Talkhausing our way to OREGON! [TEXT LP THREAD]

[Sillyman]

So yeah this is a thread where I post live text LPs of Oregon Trail games. Feel free to post your own.

PACIS TALKHAUS PART 1:

May 24 11:31:20 <Demo> LOG STARTS HERE
May 24 11:31:32 <Una4ever> hi :D :D :D :D :D
May 24 11:31:38 <Tails_155[^w^]> it's a Paste
May 24 11:31:40 <Cobalt> she likes to smile
May 24 11:31:45 <Demo> It is 1848. Your jumping off place for Oregon is Independence, Missouri. You must decide which month to leave Independence.
May 24 11:31:46 <Tails_155[^w^]> Paste it could be stress
May 24 11:31:50 <Una4ever> Ü
May 24 11:32:05 <Demo> (March through July)
May 24 11:32:07 <Vramos> what, you guys playing oregon trail?
May 24 11:32:08 <Tails_155[^w^]> FFFFUUU I've missed Paste episodes during my awayness
May 24 11:32:18 <Sillyman> I think we should start in April.
May 24 11:32:20 <Vramos> hello there, Tails_155[^w^]
May 24 11:32:30 <Sillyman> Yes we are, Vramos.
May 24 11:32:33 <Tails_155[^w^]> hello person I presently don't know
May 24 11:33:02 <Cobalt> April is good.
May 24 11:33:09 <Vramos> Well, now you do, my name is Ramos, Ventura Ramos, and I expect you to die
May 24 11:33:11 <Una4ever> April Fool's good
May 24 11:33:16 <Cobalt> We'll get over the mountains by winter.
May 24 11:33:17 <Vramos> No, not you, but someone else
May 24 11:33:18 <Cobalt> Maybe.
May 24 11:33:26 <Demo> April chosen.
May 24 11:33:47 <Demo> Before leaving Independence, you should buy equipment and supplies. You have $1600.00 in cash, but you don't have to spend it all now.
May 24 11:33:54 <Iris> BRB :3
May 24 11:33:56 <Vramos> Seriously now (couldn't resist that presentation)
May 24 11:34:00 <Demo> You can buy whatever you need at Matt's General Store.
May 24 11:34:14 <Vramos> I'm here thanks of my cousin, Tails_155[^w^], I gather you know her
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May 24 11:34:29 * You are now known as MatttheStoreGuy
May 24 11:34:40 <Tails_155[^w^]> who is that? lol
May 24 11:34:45 <Vramos> shanara
May 24 11:34:53 <Tails_155[^w^]> ah, where is she? how is she?
May 24 11:34:56 <MatttheStoreGuy> There are 2 oxen in a yoke; I recommend at least 3 yoke. I charge $40 a yoke. How many yoke do you want?
May 24 11:35:10 <Vramos> well, she's on her house atm, I guess
May 24 11:35:28 <MatttheStoreGuy> VOTE NOW
May 24 11:35:48 <Tails_155[^w^]> ah
May 24 11:36:07 <Sillyman> By the way, even though you aren't officially in the party, feel free to take part in discussions.
May 24 11:36:08 <Vramos> she's faring well enough, all things considered
May 24 11:36:19 <Cobalt> ahm
May 24 11:36:22 <Tails_155[^w^]> ¿Ud. habla español para lingua primera?
May 24 11:36:29 <Sillyman> *even if you aren't
May 24 11:36:35 <Vramos> Si, soy español, despues de todo
May 24 11:36:58 <Tails_155[^w^]> ah
May 24 11:37:22 <Vramos> also, just started LPing.
May 24 11:37:28 <Cobalt> ask matt why the hell we need oxen for hundreds of miles road trip
May 24 11:37:32 <Tails_155[^w^]> Spanish or English?
May 24 11:37:34 <Vramos> which reminds me I gotta process a video and upload it
May 24 11:37:36 <Vramos> english
May 24 11:37:39 <Vramos> more or less
May 24 11:37:49 <Vramos> apparently blackDS complains about my accent
May 24 11:37:49 * Caracc (Caracc@bdnk-a4f2c781.eastlink.ca) has joined #talkhaus
May 24 11:37:49 * TT gives voice to Caracc
May 24 11:38:17 <Sillyman> wait road trip what
May 24 11:38:27 <Sillyman> we're going on the oregon trail
May 24 11:38:30 <Cobalt> well wagon ride
May 24 11:38:31 * Una4ever is back
May 24 11:38:32 * Iris is back too
May 24 11:38:38 <MatttheStoreGuy> How else will you move your wagon without oxen?
May 24 11:38:45 <Cobalt> Oh.
May 24 11:38:48 <Vramos> pushing it
May 24 11:38:50 <Cobalt> horses
May 24 11:39:00 <MatttheStoreGuy> Sorry, all I got is oxen.
May 24 11:39:50 <Cobalt> I still don't see why we need six oxen to pull a wagon
May 24 11:39:52 <Sillyman> I have plenty of money, so if nobody else suggests anything I'm going to buy 6 yoke.
May 24 11:39:58 <Argumentable> get 10
May 24 11:40:08 <Una4ever> no 11
May 24 11:40:10 <MatttheStoreGuy> 10 yoke or 10 oxen?
May 24 11:40:11 <Argumentable> I vote 10
May 24 11:40:15 <Argumentable> 10 ox
May 24 11:40:21 <MatttheStoreGuy> So 5 yoke?
May 24 11:40:23 <Una4ever> 11 oxen
May 24 11:40:23 <Argumentable> no
May 24 11:40:35 <Argumentable> get 6 yoke
May 24 11:40:40 <Argumentable> I'm just messing with you
May 24 11:40:47 <Sillyman> heh
May 24 11:40:53 <MatttheStoreGuy> 6 yoke it is then.
May 24 11:41:02 <Una4ever> and I dunno what you guys are talking about O:)
May 24 11:41:04 <MatttheStoreGuy> That'll be $240.00
May 24 11:41:13 <Una4ever> that's much o.O
May 24 11:41:19 <Vramos> you guys already got medical supplies?
May 24 11:41:39 <Argumentable> what else are we buying
May 24 11:41:46 <Una4ever> chocolate
May 24 11:41:51 <MatttheStoreGuy> I recommend you take at least 200 pounds of food for each person in your <TALKHAUS>. I see that you have 5 people in all. You'll need flour, sugar, bacon, and coffee. My price is 20 cents a pound. How many pounds of food do you want?
May 24 11:41:53 <Vramos> food, weapons, medical supplies, water
May 24 11:42:02 <Argumentable> 20 cents per pound is cheap
May 24 11:42:05 <Argumentable> get 1000 pounds
May 24 11:42:20 <Cobalt> 200 dollars for food?
May 24 11:42:23 <Sillyman> 500 dollars worth of food... hmm.
May 24 11:42:24 <Argumentable> alternatively
May 24 11:42:29 <Sillyman> or 200
May 24 11:42:30 <Sillyman> whoops
May 24 11:42:31 <Argumentable> get none and just hunt your ass off
May 24 11:42:34 <Cobalt> derp i can math
May 24 11:42:45 <Tails_155[^w^]> Paste, you played a lot of "Don't" games while I was gone... all 2 of them that you played
May 24 11:42:47 <Sillyman> I think minimum recommendation is good.
May 24 11:42:49 <Argumentable> max or none
May 24 11:43:02 <Sillyman> 1000 is recommended
May 24 11:43:03 <Vramos> don't shit your pants
May 24 11:43:09 <Cobalt> eh we still need medicine
May 24 11:43:24 <Sillyman> We do have $1600.00
May 24 11:43:27 <Vramos> don't look back
May 24 11:43:36 <Cobalt> >buy polio vaccine
May 24 11:43:45 <Vramos> those 2, I guess, are the ones he played
May 24 11:43:50 <Sillyman> we don't get medicine as an option
May 24 11:43:55 <Cobalt> wait this is 1840 or something damn
May 24 11:44:02 <MatttheStoreGuy> Alright, 1000 foods for $200.00
May 24 11:44:14 <Argumentable> great deal
May 24 11:44:30 <Una4ever> 1000 foods sound a bit wrong
May 24 11:44:35 <MatttheStoreGuy> You'll need warm clothing in the mountains. I recommend taking at least 2 sets of clothes per person. Each set is $10.00. How many sets of clothes do you want?
May 24 11:44:42 <Argumentable> 1 set
May 24 11:44:43 <Argumentable> we'll share
May 24 11:44:52 <Sillyman> Argumentable that is a terrible idea.
May 24 11:44:56 <Cobalt> 15 sets
May 24 11:45:06 <Argumentable> 7 sets each
May 24 11:45:07 <Sillyman> I'm going to agree with Cobalt here.
May 24 11:45:09 <Argumentable> so 35 sets
May 24 11:45:10 <Una4ever> noone wanna share with argu
May 24 11:45:12 <Cobalt> 150$ for 3 sets a person is good
May 24 11:45:27 <Sillyman> Anyone else have input?
May 24 11:45:38 <Sillyman> Like our silent buddy paste?
May 24 11:45:50 <Una4ever> paste is still here?!
May 24 11:46:18 <paste> what
May 24 11:46:28 <MatttheStoreGuy> Okay, 15 sets of clothes, for $150.00.
May 24 11:46:33 <Argumentable> each person should say how many clothes they want
May 24 11:46:34 <Cobalt> speak or the salem witch trials will kill you paste
May 24 11:46:35 <Argumentable> I want 4 clothes
May 24 11:46:40 <paste> i want 3000lbs of food
May 24 11:46:41 <Tails_155[^w^]> Vramos, your youtube name the same?
May 24 11:46:49 <Argumentable> we already got food paste
May 24 11:46:55 <Una4ever> tails, mrventuraramos I think
May 24 11:46:58 <Vramos> Nope. was taken, so it's MrVenturaRamos
May 24 11:46:59 <MatttheStoreGuy> I sell ammunition in boxes of 20 bullets. Each box costs $2.00.
May 24 11:47:12 <MatttheStoreGuy> How many boxes do you want?
May 24 11:47:14 * impako (chatzillaRawr@bdnk-d47421b4.res.rr.com) has joined #talkhaus
May 24 11:47:14 * TT gives voice to impako
May 24 11:47:19 <Una4ever> hi pako :)
May 24 11:47:23 <impako> hi una
May 24 11:47:25 <Sillyman> Obviously as many as we can carry, right guys?
May 24 11:47:29 <Una4ever> yup
May 24 11:47:30 <Sillyman> 99 ammunitions.
May 24 11:47:32 <Cobalt> sure
May 24 11:47:39 <impako> oregon trail again?
May 24 11:47:46 <Cobalt> bullets are food if people are good at it
May 24 11:47:51 <Una4ever> yes, and I don't know what it is about x'D
May 24 11:47:52 <MatttheStoreGuy> Alright, all my ammunitions for $198.00. Next!
May 24 11:47:54 <Argumentable> we only need one bullet for each animal
May 24 11:48:05 <Argumentable> one shot, one kill
May 24 11:48:10 <Sillyman> 1 bullet means 200 pounds of food at most
May 24 11:48:10 <impako> who is mat the store guy
May 24 11:48:16 <Cobalt> these are not laserbullets argue
May 24 11:48:18 <Sillyman> if you use it to take down an oxen
May 24 11:48:18 <Una4ever> demo
May 24 11:48:23 <Cobalt> stop being from 2030
May 24 11:48:24 <impako> demo
May 24 11:48:27 <impako> i liked demo
May 24 11:48:41 <Sillyman> Matt is demo roleplaying so as to not have to quote
May 24 11:49:08 <Cobalt> mechanics!
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May 24 11:49:22 <MatttheStoreGuy> It's a good idea to have a few spare parts for your wagon. Here are the prices: <yadda yadda yadda $10 for each part 3 kinds of spare parts>
May 24 11:49:26 <MatttheStoreGuy> How many wagon wheels?
May 24 11:49:35 <MatttheStoreGuy> (also axles and tongues)
May 24 11:49:40 <Argumentable> yes 3 each
May 24 11:49:44 <Vramos> 27
May 24 11:49:44 <Argumentable> except tongues
May 24 11:49:47 <Argumentable> get 5 tongues
May 24 11:49:53 <Sillyman> 3/3/5?
May 24 11:49:55 <Argumentable> yes
May 24 11:49:59 <Cobalt> agree
May 24 11:50:02 <Sillyman> sounds like a plan
May 24 11:50:02 <Argumentable> actually
May 24 11:50:06 <Argumentable> the wagon has 4 wheels right?
May 24 11:50:09 <Argumentable> lets get 4 wheels
May 24 11:50:11 <Sillyman> yeeees
May 24 11:50:22 <Sillyman> okay
