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Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 27 May 2010, 09:23
by Dollop of Mayo
Granted, but the ship is also IN the Alamo, on dry land miles from water.
I wish for a basket full of vicious scorpions.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 27 May 2010, 16:50
by Joseph Staleknight
Granted. However, they end up as lazy bums who watch TV and drink beer. Well, except for those who constantly groom their stingers.
I wish for a tree the size of the Sun.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 28 May 2010, 13:52
by sunwarrior25
Granted. A "Sun-Sized Tree Seed" arrives in the mail. Much to your dismay, however, it is nothing but a rock.
I wish I knew where Sunwarriors 1~24 went off to...
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 30 May 2010, 01:27
by ConureMaster
Granted. They are in hell.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cookstabois.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 30 May 2010, 02:19
by Blinx
ConureMaster wrote:cookstabois
I googled this, it literally had 0 results
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 30 May 2010, 02:23
by Dan
one of the few results for cookstaboi leads to this thread
what the fuck is it
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 30 May 2010, 02:34
by Joseph Staleknight
Must be some sort of slang term for a young male chef.
Anyway, I wish for the best coffee in the world.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 30 May 2010, 02:40
by Dan
Granted
i wish i knew what the shit a cookstaboi was
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 30 May 2010, 03:23
by sunwarrior25
Granted. You cannot comprehend the true form of the cookstaboi. Also, Giygas attacks or something.
I wish I wasn't so darn weak to plant-type attacks...
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 30 May 2010, 04:52
by Dollop of Mayo
Granted. You are now slightly less weak to plant-type attacks.
Hyperion falls on your head.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperion_(tree)
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller (did somebody already do that?)
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 03 Jun 2010, 04:35
by ConureMaster
Granted. You sprout balls on your head, which makes you grow half an inch.
I wish for people to know what Cookstaboi meant, as I could tell but don't wanna.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 03 Jun 2010, 05:27
by Joseph Staleknight
Granted. Many don't survive the revelation. Those who do go mad.
I wish for a red submarine, because the Yellow one was taken.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 03 Jun 2010, 05:50
by Dollop of Mayo
Granted. The submarine is inhabited by U2 instead of the Beatles, and Bono annoys you to death with his particular brand of insipidity.
I wish I had a crate full of agitated badgers, and was in a band called the Agitated Badgers.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 04 Jun 2010, 04:00
by ConureMaster
Granted. The agitated badgers eat you for lunch. They are also in the band of the same name, so congrats, you are now IN that band.
I wish for the land made of just birdfeathers to exist.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 04 Jun 2010, 20:16
by Joseph Staleknight
Granted. When you try to step on the land to claim it as your own, though, you fall through the birdfeathers and onto the more solid ground. I mentioned that the land's a floating continent too, right?
I wish to join the ranks of a prestiged society.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 16:50
by bonecanoe86
Granted, but the prestiged society turns out to also be an insane cult, and one day they pass around the poisoned Kool-Aid and do not let you refuse it!
I wish I could shoot energy from my hands.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 18:13
by mariofan1000
granted then the world blows up for some reason
I wish I knew what it was
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 18:20
by SpikyRat
Granted. It's your face that blew up.
I wish I wasn't bored.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 18:59
by Joseph Staleknight
Granted. You are IMMENSELY. STRESSED. OUT! and have a sudden aneurysm.
I wish for macadamia nuts.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 20:57
by paste
Granted. You are now a licensed spayer/neuterer. Here is your first patient, a tabby named Macadamia.
I wish I had a steaming hot pile of pancakes.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 21:22
by Joseph Staleknight
Granted. They're so hot, they give your tongue third degree burns.
I wish there would be more reruns of Gunsmoke.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 05 Jun 2010, 23:58
by sunwarrior25
A piercing crack fills the room. As I lower my smoking revolver I say, "Granted."
I wish I didn't just run out of ammunition.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 02:31
by Dollop of Mayo
Granted. You never shot Joseph Staleknight. He enrages and eats your face.
I wish for the power... to move you.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 22:25
by ConureMaster
Granted. But you lose it after 5 seconds and get crushed.
I wish for free pizza.
Re: Corrupt A Wish Game
Posted: 06 Jun 2010, 23:15
by haligonian
Granted. But it's anchovies and ice cream pizza.
I wish I could beat the high rank seven star Kirin in Monster Hunter already. T_T