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Stranded: Part 4

They don't make dungeons like they used to.

Ocarina of Time: Master Quest: Part 40

I can only imagine that last area was more relevant in the original version.

Stranded: Part 5

One would think that a fortress made entirely out of metal would be very sturdy, but also very expensive to build.

Ocarina of Time: Master Quest: Part 41

Two is usually better than one, if only because it forces your opponent to split his attention.

Stranded: Part 6

The names of these dungeons are straight and to the point, but they don't always reveal what you find within.

Ocarina of Time: Master Quest: Part 42

Bottomless pits, fans and beamos. Yep, sounds like a forest to me!

Stranded: Part 7

It's all about supply and demand... or the demand for me to supply the demand... I think...

Ocarina of Time: Master Quest: Part 43

I thought things weren't supposed to start breaking until after I killed the boss.

Stranded: Part 8

I think, the Blue Cave is a very neat thematic concept. Unfortunately, I don't think a Red Cave would work as well, as the red enemies tend to be weaker. There are ways around this of course, but still...

Ocarina of Time: Master Quest: Part 44

This place is like the Gerudo training ground, except worse... and required.

Stranded: Part 9

One free dungeon item: Some assembly required.

Ocarina of Time: Master Quest: Part 45

I apologize for not having this fight mastered within 5 seconds. I am clearly a disgrace to video game players the world over.

Stranded: Part 10

That monster seems to have made itself right at home.

Ocarina of Time: Master Quest: Part 46 (Final)

These villains just never stay dead, do they?

Stranded: Part 11

Illusion (n): 4. psychology mistaken sensory perception: a misinterpretation of an experience of sensory perception, especially a visual one, where the stimuli are objectively present and the mistaken perception is due to physical rather than psychological causes

...yeah, sounds about right.

NEW LP!

Lost Vikings 2: Part 1

What a horrible night to have a tutorial.

Stranded: Part 12

Seeing the invisible and the hidden can only do so much when you can't see the future as well.

Lost Vikings 2: Part 2

Olaf: Master diplomat.

Stranded: Part 13

I wonder what would have happened if I had gotten one of those questions wrong...?

Lost Vikings 2: Part 3

When you have a shield, the enemies should have the common decency to stay in front of it.

Stranded: Part 14

Dang, things are starting to get a little explosive around here.

Lost Vikings 2: Part 4

I wonder why nobody seems to be concerned about the ship being on fire?

Stranded: Part 15

I think the only thing truly wicked about this place is the imagery it is trying to invoke.

Lost Vikings 2: Part 5

Eric could probably swim home, but he's too honorable for that. He's probably considering it though.

Stranded: Part 16

Even if they don't do damage, these spiky floors cannot be comfortable.

Lost Vikings 2: Part 6

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, especially more so than the person who delivers them.

Stranded: Part 17

I could use a Goron's Tunic right about now.