Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze - Final - The cold never bothered me anyway.

[KobaBeach]

but are Lanky, Tiny, Swanky, Chunky, Kiddy, and Candy all freezing to death?

*nodding sagely* yes.

[Noelle]

but are Lanky, Tiny, Swanky, Chunky, Kiddy, and Candy all freezing to death?

*nodding sagely* yes.

The Tragic Hidden Lore of Donkey Kong
-some 40 minute YouTube video out there

[KobaBeach]

The Tragic Hidden Lore of Donkey Kong
-some 40 minute YouTube video out there

i brought this up to another friend but.

the great ape war. i think the dkc1 thread references this

[ano0maly]

Kiddy was in Northern Kremisphere

[KobaBeach]

[MonkeyShrapnel]

So what are the other Kongs doing while all of this is happening?

Wrinkly has presumably ascended to monkey heaven by now, but are Lanky, Tiny, Swanky, Chunky, Kiddy, and Candy all freezing to death?

[Noelle]

i brought this up to another friend but.

the great ape war. i think the dkc1 thread references this

wow, this is a fascinating read (genuinely)

[Bean]

Tiny grew up (literally), Kiddy is in preschool, Chunky is never leaving his banana bunker again, and Lanky joined the government like the weirdo he is.

[KobaBeach]

what about swanky. i assume candy's just snowed in and living off of desperate housewives reruns

it's really funny to me that tiny (and calypso) have pretty basic "hot girl" designs and yet straight furries are abnormal towards them. they will never understand the appeal of madame broode

[Bean]

We don't talk about Swanky after "the incident". No, seriously, I don't know or care. This is a fun game. Ha-ha.

[KobaBeach]

We don't talk about Swanky after "the incident".

yeah no one wants to talk about the "clown" "hooker"

[Grounder]

Everyone may now applaud the thread title politely...

yeah no one wants to talk about the "clown" "hooker"

Except for you, Mr. Clussy Fever.

[KobaBeach]

Except for you, Mr. Clussy Fever.

it was neither a clown or a hooker actually

[MonkeyShrapnel]

During an interview back in 2015, David Wise said that Seashore War is his favourite song that he’s ever composed, and funny enough, in a similar vein to Stickerbush Symphony, was originally intended for one of the Savannah levels, before being repurposed for the final world.

[SiFi270]

"You need to consider the literalness of your igloos, of course. That's just basic mathematics."

Preserving that here in the hopes that I remember it when this year's Mosts come along.

[Grounder]

[MonkeyShrapnel]

If anyone's interested in the OST, I've got a link to a full download of every track in the game, ripped straight from the game.
Despite how phenomenal the soundtrack is, sadly I don't believe there was ever any official release.

DKC Tropical Freeze Complete Soundtrack

...Man, this link is almost eleven years old, where does the time go?

[Grounder]

[Bean]

Wii U games seem to have that effect on me at this point, probably because the Switch is now in year nine. Already ten+ years since most of the stuff, good, bad, or whatever Star Fox Zero tried to be came out on that.

[Grounder]

You know what's a great place to fight an ice boss?

A boiling volcano!

- John Nintendo, Retro Studios

[MonkeyShrapnel]

It’s funny you mentioned how fast the credits go by…

[KobaBeach]

You know what's a great place to fight an ice boss?

A boiling volcano!

- John Nintendo, Retro Studios

excuse you? his name is john iguana entertainment

[Grounder]

And so, at long last, we have left the country behind us.

Farewell.

the bananaza redesigns still suck

[raocow]

and so we're done with apes forever

...

or right diddy racing

[KobaBeach]

pretend the mech is donkey kong