May 24 11:50:23 <Argumentable> a spare for each
May 24 11:50:29 <Sillyman> Proposed: 4/3/5
May 24 11:50:30 <Cobalt> and 3 axles
May 24 11:50:33 <Cobalt> 4*
May 24 11:50:35 <Argumentable> if the spare of one that we're replacing breaks we're fucked though
May 24 11:50:37 * Iris has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
May 24 11:50:43 <Argumentable> we can't use a spare for another wheel on a different one
May 24 11:50:50 <Sillyman> it either has 2 axles or 4 axles
May 24 11:50:54 <Argumentable> 2
May 24 11:51:07 <Sillyman> Proposed: 4/2/5
May 24 11:51:09 <Cobalt> ok
May 24 11:51:14 <Cobalt> sounds even
May 24 11:51:16 <Sillyman> Seconding.
May 24 11:51:23 <Sillyman> Cobalt thirds.
May 24 11:51:26 <Sillyman> Motion passes.
May 24 11:51:39 <MatttheStoreGuy> Your wagon may only carry 3 wagon wheels.
May 24 11:51:50 <Argumentable> fuck
May 24 11:52:00 <MatttheStoreGuy> same goes for axles and tongues
May 24 11:52:03 <Cobalt> well una seems to have be dead and paste is idling the foshnizzle out here
May 24 11:52:06 <Argumentable> FINE 3 each then
May 24 11:52:11 <Una4ever> Im not dead!
May 24 11:52:15 <Cobalt> ok
May 24 11:52:17 <MatttheStoreGuy> 3/3/3 for $90.00
May 24 11:52:19 <Una4ever> Im just raocowing
May 24 11:52:29 <Argumentable> also you have to try to trade every chance you get
May 24 11:52:45 <Cobalt> ask sillyman our current money balance
May 24 11:52:46 <Argumentable> we might get a good deal
May 24 11:52:51 <Argumentable> like 5 oxen for one set of clothing
May 24 11:52:55 <MatttheStoreGuy> Your total bill is $878.00, leaving you with $722.00.
May 24 11:53:00 <Argumentable> or maybe 20 bullets for una
May 24 11:53:08 <Cobalt> alright
May 24 11:53:12 <Argumentable> wait is that it
May 24 11:53:13 <Una4ever> why? I will miss on every shot
May 24 11:53:17 <Argumentable> food clothes ox, and parts?
May 24 11:53:19 <Argumentable> and bullets
May 24 11:53:26 <Argumentable> why did I only put in one comma
May 24 11:53:28 * You are now known as Demo
May 24 11:53:28 * NickServ sets mode +r Demo
May 24 11:53:30 <Argumentable> help
May 24 11:53:30 <Demo> Leaving?
May 24 11:53:36 <Cobalt> i assume we're going to need the rest of the money for bribes and hiring people
May 24 11:53:37 <Demo> food clothes ox
May 24 11:53:50 <Argumentable> go unless there's something else to buy
May 24 11:53:50 <Argumentable> wait
May 24 11:53:55 <Argumentable> can you offer to trade in the starting town
May 24 11:54:02 <Demo> quite possibly
May 24 11:54:06 <Demo> I don't know though
May 24 11:54:18 <Una4ever> may I ask a question?
May 24 11:54:22 <Demo> You may.
May 24 11:54:33 <Argumentable> You man. Not.
May 24 11:54:37 <Argumentable> oops
May 24 11:54:38 <Argumentable> I meant may
May 24 11:54:40 <Argumentable> but you're not a man
May 24 11:54:43 <Argumentable> so it works out anyway
May 24 11:54:44 <Una4ever> what exactly is the purpose/rules/etc of this 'game'
May 24 11:54:50 <Argumentable> to get to oregon
May 24 11:54:55 <Una4ever> where's that
May 24 11:54:56 <Demo> We are trying to get to Oregon before we all die.
May 24 11:55:01 <Argumentable> on the west coast of the US
May 24 11:55:04 <Cobalt> and not get eaten by wolverines
May 24 11:55:07 <Vramos> "follow the oregon trail, with all its problems"
May 24 11:55:07 <Argumentable> we're going from the east coast
May 24 11:55:13 <Argumentable> it's "supposed" to be educational
May 24 11:55:14 <paste> do we have guns
May 24 11:55:21 <Argumentable> they'd let us play it in school sometimes
May 24 11:55:26 <Cobalt> really
May 24 11:55:26 <Argumentable> but all we really did ws play the hunting game
May 24 11:55:26 <Sillyman> We sure do have guns.
May 24 11:55:33 <Sillyman> We bought out the entire weapons department.
May 24 11:55:39 <Argumentable> I like how we don't buy guns
May 24 11:55:43 <Argumentable> we just always have one
May 24 11:55:46 <Sillyman> ONE
May 24 11:55:49 <Sillyman> AND IT IS MINE
May 24 11:55:51 <Cobalt> and it never breaks
May 24 11:55:55 <Sillyman> because you guys can't do realtime stuff
May 24 11:55:57 <Sillyman> ahahaha
May 24 11:56:00 * Una4ever takes silly's gun
May 24 11:56:05 <Una4ever> now it's mine
May 24 11:56:12 <Sillyman> great guess we can't hunt
May 24 11:56:29 <Argumentable> una give it back
May 24 11:56:31 <Cobalt> anyway
May 24 11:56:36 <Cobalt> do we have a wagon
May 24 11:56:38 <Argumentable> sillyman ford every stream in an attempt to drown una
May 24 11:56:39 <Argumentable> yes
May 24 11:56:43 <Una4ever> you will survive (I think)
May 24 11:56:48 <Sillyman> argumentable I will take that as a vote
May 24 11:56:55 <Cobalt> agree
May 24 11:57:00 <Argumentable> haha no, I'll tell you a serious vote when we get to a river
May 24 11:57:08 <Argumentable> are we going yet
May 24 11:57:11 <Cobalt> ^
May 24 11:57:11 <paste> let's hunt
May 24 11:57:14 <Una4ever> alright
May 24 11:57:16 <Argumentable> I agree, hunt
May 24 11:57:19 <paste> hunting was the best part of OT
May 24 11:57:20 * Una4ever gives back the gun
May 24 11:57:22 <Demo> April 1, 1848: Starting from Independence.
May 24 11:57:25 <Argumentable> hunt
May 24 11:57:27 <Argumentable> right now
May 24 11:57:27 <paste> let's hunt for some una
May 24 11:57:31 <Demo> Status: Cool/Good/Steady/Filling
May 24 11:57:37 <Demo> You cannot hunt in a town.
May 24 11:57:40 <Argumentable> I pick Filling
May 24 11:57:43 <Argumentable> my status is filling
May 24 11:57:44 <paste> leave town and hunt
May 24 11:57:55 <Una4ever> we forgot tooth paste - let's use paste instead
May 24 11:57:56 <Cobalt> independence... oh crap i forget geography
May 24 11:57:57 <Demo> Did argumentable not want to trade?
May 24 11:58:02 <Argumentable> I want to trade
May 24 11:58:03 <Argumentable> every chance
May 24 11:58:06 <paste> yaknow what i learned from the original oregon trail?
May 24 11:58:07 <paste> nothing
May 24 11:58:17 <Argumentable> I learned it's easy to die on your way to oregon
May 24 11:58:24 <Demo> Trading will use a day, and therefore requires a majority vote.
May 24 11:58:28 <paste> i learned there's a shitting disease called Dystentery
May 24 11:58:32 <Argumentable> and you can't ford 2 foot streams without drowning
May 24 11:58:36 <Sillyman> I second the motion to trade.
May 24 11:58:38 <paste> and a shitting disease called Cholera
May 24 11:58:40 <Argumentable> peperoni and chease
May 24 11:58:44 <paste> haha
May 24 11:58:48 <Cobalt> i learned you can get stuck in the mountains in the winter
May 24 11:58:55 <paste> arg, i don't know if anyone else if old enough to get that joke
May 24 11:58:59 <Cobalt> also a shitting disease called Giardia
May 24 11:59:01 <paste> *is old
May 24 11:59:07 <Argumentable> haha
May 24 11:59:07 <impako> i got it
May 24 11:59:09 <paste> they didn't have giardia
May 24 11:59:12 <Argumentable> I wonder if there's a youtube video
May 24 11:59:14 <paste> not in the original
May 24 11:59:14 <Cobalt> DAWWWWW
May 24 11:59:32 <Cobalt> well screw microbial evolution it's slow
May 24 11:59:35 <paste> cobalt, what do you want on your tombstone?
May 24 11:59:46 <paste> microbial evolution is the fastest, actually
May 24 11:59:50 <Demo> If nobody else approves of trading we will leave.
May 24 12:00:09 <Cobalt> i don't trust anyone
May 24 12:00:10 <paste> i'll trade you my fist for your face
May 24 12:00:18 <Cobalt> in my mind all traders are mafia
May 24 12:00:19 <impako> face hand
May 24 12:00:20 <Cobalt> or bomb
May 24 12:00:25 <impako> you would have a face hand
May 24 12:00:31 <paste> you'd be fist face
May 24 12:00:37 <Demo> no he would have an eye on his hand
May 24 12:00:42 <impako> is that an insult
May 24 12:00:44 <impako> paste
May 24 12:00:45 <impako> do you wanna go
May 24 12:00:46 <Cobalt> also paste i want this on my tombstone
May 24 12:00:47 <Demo> just a giant eye attached to his wrist
May 24 12:01:03 <Demo> welp leaving it is then
May 24 12:01:18 <Demo> April 1, 1848: 102 miles to Kansas River crossing.
May 24 12:01:26 <Argumentable> hunt
May 24 12:01:26 <Cobalt> Cobalt - Was a cool guy, but did not learn the true ways of T A N A S I N N killed him for good.
May 24 12:01:27 <Argumentable> hunt
May 24 12:01:28 <Argumentable> hunt
May 24 12:01:39 <Cobalt> kill everyone
May 24 12:01:41 <Demo> April 6, 1848: Meeting called.
May 24 12:01:43 <Cobalt> april fools don't
May 24 12:01:52 <Sillyman> Seconding the motion to hunt.
May 24 12:02:03 <Cobalt> I also agree to hunt
May 24 12:02:07 <Demo> HUNTING
May 24 12:02:08 <impako> yes
May 24 12:02:12 <impako> i am not playing, but you should hunt
May 24 12:02:39 <Cobalt> i agree with that oxen there
May 24 12:02:45 <Cobalt> her name is impako
May 24 12:02:50 <Sillyman> guys I failed at hunting
May 24 12:02:53 * Cobalt pets impako
May 24 12:02:58 * impako purrs
May 24 12:03:01 <impako> wait
May 24 12:03:05 <Vramos> Tanasin? cip 5 reference?
May 24 12:03:07 <impako> i am a talking oxen
May 24 12:03:08 <Demo> April 7, 1848: Hunting returned 0 food.
May 24 12:03:15 <Una4ever> oh
May 24 12:03:25 <Cobalt> no tanasinn is from 2ch and a whole bunch of other japanese boards
May 24 12:03:35 <impako> brb i need some plants to munch onj
May 24 12:03:37 <impako> onj
May 24 12:03:40 <Vramos> yah, well, he's a boss on vip 5
May 24 12:03:52 <Cobalt> it's basically ASCII art of doraemon except in the form of a daemon.
May 24 12:04:00 <Cobalt> hard to explain
May 24 12:04:09 <Vramos> I know how it looks, cobalt
May 24 12:04:15 <Vramos> he's a filtered boss on vip 5
May 24 12:04:29 <Cobalt> yeah... ASM there was weird
May 24 12:04:30 <Demo> April 8, 1848: Hunting returned 960 food, however only 100 food could be carried back to the wagon.
May 24 12:04:40 <paste> i can't find the original tombstone commercial
May 24 12:04:40 <Cobalt> anyway that was terrible
May 24 12:04:41 <Demo> Continue on trail
May 24 12:05:03 <Vramos> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZQTIVUGFgY
May 24 12:05:15 <paste> that's not it
May 24 12:05:16 <Demo> April 9, 1848: Kansas River Crossing reached.
May 24 12:05:33 <Cobalt> check length and shit
May 24 12:05:38 <Cobalt> also bitch
May 24 12:05:41 <paste> cock the wagon
