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Granted. Edison never invents the mechanical phonograph cylinder in 1877. Voice recording never exists, so no one can complain about voice acting. There is no voice acting. Ever.

I wish I could convey to dogs how much i love them

Granted. The only way to show your love to them now is driving a knife through their bodies until they die. They receive and appreciate your love but they must die in the process.

I wish that I wasn't away from home for so long in a day

Pikabread wrote:Granted. The only way to show your love to them now is driving a knife through their bodies until they die. They receive and appreciate your love but they must die in the process.

I wish that I wasn't away from home for so long in a day

Granted, home is wherever you are. (That sounds oddly philosophical.)

I wish it was raining.

granted. flash flood.

I wish this wish was uncorruptable

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I wish you didn't just rip a hole in the space-time-continuum.

Granted. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!

I wish I had a Trapinch as my Partner Digimon.

Granted, but it causes Trapinchmon turned into a virus "Digimon" and violently attacks you until it deleted itself.

I wish I can know the "Secret Art of Fire".

HamsterZerg wrote:Granted. IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, AUSTIN!

Oh, son of a b****!

Granted, but the only technique you learn causes you to set yourself on fire.

I wish I ate a delicious, nonlethal pie.

Granted, but you also ate the pan

I wish for a cow

You get a cow that looks deathly ill, you can see its ribs, and it is unable to stand.

I wish splatfest's colors weren't green and purple

Granted, they're now Teal and Purpureus

I wish that spiders replaced dogs as the most common household pet

Granted. Every dog comes with two spiders living on its back.

I wish Zyglrox receives a second house which is just like his current one except a mile away.

Granted, you pay the property tax for both of his houses.

I wish I knew the full effects of my actions when I made them.

Granted. Every action you now take has negative side effects.

I wish humanity as a whole had a better taste in music.

Granted. Humans now have the ability to taste music.

I wish I had a genie.

Well, WHO DO YOU THINK I AM THEN?

I wish for a shiny mawile

Granted. Someone has already named them Mouthful though. They hate their name.

I wish for a new car.

Granted, it's made of weak wood.

I wish I can forsee everything.

Granted! You lose all perception of time and go insane!

I wish that the horse raced past the barn fell.

Granted. The barn fell on the horse.

I wish for a thing.

Granted. Before you can see what the thing is, it promptly decapitates you.

I wish I had an awesome-looking nose

Granted. However, its awesomeness is so radiant, it blinds everyone on the planet.

I wish Peeps would stop being made as marshmallows.

Granted. Peeps stopped being made as marshmallows and started being made as styrofoam or packing foam soaked in high-fructose corn syrup. People then lobbied and rioted for the old formula back.

I wish to receive a hardhat.

Hardhat? You mean, a hardtoputonhat!

I wish I can clone.

Granted, but you end up with corrupt clones because you don't know when in the save process you're supposed to reset!

I wish I didn't have headaches every night