan (if you couldn't tell from one of his pseudonyms).
• Dragonfyre - who
• DJMage - ???
• L41V14 - ???
• Miscellania - Never heard of her.
• Kiddo (Cabbusses) - Contributed a shitton to the Satellaview and SEGA Pico preservation scenes. Seems like a p. cool guy. Has a lot of vids of Sonic fangames uploaded to his YT channel (also obscure games and some game vids from Nico Nico Douga).
• Kulock the Moogle - Ran a Sonic fan site called the Moogle Cavern (offline since 2008). Even though the name is an FF reference, it was originally supposed to be a Slayers fan site with a small Sonic section but??????? Also kinda helped kick off the "hoax" fad in the early-to-mid-00s Sonic fanbase. By hoaxes they mean just do dumb shit with sprites, game screencaps and Photoshop/Paint Shop Pro/whatev. It's basically the same thing as the "Blooper Reel" but with actual games, instead of... this. Also trolled the entire fangaming scene back in 2001 with a fangame called Sonic Adventure Gaiden.

However, what many consider a major failing point on either the original or later GBA Epoch is the fact it just doesn't play like a Sonic game. Really it doesn't play much better than any fairly generic tile-based platformer. (And at many times is worse, being clunky and difficult.) I love to imagine having Sonic gameplay inspired by the old Sega Genesis/Megadrive games mixed with elements from the show (i.e. fast paced action, SatAM style!), and also have Sally do her own show-inspired gameplay that's quite a bit different (probably more of a puzzle-solving angle or something.) I'm personally hoping for an opportunity one day to revisit Epoch and "get it done right", but I can't commit to that today. If I ever find myself committed to it again, the Internet will know.

from the author himself

let's hope he never revisits this

IT'S OVER.

Sonic Epoch #8: I'm sorry (Heavy Sigh, Jacobus Spades, mateo360, El Generico, and NGDBSS)

You'll find another game to torture yourself with