May 24 12:05:46 <Sillyman> okay because this is not happening live I am always going to look around at any landmark
May 24 12:05:53 * SpruceZeus (chatzilla@bdnk-f88aafbe.swbr.surewest.net) has joined #talkhaus
May 24 12:05:53 * paste gives voice to SpruceZeus
May 24 12:06:00 <Sillyman> so continue on trail if we want to just cross this thing
May 24 12:06:04 <Sillyman> or we can trade
May 24 12:06:22 <Cobalt> also yes i've played the tanasinn battle myself vramos
May 24 12:06:35 <Vramos> and the julius one?
May 24 12:06:47 <Sillyman> Argumentable said we should trade, BTH
May 24 12:06:50 <Sillyman> *BTW
May 24 12:06:54 <SpruceZeus> I was playing DFO literally all day yesterday ;-;
May 24 12:07:19 <Una4ever> whatever argu says, I agree ;)
May 24 12:07:36 <Demo> No one wants to trade with you today.
May 24 12:07:43 <Una4ever> damn
May 24 12:07:51 <Cobalt> how do we trade are there people following us
May 24 12:08:01 <Argumentable> hi
May 24 12:08:07 <Demo> You must cross the river in order to continue. The river at this point is currently 618 feet across, and 3.5 feet deep in the middle.
May 24 12:08:16 <Una4ever> swin!!
May 24 12:08:16 <Demo> A ferry is available.
May 24 12:08:19 <Una4ever> swim*
May 24 12:08:22 <Argumentable> how much is the ferry
May 24 12:08:45 <Demo> The ferry operator says that he will charge you $5.00 and that you will have to wait 2 days. Are you willing to do this?
May 24 12:08:54 <Argumentable> we gotta pay AND wait
May 24 12:08:57 <Argumentable> ripoff
May 24 12:09:00 <Vramos> too deep for an ox there
May 24 12:09:01 <Argumentable> make our own ferry
May 24 12:09:05 <paste> dude, it's only 3.5 ft deep
May 24 12:09:06 <Argumentable> caulk and float
May 24 12:09:15 <Una4ever> swim!
May 24 12:09:15 <Sillyman> I say we float.
May 24 12:09:15 <Argumentable> we'll show him who's boss
May 24 12:09:22 <paste> we lose over 9000 lbs of food
May 24 12:09:25 <paste> and 12 oxen
May 24 12:09:31 <Cobalt> float
May 24 12:09:36 <paste> they had caulk back then?
May 24 12:09:40 <Demo> 3 votes to float taken.
May 24 12:09:57 <Demo> The wagon tipped over while floating. You lose:
May 24 12:10:01 <Demo> 2 wagon axles
May 24 12:10:04 <Demo> 2 wagon tongues
May 24 12:10:06 <Cobalt> way
May 24 12:10:07 <Una4ever> oh
May 24 12:10:08 <Demo> 897 pounds of food
May 24 12:10:08 <Argumentable> good thing we hve 3
May 24 12:10:10 <Cobalt> waaaaaaaaat
May 24 12:10:12 <Una4ever> nooo
May 24 12:10:15 <Argumentable> good thing we hunted
May 24 12:10:19 <Argumentable> no loss
May 24 12:10:21 <Vramos> was pretty obvious that was going to happen xD
May 24 12:10:22 <Argumentable> hunt some more
May 24 12:10:22 <paste> hunt
May 24 12:10:27 <Cobalt> hunt
May 24 12:10:32 <Argumentable> hunt until you replace every pound
May 24 12:10:33 <Demo> April 11, 1848: 83 miles to the Big Blue River crossing.
May 24 12:10:34 <paste> only shoot at rabbits
May 24 12:10:56 <Demo> oh by the way we only have 53 pounds
May 24 12:11:03 <Argumentable> like I said
May 24 12:11:07 <Argumentable> hunt to replace every pound
May 24 12:11:14 <Demo> April 11, 1848: You find an abandoned wagon, but it is empty.
May 24 12:11:18 <Vramos> go on a diet!
May 24 12:11:23 <Demo> April 11, 1848: Meeting called.
May 24 12:12:18 <paste> hunt dmamit
May 24 12:12:21 <Demo> April 12, 1848: Hunting returned over 100 pounds of food.
May 24 12:12:25 <paste> hunt again
May 24 12:12:32 <paste> hunt like the wind!
May 24 12:12:39 <Sillyman> spending another day hunting sounds good to me
May 24 12:12:42 <Sillyman> anyone else?
May 24 12:12:47 <Cobalt> agree with hunt
May 24 12:13:00 <Una4ever> agrees
May 24 12:13:21 <paste> who's in the group?
May 24 12:13:31 <Demo> April 13, 1848: Hunting returned over 100 pounds of food. (878 pounds dropped)
May 24 12:14:05 <Demo> I forgot
May 24 12:14:10 <Demo> oh wait I remember
May 24 12:14:31 <Demo> SILLYMAN, ARGUE, IRIS, COBALT, PASTE
May 24 12:14:43 <Cobalt> iris is una btw
May 24 12:14:58 <Una4ever> oh xD Iris is logged of
May 24 12:15:17 <Argumentable> hi
May 24 12:15:29 <Demo> April 14, 1848: Hunting returned 68 pounds of food.
May 24 12:15:38 <Sillyman> I'm bored of hunting
May 24 12:15:48 <Sillyman> we have 276 foods now let's go
May 24 12:15:57 <Una4ever> go go go
May 24 12:15:57 <Cobalt> ok enough for me
May 24 12:16:28 <Demo> April 19, 1848: Big Blue River crossing reached. Meeting called.
May 24 12:16:42 <Vramos> hah, now you lose it again
May 24 12:16:56 <Argumentable> trade
May 24 12:16:57 <Sillyman> I think we should try to trade
May 24 12:16:57 <Argumentable> TRADE
May 24 12:16:58 <Sillyman> yeah
May 24 12:17:03 <Sillyman> anyone else?
May 24 12:17:07 <Una4ever> trade
May 24 12:17:13 <Argumentable> just offer to trade see what they ask
May 24 12:17:18 <Argumentable> then we can go from there
May 24 12:17:30 <Demo> You meet another emigrant who wants 1 wagon axle. He will trade you 1 wagon tongue. Are you willing to trade?
May 24 12:17:43 <Argumentable> how many do we have of each
May 24 12:17:50 <Demo> (you have 1 axle and 1 tongue)
May 24 12:17:54 <Argumentable> hahaha no
May 24 12:17:55 <Sillyman> no way man
May 24 12:18:09 <Argumentable> try to trade one more time
May 24 12:18:11 <Sillyman> but all actions have to pass by a majority vote
May 24 12:18:14 <Argumentable> just to see if we get something better
May 24 12:18:35 <Sillyman> I second the motion to decline and retry
May 24 12:18:56 <Cobalt> try again
May 24 12:19:46 <Demo> April 21, 1848: You meet another emigrant who wants 1 wagon tongue. He will trade you 58 bullets. (you have 1 tongue and 1963 bullets)
May 24 12:19:53 <Sillyman> okay trading sucks I say we move on
May 24 12:19:57 <Cobalt> agree
May 24 12:20:00 <Una4ever> agree
May 24 12:20:09 <paste> concentric bananas
May 24 12:20:11 <Cobalt> fuck the ox ford the river gooo
May 24 12:20:26 <Argumentable> tell us river specs
May 24 12:20:31 <Cobalt> ok maybe that will kill us
May 24 12:20:40 <Demo> April 21, 1848: The weather is hot. The river is 225 feet wide and 1.8 feet deep.
May 24 12:20:49 <Sillyman> ford this thing gogogo
May 24 12:20:49 <Cobalt> ford
May 24 12:20:50 <Argumentable> ford dat shit
May 24 12:20:58 <Cobalt> 1.8? that's silly
May 24 12:21:01 <Cobalt> er
May 24 12:21:11 <Demo> You become stuck in the mud. Lose 1 day.
May 24 12:21:14 <Cobalt> yeah wow
May 24 12:21:25 <Demo> April 22, 1848: 119 miles to Fort Kearney.
May 24 12:22:13 <Demo> April 25, 1848: You pass a gravesite. Here lies andy / peperony and chease
May 24 12:22:21 <Cobalt> wat
May 24 12:22:30 <SpruceZeus> haha angkor wat
May 24 12:22:35 <Sillyman> ahahaha
May 24 12:22:42 <Sillyman> bet you didn't expect that
May 24 12:23:01 <Una4ever> explain the peperony and chease thing please O:)
May 24 12:23:02 <SpruceZeus> here lies old smokey, all covered with cheese
May 24 12:23:14 <Cobalt> anyway
May 24 12:23:15 <SpruceZeus> he lost his poor meatball when somebody sneezed.
May 24 12:23:16 <Demo> April 28, 2848: Fort Kearney reached. Meeting called.
May 24 12:23:23 <Cobalt> hunt
May 24 12:23:29 * trough (trough@bdnk-fb2ed026.nj.comcast.net) has joined #talkhaus
May 24 12:23:29 * TT gives voice to trough
May 24 12:23:36 <Demo> Available special options: Trade/Talk/Buy
May 24 12:24:13 <Argumentable> trade
May 24 12:24:17 <Cobalt> sure
May 24 12:24:17 <Demo> (just so you know the options that are always present are Continue, Check Supplies, Map, Pace, Rations, and Rest)
May 24 12:24:18 <Una4ever> trade
May 24 12:24:25 <Sillyman> I actually think we should buy.
May 24 12:24:30 <Argumentable> no, trade
May 24 12:24:33 <Cobalt> trade
May 24 12:24:37 <Argumentable> we might be able to trade for what we want to buy
May 24 12:24:37 <SpruceZeus> What supplies do we have?
May 24 12:24:39 <Sillyman> but whatever majority rules
May 24 12:25:09 <Demo> Get 1 set of clothing (you have 15) for 1 axle (you have 1)?
May 24 12:25:21 <Una4ever> no?
May 24 12:25:24 <Sillyman> no, check the shop
May 24 12:25:54 <Demo> going once
May 24 12:25:59 <Demo> going twice
May 24 12:26:02 <Una4ever> twice
May 24 12:26:06 <Una4ever> bang!
May 24 12:26:06 <Demo> abstain
May 24 12:26:15 <SpruceZeus> How much is it for another axle or tongue?
May 24 12:26:17 <Demo> Motion passes 2/0
May 24 12:26:24 <SpruceZeus> We should probably be carrying spares if we can afford it
May 24 12:26:25 <Demo> Checking shop prices...
May 24 12:26:48 <Demo> Food is 0.25 per pound. Wagon parts are 12.50 each.
May 24 12:26:54 <Sillyman> let's buy that stuff
May 24 12:26:58 <Una4ever> how much money do we have
May 24 12:27:04 <Demo> $722.00
May 24 12:27:33 <SpruceZeus> I think we could probably afford some more parts
May 24 12:27:35 <Sillyman> I say 2 axles 2 tongues and 1000 pounds food
May 24 12:27:44 <Argumentable> sounds good
May 24 12:28:00 <SpruceZeus> food is important
May 24 12:28:12 <SpruceZeus> How much money is left over after that?
May 24 12:28:13 <Demo> $422.00 left
May 24 12:28:15 <SpruceZeus> oh
May 24 12:28:17 <SpruceZeus> haha
May 24 12:28:28 <paste> is anyone sick yet
May 24 12:28:32 <Demo> No.
May 24 12:28:41 <Demo> Also health is good.
May 24 12:28:46 <paste> dammit
May 24 12:28:51 <paste> this game is boring
May 24 12:29:02 <Sillyman> let's kick up the pace a notch, shall we?
May 24 12:29:03 <Argumentable> lower food rations
May 24 12:29:10 <Sillyman> never lower rations
May 24 12:29:12 <Argumentable> increase speed
May 24 12:29:22 <SpruceZeus> also hire a burly man with a whip
May 24 12:29:26 <SpruceZeus> to make everyone work faster
May 24 12:29:31 <Argumentable> buy everyone a whipe
May 24 12:29:32 <Argumentable> whip
May 24 12:29:34 <Demo> 2 votes for Strenuous pace.
May 24 12:29:34 <Argumentable> we can just whip each other
May 24 12:29:37 <Argumentable> I'll whip paste
May 24 12:29:47 <impako> hi
May 24 12:29:47 <Demo> whips do not exist what are you talking about
May 24 12:29:48 <impako> what
May 24 12:30:06 <SpruceZeus> somebody whip TT, he likes it
May 24 12:30:22 * Una4ever whips TT
May 24 12:30:29 <Sillyman> ahaha
May 24 12:30:29 <Argumentable> hot
May 24 12:30:33 <Una4ever> xD
May 24 12:30:34 <Sillyman> hot
May 24 12:30:36 <impako> can i be involved
May 24 12:30:40 <Sillyman> you can
May 24 12:30:42 <Sillyman> you are an oxen
