raocow's talkhaus

Granted. You will never run out of them, but you can also never stop eating them, nor can any outside force stop you from devouring caramels until you die, then rise as a gooey caramel zombie, who will roam the earth, biting people and turning them into caramel zombies, until the entire world is covered in caramel and death.

I wish I had put a wish here.

Nice wish there.

Granted.

I wish this wish to be granted.

Granted.

I wish this thread would end.

I wish I had remembered how to play this game in my last post.

DancingMad wrote:I wish I had remembered how to play this game in my last post.

Granted!
Now, go edit your terrible post!

I wish I was unbanned, oh wait. :D
uhh, I guess I wish for an unlimited supply of danishes, or something wacky like that.

Granted, but you can only conjure into existence 15 danishes at a time, and you must eat them all within an hour or lose control of your power, after which you would just start randomly conjuring danishes at inopportune moments.

Suddenly, a danish flies into a potential employer's face at a job interview.

Suddenly, a danish appears in your pants, as you're giving the performance of your life on American Idol.

Suddenly, a danish blinds you on the road, causing you to crash your car and as you're recovering in the hospital BAM danish in your cast.

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I wish for the power to shapeshift.

DancingMad wrote:Granted, but you can only conjure into existence 15 danishes at a time, and you must eat them all within an hour or lose control of your power, after which you would just start randomly conjuring danishes at inopportune moments.

Suddenly, a danish flies into a potential employer's face at a job interview.

Suddenly, a danish appears in your pants, as you're giving the performance of your life on American Idol.

Suddenly, a danish blinds you on the road, causing you to crash your car and as you're recovering in the hospital BAM danish in your cast.

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I wish for the power to shapeshift.

Granted. But when the public learns about your power they make you morph into a bowl. They fill you with water and BAM you're the town pool.

I wish for a third eyebrow.

Granted, now you look like a total idiot, and nobody wants to talk to you, and you hide isolated inside the sshell of your home, and you die while eating an XL meat lover's pizza.

I wish I had huge pectoral muscles.

BlackDS wrote: you die while eating an XL meat lover's pizza.

This is how I want to die

PS granted. You have huge pectoral muscles, but it's due to a new disease that funnels all nutrients and muscle building stuff into your chest. Your arms and legs are so scrawny that you can barely lift 5 pounds, let alone your massive body. You are basically paralyzed from the neck down and have to live out your life at the mercy of others (who don't like helping you out anyway)

I wish talkhaus IRC would stop playing games that suck (except mafia)

Granted. Never again will we play kirby games.

I wish wine worked perfectly.

wine does work perfectly? If you drink enough of it.

I wish I didn't have to do so much stuff right now.

Granted. You go stark raving mad and get put in a padded cell where all you have to do all day is bounce around trying to get away from the Dark Men.

I wish for fish.

Granted. A fishing boat somehow lands on your house.

I wish I didn't panic around microphones, cameras, and large crowds.

Granted, not you are President of the united states, and you get assassinated by some crazy, now middle-aged talkhaus user.

I WISH FOR WARENG TO NOT DELETE HIS POST THAT I RESPONDED TO

Granted, but it turns out that if he hadn't deleted it, you wouldn't have gotten your legs chopped off. The space-time continuum works in bizarre ways.

I wish that Mega Man Legends 3 would be made.

Granted. However, it is only released in Sun Conuria.


I wish Sun Conuria really existed.

Granted, but it is expanded from the core of the Earth, killing every single person on the planet. Your place is made, but there is no one to enjoy it.

I wish my eyes had 10x zoom.

hardcore_crispy wrote:Granted, but it is expanded from the core of the Earth, killing every single person on the planet. Your place is made, but there is no one to enjoy it.

I wish my eyes had 10x zoom.

Granted but I can't think of anyway to corrupt it so I just slam raocow quotes in your face

I wish fuck

Granted, but syphilis.

I wish I had a new iPod.

Granted, but it's actually so new it's from the future and you don't have any technology it can interface with. Apple gets wind of your acquisition and sends iNinjas to assassinate you.

I wish for a giant bowl of lobster bisque.

Granted, but the Lobster claws your nose off.

I wish I didn't have a second personality squirrel.

Granted. You now have a second personality Ebola virus. You are immediately quarantined and set ablaze.

I wish I had a corded 360 controller.

Granted, but the cord gets snapped.


I wish for my own personal Meatshield.

Granted. It's a Zombie Meatshield. Guaranteed to rot within thirty days!

I wish to name my ship the USS Alamo.