May 24 12:30:42 <Argumentable> una whip pako
May 24 12:30:45 <Una4ever> no
May 24 12:30:48 <impako> hahahaha
May 24 12:30:55 <Sillyman> in fact, you are the oxen hivemind
May 24 12:31:00 <impako> yeah
May 24 12:31:01 <Sillyman> so you are all the oxen
May 24 12:31:17 <impako> you are all? who
May 24 12:31:25 <Sillyman> impako is all the oxen
May 24 12:31:29 <impako> ok
May 24 12:31:30 <impako> cool
May 24 12:31:47 <Sillyman> man people need to vote
May 24 12:31:56 <Demo> 2 votes for strenuous 3 abstains going once
May 24 12:32:05 <Demo> going twice
May 24 12:32:09 <Una4ever> bam!
May 24 12:32:15 <SpruceZeus> OBJECTION!
May 24 12:32:15 <Demo> Pace changed to strenuous.
May 24 12:32:23 <SpruceZeus> ...wait, actually, no. Never mind.
May 24 12:32:24 <Cobalt> hm
May 24 12:32:29 <Sillyman> let's get going
May 24 12:32:31 <Sillyman> seriously
May 24 12:32:35 <Cobalt> agree
May 24 12:32:48 <Una4ever> will this game go on all night?!
May 24 12:32:53 <Cobalt> was I late
May 24 12:33:01 <Sillyman> also pako gets a vote but it is still 3 votes to do anything
May 24 12:33:04 <Una4ever> BRB, gonna take something in
May 24 12:33:18 <impako> i don't want to vote
May 24 12:33:27 <impako> "gonna take something in?
May 24 12:33:29 <impako> "
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May 24 12:33:31 * TT gives voice to Wareng
May 24 12:33:34 <impako> hireng
May 24 12:33:34 <Wareng> cool shit
May 24 12:33:37 <Sillyman> Hey wareng
May 24 12:33:40 <Wareng> hi
May 24 12:33:41 <Sillyman> welcome to the Oregon Trail
May 24 12:33:44 <SpruceZeus> my idea of a successful game of Oregon Trail is one where everyone dies in the most hilarious way possible
May 24 12:33:44 <Wareng> what
May 24 12:34:06 <Demo> April 29, 1848: 250 miles to Chimney Rock.
May 24 12:34:21 <Una4ever> back
May 24 12:34:27 <Demo> May 2, 1848: ARGUE has typhoid.
May 24 12:34:29 <Cobalt> oregon trailing
May 24 12:34:31 <impako> ahahahaha
May 24 12:34:36 <SpruceZeus> haha cool disease
May 24 12:34:44 <Una4ever> pako, I left my quilt outside, and it started raining
May 24 12:34:44 <paste> way to go mary
May 24 12:34:55 <Demo> May 8, 1848: Chimney Rock reached. Meeting called.
May 24 12:35:03 <impako> "bring" then, not "take"
May 24 12:35:11 <Demo> Special options: Trade/Talk
May 24 12:35:14 <Una4ever> also, hi wareng
May 24 12:35:15 <SpruceZeus> Typhoid fever is characterized by a slowly progressive fever as high as 40 °C (104 °F), profuse sweating, gastroenteritis, and nonbloody diarrhea. Less commonly, a rash of flat, rose-colored spots may appear.
May 24 12:35:16 <Argumentable> trade stupid
May 24 12:35:17 <Sillyman> this place is boring let's go
May 24 12:35:28 <SpruceZeus> Classically, the course of untreated typhoid fever is divided into four individual stages, each lasting approximately one week. In the first week, there is a slowly rising temperature with relative bradycardia, malaise, headache and cough. A bloody nose (epistaxis) is seen in a quarter of cases and abdominal pain is also possible. There is leukopenia, a decrease in the number of circulating...
May 24 12:35:30 <SpruceZeus> ...white blood cells, with eosinopenia and relative lymphocytosis, a positive diazo reaction and blood cultures are positive for Salmonella typhi or paratyphi. The classic Widal test is negative in the first week.
May 24 12:35:35 <Argumentable> I don't care
May 24 12:35:44 <Demo> 1 vote continue 1 vote trade
May 24 12:35:46 <Una4ever> I won't read al that
May 24 12:35:52 <Argumentable> If I cared I'd google it myself
May 24 12:35:58 <SpruceZeus> your funeral
May 24 12:36:00 <SpruceZeus> literally
May 24 12:36:05 <Wareng> Alright, what is with people spelling plurals with ‘s instead of just s
May 24 12:36:08 <Wareng> buffalo’s
May 24 12:36:11 <Wareng> wednesday’s
May 24 12:36:16 <Sillyman> it is incorrect
May 24 12:36:18 <paste> people are goddam idiots
May 24 12:36:18 <Wareng> I know
May 24 12:36:20 <Wareng> yes
May 24 12:36:24 <SpruceZeus> It's buffalo, you don't even add an S
May 24 12:36:29 <Wareng> I know!
May 24 12:36:34 <Sillyman> unless ambiguity is possible
May 24 12:36:40 <Sillyman> like with single letters
May 24 12:36:40 <impako> i know too
May 24 12:36:45 <impako> i am buffalove
May 24 12:36:46 <Sillyman> the plural of I is I's
May 24 12:36:53 <Sillyman> true story
May 24 12:36:56 <Cobalt> buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
May 24 12:36:59 <Wareng> true more like cool
May 24 12:37:07 <Una4ever> also buffalo
May 24 12:37:08 <impako> buffalove<3
May 24 12:37:10 <Sillyman> it is cool because it is true
May 24 12:37:25 <Sillyman> una, cobalt, some input would be nice
May 24 12:37:30 <impako> trool story
May 24 12:37:34 <Cobalt> about which
May 24 12:37:40 <Una4ever> heh
May 24 12:37:43 <Sillyman> about whether we should trade or continue
May 24 12:37:49 <Una4ever> continue!
May 24 12:37:53 <Cobalt> continue
May 24 12:37:57 <Una4ever> ;D
May 24 12:38:00 <SpruceZeus> well do we /need/ to trade for anything? If not, continue!
May 24 12:38:01 <Cobalt> also check supplies
May 24 12:38:08 <Demo> May 8, 1848: 86 miles to Fort Laramie
May 24 12:38:41 <Demo> 12 oxen 15 clothes 1963 bullets 3 wheels 3 axles 3 tongues 901 foods 422.00 moneys
May 24 12:38:56 <Demo> May 9, 1848: IRIS has measles.
May 24 12:39:03 <Cobalt> yay
May 24 12:39:04 <Argumentable> gg
May 24 12:39:08 <Una4ever> nooooooooo
May 24 12:39:17 <impako> ew
May 24 12:39:19 <Una4ever> x'(
May 24 12:39:21 <Demo> To continue on your journey to Oregon, please flip the diskette to side 2.
May 24 12:39:23 <Argumentable> now we'll all get it
May 24 12:39:31 <Argumentable> front flip or backflip
May 24 12:39:35 <Argumentable> I vote backflip
May 24 12:39:48 <Una4ever> sideflip Ü
May 24 12:39:50 <SpruceZeus> DO A BARREL ROLL
May 24 12:39:53 <impako> that's some style right there
May 24 12:39:56 <impako> a backflip
May 24 12:40:01 <paste> snackflip
May 24 12:40:02 <Demo> May 12, 1848: Fort Laramie reached. Meeting called. Special options available: Trade/Talk/Buy
May 24 12:40:15 <Sillyman> it's been going well I say we continue
May 24 12:40:22 <Una4ever> yup
May 24 12:40:24 <SpruceZeus> except you know for diseases
May 24 12:40:24 <Sillyman> but argue will want to trade
May 24 12:40:32 <Cobalt> continue
May 24 12:40:32 <Demo> Health is fair
May 24 12:40:34 <Cobalt> quick
May 24 12:40:35 <Argumentable> yes, always check the trades
May 24 12:40:41 <Argumentable> we don't HAVE to accept what they offer
May 24 12:40:43 <Cobalt> darn
May 24 12:40:44 <Argumentable> just see what they got
May 24 12:40:46 <Sillyman> actually you know what I say we humor him
May 24 12:40:48 <Cobalt> well ok
May 24 12:40:50 <SpruceZeus> me too
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May 24 12:41:01 * TT gives voice to moonpirate
May 24 12:41:09 <Demo> May 13, 1848: Get 1 axle for 31 foods?
May 24 12:41:14 <Argumentable> do it
May 24 12:41:16 <Sillyman> oh yes
May 24 12:41:18 <Una4ever> do it
May 24 12:41:19 <Sillyman> if possible
May 24 12:41:35 <Sillyman> ack misread I am an idiot it was the reverse sorry everybody
May 24 12:41:46 <impako> 31 axes
May 24 12:41:47 <impako> lololol
May 24 12:41:51 <Wareng> lol\
May 24 12:41:53 <impako> l*
May 24 12:42:06 <Sillyman> how did I do that
May 24 12:42:07 <Sillyman> seriously
May 24 12:42:14 <SpruceZeus> did you make the trade?!
May 24 12:42:15 <Sillyman> I am the best at this game
May 24 12:42:16 <Sillyman> yes
May 24 12:42:26 <SpruceZeus> FACEPALM X2 COMBO!!
May 24 12:42:39 <SpruceZeus> you just bought that spare axle too
May 24 12:42:40 <Sillyman> I want to buy an axle for 422 now
May 24 12:42:44 <Sillyman> er 15
May 24 12:42:48 <Sillyman> we have 422
May 24 12:42:49 <Vramos> I still it's awesome they importet Julius (FFA) to vip 5
May 24 12:43:00 <moonpirate> paste around?
May 24 12:43:13 <Sillyman> and I just did sorry I made us lose money
May 24 12:43:14 <Sillyman> let's go
May 24 12:43:16 <Cobalt> eh stuff
May 24 12:43:27 <Cobalt> continue
May 24 12:43:44 <Demo> May 13, 1848: 190 miles to Independence Rock.
May 24 12:43:59 <Demo> May 13, 1848: One of the impako is injured.
May 24 12:44:06 <impako> oww
May 24 12:44:09 <impako> halp
May 24 12:44:10 <Una4ever> oh
May 24 12:44:10 <Cobalt> rofl
May 24 12:44:17 <SpruceZeus> hahaha
May 24 12:44:28 <Demo> May 18, 1848: PASTE has exhaustion.
May 24 12:44:33 <Demo> Health is poor.
May 24 12:44:39 <Una4ever> haha
May 24 12:44:43 <Demo> mainly because of water problems
May 24 12:44:46 <impako> who's idea was it that i be the oxen?
May 24 12:44:50 <impako> wohse*
May 24 12:44:52 <Sillyman> mine
May 24 12:44:52 <impako> whose* sry
May 24 12:44:56 <Sillyman> and you agreed
May 24 12:45:08 <impako> i don't remember that
May 24 12:45:11 <Sillyman> I think we should reduce pace
May 24 12:45:17 <impako> yes i am tired
May 24 12:45:19 <Sillyman> this weather is so ugh
May 24 12:45:21 <Argumentable> stop to trade
May 24 12:45:22 <impako> reduce pace
May 24 12:45:38 <Vramos> May 13, 1848: One of the impako is injured. LOL
May 24 12:45:40 <SpruceZeus> impako> can i be involved
May 24 12:45:40 <Demo> May 19, 1848: Meeting called.
May 24 12:45:42 <SpruceZeus> <Sillyman> you can
May 24 12:45:42 <impako> owwwww
May 24 12:45:43 <Una4ever> x)
May 24 12:45:43 <SpruceZeus> <Sillyman> you are an oxen
May 24 12:45:45 <SpruceZeus> <Argumentable> una whip pako
May 24 12:45:46 <SpruceZeus> <Una4ever> no
May 24 12:45:48 <SpruceZeus> <impako> hahahaha
May 24 12:45:49 <SpruceZeus> <Sillyman> in fact, you are the oxen hivemind
May 24 12:45:51 <SpruceZeus> <impako> yeah
May 24 12:45:53 <SpruceZeus> <Sillyman> so you are all the oxen
May 24 12:45:54 <SpruceZeus> <impako> you are all? who
May 24 12:45:56 <SpruceZeus> <Sillyman> impako is all the oxen
May 24 12:45:58 <SpruceZeus> <impako> ok
May 24 12:45:59 <SpruceZeus> <impako> cool
May 24 12:46:01 <impako> cool recap
May 24 12:46:07 <Demo> cool recap
May 24 12:46:13 <SpruceZeus> whoops bit more wall-of-text-y than i though it'd be
May 24 12:46:17 <Cobalt> yeppers
May 24 12:46:17 <SpruceZeus> but yeah
May 24 12:46:25 <SpruceZeus> cool recap is cool
May 24 12:46:34 <Cobalt> PASTE STOP UPLOADING VIDEOS WHILE YOU'RE TRAVELING THE OREGON TRAIL

[Sillyman]

PACIS TALKHAUS PART 2:

May 24 12:54:20 * Now talking on #oregon
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May 24 12:55:16 <Una4ever> Ü
May 24 12:55:38 <Demo> hey
May 24 12:55:48 <Una4ever> hi demoooo
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May 24 12:56:26 <Una4ever> hi all
May 24 12:56:29 <Cobalt> sense yay
May 24 12:56:30 <impako> i will lurk
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May 24 12:57:17 <Argumentable> hi
May 24 12:57:21 <Demo> alright is that everybody
May 24 12:57:24 <Una4ever> hi arg
May 24 12:57:27 * Demo gives channel half-operator status to Argumentable
May 24 12:57:31 * Demo gives channel half-operator status to Cobalt
May 24 12:57:35 <Cobalt> why
May 24 12:57:38 <SpruceZeus> +h?
May 24 12:57:39 * Demo gives channel half-operator status to Una4ever
May 24 12:57:45 <Una4ever> Ü :D
May 24 12:57:48 <SpruceZeus> what is +h?
May 24 12:57:49 * Demo gives channel half-operator status to Sillyman
May 24 12:57:52 <Demo> halfop
May 24 12:57:53 <Cobalt> halfop
May 24 12:57:53 <SpruceZeus> <- IRC noob
May 24 12:57:59 <SpruceZeus> oh okay
May 24 12:58:01 <Demo> I'm giving out hops to people that are playing
May 24 12:58:06 <Cobalt> we can like do stuff
May 24 12:58:37 <Demo> May 20, 1848: Broken Wagon Wheel. Attempt repairs?
May 24 12:58:40 <Sillyman> y
May 24 12:58:48 <Cobalt> also RAINBOWS
May 24 12:58:52 <SpruceZeus> never hurts to try
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May 24 12:58:58 <impako> no
May 24 12:58:58 <Demo> it does cost a day though
May 24 12:59:00 <SpruceZeus> we do have spares, right?
May 24 12:59:00 <impako> bots
May 24 12:59:00 <Demo> just saying
May 24 12:59:01 <impako> no
May 24 12:59:03 <impako> rules
May 24 12:59:05 <impako> !vegetables
May 24 12:59:07 <impako> ??
May 24 12:59:11 <impako> !pester impako
May 24 12:59:11 <Cobalt> Impako turns into an imp and hates only half of the people only half of the time.
May 24 12:59:14 <Cobalt> AH
May 24 12:59:17 <impako> hahahahaha
May 24 12:59:21 <Una4ever> xD
May 24 12:59:27 <impako> no rules!
May 24 12:59:35 <impako> ok sry
May 24 12:59:39 <Cobalt> anyway
May 24 12:59:45 <Cobalt> attempt repairs
May 24 12:59:53 <Demo> The rules are try not to interfere with the LP (although feel free to say whatever since it is an LP)
May 24 13:00:13 <Demo> May 20, 1848: Repairs successful.
May 24 13:00:15 <Vramos> are you streaming this?
May 24 13:00:26 <Sillyman> Logging, since it's a text LP
May 24 13:00:31 <Vramos> ok
May 24 13:00:32 <Cobalt> they exist
May 24 13:00:33 <Sillyman> no video
May 24 13:00:34 <Sillyman> sadly
May 24 13:00:48 <Demo> May 27, 1848: impako wanders off. Lose 3 days.
May 24 13:00:57 * impako wanders
May 24 13:00:59 <Una4ever> nooo, pako :(
May 24 13:01:00 <Cobalt> IMPAKO WHY
May 24 13:01:01 * #oregon :Only servers may set channel mode +q
May 24 13:01:21 <impako> sorry guys needed a vacation
May 24 13:01:25 <Cobalt> also impako is ox for the less genre savvy
May 24 13:01:26 <Vramos> bad impako!
May 24 13:01:34 <impako> :(
May 24 13:01:38 <impako> i said brb
May 24 13:01:49 <Vramos> you were away THREE days
May 24 13:02:08 <Cobalt> check supplies
May 24 13:02:09 <Demo> June 2, 1848: Independence Rock reached. Meeting called.
May 24 13:02:13 <Argumentable> trade
May 24 13:02:24 <Demo> Which supplies are you curious about?
May 24 13:02:27 <Cobalt> ox
May 24 13:02:29 <Demo> 12 oxen
May 24 13:02:34 <Argumentable> I don't know, see what people are offering
May 24 13:02:36 <Demo> oops I mean 12 impakos
May 24 13:02:47 <Cobalt> wait what
May 24 13:02:53 <Cobalt> we started at independence
May 24 13:03:07 <Argumentable> you've lead us in a circle
May 24 13:03:10 <Sillyman> That was a town this is a rock named similarly to the town
May 24 13:03:13 <Sillyman> I can check our map
May 24 13:03:15 <Una4ever> have to go to bed soon 8( 8( 8(
May 24 13:03:32 <SpruceZeus> We should rename it SpruceZeus Rock, so no one gets confused
May 24 13:03:37 <Cobalt> How far are we to the OREGONLANDS OF WONDER?
May 24 13:03:40 <Vramos> I don0t think so
May 24 13:04:37 <Demo> Remaining: Landmark, River, {Fort, Landmark}/Landmark, Fort, River, Fort, River, Landmark, {Fork, Landmark, Oregon By Land}/Oregon by Sea
May 24 13:04:40 <Demo> I think
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May 24 13:05:20 <Sillyman> I say we go, Argue says we trade.
May 24 13:05:21 <Sillyman> Hmm.
May 24 13:05:36 <Argumentable> trade
May 24 13:05:38 <Argumentable> just see what they offer
May 24 13:05:41 <Argumentable> don't have to accept
May 24 13:05:43 <Cobalt> trade
May 24 13:05:48 <Sillyman> trade uses up a day, but eh
May 24 13:05:53 <Sillyman> why not
May 24 13:05:59 <Argumentable> oh, it does?
May 24 13:06:02 <Argumentable> don't care
May 24 13:06:15 <Cobalt> cafelamp
May 24 13:06:15 <Argumentable> trade anyway
May 24 13:06:21 <Demo> June 3, 1848: Get 32 foods for 1 clothes?
May 24 13:06:28 <Cobalt> no
May 24 13:06:31 <Cobalt> terrible deal
May 24 13:06:36 <Argumentable> no
May 24 13:06:38 <Argumentable> lets go
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May 24 13:06:53 <Sillyman> yeah let's go
May 24 13:06:56 <Cobalt> we can get much more if we hunt, but right now we should forge on
May 24 13:06:56 <SpruceZeus> it really takes a whole DAY to trade?
May 24 13:06:59 * impako_ is now known as impako
May 24 13:07:15 <Argumentable> maybe if it was 1 clothes for 32 foods
May 24 13:07:27 <Cobalt> yeah
May 24 13:07:28 <Demo> June 3, 1848: 102 miles to South Pass.
May 24 13:07:29 <impako> plural impakos doesn't ping me
May 24 13:07:36 <Sillyman> too bad
May 24 13:07:42 <Cobalt> shouldn't it be impakoes
May 24 13:07:44 <Demo> ugh water notifications
May 24 13:07:47 <SpruceZeus> That's not REALISTIC! Gotta have REALISTICISM in my vidyagaems >:|
May 24 13:08:05 <Demo> June 8, 1848: ARGUE has cholera.
May 24 13:08:20 <Vramos> sacrifice him, I say
May 24 13:08:25 <Demo> June 10, 1848: COBALT has a broken arm.
May 24 13:08:29 <Cobalt> >cast CURE
May 24 13:08:36 <impako> brb
May 24 13:08:39 <SpruceZeus> A SACRIFICE TO THE GOD OF THE TRAIL
May 24 13:08:40 <Vramos> you can't cast with your broken arm
May 24 13:08:47 <Sillyman> health?
May 24 13:08:51 <Cobalt> damn i hate mechanics
May 24 13:08:51 <SpruceZeus> O GREAT TRAILGOD GRANT US SAFE PASSAGE
May 24 13:08:53 <Demo> Health is poor.
May 24 13:08:56 <Argumentable> I broke cobalts arm
May 24 13:08:58 <Argumentable> with my cholera
May 24 13:09:12 <Vramos> no, SpruceZeus, I won't
May 24 13:09:13 <SpruceZeus> You didn't buy any potions or elixirs in town, silly?
May 24 13:09:17 <Vramos> I want you to suffer
May 24 13:09:18 <SpruceZeus> tak tak
May 24 13:09:20 <SpruceZeus> *tsk tsk
May 24 13:09:25 <Cobalt> we need a fairy
May 24 13:09:34 <Sillyman> We should rest.
May 24 13:10:11 <Demo> June 10, 1848: Meeting called.
May 24 13:10:15 <Vramos> I still think sacrificing argue would be wise. you could all get that cholera
May 24 13:10:27 <Cobalt> /phoenix down/1-up super/revival seed/etc.
May 24 13:10:35 <Una4ever> I do silly
May 24 13:10:42 <Sillyman> so does argue
May 24 13:10:44 <Sillyman> so hmm
May 24 13:10:48 <Sillyman> too bad we can't murder
May 24 13:10:53 <Cobalt> damn
May 24 13:10:58 <Demo> How many days would you like to rest?
May 24 13:11:05 <Una4ever> hmm
May 24 13:11:11 <Vramos> check food before resting
May 24 13:11:17 <Cobalt> 64
May 24 13:11:25 <Demo> Foods: 557
May 24 13:11:28 <Cobalt> oh right food
May 24 13:11:38 <SpruceZeus> but if we did kill argue we couldn't eat the meat without getting sick
May 24 13:11:39 <Cobalt> ok 3
May 24 13:11:55 <Una4ever> oh
May 24 13:11:55 <Argumentable> I'm rubbing all over you guys trying to give you cholera
May 24 13:11:55 <Cobalt> we won't have to feed him either
May 24 13:11:57 <Sillyman> 3 days sounds good
May 24 13:12:05 <SpruceZeus> good point Cobalt
May 24 13:12:07 <Cobalt> lynch him
May 24 13:12:13 <SpruceZeus> it would be better than getting sick
May 24 13:12:14 <Vramos> wrong game, cobalt
May 24 13:12:15 <Sillyman> I said "too bad we can't murder"
May 24 13:12:18 <Vramos> this is not mafia
May 24 13:12:24 <Cobalt> he's maf i just got whisp from cop
May 24 13:12:42 <Argumentable> I wanna play mafia now
May 24 13:12:47 <Cobalt> ... anyway rest for 3 days
May 24 13:12:48 <Una4ever> me too
May 24 13:12:48 <Sillyman> it is a game limitation we cannot kill people
May 24 13:12:51 <Vramos> me three
May 24 13:13:04 <Vramos> you should be able to sacrifice people, anyway
May 24 13:13:23 <Demo> June 13, 1848: Health has improved to fair.
May 24 13:13:56 <Sillyman> let'sa go
May 24 13:14:07 <Cobalt> yay we fell happy
May 24 13:14:15 <Sillyman> no we're not dead yet
May 24 13:14:18 <Sillyman> we can dance and we can sing
May 24 13:14:19 <Cobalt> continue forth on trail
May 24 13:14:44 <Vramos> so, argue STILL has cholera, or is he better now?
May 24 13:14:49 <Sillyman> he might be
May 24 13:14:56 <Sillyman> the game doesn't inform us of diseases ending
May 24 13:15:01 <Vramos> resting 3 days cures cholera. warn the 3rd world
May 24 13:15:04 <Sillyman> health just improves
May 24 13:15:12 <Sillyman> probably still has it
May 24 13:15:30 <Sillyman> I think IRIS no longer has measles is what's up
May 24 13:15:30 <Cobalt> this is silly mechanic
May 24 13:16:06 <Demo> continuing
May 24 13:16:08 <Cobalt> \(? ·?·)/
May 24 13:16:25 <Demo> June 15, 1848: South Pass reached. Meeting called.
May 24 13:16:34 <SpruceZeus> "hey argue are you feeling better?" "oh i don't know"
May 24 13:16:37 <Sillyman> gogogo
May 24 13:17:09 <Cobalt> ok that's probably not going to get logged since it's not likely silly has utf+8 on
May 24 13:17:26 <Demo> I do
May 24 13:17:31 <Demo> but Silly doesn't
May 24 13:17:35 <Demo> but I'm logging it
May 24 13:17:48 <Cobalt> alright
May 24 13:18:22 <impako> i am back
May 24 13:18:44 <Sillyman> come on say continue so we can get going already
May 24 13:18:47 <Cobalt> move forward
May 24 13:19:08 <Sillyman> good enough
May 24 13:19:11 <Cobalt> (forward across the oregon traaaaaaaaaail
May 24 13:19:12 <Cobalt> )
May 24 13:19:19 <Demo> The trail divides here.
May 24 13:19:25 <Cobalt> Oh.
May 24 13:19:32 <Demo> Green River crossing or Fort Bridger?
May 24 13:19:33 <Vramos> Take the route to left
May 24 13:19:39 <Sillyman> go river
May 24 13:19:41 <Sillyman> it's the fast route
May 24 13:19:42 <Cobalt> i assume we don't know which route is longer
May 24 13:19:48 <Cobalt> oh we do
May 24 13:19:51 <Sillyman> map
May 24 13:20:01 <Demo> yeah the river looks more direct
May 24 13:20:12 <Cobalt> let's see it then
May 24 13:20:14 <Demo> but we miss out on a fort
May 24 13:20:19 <Cobalt> screw forts
May 24 13:20:26 <Cobalt> we'll get another
May 24 13:20:39 <SpruceZeus> if we don't die first
May 24 13:20:44 <Demo> okay we have 2 votes for the river and 1 for the fort (it's on the left)
May 24 13:20:45 <Una4ever> gooood night everyone D:
May 24 13:20:46 <Cobalt> we won't
May 24 13:20:50 <Demo> good night una
May 24 13:20:59 <Una4ever> see y'all tomorrow probably
May 24 13:21:00 <Demo> alright 2 votes is now a majority
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May 24 13:21:07 <Demo> unless paste comes
May 24 13:21:08 <Cobalt> CHARGE FORWARD! WITH WILD ABANDON!
May 24 13:21:26 <Demo> June 15, 1848: 57 miles to Green River crossing.
May 24 13:22:06 <Demo> June 20, 1848: Green River crossing reached. Meeting called.
May 24 13:22:14 <Cobalt> x river
May 24 13:22:19 <SpruceZeus> FORD THE RIVER
May 24 13:22:22 <Sillyman> seconding to continue
May 24 13:22:27 <Cobalt> wait no that's not right
May 24 13:22:28 <Sillyman> woop here we go
May 24 13:22:32 <Cobalt> check river specs
May 24 13:22:33 <impako> oh no
May 24 13:22:38 <impako> i am gonna drown :)
May 24 13:22:40 <impako> :(*
May 24 13:22:41 <SpruceZeus> always ford the river
May 24 13:22:42 <impako> :( *
May 24 13:22:46 <Cobalt> oh right
May 24 13:22:48 <SpruceZeus> the hell with the conditions
May 24 13:22:53 <SpruceZeus> FORRRD
May 24 13:22:58 <Demo> Weather: hot, Width: 400 feet, Depth: 20 feet
May 24 13:23:03 <Sillyman> do not ford
May 24 13:23:05 <Cobalt> what was that about not dying FUUUUU
May 24 13:23:08 <Demo> A ferry is available.
May 24 13:23:13 <Cobalt> Oh yay,
May 24 13:23:17 <impako> i am not 400 ft tall
May 24 13:23:18 <SpruceZeus> 20 feet is deep ._.
May 24 13:23:20 <Cobalt> let's buy it
May 24 13:23:21 <SpruceZeus> FORD THE RIVER!
May 24 13:23:29 <impako> :(
May 24 13:23:30 <Cobalt> BUY THE BOAT DORA
May 24 13:23:33 <Sillyman> I think we go for the ferry
May 24 13:23:39 <Cobalt> PUT ON THE LIFE JACKET
May 24 13:23:50 <Demo> $5.00 and 3 days for safe passage.
May 24 13:23:57 <Sillyman> oh yes we are doing that
May 24 13:24:00 <Cobalt> ... wow that is amazing
May 24 13:24:11 <SpruceZeus> is there a time limit to how long you can take to reach oregon?
May 24 13:24:14 <Cobalt> fording a river costs like 10x as much
May 24 13:24:19 <Sillyman> There's winter.
May 24 13:24:21 <Vramos> limit is by food
May 24 13:24:21 <Sillyman> winter is a pain.
May 24 13:24:28 <SpruceZeus> oh yeah.
May 24 13:24:38 <SpruceZeus> been a long time since i played oregon trail, actually
May 24 13:24:39 <Sillyman> But summer is more of a pain
May 24 13:24:40 <Cobalt> winter = you better have like 9999 food
May 24 13:25:14 <Demo> June 23, 1848: The ferry got your party and wagon safely across.
May 24 13:25:23 <Demo> cool weather
May 24 13:25:29 <Cobalt> gj ferry! (? ·?·)/
May 24 13:25:29 <Demo> fair health
May 24 13:25:31 <Demo> let's go
May 24 13:25:44 <Demo> June 23, 1848: 148 miles to Soda Springs.
May 24 13:25:50 <SpruceZeus> let's-a go okey dokey
May 24 13:25:56 <SpruceZeus> mmm soda
May 24 13:25:58 <Demo> June 26, 1848: One of the impako has died.
May 24 13:26:07 <impako> :(
May 24 13:26:11 <Cobalt> :D:
May 24 13:26:12 <SpruceZeus> don't worry
May 24 13:26:17 <impako> X____x
May 24 13:26:18 <SpruceZeus> the queen impako can always spawn more
May 24 13:26:22 <Demo> ugh inadequate grass alerts
May 24 13:26:22 <SpruceZeus> more drones
May 24 13:26:28 <Cobalt> what
May 24 13:26:37 <Cobalt> dammit impako eat sand
May 24 13:26:38 <Demo> June 29, 1848: Find wild fruit.
May 24 13:26:42 <impako> no
May 24 13:26:44 <impako> u
May 24 13:26:54 <Demo> ugh water warnings
May 24 13:26:55 <impako> wild fruit :D
May 24 13:27:09 <Demo> July 5, 1848: Soda Springs reached. Meeting called.
May 24 13:27:14 <SpruceZeus> drink the soda
May 24 13:27:16 <Cobalt> >drink so
May 24 13:27:21 <Cobalt> you beat me
May 24 13:27:24 <SpruceZeus> =P
May 24 13:27:30 <SpruceZeus> with a 2x4
May 24 13:27:38 <Sillyman> you know what I want to trade and so does argue so there
May 24 13:27:42 <SpruceZeus> a 2x4 with nails in
May 24 13:27:42 <Argumentable> yes
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May 24 13:27:52 <Sillyman> but nobody else wants to trade :(
May 24 13:27:55 <SpruceZeus> D: who will pull the wagon now?
May 24 13:28:02 <Cobalt> i will trade so
May 24 13:28:03 <Sillyman> oh hey argue
May 24 13:28:14 <SpruceZeus> actually it should be >use soda
May 24 13:28:19 <Sillyman> I say continue
May 24 13:28:27 <SpruceZeus> haw haw annie mays
May 24 13:28:48 <Sillyman> impako left it is so sad
May 24 13:29:31 <Sillyman> ladeda
May 24 13:29:41 <SpruceZeus> now Argumentable will pull the wagon
May 24 13:29:44 <Cobalt> You use the soda in your eye. The carbon burns your eyes and makes you blind. You fall into a river and drown.
May 24 13:29:59 <Demo> July 6, 1848: 57 miles to Fort Hall.
May 24 13:30:05 <Cobalt> ~BAD END #6~ Try for Extra Stage!
May 24 13:30:10 <SpruceZeus> we'll just yoke up a couple of our settlers
May 24 13:30:20 <Demo> July 6-8, 1848: Lose trail. Lose 2 days.
May 24 13:30:38 <Cobalt> god we are stupid it's flat dirt
May 24 13:30:46 <Demo> July 11-13, 1848: Lose trail. Lose 2 days.
May 24 13:30:50 <SpruceZeus> haha
May 24 13:30:52 <Demo> out of food
May 24 13:30:55 <Sillyman> brb hunting
May 24 13:31:45 <Demo> July 14, 1848: Hunting returns 3 pounds of food.
May 24 13:31:55 <Demo> out of food
May 24 13:31:58 <Sillyman> brb hunting more
May 24 13:32:27 <SpruceZeus> 3 pounds that's all?
May 24 13:32:29 <SpruceZeus> ._.
May 24 13:32:30 <Vramos> heh. you're lost and hungry
May 24 13:32:35 <Vramos> sucks to be you
May 24 13:32:37 <SpruceZeus> you're boned
May 24 13:32:41 <Demo> July 15, 1848: Hunting returns 0 pounds of food.
May 24 13:32:41 <Cobalt> we got like 960 pounds the first time
May 24 13:32:51 <Cobalt> and could only have 100
May 24 13:33:02 <SpruceZeus> is resorting to cannibalism an option?
May 24 13:33:06 <SpruceZeus> donner party ftw
May 24 13:33:14 <Cobalt> > check map
May 24 13:33:24 <Demo> July 16, 1848: Hunting returns 74 pounds of food.
May 24 13:33:31 <Sillyman> IT WILL BE OKAY
May 24 13:33:33 <Sillyman> COME ON
May 24 13:33:34 <Cobalt> ok rush to oregon
May 24 13:33:37 <Argumentable> how did you not hit a bear or a buffalo
May 24 13:33:54 <Sillyman> they all hit trees the moment they spawned and then despawned
May 24 13:33:57 <Sillyman> it's ridiculous
May 24 13:34:13 <Sillyman> I am going to hunt more
May 24 13:34:20 <Sillyman> or should we trade
May 24 13:34:29 <Sillyman> or maybe reduce rations
May 24 13:34:57 <Sillyman> I vote meager rations and another round of hunting
May 24 13:34:58 <Vramos> I'd hunt a little more, if I were you
May 24 13:35:10 <Cobalt> hunt
May 24 13:35:34 <Sillyman> not hunting until I get a rations vote
May 24 13:35:55 <SpruceZeus> sounds like meager it'll have to be
May 24 13:36:02 <Cobalt> agree
May 24 13:36:08 <Cobalt> meager rations it will be
May 24 13:36:21 <SpruceZeus> oh, it'll be fine to take the shortcut, he says, there'll be another fort later, he says!
May 24 13:36:32 <Cobalt> well there will be
May 24 13:36:42 <Cobalt> just demo won't check the map
May 24 13:36:46 <Sillyman> argh a bear but shooting didn't work right
May 24 13:36:50 <SpruceZeus> won't do us any good if we can't get to it though
May 24 13:36:56 <Demo> July 17, 1848: Hunting returns 55 pounds of food.
May 24 13:37:13 <Demo> fun fact we are almost right next to a fort
May 24 13:37:16 <Demo> ahaha
May 24 13:37:20 <Cobalt> told you
May 24 13:37:21 <Sillyman> let's go fort
May 24 13:37:32 <Cobalt> go forward to fort
May 24 13:37:49 <Cobalt> go fortward
May 24 13:37:54 <Demo> July 19, 1848: Fort Hall reached. Meeting called.
May 24 13:38:02 <Sillyman> buy all the food now
May 24 13:38:04 <Argumentable> trade
May 24 13:38:10 <Sillyman> oh wait trade yes
May 24 13:38:21 <Demo> no trade happen
May 24 13:38:24 <Argumentable> trade an ox for its weight in food
May 24 13:38:35 <Demo> Food is 40 cents a pound.
May 24 13:38:51 <Demo> we have $402
May 24 13:38:58 <Sillyman> buy 1000 food now
May 24 13:39:32 <SpruceZeus> buy 9001 food
May 24 13:39:39 <Cobalt> buy 1000 food
May 24 13:39:51 <Demo> :2bux: remaining
May 24 13:40:00 <Sillyman> let's go
May 24 13:40:32 <SpruceZeus> is there any way to get more money, or are you stuck with what you leave with?
May 24 13:40:36 <Sillyman> nope
May 24 13:40:39 <Sillyman> no more money ever
May 24 13:40:43 <Sillyman> that's what trading is for
May 24 13:40:57 <SpruceZeus> you can't like spend time at the forts doing manual labor or anything huh? =P
May 24 13:41:03 <Sillyman> don't worry though we still have enough money to pay the land grant guy
May 24 13:41:12 <SpruceZeus> $2 is enough?!
May 24 13:41:22 <Sillyman> When land is selling for 75 cents an acre, yes.
May 24 13:41:28 <SpruceZeus> hahaha, true
May 24 13:41:33 <SpruceZeus> HISTORY!
May 24 13:41:35 <SpruceZeus> ECONOMICS!
May 24 13:41:37 <SpruceZeus> OH MAN!
May 24 13:41:40 <Sillyman> REAGANOMICS!
May 24 13:41:50 <Sillyman> and then we'll just have to earn money and buy more land
May 24 13:41:55 <moonpirate> oregonomics?
May 24 13:42:00 <Cobalt> oh man ecomnomoincs
May 24 13:42:01 <Sillyman> thousands of dollars was our life savings you know
May 24 13:42:08 <Cobalt> ecommunists
May 24 13:42:12 <Cobalt> ok forget it
May 24 13:42:34 <Demo> July 20, 1848: 182 miles to Snake River crossing.
May 24 13:42:46 <Sillyman> oh screw you game
May 24 13:42:53 <Demo> July 20, 1848: Find wild fruit.
May 24 13:43:09 <Sillyman> wait shouldn't we up rations
May 24 13:43:25 <Demo> July 23-27, 1848: ARGUE is lost. Lose 4 days.
May 24 13:43:48 <Demo> July 27, 1848: Meeting called.
May 24 13:43:57 <Sillyman> I want more food
May 24 13:44:05 <Sillyman> we have plenty
May 24 13:44:17 <SpruceZeus> Argumentable you buffoon
May 24 13:44:50 <Demo> COBALT, ARGUE, let's eat more food
May 24 13:44:51 <Cobalt> advance forward through the pain and tears to the next landmark/river/fort
May 24 13:45:35 <Sillyman> oh fine
May 24 13:46:00 <Demo> July 31, 1848: Find wild fruit.
May 24 13:46:13 <Cobalt> ok we can eat normal rations now
May 24 13:46:39 <Demo> August 9, 1848: Snake River crossing reached. Meeting called.
May 24 13:46:43 <Cobalt> OH LOOK AT THAT IT'S MY BRTHDAY+1 AND THERE'S WILD FRUIT AHAHA
May 24 13:46:57 <Demo> August 9, 1848: Rations set to Filling.
May 24 13:47:04 <Cobalt> >river specs
May 24 13:47:11 <Sillyman> continue
May 24 13:47:25 <Demo> Weather: warm, Width: 1000 feet, Depth: 6 feet.
May 24 13:47:30 <Cobalt> um
May 24 13:47:34 <Demo> You may hire and Indian to help.
May 24 13:47:39 <Demo> *an
May 24 13:47:43 <moonpirate> 6 feet is too deep
May 24 13:47:47 <Cobalt> is that a river or the ocean
May 24 13:47:57 <Sillyman> it's a river
May 24 13:48:00 <moonpirate> the pacific ocean?
May 24 13:48:00 <moonpirate> lol
May 24 13:48:04 <Cobalt> protip: indians don't have boats
May 24 13:48:06 <Sillyman> the ocean is not that deep
May 24 13:48:12 <moonpirate> lol
May 24 13:48:20 <Cobalt> well the part you could feasiably test
May 24 13:48:21 <Sillyman> er the ocean is deeper
May 24 13:48:22 <Sillyman> whoops
May 24 13:48:46 <Cobalt> hire an indian for his river magic
May 24 13:49:02 <SpruceZeus> *river medicine
May 24 13:49:03 <Demo> A Shoshoni guide wants 3 sets of clothing.
May 24 13:49:13 <Cobalt> um
May 24 13:49:17 <Sillyman> let's give him our clothes and smallpox
May 24 13:49:18 <SpruceZeus> big heap um river medicine
May 24 13:49:19 <Sillyman> do it
May 24 13:49:21 <Cobalt> agree
May 24 13:49:39 <SpruceZeus> look at me i am so politically correct
May 24 13:49:43 <Demo> August 10, 1848: You had no trouble floating the wagon across.
May 24 13:49:54 <Cobalt> what
May 24 13:50:13 <Sillyman> the guide helped us
May 24 13:50:25 <Cobalt> cross a 1000 ft river
May 24 13:50:34 <SpruceZeus> No trouble?! Inconceivable!
May 24 13:50:45 <Demo> August 11, 1848: 114 miles to Fort Boise
May 24 13:50:53 <Demo> I think we should go back to talkhaus maybe
May 24 13:50:55 <SpruceZeus> This is Oregon Trail! Things are supposed to go horribly wrong at every opportunity!
May 24 13:51:00 <Demo> IDK
May 24 13:51:20 <Cobalt> boise, idaho? WE'RE ALMOST THERE
May 24 13:51:27 <SpruceZeus> i used to live is boise
May 24 13:51:30 <SpruceZeus> *live in
May 24 13:51:36 <SpruceZeus> it was really boring
May 24 13:51:53 <Demo> August 21, 1848: Fort Boise reached. Meeting called.
May 24 13:51:56 <Sillyman> map us man
May 24 13:52:12 <Cobalt> ^THAT
May 24 13:52:21 <Demo> looks like 2 landmarks and a fort
May 24 13:52:28 <Cobalt> welp pretty easy
May 24 13:52:38 <Demo> but I've heard tales of daring people who went down a river to speed up the ride
May 24 13:52:48 <SpruceZeus> yeah
May 24 13:52:50 <SpruceZeus> let's do it
May 24 13:52:52 <SpruceZeus> live on the edge
May 24 13:52:55 <Cobalt> lolwat
May 24 13:52:55 <Sillyman> let's continue
May 24 13:53:00 <Cobalt> continue
May 24 13:53:13 <Demo> August 21, 1848: 160 miles to the Blue Mountains.
May 24 13:53:18 <SpruceZeus> hopefully only metaphorically though
May 24 13:53:23 <Demo> August 21, 1848: Find wild fruit.
May 24 13:53:30 <SpruceZeus> as opposed to being on the actual edge of an actual waterfall
May 24 13:53:36 <Cobalt> oh god mountains
May 24 13:53:48 <Demo> August 26, 1848: One of the impako is injured.
May 24 13:53:54 <Cobalt> SHOOT IT
May 24 13:53:57 <Cobalt> IN THE FACE
May 24 13:53:59 <SpruceZeus> kill it for meat
May 24 13:54:03 <Cobalt> ^that
May 24 13:55:27 <Demo> September 2, 1848: You find an abandoned wagon with the following:
May 24 13:55:30 <Demo> 2 clothes
May 24 13:55:33 <Demo> 63 bullets
May 24 13:55:40 <Cobalt> get all
May 24 13:55:54 <Cobalt> then hunt since we have a million bullets
May 24 13:55:59 <Demo> September 4, 1848: Blue Mountains reached. Meeting called.
May 24 13:56:13 <Sillyman> continue then hunt at first possible opportunity I agree
May 24 13:56:24 <Cobalt> mhm
May 24 13:56:30 <SpruceZeus> srsly we have almost enuff dakka
May 24 13:56:36 <Demo> September 4, 1848: The trail divides here. You may:
May 24 13:56:46 <Demo> head for Fort Walla Walla
May 24 13:56:49 <Demo> head for The Dalles
May 24 13:56:54 <SpruceZeus> Walla walla walla walla
May 24 13:56:58 <Sillyman> let's rough it guys
May 24 13:57:05 <Sillyman> argue what do you think
May 24 13:57:09 <SpruceZeus> yes that worked so well last time
May 24 13:57:09 <Cobalt> shorter route
May 24 13:57:18 <Argumentable> trade
May 24 13:57:22 <Argumentable> I pick trade
May 24 13:57:25 <Cobalt> facepalm
May 24 13:57:27 <SpruceZeus> well not really but we didn't die and that's what counts
May 24 13:57:37 <Cobalt> we'll lose a day
May 24 13:57:40 <Argumentable> so
May 24 13:57:42 <Sillyman> shorter route is landmark
May 24 13:57:43 <Sillyman> so eh
May 24 13:57:43 <Argumentable> take the long way
May 24 13:57:54 <Sillyman> alright argue says long way
May 24 13:57:55 <Argumentable> then trade
May 24 13:58:04 <Sillyman> cobalt says short way
May 24 13:58:10 <SpruceZeus> scenic route ftw
May 24 13:58:19 <Sillyman> you know what I say long way
May 24 13:58:20 <SpruceZeus> stop and smell the roses
May 24 13:58:31 <SpruceZeus> wait that's not roses that's rotting impako meat
May 24 13:58:34 <Demo> September 4, 1848: 55 miles to Fort Walla Walla
May 24 13:58:50 <Cobalt> continue to the walls of walla walla
May 24 13:58:51 <Demo> September 4, 1848: Broken wagon axle. Attempt repairs?
May 24 13:58:56 <Sillyman> WAY TO GO GUYS
May 24 13:58:58 <Sillyman> YOU BROKE IT
May 24 13:59:00 <Cobalt> and yes repair
May 24 13:59:04 <Argumentable> repair it
May 24 13:59:15 <Demo> September 4, 1848: Repairs failed. Spare part used.
May 24 13:59:16 <SpruceZeus> good thing we bought a spare eh?
May 24 13:59:26 <SpruceZeus> B-)
May 24 13:59:27 <Cobalt> mmh
May 24 13:59:33 <Demo> September 6, 1848: FIRE!!!
May 24 13:59:37 <Cobalt> what
May 24 13:59:39 <Argumentable> bang
May 24 13:59:43 <Demo> Lose: 14 clothes, 2 axles, 3 tongues.
May 24 13:59:47 <Argumentable> hahahahahahaha
May 24 13:59:48 <Argumentable> 1 clothes left
May 24 13:59:49 <SpruceZeus> ow
May 24 13:59:50 <Argumentable> excellent
May 24 13:59:52 <Argumentable> just as I wanted
May 24 13:59:56 <SpruceZeus> i needed that tongue to speak with
May 24 14:00:02 <Demo> actually 0 clothes
May 24 14:00:02 <Cobalt> i told you to shorter route
May 24 14:00:02 <SpruceZeus> now i will have to type everything
May 24 14:00:07 <Cobalt> load savestate
May 24 14:00:14 <Sillyman> no we are seeing this through
May 24 14:00:19 <Cobalt> oh fine
May 24 14:00:28 <SpruceZeus> haha, we're gonna show up in oregon and be all like HI GUYS
May 24 14:00:33 <Argumentable> wait we're all nude now
May 24 14:00:45 <Sillyman> yes including iris
May 24 14:00:47 <Sillyman> that's sad
May 24 14:00:56 <Cobalt> sup i'll buy 1000 acres also i have no clothes
May 24 14:01:01 <Sillyman> especially since I heard she is noneuclidian
May 24 14:01:14 <Demo> September 11, 1848: Fort Walla Walla reached.
May 24 14:01:15 <Cobalt> triangles!
May 24 14:01:20 <Cobalt> buy
May 24 14:01:20 <SpruceZeus> some people think that's hot
May 24 14:01:26 <SpruceZeus> BUY PANTS
May 24 14:01:35 <Sillyman> :2bux: cannot buy anything except 4 pounds of food
May 24 14:01:44 <SpruceZeus> oh right :2bux:
May 24 14:01:48 <Sillyman> we are trading
May 24 14:01:52 <Demo> trade failed
May 24 14:01:58 <SpruceZeus> trade some of that dakka for some pants
May 24 14:01:58 <Cobalt> amazing fort
May 24 14:01:58 <Sillyman> we should trade again
May 24 14:02:07 <Demo> trade failed
May 24 14:02:13 <Sillyman> ugh we are going to die
May 24 14:02:22 <Argumentable> cool
May 24 14:02:26 <Sillyman> trade again?
May 24 14:02:27 <SpruceZeus> we are going to die of looking at Argumentable's cock
May 24 14:03:11 <Cobalt> here have 100 bullets
May 24 14:03:18 <Demo> trade failed
May 24 14:03:23 <Cobalt> ok have some pants
May 24 14:03:31 <Sillyman> argh screw it let's go the dalles it up
May 24 14:03:38 <Argumentable> you guys can hide under my dick when it rains
May 24 14:03:40 <Cobalt> please why not
May 24 14:03:42 <Argumentable> it'll keep you safe and dry
May 24 14:03:48 <Cobalt> from RAIN
May 24 14:03:49 <Demo> September 14, 1848: 120 miles to The Dalles.
May 24 14:04:04 <Cobalt> but only WATER RAIN
May 24 14:04:06 <Sillyman> it's hot
May 24 14:04:17 <Sillyman> do not misinterpret that
May 24 14:04:23 <Cobalt> UNCE
May 24 14:04:26 <SpruceZeus> oh don't worry, we will
May 24 14:04:27 <Cobalt> wait no
May 24 14:04:28 <Demo> September 17, 1848: Heavy fog
May 24 14:04:38 <Cobalt> anyway
May 24 14:04:42 <Argumentable> heavy fag that's cobalt
May 24 14:04:57 <Demo> September 24, 1848: The Dalles reached. Meeting called.
May 24 14:05:00 <Cobalt> screw you i'm a vampire
May 24 14:05:09 <Sillyman> i wanna talk to a guy
May 24 14:05:14 <Cobalt> yes that was a 12.3 reference
May 24 14:05:23 <Cobalt> does it take a day
May 24 14:05:26 <Demo> no
May 24 14:05:28 <Demo> it is immediate
May 24 14:05:31 <Cobalt> yay
May 24 14:05:43 <Cobalt> what does guy say
May 24 14:06:13 <Demo> A toll collector tells you: "I collect the tolls for the Barlow Road -- a bargain at twice the price! Until last year the overlander had no choice -- everyone floated the Columbia. Now with Mr. Barlow's new road, you can drive your wagon right into Oregon City!"
May 24 14:06:21 <Sillyman> screw you guy river is faster
May 24 14:06:26 <Sillyman> and we are naked
May 24 14:06:38 <Argumentable> he doesn't want item
May 24 14:06:38 <Argumentable> s
May 24 14:06:40 <Demo> FINAL DIVISION
May 24 14:06:46 <Cobalt> cool let's get giardia
May 24 14:06:48 <Demo> 1. float down the Columbia River
May 24 14:06:54 <Demo> 2. take the Barlow Toll Road
May 24 14:06:57 <Sillyman> 11111111
May 24 14:06:58 <Sillyman> 11111
May 24 14:06:58 <moonpirate> riverrr
May 24 14:06:58 <Cobalt> um
May 24 14:06:59 <Cobalt> 111
May 24 14:07:00 <Cobalt> 1
May 24 14:07:00 <Cobalt> 1
May 24 14:07:03 <Cobalt> also 1
May 24 14:07:04 <Argumentable> 1
May 24 14:07:08 <Demo> RIVER FLOATING MINIGAME COMMENCE
May 24 14:07:15 <Argumentable> I always 1ed
May 24 14:07:17 <Demo> somebody else should record one of these
May 24 14:07:25 <Cobalt> this is amazing btw
May 24 14:07:26 <Demo> because I can't
May 24 14:07:35 <moonpirate> its more fun with the text
May 24 14:07:37 <Demo> third direction sign here we go
May 24 14:08:27 <Cobalt> take a fourth option
May 24 14:08:39 <Demo> OH NO A ROCK
May 24 14:08:41 <Demo> I dodged it
May 24 14:08:43 <Cobalt> yay
May 24 14:08:53 <Demo> OH NO ROCKS EVERYWHERE HALP
May 24 14:08:59 <Argumentable> avoid them
May 24 14:09:00 <Cobalt> DODGE
May 24 14:09:02 <moonpirate> go left
May 24 14:09:02 <Cobalt> XYZZY
May 24 14:09:04 <Sillyman> I am the best at steering
May 24 14:09:04 <moonpirate> LEFT
May 24 14:09:28 <SpruceZeus> could we even have afforded the toll?
May 24 14:09:32 <Demo> September 24, 1848: CONGRATULATIONS!
May 24 14:09:35 <Sillyman> probably not
May 24 14:09:35 <Cobalt> probly
May 24 14:09:37 <Cobalt> not
May 24 14:09:42 <moonpirate> definitely
May 24 14:09:46 <moonpirate> not
May 24 14:09:46 <Argumentable> only took 5 months
May 24 14:09:51 <Demo> 5 people in fair health: 2000
May 24 14:09:52 <Cobalt> we're amazing
May 24 14:09:54 <Demo> 1 wagon: 50
May 24 14:09:55 <SpruceZeus> all we have is :2bux: and a bunch of bullets
May 24 14:10:01 <Demo> 11 impako: 44
May 24 14:10:08 <Demo> 3 spare wagon parts: 6
May 24 14:10:13 <Cobalt> btw idk what : 2bux : is
May 24 14:10:20 <Cobalt> because lol chatzilla
May 24 14:10:23 <SpruceZeus> two bucks
May 24 14:10:32 <SpruceZeus> dos dolares, amigo
May 24 14:10:33 <Demo> 2001 bullets, a space odyssey IN BULLETS: 40
May 24 14:10:39 <Demo> 244 pounds of food: 9
May 24 14:10:46 <Demo> :2bux: : 0
May 24 14:10:48 <Argumentable> should've hunted more
May 24 14:10:51 <Demo> Total: 2149
May 24 14:10:59 <Argumentable> that is the year we will all die
May 24 14:11:05 <SpruceZeus> haha
May 24 14:11:10 <Demo> let's see if talkhaus is in the oregon top ten
May 24 14:11:20 <Demo> CONGRATULATIONS!
May 24 14:11:23 <Argumentable> are you actually playing this on a disc
May 24 14:11:24 <Cobalt> because our lives will be extended with new advances in medical surgery
May 24 14:11:27 <Demo> we are 5th place
May 24 14:11:35 <Cobalt> wow
May 24 14:11:38 <Demo> it is a disk image
May 24 14:11:44 <Demo> What is our name
May 24 14:11:50 <Cobalt> TALKHAUS
May 24 14:11:53 <SpruceZeus> TALKHAUS
May 24 14:11:58 <SpruceZeus> cool echo
May 24 14:11:58 <Sillyman> TALKHAUSIEST
May 24 14:11:59 <Argumentable> Talk House
May 24 14:12:18 <Cobalt> btw this was my first oregon trail thing
May 24 14:12:23 <SpruceZeus> Uwaaah! The house talks!
May 24 14:12:25 <Cobalt> so if i was terrible then cool
May 24 14:12:35 <Sillyman> you were the best
May 24 14:12:40 <Sillyman> paste was the worst
May 24 14:12:43 <SpruceZeus> It might as well have been my first, it's been so long
May 24 14:12:48 <Sillyman> impako was hilarious
May 24 14:12:48 <Cobalt> (9) :D
May 24 14:13:06 <SpruceZeus> Cobalt's Perfect Math Class
May 24 14:13:17 <Cobalt> So are you splitting this into segments or what
May 24 14:13:39 <Sillyman> going to post the whole log on the talkhaus
May 24 14:13:48 <Sillyman> 14:13 <impako> make a work out of the first letter of everyone involved's name
May 24 14:13:48 <Sillyman> 14:13 <impako> names*
May 24 14:13:52 <Cobalt> textblock aaaahhh
May 24 14:13:53 <Sillyman> this sounds good
May 24 14:14:26 <Sillyman> that would be PACIS
May 24 14:14:32 <Cobalt> SAUCP?
May 24 14:14:35 <Sillyman> PACIS TALKHAUS
May 24 14:15:12 <Cobalt> ISCAP?
May 24 14:15:24 <Cobalt> TALKHAUS ISCAP?
May 24 14:15:39 * Argumentable (argumentable@bdnk-054b987e.east.verizon.net) has left #oregon
May 24 14:15:47 <Cobalt> SI, TALKHAUS CAP
May 24 14:15:53 <Demo> GET OUT

[BlackDS]

...yeah. no.

I don't think this is necessary, just put this in the IRC thread

[Sillyman]

There will be others.

[Zudak]

the second part is better because I am in it.

[Xalnop]

I'm already in Oregon! See ya guys when ya get here

[Argumentable]

Oh, I thought you were gonna post this with like pictures in an actual LP format, not just post a huge chatlog

[paste]

My favorite part is how I'm co-opted into the game without saying okay and then complained about how I'm idle.

[Sillyman]

Oh, I thought you were gonna post this with like pictures in an actual LP format, not just post a huge chatlog

I didn't take pictures. Oh well.

[Sillyman]

Hey guys, I'm planning on doing another trip. This time, though, we're using the amazing technology of MODERN FLIGHT!

Yes, that's right, sign up here to take part in a trip from New York to Washington (which was part of Oregon back in the days, of course), in real time, using Google Earth's built in flight simulator!

I'll be flying, but I can't navigate, so we'll need a good navigator to get us where we need to go. Also, I won't be commentating unless I get some sort of better microphone by the time this happens, and the trip is going to be pretty long. So we'll need some good in-flight entertainment.

Please post your skype name or some other method of contact and when you expect to be available so we can get scheduling worked out.

[Vramos]

MrVenturaRamos here, kinda available almost whenever and I may be able to help navigating, but not really sure, tho

[mariofan1000]

Hey guys, I'm planning on doing another trip. This time, though, we're using the amazing technology of MODERN FLIGHT!

Yes, that's right, sign up here to take part in a trip from New York to Washington (which was part of Oregon back in the days, of course), in real time, using Google Earth's built in flight simulator!

I'll be flying, but I can't navigate, so we'll need a good navigator to get us where we need to go. Also, I won't be commentating unless I get some sort of better microphone by the time this happens, and the trip is going to be pretty long. So we'll need some good in-flight entertainment.

Please post your skype name or some other method of contact and when you expect to be available so we can get scheduling worked out.

does youtube count

[Cobalt]

melancholicrookie is my skype even though you already have it
Also I actually have experience with Google Earth's flight simulator... even a joystick for the plane (which could drop the bomb if google earth had bombs) that I use sometimes.
Question: are we going in the lame biplane or the F16 because if it's the biplane then our trip will be like 3x longer >.>

[Sillyman]

Definitely the F16, yeah.

Mariofan, you'll need skype anyway to participate.